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  1. Jorge, if you want to see clickbait absolutely murder the English language in a genuinely mystifying
  2. The other good 70s/80s disability-related term of abuse, of course, was 'flid'.
  3. People who post pics of themselves with their kids on facebook promoting sex should be investigated
  4. So, back to Eastbourne tomorrow, for a meeting finishing at 12.
  5. Pep story seems to be fake.. his contract said to start on 31st June!!!
  6. Fash, don't listen to anything these snobby spastics are telling you about chips mate. Take your
  7. When is Eboue replacing Deb you she
  8. 10 seconds after deadline day , Arsenal will declare a setback with Welbeck
  9. Debuchy to Bordeaux, done deal :mickypearce:
  10. Everton signed a striker we must be getting Lukaku
  11. 20 ? Some impressive bags from the boy right there.
  12. 2¼ hours till Piers Morgan tops himself
  13. lurkwimb - there are currently 1440 lurkers on awimb Wave
  14. Champagne corks!!!
  15. Charlton have signed Rod Fanni hehe
  16. I know I get stick for posting this but I like the idea of Terry briefing against himself
  17. What an exciting deadline day for Gooners! We've lost Debuchy. Most of the hard work has been in
  18. Pity the club weren't a touch more mercenary in their mid to long term planning.
  19. I take it we didn't sign Kelechi Nwakali and Samuel Chukwueze then?
  20. Woke up and visited Arsenal.com to find a photo of a our new signing smiling Clound Nine
  21. debuchy indisputably has good hair. for this reason his departure troubles me.
  22. For jorge, just to note that flamini's last sint at right back was ten years ago
  23. So the Flyd/Flid thing is a close thing. 57pc to 43pc
  24. cruz wins iowa. hehe satan laughing spreads his wings.
  25. I was thinking of buying a car for my father. nothing fancy. what can I get for 5K?
  26. Arsenal players we should forget about but a quick reminder before we do.
  27. Hang on we are playing Southampton tonight Frown
  28. There was a shouty Muslim man by the station yesterday. He told me that sharia was coming to the UK
  29. Is Welbz really fit to play again then, or is he merely fit enough to be photographed?
  30. "It's the .. un-Germanness of the thing that is so troubling.
  31. Such a slow day.
  32. Cab we agree on something? If Leicester win their next three games, they win the league.
  33. Dear America, your election process is stupidly overlong and utterly mystifying.
  34. Feminists are weird, aren't they? Countless stories of young girls being raped/sexually assaulted
  35. Hidden gems of YouTube #21423542 - "The Chicken Cottage Awards"
  36. Fascinatingly irrelevant information: OFI Crete have had 16 managers in 10 years! I thought the
  37. At least italy had a fun deadline day
  38. Jorge....I'm fully prepared to Fight with you over the Findus crispy pancakes debate
  39. What do we reckon tonight then? Elneny and Coq again with Ramsey on the right or Coq and Ramsey?
  40. it seems whatever you look for online there are always someone with a tinfoil hat.
  41. Wouldn't it be "funny" if Charlie Austin scored the winner tonight?
  42. Beware the Amaryllis, for it can collapse under its own weight, tumbling from the shelf
  43. I am sorry Awimb my posts have been lacking a certain quality.
  44. I do hope maud comes back for some one of pists about the US Election
  45. I'm in an Eastbourne chippy.
  46. Sir charlie- now you have been proved wrong about the river tour not leaving the US
  47. We're not on the telly tonight, are we?
  48. Forget Poundland, there's now 25p land!
  49. The official Layman's guide as to why Berni is Modd
  50. I'm fed up with these 'top, top' managers circulating around rich and successful clubs.
  51. Who is on t'telleh tonight?
  52. If I have upset anybody I apologize. I am not really MM I am just assuming his form.
  53. A Nasty injury for bellerin tonight would be a real pain in the arse
  54. Q: What does Monty bench? A: f**k all
  55. Flamini and Ramsey Frown
  56. stream?
  57. Any stream?
  58. Music Tottenham Tottenham, no one can stop them Music
  59. We'll lose this. They are pressing us to death.
  60. Bring Welbeck, Cazorla and Wilshere on imo... oh wait!!!
  61. http://golshd.com/arsenal-x-southampton.html
  62. http://streamsp.ml/
  63. Bellerin has been shocking so far.
  64. Isn't it annoying how average teams who generally can't be arsed
  65. Afobe knows how to score. SFC out!
  66. Theo you totally average little ****cvnt you
  67. So we're playing like a pile of steaming nervous fecal matter I take it?
  68. Do we have no options on the bench? Why did we not buy anyone then? Frown
  69. From wondering how big a gap we can create to worrying about 4th in the space of 4 games Frown
  70. DDLD Indifferent Indifferent Another really poor performance and no goals in 3. We're struggling a bit
  71. So 4th place and another FA Cup
  72. Very unimpressive. It looks like hibernation has set in.
  73. Pelligrino anyone?
  74. One word: U S M A N O V
  75. What the f**k is wrong with these players. Also I'd rather not see
  76. TINA
  77. Arsene Wenger has to go.
  78. Take it Arsene, for God's sake!!! Spend some of it!!!!
  79. Six minutes of injury time and all I saw was six minutes of fanny dancing. Did the 4 - 0 drubbing
  80. We've got egg all over our bleedin' faces
  81. Also everytime you see Arsenal training photos and they are all smiling
  82. Kind of redundant when Mason is around but terrible, terrible refereeing. Blatant time-wasting,
  83. Wasn't the new Egyptian hero available? Would have been better than Flamini.
  84. Claude gone
  85. Now is the time.
  86. Theo ****
  87. Until some man arrives never our victory.
  88. Shame we only signed a player who is no viable option in a Premier League game. Shrug
  89. Bellerin's crossing was poor tonight but if we need to rest him we can bring on Deb.... oh no!
  90. Well, things are falling nicely into place for another top top quality 4th place trophy. As some of
  91. We're now only 5pts above crisis club Yanited.
  92. Same old, f**king same old. Could have played til midnight and would not have scored.
  93. Just got home from the match if you can call it that. Needed Elneny & Ox on for last 20 to break the
  94. Can someone say something vaguely optimistic?
  95. On the bright side Hide If you said we'd be 5 points off the top in Feb I'd have been pleased.
  96. Wenger professor of what really?
  97. Arsene spat his dummy out in the tunnel apparently..
  98. It's falling apart. For one brief shining moment it looked like we might have a last Wenger hurrah
  99. The Theo project typifies the failure of the New Arsenal Model. He is a decent squad player who has
  100. We need to be careful here.
  101. If we finish behind spuds (building new stadium, short of cash) I think Wenger should seriously
  102. My word. That is some impressive knicker-wetting.
  103. I've been watching a lot of 'Life Hack' videos. 2 have changed my life in the Kitchen hehe
  104. Box office is unusually slow this morning....can't think why Rub chin
  105. Dull Dull Dull...
  106. To make up for last night, I've just booked my arrangements for New Year's Eve.
  107. I've just eaten an entire Tesco Continental selection of cured meats and it's not even 11.30. Frown
  108. ChangingthesubjectWimb. The new fella called in sick yesterday
  109. Theo Walcott - discuss.
  110. The boy Amir Khan...
  111. I don’t think there was a single misplaced pass that wasn’t greeted with derision by a large portion
  112. Lord Lucan gone. Yikes
  113. Lee Mason is son of Mike Dean fact I'll be back shortly for a moan
  114. The opposite of arguing isn't agreement in all things,
  115. When does our wonderful little midfield maestro return to the fold.
  116. I can report a slightly more important news development.
  117. Lee Mason - discuss.
  118. Just seen the first Vardy goal last night Yikes we used to score goals like that Frown
  119. What I hate about watching Arsenal on the telly 1# 2# & 3#
  120. Lets settle this once and for all
  121. Charlie you pompous, old goat. Mach is not a function of any kind but a simple ratio of the
  122. I love when they use English in continental europe to be cool. It doesn't quite work
  123. Not sure if this has been mentioned before but 'The Chap' magazine
  124. Congratulations to Chaka Demus and/or Pliers, officially better than Weller or Springsteen
  125. Anybody flown with Delta? Any good?
  126. Still can't get de Kock out. This is getting ridicules.
  127. Beginning to get a sneaky suspicion last night's game was just a ploy to divert attention from our
  128. Axl Rose or that cretin Keith Lemon?
  129. Probably a question for Jorge - him beiing techy and one of those Apple brand
  130. This Milo Yiannopoulos chap. He's a rum cove, and no mistake.
  131. The chaps were dancing in the tunnel pre game.. Oh well
  132. Gary Neville hehe
  133. I was quite enjoying this article on why English players fare so badly abroad recently...
  134. I know I'm swimming against the tide here but can everyone stop f**king talking about Mental Health?
  135. L'Academie Francaise has gone mental!
  136. Generally I am more chilled out these days.
  137. A new awimb record, [insert subject] to communism and nukilar war in four posts
  138. 15.95 / 3 courses
  139. Latest update on Jack
  140. Who knew leftover fish pie could be delicious?
  141. Interesting blog about Giroud and Walcott. >>
  142. That Kids Company doc last night was rather interesting
  143. Woman interprets the expression on a horse's face, is outraged, writes article about it.
  144. Paternity leave should be longer than 2 weeks, being in work sucks
  145. Anyone else getting Sky Q?
  146. :snackwimb: Can we get an advance on 40 ?
  147. "nobody is suggesting there are any parallels whatever between the Nazis and the EU" hehe
  148. Only a small, petty and frankly rather grubby little man would take pleasure from Neville's pain
  149. There’s only one thing worse than a barber who tries to engage you in conversation about football or
  150. Joey Tribbiani to host the new Top Gear
  151. Is that wise, sir?
  152. Ashley Cole has nothing on this fella...............
  153. So that rapist / traitor is going to get away with it because the statute of limitations has run out
  154. Berni, your comment below concerning Le Messurier. This Cook sketch seems spot on
  155. Hmm the Pride and Prejudice + Zombies fillum looks a bit more serious than the book
  156. Long term injured player returns to training. The title is gone.
  157. Has anybody found the sweet Asian lady they were meant to be with yet? By clicking on the awimb ads?
  158. Always Sicky on the way out? Injuries plus being 35 years old hard to get over.
  159. So..season ticket holders being charged extra to see the barca game
  160. RIP TR7 - partial rupture of tendon and out for 3 months
  161. French defamation law is funny: Jonas Savimbi????
  162. RIP Maurice White. You're a shinning star.
  163. Poor ol' Curly; this is going to stick in his throat a bit Frown
  164. I saw this and thought of Kilburn Al (RIP)
  165. A few days after the transfer window closes. There are usually some stories of what free agents we
  166. Just read Teixeira, the chap Liverpool were interested in has signed for a Chinese
  167. Tut tut Arsenal, charging 20 pound surcharge for ST holders for the Barca game
  168. Daniel Sturridge......He makes Wilshere look fighting fit, but i think i'd take a risk on him
  169. Elneny's exclusion the other day was a bit strange.
  170. I am now going for a team lunch to celebrate my departure Frown
  171. Welbz update:
  172. Today's Neg news.
  173. Todays leg news
  174. So this Assange business. As far as I can make out, this UN panel has no legal weight, has not shown
  175. Today's peg news
  176. Today's Clegg news
  177. I think you can safely put a lot of money on Everton's next goal celebration.....
  178. Today's egg news.
  179. Geek advice sought, please.
  180. Well that was fun. I ordered a pizza
  181. Yes, these Arab women are not at all as advertised on the ISIS videos you see.
  182. Vardy 40/1...
  183. David Cameron's Yerp negotiations hehe
  184. Living up to the Headhunters and C18 fearsome reputation >
  185. By the way, I'm being pestered by the Box office about whether or not I want to take up my ST option
  186. Poor Tomas Cry
  187. I bought seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that
  188. The newest registered user is Citizen Jorge - Power t'folk hehe
  189. The Curious Case of Mr Lee Mason.
  190. Thats so 1982 Clound Nine
  191. Any news about Cazorla? He's been gone for ages. Is he being punished for the missed P.K. vs WBA?
  192. So Arsenal backtrack on the Barcelona surcharge!!!
  193. f**kin egg chasing starts tomorrow, pub will be full of the c**ts
  194. One more post of the Awimb tube
  195. Oh my, it's that time of the year. 2 months of no council tax and rates Clound Nine
  196. Poor Jeremy Kyle being given a hard time. Top top top television.
  197. Got de Kock out at last. Taken bloody ages.
  198. Just give Leicester the title now hehe
  199. All the mirth and merriment caused by Gary Neville's recent feats as
  200. And that, dear boys, is what you get if you bother your arse to practice set pieces. Take note SFC
  201. Obviously we want a draw. Then we can go into complete meltdown on here after
  202. Mark Schwarzer - how bizarre would it be if he ends up having been
  203. Oh my f**king days hehe
  204. Citeh are dead without Kompany. One can only admire fantastic Leicester.
  205. Holy f**king ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  206. They keep mentioning Lester's incredible energy levels Sherlock Has The Negster given
  207. I was reading spomewhere today that AW said we dont need a striker. Anyone know if he really said it
  208. Putting aside that we're all Arsenal (or Palace) fans it'd be f**king great if Leicester won it.
  209. Could there be a treble or treble trouble ahead?
  210. Bloody hell Vardy's quick. He's like Walcott or Ox except he can control a ball
  211. Anyone still think Leicester can't win the league? Remember my posts?
  212. If Leicester drop away towards the end of the season
  213. Good to see Wanyama is bookable and send-offable after all.
  214. It's alright, lads. As long as we beat Bournemouth today and Lesster next weekend
  215. Only a matter of time before Spurs score
  216. I have a feeling there won't be a Saint Totts's day this season.
  217. Swiiiiiiiiiiing loooooooow
  218. I love Leiceseter btw
  219. So this financial doping - how do poor old mere billionaires compete with communist China?
  220. I love Ian Wright
  221. Just to say thanks to those with advice over anxiety
  222. I mean I think, this much. I would not have called it bournemouth. Bournmouth surely
  223. Essentially we are asking Welbeck to save our season.
  224. I had extremely kick-ass Pho tonight.
  225. Bring the Coq on now
  226. This is a ****ty camera angle. Can barely see what's happening on the far side Indifferent
  227. Why is Flamini still starting?!!!!! Shout :
  228. How has that commentator not seen Sanchez was onside? Blind c**t.
  229. So is Elneny injured?
  230. I see dropping Urzil from my FF team has worked Smile
  231. BOOM BOOM 2-0
  232. I knew Bournemouth singing " you're just a **** TH" would wind us up
  233. Get in.
  234. Ozil upsetting the wheelchair section hehe
  235. Yawn Yawn Yawn What's that barry?
  236. Shocking challenge from Flamini. We were very lucky with that one hehe
  237. Wtf was flamini doing just before bournemouths goal chance earlier?
  238. Someone needs to tell Urzil it's time to knock off the thumb sucking goal celebrations
  239. Bound to be a sending off in the Chelsea game. Will it be Costa though or just him getting a Utd
  240. The Ox and his ability to lose the bal. Bang head
  241. Utter rubbish 2nd half tbh.
  242. Who's playing where in midfield now? Seems a mess.
  243. When was the last time we played 90 flawless minutes without an extended period of retardedness?
  244. Good start for TheBushy. 4-1 thrashing by St Etienne at home.
  245. Guess the Chelsea Yanited result was the best for us, tho i hate to see that c**t score
  246. So who are these idiotic people you are talking about? Friends of yours?
  247. A lawyer from St Louis has purchased an anti Stan K Super Bowl add
  248. Have any of you checked the Arsenal squad list? There are players on there who have been long gone.