AWIMB [Archive] - Page 306 - AWIMB

What a fat ******* (12 replies)
she looks as if she can squat more than he could with those pins (1 replies)
Got a feeling Chelsea and spuds are gonna drop points so a wearside win is wanted (0 replies)
all flights to New York cancelled today f**king (6 replies)
Arsene scrapes into the top 30 (6 replies)
Still got it >> (1 replies)
Getting a bit tired of this 35 deg C and beer every night routine (1 replies)
Odd tweet from Bacary........ (5 replies)
I asked for findus lasagna yesterday the assistant said (1 replies)
Friday Disco Whiskey and Green Tea - Supergrass (0 replies)
#3 in an occasional series of things that annoy me about my boss .. (15 replies)
Santos could be off (8 replies)
#4 (3 replies)
Recommend me a serieswimb. I get to choose the next boxset purchase. (41 replies)
So no one will work and they close the schools, yet not a flake of snow to be seen here yet .Feckin (4 replies)
Clearly they need Gazza, a fishing rod and a few beers........... (1 replies)
any man who mentions Bowie albums but omits his tour-de-force,'Alladin Sane', reveals himself to (4 replies)
That Phil Jones is pretty good at getting over shingles imo (39 replies)
iOS 6 jailbreak >>>> Those who don't know what they are talking about need not apply (15 replies)
Is there any gimmick that allows iPhone apps etc to be run on a computer? (12 replies)
I know Arsenal bloggers are by defintion thick uninteresting c**ts but this one is special (15 replies)
the sun - love it! - reveals something called findus lasagna has 99% horse meat. (12 replies)
Hello Loathsome Gooners (34 replies)
TragedyWIMB: Bull & Gate to close. To be turned into a gastro pub (33 replies)
Why did no one sticky Chief's return last night? (2 replies)
By the way I am out of the country when we play Bayern so we will win FACT (12 replies)
Good morning Awimb. Who the f**k is wibble? (8 replies)
Squillaci and Metersacker tomorrow (24 replies)
James Beattie is now playing for Accrington Stanley (12 replies)
What do you think of Tottenham? (2 replies)
For all you plastics out there (29 replies)
Oooh, he's found the checkbox to lock the sticky (1 replies)
Whole day at Birmingham tomorrow, really looking forward to my favourite Thai restaurant (12 replies)
I had no idea that Lord of the Rings director, Peter Jackson, played for Wales (3 replies)
Uncanny (1 replies)
Ffs wibble (3 replies)
This pub is definitely worth a visit if you are anywhere near Virginia Water (13 replies)
Rumours of Vieira coming back to replace Liam Brady as head of youth development (4 replies)
Say your goodbyes to Boston Brian, he's getting 3 feet of snow in the next 2 days (8 replies)
Late Night Musicwimb. Biffy Clyro yay or nay ? (0 replies)
did everyone get that Max Headroom moment on Newsnight? (9 replies)
Bostonbrian's movie review of the week..'Broken City' is this weeks selection.... (0 replies)
Joey Barton finally talking sense for once. "Neymar not even in the same street as Messi and Ronaldo (19 replies)
So is AWIMB clean now? (9 replies)
TwixWIMB. Eat cold from the fridge or at normal temperature from the cupboard? (29 replies)
So having some family photos done at the moment, my little girl just did a poo on ....... (3 replies)
erm theme from Baywatch (1 replies)
C'mon Everybody - Eddie Cochran (2 replies)
Not one person has asked for a pic in the Huq/Coren debate (12 replies)
Nicos: Perhaps you know better than Arsene Wenger, my friend. (21 replies)
Pharoahe Monch - f**k you (0 replies)
In theory this should be the end of Man City but I fear they (20 replies)
Im Arsch - Jan Delay & Udo Lindenberg (0 replies)
Stoned Out Of My Mind - The Jam (0 replies)
JAMIE REDKNAPP: Wilshere does everything Gazza did but it's too risky game to play... (13 replies)
Leffe (6 replies)
Office Debate: Konnie Huq vs Victoria Coren (35 replies)
Huzzah! Malware threat gone, AWIMB back! (4 replies)
if old arsenal teams were so good wh,y is it that every time i wtch masters football arsenal are cra (1 replies)
Speaking of that Danny Baker "Great Album" documentary (2 replies)
Apparently the premier league clubs have voted in favour of FFP rules (43 replies)
How do these Foreign currency shops make any money? (6 replies)
Hang on. I thought Jorge was a sort of freelancing type work from home bod. (6 replies)
If you had a budget of 170k where would you buy a flat (20 replies)
Either or Either. (2 replies)
That weather woman on BBC breakfast. (9 replies)
Have we slagged off Stuart Pearce yet today? (12 replies)
In recent years Spurs have become a trading club, selling valuable players (7 replies)
I particularly enjoyed Lennon's 15 minute cameo involving him not touching the ball once (22 replies)
It seems only yesterday that so many fans wanted Ox IN and Theo OUT (30 replies)
Why Arsenal could yet be the 1st London club to win the European club (2 replies)
any spurs tickets??? no? (20 replies)
kos inured apparently.tv wasn't fit to play. Squlllaci time. (5 replies)
3 blokes.1 girl (6 replies)
Twitter's saying Koscielny, Walcott and Ramsey are all out for Saturday. (27 replies)
Another Giroud reverse pass assist (4 replies)
tim healy just asked me for a light at euston. nice bloke (25 replies)
Dirty Australians. No surprise really. (0 replies)
Quite impressed with Lewandowski last night (14 replies)
How poor are Brazil? Their worst side in my lifetime. Luiz just seemed more intent in hurting (6 replies)
Just as my productivity was peaking this place loses the malware threat (0 replies)
Afternoon fellow aussies! Another gorgeous day here in wa. (9 replies)
Gaymar was seriously unimpressive last night. (6 replies)
Awimb back in business. (0 replies)
update...rosicky came off because he had the squits. (1 replies)
Wanger! Wtf is wrong with you people?.... (1 replies)
the board is spiritually exhausted. we- arse, I mean - are not as bad as feared. on the other hand (1 replies)
oy, a mikhael silvestre sighting! knocking em in for the portland timbers. (3 replies)
Only saw this today. Suppose I shouldn't larf but it's f**king hilarious (4 replies)
I don't like it when everyone is praising Jack and Theo, much prefer it when they all hate us (14 replies)
Not liking the new Arsenal website imo (3 replies)
Why are people saying Gervinho will be on the bench? He'll be starting the next two games (3 replies)
Geat News, Pearce ready to fight Hodgson over Wilshere and the Ox for U21 Euros (16 replies)
Gervinho will bring his world class to the bench on Saturday (1 replies)
Should have a strong bench on Saturday now Gervinho is back. (2 replies)
England national football team.... (3 replies)
A storm from space? (3 replies)
I will get very angry if anyone else mentions the return of Gervinho again, you are just not funny (0 replies)
Walcott & Wilshere best on pitch IMO. So proud of them. (2 replies)
in re below, there was a band in the naughts called gay dad. (0 replies)
Kos plays for France :please no injury: , Per and Pods for Germany :please no injury: (9 replies)
We're going to be hailed as serious world cup contenders (1 replies)
Neymar in looking decidedly average against decent defenders shocker. (10 replies)
did that commentator just say Garry Waddle? (0 replies)
Da fuq is Jack still doing on at 90 mins :-/ (0 replies)
has dante peaked yet? (0 replies)
Why didn't they bring on Andre Santos? (3 replies)
In Upskirs absence, have you ever seen a fitter lady? (22 replies)
God I f**king love Lamps! (3 replies)
Baines needs a f**king haircut. (2 replies)
James Milner :groan: (1 replies)
Is there a ****tier defender than Luiz in world football? (3 replies)
There's one player off for Manu and Chelsea, how about our boys? (1 replies)
Bloody Fred, good goal (2 replies)
Getting back to homophobic wimb. Smalling looks like a proper woofter. (1 replies)
The day we sell Wilshere is the day i kill myself. (14 replies)
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL (0 replies)
Keane.....we???? (0 replies)
FFS. The ref wearing gloves. (6 replies)
One of those where you just want to catch the ball with the inside of your heel (4 replies)
Oh dear, Naymar Messi he ain't (2 replies)
Walcott cannot stop losing the ball tonight....standard. Wilshere running the show (3 replies)
I love Wilshere. He's so good it makes me cry with happiness. (4 replies)
Come on Brasil you lacklustre tossers. Do not wanna be reading how we're going to piss the World Cup (0 replies)
****, Theo injured :baghead: (2 replies)
Absolute class from Joe Hart. Brilliant. (4 replies)
Its obviously clear that Welbeck has no left foot :cnut: (1 replies)
Welbeck :typicalonefootedenglish****: (0 replies)
I love the 'just change your malware settings' posts on here today (2 replies)
Stupid 52 year old :bangled: (0 replies)
I take it pace isn't one of Neymars strong points (1 replies)
No Denilson in the Brazil team.....very strange!!! (2 replies)
f**king hell 3 x mournings. Is this LFCTV ? (3 replies)
Lets see that Bayern defender do that to Giroud..... (0 replies)
Open letter to Adrian Chiles (1 replies)
Realy looking forward to the England v Brazil match but fingers crossed no injuries for Jack, Theo (1 replies)
somewon sort this c**ting website out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6 replies)
Some f**ker has sprayed 'You Are A Retard' all over my windows (1 replies)
Bye bye awimb. Can't get in it anymore. Blocked by work web filter. (4 replies)
Laura Robson really is rather lovely (13 replies)
It never ceases to amaze me how much homophobic crap comes out. #haven'tmovedonmuchhavewe (29 replies)
Not being homophilic does not make you homophobic. Period. (4 replies)
If gay people want true equality in law they must accept gay bars, saunas, travel agencies etc are (25 replies)
Hilary - same sex marriage may not require any change to (15 replies)
Bournemouth's new tourism advert: Harry Redknapp (0 replies)
London Olympics cost c.£9bn, they reckon the Sochi Winter games next year (2 replies)
Conversation with my Stokie mate about Gaymar (0 replies)
Just had an email from Mothercare suggesting various Valentines gifts for kids/babies (1 replies)
Chrome Malware setting official solution (3 replies)
This whole gay marriage thing. Would those who support it also be in favour of people being legally (27 replies)
Arsene is doing it on purpose now. "Gervinho is the best player in (1 replies)
The Balotelli comment talk about lost in translation (3 replies)
I have made the announcement sticky a normal message (8 replies)
I see that google chrome wont let you into this plague infested ******** pit of malware (1 replies)
Any chance of the heebie taking down his board-ruining sticky? (2 replies)
RvP admitted he has finally found his "home" at ManU, I hope he gets burgled (4 replies)
ok, standby you miserable excuses, for an extremely rare visit from Cosmo the Human Canonball (38 replies)
No new posts for an hour Announcement making Awimb even deaderer. (5 replies)
Is this site still being used as a launch pad for the Chinese hackers? (3 replies)
FIFA rankings, England No.6 v Brazil No 18 (5 replies)
Giroud > rvp. (0 replies)
In mildly deviant behaviour I watched the 1st half of the England U21 match (0 replies)
The match fixing shenanigans....I suppose it doesn't include the Denmark 2-2 Sweden game? (0 replies)
this match-fix scandal... Gervinho as striker and Ramsey as winger (0 replies)
Beautiful women and expensive beer. It's like being home! (5 replies)
Suddenly feeling very old AWIMB- 47 - 48 this year any survival tips? (3 replies)
Where is everyone?! (6 replies)
Do any of u guys know of an online UK shop to buy PC combos?? (16 replies)
Somebody say something ffs you useless c**ts (18 replies)
Gazza poor ******* ain't going to see fifty is he? (1 replies)
Off the f**king Wall (2 replies)
Somebody say something ffs you useless c**ts (0 replies)
Best midfield in the Prem? (2 replies)
Spurs away. Looking for 3 spare TC numbers / tickets if anyone can help out. (0 replies)
how can arsenal charge 3 quid for a programme on ipad! (15 replies)
Steve Lukather, he's been busy over the years. (2 replies)
Ooh this just popped up when logging in here. Badware??? (5 replies)
I had a tooth removed today. Brush morning and night kids as it was f**king awful. (9 replies)
Now THIS is a spit (1 replies)
oof. lindsey vonn, torn acl, mcl. (1 replies)
Doping - Is our colonel Blink still about? (0 replies)
Personally, I'm only hanging around waiting on GSTB (4 replies)
if i was on the board at arsenal...i would introduce these at the emirates (17 replies)
I think im having ****test day out of you lot...im in costa coffee in..wolverhampton (13 replies)
Massive accident at the World skiing champs for the red hot favourite, the lovely Lindsey Vonn (8 replies)
I can't access awimb any longer through Firefox. Too many Trojans and other beasties. (4 replies)
Comedy gold,you couldn't make it up, (42 replies)
Arsenal.com appears to have been redesigned for retards unable to cope with small (ie normal) text (3 replies)
mine just did that said it was an Attackware site! but im on firefox but you can hit ignore (0 replies)
Arsenal.com new look, much better imo (12 replies)
My Stokie pal went off on one about the RichardIII Carpark joke (0 replies)
can't access this place work. booooooooo (0 replies)
From F365 in regards Sagna......... (5 replies)
Alex McLesh has left Forest, another club in trouble imo (5 replies)
Apparently QPR have redesigned their club website too, with great success (2 replies)
ESPN and Star Wars combo....... (4 replies)
Warning - visiting this web site may harm your computer! (1 replies)
Home alarm system - who has one and would you recommend the company? (11 replies)
AWIMB RIP (0 replies)
Dr Headgear posted a link to this guy's analysis of the Spanish doping case (2 replies)
Arry is a Manager of the Month (Jan) nominee, didn't take him long imo (2 replies)
That chick who got the face tattoo....... (1 replies)
What does this mean re: Meeting Invites (2 replies)
I reckon Chris Huhnes son doesn't like him much (0 replies)
This is actually quite funny today as we now know who are the sensible AWIMBers and who are the (0 replies)
This is the man who has been put in charge of saving us all (1 replies)
Mods and Admin - Firefox browser is bring up this site as a security risk (7 replies)
Anyone else not buying this king Richard story? (2 replies)
Liverpool-Debrecen the CL game that was fixed according to (0 replies)
Oh dear, old Gazza doesn't look too well these days. (0 replies)
What is it with God and Guns being worshiped in the same light over here (6 replies)
Andy Murray says drug testing in tennis is insufficient. Especially blood tests. And in Spain. (4 replies)
Is old teeth-in-jar+ aware that footymad are being blacklisted as malware? (4 replies)
Arsenal's crapness no longer bothers me as I have found alternative entertaibment (14 replies)
Who said Arsenal doesn't have good looking players? (11 replies)
Spanish doping (4 replies)
Evening plebs (3 replies)
Hopefully I don't get in trouble for this but the Champions League being investigated was vs Milan (10 replies)
Snow & Ice tomorrow? Shirley not (2 replies)
I would have thought fixing a football match would be very difficult. (6 replies)
Boring, boring, Arsene, pass pass pass. (37 replies)
It seems that King Richard III died looking for his carriage in the car park. (14 replies)
Octopus and chickpea stew. (3 replies)
Should sign this Richard III, seems to be a free agent (3 replies)
Any good restaurant recommendations in New York? (38 replies)
Tricky little run of games for spurs coming up, a resurgent Newcastle :topcliche: (30 replies)
Just got back from a fine dinner (13 replies)
How did Nacho Monreal fare on his Arsenal debut? (1 replies)
Funny how no-one mentioned what a **** team Barcelona are. 2 shots on target, crap. (2 replies)
So 1 in 380 fixed matches was in England. I bet the other 379 were in Greece, Cyprus and Spain. (5 replies)
So Huhne owns up but not before trying to get off twice (13 replies)
Amazing what a few days can do (9 replies)
No FA charge for Owen. Ref saw the whole thing apparently. (7 replies)
Anyone who is surprised by widespread match fixing in soccer is a muuuuuuug, (16 replies)
OK,fully expect to get shot down here BUT for large parts of the day (5 replies)
What if RvP getting sent off at the Nou Camp is one of the matches being investigated. (9 replies)
Jesus, Milan's penalty yesterday has got to the worst call ever. (4 replies)
Today's Richard lll archaeology-related music (1 replies)
Any games spring to mind? (11 replies)
Any chance we'll get a day off for the funeral? (3 replies)
Martin Jol basically implies that we're useless here (2 replies)
Another smashing goal by Bale (4 replies)
Frimmers is a plagiarising *******. (6 replies)
What did everyone make of Nacho? Looked good in the air and a good engine, (9 replies)
Bugger, we drew 1-1 on saturday (20 replies)
Champions League tie played in England 'was fixed' (8 replies)
Didn't the lino do well? (7 replies)
Nacho, Nacho man, we've gone and signed a Nacho man (3 replies)
Some gems from my Stokie mate. (13 replies)
Only 13 league matches left in Wenger's reign (6 replies)