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  1. Right. Finish them.
  2. Top Of The The Pops 1981
  3. Areas, Jimmy.
  4. Welbz 2-3 weeks away Clound Nine #likeanewsigning
  5. I like Elneny already. '‘I am hoping that we win the Premier League and cup this season, and the
  6. How come it always seems to be Scots who win these big lotto jackpots?
  7. our producer meeting with daniel radcliffe's agent in london tomorr. harry potter! I said goddamn.!
  8. I have made a tremendous discovery AWIMB. It's something called 'The Cotton Ceiling'
  9. Blimey. How do you manage to turn cannabis into a deadly drug?
  10. Is it wrong that I quite enjoy the food at Ikea Hide
  11. I really rather like Ben Stokes, taking the Saffas apart again*
  12. Oi, la. You've worked for the Murdoch press. Does this, from a Guardian journalist,
  13. Clap Textbook Jonathan Wilson
  14. I've started doing that thing where I'm so hungry I'm look at dinner menus for tonight.
  15. Did anybody catch this Queen of Versailles documentary on BBC4?
  16. Our new midfield enforcer may have to improve the Twitter side of his game, imo.
  17. The only thing that could make this spacewalk thing interesting would be if he came
  18. PRSB - that wicket was still within the statute of limitations for your crime below Red card
  19. The lads were out on the town last night, their hat game was weak
  20. Just watching highlights of the Chelsea game v WBA. Diego Costa is absolutely not normal. He's looks
  21. Joe Root Bow Incredible how quickly he's got a ton
  22. THAT incident finally explained (by an expert from the city of Stoke). As Gerald Posner would say:
  23. Is there a case to be made for Joe Root as the world's best batsman: actual or potential?
  24. Mohamed Elneny seems to be more than ''just'' cover for the Coq...impressive technique
  25. I do wish Major Tim Peake would f**k right off.
  26. "A gamble" playing Sanchez after 6.5 weeks recovering from a strain? f**k off SFC. f**k off Shad.
  27. "Nice to e-meet you" Roll eyes Jesus wept
  28. Result predictor for the game at Stoke ?
  29. ffs - not even going to make the Champ League places in this table
  30. There's one thing I hate about making risotto.
  31. Elneny looks good but I hope he doesn't turn out to be another Arshavin.
  32. Anywon watching ch5 'That's So 1985' ?
  33. My local is doing a Bowie tribute night. And I've come home pissed Cry
  34. Music Kroenke sucks , Kroenke sucks Music
  35. Burnley warming up nicely for the Arsenal game.
  36. Music From ibiza to the the Norfolk Boads Music
  37. 10, 9, 8....
  38. :ziggy:
  39. Space oddity
  40. Premier League injury table: How is your team doing? An interesting analysis >>
  41. G'waaarn England Big grin If Berni were here he'd let you have a go on his missus I reckon
  42. A glorious CHIEFS Saturday. At 9:00pm BST
  43. Holy Capoli is this photo from CNN Photoshopped?
  44. Here comes the collapse Indifferent
  45. Ffs Baz...who's this colander you have playing in goal for your mob
  46. Jay Tee scores
  47. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at the chavs
  48. Afobe scores. SFC out!
  49. Everton really are a buch of cavalier c**ts..even though he was offside
  50. Come On Leicester
  51. Hate Sunday games. Wasted Saturday just hoping someone else will drop points without knowing if we'l
  52. Clound Nine
  53. opinion: Big Ben, while cool, is also somewhat gay. Wave
  54. Wow, that Cesc ball for Diego Costa's goal was something special
  55. So what's gonna happen today then folks? Apparently Stoke now play football...
  56. Little bit lightweight midfield.
  57. No Ozil today Frown
  58. Hopefully today is a good game for the Ox to impress.
  59. Jon Walters will tear us a new one Cry
  60. Why is our game at 1615 and not 1600? It's usually 1600 on a Sunday, I am sure of it.
  61. Any predictions? I say an Elneny hatrick of 3 long distance thunderbolts.
  62. I should very much like for us to sign Jack Butland to replace Cech when the time comes.
  63. Why do Stoke fans boo Ramsey?
  64. I know the new fella hasn't had much time to get settled but i'd have had him in
  65. Aaron Ramsey he walks with a limp Indifferent
  66. I really can't see us getting anything from this match the way it's shaping up so far.
  67. This is becoming the norm for Joel
  68. Shocking ref.
  69. Monreal you c**t
  70. I don't know what we pay Petr....but it ain't enough
  71. Terrible decision that foul against Bellerin
  72. I think the team looks tired.
  73. Walcotts not productive enough for me. All about goals in that position.
  74. Theo massively pissed off
  75. f**ks sake ..should have done better there
  76. f**k me..anyone see that lad behind the linesman? hehe
  77. We ..are...top 'o the league...say ...we are top o' the league Big grin
  78. That's a decent result. I would have settled for still being top after the these two games.
  79. Theo saves all his aggression for the walk off
  80. I thought we looked a little spineless first 45 but acquitted ourselves extremely
  81. I want to Ox to go off, but I don't want any of our subs to come on Frown
  82. How many fouls has Whelan committed?
  83. Ox has had one of those :baghead: days
  84. I'd take the last two results but only if we beat Chelsea next week..
  85. in my view ox showed his virtue today. just by being a tough bullet-shaped human. kept on 'em.
  86. Is this Iwobi lad related to Kanu...grandson or great grandson possibly?
  87. 2 points out of the last 2 games not a disaster but... not good.
  88. Werll well, that was....a rather EXCELLENT performance from the boys. I really
  89. Never gets old...
  90. Elneny had a foot problem, gone to the cairopractor
  91. Don't get me wrong happy with where we are, but it's frustrating to know that when Giroud...
  92. Dry January anyone? I have had a few slip ups but lost 10lb by cutting
  93. West Ham fans rather upset as we've nicked their Payet song for Ozil
  94. I may have been hallucinating yesterday, but I could have sworn I heard Jeremy Corbyn advocating
  95. When's this Sky Q supposed to be being launched?!
  96. UEFA's blue-eyed boys at it again. EVERY time we play them they always preface the games by
  97. For some reason someone just sent this to me - it's so beautifully bizarre
  98. I know I am Mr Grumpy but I can't understand why 2 points from 6 makes us title
  99. The newest registered user is Touch-type Tourettes Jorge hehe
  100. One observation from yesterday, it now appears legal to go through the back of a player
  101. In salt, msg, mushroom powder and anticaking agent news, Newcastle want Malaga winger Nordin Amrabat
  102. My new Sam Therapy and King Dice records arrived today. Whoop! Whoop!
  103. When are Coquelin and Cazorla due back? Flamini's clearly shattered.
  104. What's happened to SW, has he flounced as a reaction to my flouncing?
  105. I lost my hat today.
  106. Scosers have just giiven Mignolet a new 5 year deal! Yikes
  107. If you could choose ONE injury to the special club DNA before we play them in Feb, who would it be?
  108. hehe
  109. Strange Casting: Steve Coogan and John C Reilly to play Laurel and Hardy in biopic
  110. Oh dear.. Looks like Don drove his Chevy clean off the levy this time..
  111. RIP Glenn Frey and Dale Griffin.
  112. This just in, Jason Statham was born in Shirebrook, Derbyshire
  113. nicked again
  114. I am sticking money away in the savings account each month.
  115. So Glenn Frey breaks the 69 hoodoo by carking it at 67.
  116. Indifferent
  117. I was over optimistic in the league, still top however.
  118. Think we need red to weigh in on this one. Does he have any gender-fluid hounds?
  119. Spike Lee is a racist.
  120. New contract for Nacho Clound Nine
  121. We have a new fella in the office. Although he wasn't intended to be a replacement for me
  122. One of the driving forces behind the Rhodes statue campaign, an ugly tart calling herself Bidisha
  123. Amy Schumer makes a living out of making fun of her ****ty ways and then gets offended at
  124. Anyone want to buy tickets for this?
  125. Interviewed Van der Sar this morning
  126. Babies are a bit ****, aren't they? Eat, sleep, ****, cry. When does it get more interesting?
  127. Greetings from a Cafe Nero in Islington. Cool spot. I like these Englishers. Smile
  128. Does anyone have a West Ham mate who might be able to get tickets for their home match on 12/3/16
  129. Bring him home Arsene!
  130. hehe spurs are still paying Adebayor 100kpw and he doesnt even play for them
  131. Mentally stronger than ever. I feel reassured ahead of Sunday now Clound Nine
  132. Thank you for the memories Glenn Frey RIP Frown
  133. Best Dutch name: Dirk. FACT.
  134. I went through a bit of a Dutch phase about 10 years ago. During this phase I owned this tremendous
  135. You can't blame John Peel for some people not liking MOR. (as was suggested below)
  136. I have my contract Clound Nine
  137. Do you suppose japanese men call their urethral opening their jap's eye? (translated to
  138. Ranking comedy Russells in order of preference.
  139. Jermaine Pennant joines Singapore's Tampines Rovers
  140. What's with all this Dutch ****?
  141. Indifferent
  142. On the subject of female hirsuteness: you should have seen the hairy arse I once encountered on an
  143. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
  144. Sarah Palin. Bow Disappointed she didn't do the trump jam though >>>
  145. I've got a cheeky week free at the end of February. I was going to go oop the Lakes,
  146. So just what are the rules for flying Drones ?
  147. 10 years of Theo at Arsenal. Does he get his testimonial?
  148. "Let's everybody kick ISIS' butt!", squeals 5-year old illiterate Palin, as the
  149. Hopefully they charged the lad with crimes against spelling while they were there hehe
  150. Aussies taking a beating here #Dhawan #Virat Bow
  151. Anyone see 'The Jihadis Next Door' last night. Some charming stuff in there.
  152. Work travel issue....
  153. Yo yo yo what up Awimb?
  154. hehe I am now excluded from work meetings.
  155. Is Rabiot's mum still in London?
  156. Please wear a vest if you are going out today. You'll catch your death if you don't
  157. Anyway, one of the funny bits in the programme last night was when one of the lady Allans shouted
  158. I have come to believe that the possession of intelligence is a prerequisite of any kind of
  159. Bloody Ramsey! Not again!!!!
  160. Has anyone been to Bratislava?
  161. I've just spent the morning in Eastbourne.
  162. How do you convince an elderly grandparent living on his own that it would be a good idea
  163. Ooh, is Ash around? This week's Endeavour was spectacularly good.
  164. Wow - Jorge made that an incredibly interesting read below. Opinions so amazingly lacking in
  165. You guys are bigots. Of course they've got to be allowed back in.
  166. .
  167. glw out tonight. Football on TV, half a kilo of rib-eye in the fridge :rubshands:
  168. Just what is it with these religious types and their violent behaviours?
  169. Who is this Xhaka Hislop we are being linked with? Why is he joking about wanting Coq's shirt number
  170. Mesut and Alexis back for the Chelsea game.
  171. Apart from looking at photos of the Squad travelling etc. Who do you think is mates with who in the
  172. The new bloke at work is a Cigarette Ponce furious
  173. So a Public Inquiry has concluded that thon Litvinenko chap was probbers topped on Putin's orders.
  174. Funny how black UK actors who went to the US to get better parts (ie more money) are now bitterly
  175. Warning, this is a bit of a water filters/ISA/credit card rate post. Apologies in advance
  176. Just a week or so away from a Rosicky and Coq central midfield at last.
  177. Do you think MI6 still have lamplighters, ferrets, inquisitors, scalphunters and wranglers?
  178. Terrific bit of press conference #bantz
  179. Are Chelsea still ****?
  180. Why do sonographers persist with the pretence that they can’t tell the sex of a baby at the 12 week
  181. Jesus, Spurs got over 100m Euros for Bale Yikes They under reported it so as not to eclipse CR7s
  182. I don't like the shape the FA Cup draw is taking. All big teams being kept apart and with easy draws
  183. Views on the proposed new Chelsea stadium design?
  184. is this a joke in my sidebar ad? muslima.com full of chicks wearing those headpieces.
  185. 40 years since the first commercial flight of this beautiful bird.
  186. f**king hell! They could at least give it a lick of paint, couldn't they?
  187. Who watches the Restoration Man? That geordie is the remedial Kevin McCloud imo.
  188. I wish Wenger would shut up about doping.
  189. Pardew interested in NB52 and EA26??!! >>>>
  190. Joining Marianne Caramac in the retirement home for disappointing former arsenal strikers
  191. What car do you drive?
  192. Mattresswimb - I'm in the market for a new one. Would like to go for a decent level of quality as
  193. Five changes?! Athers would be turning in his grave.
  194. "Stephen Cook has 35 Test centuries, the ninth most by a Test debutant."
  195. Rich when did you buy your new Mercedes Benz? I am thinking for the future.
  196. You White boys are something else!
  197. Nobody talks about FIFA on here
  198. Hmm Wilshere has signed a new deal.
  199. Coq Clound Nine
  200. Speaking of Trump I rather liked this
  201. Tunda Cyats Hooooooooooooooo!
  202. Any spares for sunday? Wave
  203. Neymar Clound Nine
  204. So they've moved our game against Leicester to 14 February.
  205. You demanded it, so here it is. The pre-Chelsea victory sticky.
  206. So the government is trying to ban poppers? Frown
  207. Must say, I do like South Africa's mascot. He has dignity and a kind face.
  208. Gram Parsons' dad was called Coondog.
  209. Calling Dutch football enthusiasts - are there any players NOT included in this list
  210. Today is the slowest day ever. Plus what a slow drag this month has been.
  211. Off to the football this weekend! Smile
  212. The Berahino saga is typical of all that is wrong with football nowadays. An average
  213. we should instantly hire this deposed chelsea steward. he is clearly a great man.
  214. Music hope - lcd sound system Music
  215. Ch 5 Now!
  216. Arsene please donor sign for 2 more years , go upstairs
  217. Saranade to the Donald.
  218. Having real difficulty getting de Kock out Frown
  219. United turning in another exciting performance Yawn
  220. highly enjoyable from southampton. not sure we'd have much luck against them even in the most
  221. f**k off Palace ****er
  222. I ask for the millionth time: why are Leicester still not considered candidates to win the league?
  223. Dear Admin. Any chance I can have use of the private messaging back please as it is helpful when
  224. Irons! hehe
  225. Anyone watching Pearce apeing around the post match analysis screen hehe
  226. Bowie doc on Yesterday channel now. well, started 15 mins ago
  227. Match Of The Day c9
  228. Maybe if Tottenham do actually win something then they'll be the ones getting plagued by
  229. How confident are we about tomorrow? I'd be happier if Alexis was match fit
  230. Blimey, Totteringham have as good a chance of winning the title as anyone. Frown
  231. lots of snow in the east. it's the nfl as god intended it. Clound Nine
  232. Walkabout
  233. Hidden messages in songs: just listening to Velvet Underground's "The Murder Mystery" and I am
  234. Why is Flamini playing at centre forward?! Frown
  235. Theo captain - must've threatened to leave
  236. Come on you c**ts, wake up etc..
  237. Game over now.
  238. Per Frown
  239. Should've a yellow...Costa no Usain Bolt
  240. Booooos lol
  241. Crowd full of retards.
  242. Gotta laugh. Why take off Olly not Feo, though.
  243. balls
  244. Sh@t goal
  245. Joke. Pathetic. Bound to happen. [delete as app.]
  246. Gabriel should now play instead of that slow, awful c**t.
  247. We've been **** so far and this was very much on the cards
  248. Nothing surprising thus far. The mandatory red card, going a goal behind,
  249. To be honest we arent much worse off without Per. COYG
  250. Ramsey's living off past performances really, isn't he?