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By the way. Can we stop using the word binary ? (15 replies)
The Bilderberg Group asked me if there was anything they could do for me. (4 replies)
I see Brian Harvey has gone proper radio... (36 replies)
Poor old Gonzo Higuain. Cristiano Ronaldo must be trolling him. (0 replies)
See.. It’s all coming out now.. (2 replies)
The depressing part about the Brexit mess is that once the dust settles (13 replies)
Anyone changed broadband provider recently? (15 replies)
FoodWIMB. Help. I need an ice cream maker for a sorbet but don't have one. Can I (11 replies)
As I attempt to fight off signs of old age i.e. dementia, reduced mobility etc etc (16 replies)
So what I thought was a blocked sink turned out to be much larger problem (7 replies)
Well done Trump...another illegal stopped! (2 replies)
I've decided to make my penís bigger. They are now selling tablets (2 replies)
Looks like May's having to cave on the amendments to the trade bill. (69 replies)
I have decided to make my nose work. (18 replies)
So with hindsight (and as England didn't win it) I'm happy to say that was probably (25 replies)
That Griezmann celebration is one of the worst I've ever seen. (14 replies)
One assumes Putin doesn't speak English. (3 replies)
Sanchez not gone to States on United's tour (1 replies)
Speaking of chucking matches ... (2 replies)
Gazidis off? (1 replies)
Now on to important matters. (11 replies)
Bold stuff from Elon Musk in this Thai business. Chap is rather rude about his mini (0 replies)
Anyone else fancy receiving a nice warm passionate hug from the Croatian President ? (2 replies)
*Again* with the Mbappé hyperbole. (21 replies)
So, another referendum then? (7 replies)
wd the Argie ref imo (10 replies)
I appreciate that Trump has found quite a lot of ways to annoy people but it doesnt (35 replies)
Clues on Saturday about what formation we're likely to use? (27 replies)
Season of the Breast (0 replies)
Good luck to him but I’d say Giroud (4 replies)
Presentation delayed: Has someone nicked the trophy? (2 replies)
Croat keeper looks bent to me :sherlock: (1 replies)
2nd Half Team.... (0 replies)
5nil half time...Aboomerang x 3, Reece and Lacazette (0 replies)
Terry Benedict starting us off with a cosy 4-2-3-1 (1 replies)
Still no Welbeck :cry: (0 replies)
How long do you give the new geezer at Chelsea ? (4 replies)
evening ****s (0 replies)
The Donald touches down in England. (2 replies)
Quite looking forward to Djokovic v Nadal later (4 replies)
This was sung from the North Bank with great gusto in the 80s. (5 replies)
I think it’s despicable that Trump has blamed Sadiq Khan for terrorism. (16 replies)
This man is a monster who is destroying our Once Great Club. (16 replies)
Unai (2 replies)
How incredibly sh*t is women’s tennis ? (8 replies)
OpAa.. anyone a member? Ash? (0 replies)
Now I’m no fan of Jean-Claude Juncker, as you can imagine, but... (3 replies)
You know, banning me for my choice in beer? That hurts. (37 replies)
after seeing these wish.com adverts (0 replies)
The general idea leaking out of London Colney is that training is high energy, (9 replies)
"Free movement for students and skilled workers". Will someone keep berni and (20 replies)
Proper football is back on the weekend. (0 replies)
Awimb n ot working prop (7 replies)
Just because (6 replies)
Alternate Reality Wimb (0 replies)
Pikey update (0 replies)
So England will play the maximum amount of games possible. (0 replies)
They can't even fly back home today (1 replies)
In other news..Mustafi (0 replies)
The argument between Wrighty and Keane. (11 replies)
I think Sir Harry must have been drugged by Russian agents. How else could (3 replies)
It dawned on me while watching last nights game (4 replies)
Make no mistake about it, Awimb: I have been taking careful notes. (10 replies)
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: (85 replies)
****ing Tottenham cunds (3 replies)
Can’t understand why Loftus Road & Arnold Bennett (0 replies)
Arsene. Knows. Best. (0 replies)
Pleasing that the Tottenham players have been utter shít tonight. (5 replies)
Clearly they need welbeck (0 replies)
The Croates are running all over us (3 replies)
High tackle surely...nearly killed Walker there (0 replies)
Bit worrying that we can’t do better than Young at LB (1 replies)
You know if that was a NLD Kane scores (0 replies)
Arise Sir Kieran!!!! (0 replies)
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming.... Harry's coming home (8 replies)
So will the Queen give us a day off if we win the WC? (0 replies)
One can't help wondering whether Emery is going to deploy a midfield diamond. (9 replies)
Right.. Do we think that’s it then ? (0 replies)
You folks in the process of getting hammered? Good good. (3 replies)
Our new boy Matteo has tremendous hair. (11 replies)
This new lad, Torreira. (21 replies)
The Donald absolutely ripping into the krauts, here. (35 replies)
Last night's game was very reassuring. In the unlikely event of England beating (42 replies)
Jesus Christ, how many times is Giroud going to screw up tonight. (10 replies)
France vs Belgium...so far I’ve seen nothing to scare (12 replies)
started with elbows (3 replies)
This made my lol...work email from Germany (0 replies)
Carrington gone. (4 replies)
So Elon Musk turned up at these caves the Thai boys were in with a mini submarine (0 replies)
Four Osprey helicopters just flew overhead (13 replies)
Ronaldo gone (4 replies)
Welcome to The Arsenal Lucas (24 replies)
Chinamen out. (1 replies)
RIP the Swedish ‘nasty’ girl (11 replies)
Apparently The Office is 17 years old today. (9 replies)
So the pikeys have moved into a village just over from me (51 replies)
Loooooooool (1 replies)
These Thai cave boys...I thought they were little kids (2 replies)
Boris gone (2 replies)
Wilshere's at West Ham, apparently. (22 replies)
Anyone watching Wimbledon (22 replies)
Queen to miss Louis' christening. The old boiler is on her way I tells ya. So if we (15 replies)
Can someone tell me where you’re at with Brexit? (44 replies)
Two new signings :cloud9: (6 replies)
Semi-final thoughts... (2 replies)
Do you see? DO YOU SEE? This is what we’re facing. (4 replies)
This made my Saturday complete.... (1 replies)
Russian Dogs, be off with you. (0 replies)
Ahhh there you go...Putin hired a Brazilian (0 replies)
This Russia-Croatia is insanely boring. This is my vision basically of the rest of (0 replies)
Berni, Abba, Sir C, Ikea, BGM, Volvo, Ibrahimović... (8 replies)
Russia were like Arsenal there (2 replies)
This Guy Mowbray really is a commentating pr*ck (5 replies)
Jordan ‘Thou shall not pass’ Pickford (1 replies)
Southgate is correct about 1 thing (2 replies)
WC matches so far (1 replies)
Most of the Swedish squad are paid buttons (2 replies)
Man that Terry Benedict is a savage (0 replies)
Thus fell the mighty Brazil. (1 replies)
Bairstow going well in the T20 (2 replies)
What a ****ing game (0 replies)
Marcelo chasing after Hazard there loooooool (0 replies)
Brazil could get another thumping here. Like Germany 2014 (5 replies)
Lol Uruguay players crying as soon as Butterfingers worked his magic (0 replies)
He’s coming home (for his medical), he’s coming home (for his medical) (1 replies)
FAO: Uruguay (0 replies)
Butterfingerssssssssssss (0 replies)
What a save from Homo Lloris...but what about Godin’s follow up (0 replies)
Classy glancing header that (0 replies)
Quarterfinal Thoughts.... (6 replies)
Solid Wood Dinning Table (2 replies)
Lunch (32 replies)
Jogging again, and about damn time. There used to be this very fit poster on here, (8 replies)
'Flat pack mugs' (5 replies)
I went on a proper first aid course yesterday. (10 replies)
Anyone been watching the misadventures of Romesh Ramganathan. (0 replies)
I'm off to Lords in a moment for the T20 London Derby (23 replies)
Gin though. Isn't it a bit, you know...thin? Like a nice drink of water. (25 replies)
Burney - you seem to have closed that thread, but re the avocado (32 replies)
I see Pokster has a new friend (2 replies)
Nothing to see here, just a shirtless man in combat trousers and a leather dog collar (12 replies)
BreakfastWIMB (5 replies)
I am working with an american lady who is using vocal fry, uptalk and injecting the (5 replies)
When you've all stopped billing and cooing over Charlie's confounded pussy cat, I (7 replies)
Imagine you had the biggest, fluffiest cat in the world. (18 replies)
On a train up north. The sky’s a weird, grey colour. (16 replies)
Of course last night’s drama shouldn’t have happened if the lad had been sent off (11 replies)
Pickfords amazing save. (14 replies)
What's the word on the street regarding these two people that have mysteriously (15 replies)
Doubt he'll give a toss but Harry Kane is well on the way to winning the worst (5 replies)
Carl Jenkinson is going to have a great season for us. (16 replies)
Also Harry Maguire is basically Lennie from Of Mice and Men (11 replies)
I have something to announce to Awimb. (45 replies)
The greatest trick Southgate has pulled is in creating what is basically a carbon (30 replies)
A bit random but...Elneny on a Unicorn :shrug: (2 replies)
Glenn Hoddle just said “We’re a good passing team” (6 replies)
Looooool @ the Colombians destroying the penalty spot during the game (0 replies)
I would say i can't lose but i shall continue flying the Swedish flag. (5 replies)
Sir Gareth Southgate...who would’ve bet on that after 96? (1 replies)
I was ready to start hating them all again (19 replies)
Fvcking **** ass Arsenal goalie! (0 replies)
Pickford and Ospina made some big saves there (0 replies)
Damn it! (12 replies)
There has to be a real chance of a Tottenham disgracing his country by missing a pen (0 replies)
Did Hoddle actually just say ' That's the beauty of having Dier in that midfield ' (0 replies)
I mean, at least that one guy will likely escape being killed. (0 replies)
Our hopes now rest with...Jamie Vardy (1 replies)
Looooooooooool! (0 replies)
That was definitely coming (5 replies)
Dier makes Shawcross look graceful and intelligent (0 replies)
Glenn Hoddle’s Love Train (0 replies)
Columbia have turned their sh*thousing dial to 11 (3 replies)
Harry Kane Baaaaaaaang (0 replies)
Jacka getting the blame for the goal (2 replies)
Of come on...no need to send the lad off! (1 replies)
Sweden have the whole cross/shot blocking thing (0 replies)
Sweden vs England head to head... (4 replies)
Loooool epic deflection (3 replies)
Alex Scott (0 replies)
The Swedish shooting (0 replies)
:hehe: Stupid Celtic prick who boasted who they were going to get Granit sent off (2 replies)
Sweden is a severely talentless crew. (7 replies)
That shot from the Swedish No9 (0 replies)
Email from my boss telling me to stop working and go watch the football (0 replies)
"...and Mark Lawrenson" (2 replies)
Djourou starting for Switzerland. (2 replies)
We have a new number10 (24 replies)
City close to signing Mahrez for £60m. (6 replies)
Longmuir gone :-( (0 replies)
Now I should hate to be associated with the swivel eyed right wing lunatic (3 replies)
Of course the other way of looking at the possibility of England winning (19 replies)
As we now have two bubble CBs, I feel the need to up my Greek stereotype game (17 replies)
Belgium..... (27 replies)
Oh my ****ing days! (2 replies)
The Australia vs Philippines fight.... (5 replies)
Why do they keep stopping the game when the cheating Brazilians are off the pitch. (9 replies)
That was a bit naughty from the no. 7 (0 replies)
Neymar is the most repulsive cóck at this tournament. (3 replies)
Top overacting from Neymar (0 replies)
I hope someone gives Neymar a proper kick soon. (0 replies)
Oh, Willian's Brazilian, is he? I had no idea. (13 replies)
Brazil really need to sort their full backs out (1 replies)
Here is my prediction: A Russia/England final. (6 replies)
This is following on from WES's comments in a thread below about youth players (7 replies)
Frimpong is 26. He's been playing in Cyprus (52 replies)
Torreira was very good (again). My favourite part was when he (0 replies)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (30 replies)
What is it.... (2 replies)
Is this a big name signing? (5 replies)
Pat Vegas's world cup observations (18 replies)
Who is going to stop Ingerlund? (10 replies)
Well I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation for this. (37 replies)
World Cup Betting & Thoughts (0 replies)
Amazing seeeeeeeeeeeens! Au Revoir Spain (4 replies)
I like how Russia picked middle-class looking people to stock the stands. (2 replies)
Poor guy....he’ll be playing for Lokomotiv Siberia after that own goal (1 replies)
Smash and grab, come Emery, Mbappe for the Arsenal (0 replies)
Super Mercado (0 replies)
Gwan the Argies (14 replies)
Get this filth off our pristine site. (below) (1 replies)
Corbyn (1 replies)
We just secured product placement for our film. High end branded fridge. (2 replies)
Speaking of blurred vision how the flying **** does Jordan Pickford manage to push (49 replies)
Do footballers still do communal baths? I’m guessing not. Some of them were awfully (0 replies)
Fùckssake! Another tower block’s on fire. (7 replies)
Once Sir C has gone blind, two weeks max I reckon, I doubt that he'll be the sort of (1 replies)
What's for lunch these days? (26 replies)
Gotta love Danny Dyer. (4 replies)
What’s mostly been interesting about the gay nanny accused of being (4 replies)
I've woken up this morning with blurred vision in my left eye. (55 replies)
Very refreshing that the Germans are out. Given someone else a turn, and I don't (0 replies)
I love this sort of thing. (3 replies)
My worry is that this anti-Semitism stuff has a limited shelf-life and will blow over (35 replies)
Is Ospina playing? Haven't followed the WC in the slightest, but if it's Kane vs (6 replies)
LOL at that vile spurs cùnt Rose getting turned inside out for their goal. (5 replies)
8 changes v 9 changes hehe (4 replies)
Currently Senegal going out as have more yellow cards than Japan (2 replies)
Early weekend for half of London coming up... (1 replies)
Oh, ffs! (1 replies)
A complete stranger just handed me the keys to her BMW (1 replies)
Her Majesty is not well and pulled out of an event today as a result. (9 replies)
We are reaching out to Steve McQueen for our film. (11 replies)
VAR to the rescue again. (4 replies)
Did you see that Dan Snow programme about the DRC? (5 replies)
Word on Twitter is Wilshere is joining Fenerbache. (2 replies)
Tunisia tonight... (2 replies)
Are there other countries where a large section of the population would take great (27 replies)
Strange that some on here are laughing that Germany are out (46 replies)
I've come around to this Saddleworth Moor fire thingy now. (13 replies)
I'll bet the ball scratching, claypit gouger wishes he'd now applied for the job. (0 replies)