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- Thats more like it. Best 7 minutes of the season so far.
- Ref and lino beings c**ts
- Ramsey you absolute dickhead
- This is the Ozil that I want to see week in, week out... Dominating the game
- Harry Kane finally scores a goal......an own goal
- Mate just text me that this is the first time Utd are 3-0 down inside 20min in their entire history.
- Sanchez is the best buy AW has made in years.
- Refusal to clear the ball time and time again could still cost us.
- What did AW feed the guys today?
- Taylor is going to try and help the Mancs this half
- What an awesome win! Alexis MOTM of course, followed by Ozil, but full props to Feo
- Very impressed with Obama's response to the gun violence. True leadership here.
- I don't think Giroud could have kept up with the pace.
- The striker we need is...
- Ramsey really not having the best of games today.
- it's very fvcking upsetting to watch the buffalo bills play the game of football.
- hi guys lovely to see our team do so well today just like i said they would last week
- wd jamie carra
- Cech has been a calming presence today
- Guys its still early in the season so lets not get ahead of ourselves but i think its our title
- How some of the mancs saw it:
- prediction: modd sighting.
- just...wonderful......
- The first half offerings were dominated by the reds
- f**k me. Stayed up to watch MOTD for the first time this season and they put on the scouse c**ts
- Wenger out.
- We're going to win the league :trophy: :champions:
- a satisfactory level of application
- Bye, bye Brenton.
- Well that was good.
- Alexis What pleasure to watch him!
- If we do end up in the Europa League. What squad can we put out in order not to
- I am genuinely curious to know how those who have spent so much time slagging Ozil off squared their
- Would you really take the Liverpool job if you were Klopp? Their squad is mostly rubbish and
- Joint best defence and second highest goalscorers. Not bad for a **** start to the season with no
- So now we got the "you slagged off x player but look how good he was yesterday.." thing out the way
- Who are better left backs than Monreal in the league?
- Our fixtures don't look that bad up to Christmas
- Whole Foods is now my favourite shop. And when did Stoke Newington become so trendy?
- Happy days. Seems such a long time ago now
- I think this thread could be everything that's wrong with the world
- That Walcott slide tackle on the halfway line though
- Drizzling Monday afternoon album nominations ?
- Hang on, so sticking a bunch of poles in the ground allows you to ignore Jewish law?
- What do you think Jesus' favourite gun would be?
- Do you think the guy driving the Bus in Coventry had a partial stroke
- Is it not also very odd that Mourinho would concede the title? They are 10 points behind with eight
- I'm a little bit wondering whether the difference between yesterday and some of our more
- Former Arsenal scrabble high score, Oguzhan Ozyakup is getting more game time than RvP
- Sriously, what was the point in loaning Gnabry to Pulis ?
- Rumour has it that
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- hi guys just back from my first anxiety control workshop where we learnt how to rap
- Not the news we want to hear.
- Next league game away at Watford is before the Bayern game but should give it priority. The CL is
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- What are AWIMB's thoughts on Sleaford Mods?
- Trump!
- Some bird on University Challenge claims to be doing an MD in 'Sphincter Preservation'
- The Rooney programme on BBC1 last night was quite good imo
- This Nicky Morgan lady. Has she...how do I say this delicately? Has she...y'know...
- Capello having a dig at Moaninho.... ...schadenfreude
- I need a holiday. Got anywhere booked?
- The Telegraph are on a roll today
- I received an email today. Exciting new changes to Lotto.
- Evening losers
- What to choose Awimb?
- Jesus, when the Telegraph is tell you you're racist and xenophobic you know you're in trouble
- Berni, before I go flying in with both feet, are you just on a wind-up with your support for ISIS?
- These swegway things, they look quite good but I imagine they are death traps
- With the dippers getting the Kloppster in I reckon they'll claim 4th spot. Now I know none of us
- Anyone see that Britain First prog on BBC3? My word, didn't take long for the mask to slip did it
- The world ends today. I hope you've all worn something half decent.
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- Blessed
- just went through my bank statement and knocked off in total 60 squid a month in bits n balls
- Jorge, in here >>>>
- 2,000 ISIL surrender to Syrians, 3,000 try to escape into Turkey. Could it be those nasty Russkies
- Aaaah, Walthamstow. What a marvellous place.
- Just nipping down the shops, anyone want anything?
- Dinner?
- blatter suspended for 90 days by FIFA
- Baz disco #1
- Baz disco #2
- Baz disco*3
- Given this is a famed right wing echo chamber can any of you explain what this is all about?
- ive never seen 3 such **** millfleur imo my bakers are far better
- Can see the northern lights here. Quite something
- I'm willing to put good money on Theo picking up an injury in these england games
- Well that was a lovely week in Rhodes, made all the more enjoyable by us battering United
- lovely morning run n sunrise
- I have to admit at 3-0 after 19 mins I was hoping for an 8-2 win.
- The FIFA acting President seems a good choice, clearly in line with FIFA thinking
- Diarra back in the France squard after not playing for 15mths, he's only 30!
- Supreme irony with the Blatter, Platini, Valker suspensions
- f**k me Mo and **** cuddles..all we need is Rich and splendour and we got the full set imo
- Wrong to kick a man when he is down - but it is Tim Sherwood
- Is Dr Neg in the house?
- any of you faggits gonna be in nyc next week? I'll buy you a beer homos.
- It actually makes me happy that Klopp is coming to the Premier League
- Here's a list of Awimbers who've licked toad. >>>>>
- guys i would like to invite you to join me in some relaxation chanting
- Pakistan currently struggling at 191 for 11
- I saw earlier today someone mentioned packaged sandwiches are ****. Can I recommend the >>>
- Guys can anyone offer me two season tickets? One for me and one for my carer would be great
- Can anyone recommend a large wide screen TV? Want one for my new Xbox and also my new Skysports
- Scotland gone
- Message to dog owners: dogs can't read, they don't have internet or Facebook accounts and, actually,
- Volkswagen should change it's name to Volk U wagen considering how it faked exhaust emission reports
- some very good news guys. i am now officially on Disability Living Allowance
- Here's a list of awimbers who've eaten a **** sandwich more than once >>>>
- ok guys i am going to get some night nights as im feeling sleepy. its part of my disability
- Norn Iron qualify. Lots of Guinness
- Bus
- This is pretty f**king good. Great technique from Chambers.
- Aguerro carried off in tears after serious hammy knack for Argentina
- Alexis shines for Chile. I was hoping Brazil would win and Sanchez would be all ours again.
- Mmmm looks like Lamborghini also have dodgy emissions..
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- Bugger.. This guy Klopp appears quite personable.
- Here's a list of Awimbers who've stuck their ***** into their own butt. >>>
- That's been quite a performance from Northern Ireland hasn't it? I mean Wales have Ramsey, Bale and
- Do you have to have the surname O'Neill to manage in Ireland ? is SW , SW Oneil ?
- Robbie Saverage on being a cund “I divide opinion like Moses divided the Red Sea,”"
- loooooooooooooooooooooooool. From the Beeb: "And Dalglish adds,
- My bad habit of saying yes whatever the Barber says has led to me now sporting
- Membership goody bag thingy
- Are we all assuming Cech will start vs Bayern?
- I read that Kane starts and not Theo for Engerlund.
- The new Hong Kong Phooey
- Can't even organise a p-ss up in a brewery - London Oktoberfest cancelled...
- lallana is complete gash
- Hugh Scully and Gordon Honeycombe RIP
- Feeeoooooo!
- guys i have been doing a computer course 1 day per week so if anyone needs help please ask me bro
- Theo is looking like Messi bro!
- Anyone know a good programme for getting a PDF online?
- Guess who
- bro?
- Is no-one in today?
- Looks like my lover Lee has joined Awimb
- Wow, how low has my country sunk
- Georgina bossing the krauts
- This Klopp hiring has worried me. He's certainly a better manager than Rogers...
- Any Welshers here?
- Mr Loverman.
- Wait a minute. Giroud scored twice and Feo scored wonce. Seems clear cut to me who starts at Watford
- So Robbie Keane has 67 international goals. Gerd Muller got 68.
- So last week I am hearing about Aguero being carried for Argentina crying in agony with hammy knack.
- England captain
- Very pleased for the Welshers and all that but those post match celebrations were just a tad daft
- Apparently England are the 13th most successful team in the Euro champs
- Good to see Damien Duff making a go at another career
- Fags, booze and blondes.
- There are some absolute gems on British Pathe YouTube >>>
- So, while Theo finished his goal with the proverbial aplomb,
- I have to make a presentation. Do people still use Powerpoint?
- Neg! I cycled Sa Calobra yesterday
- Get the prayer mats/voodo dols out so that Poland stay in the hunt
- Wow! What fight back by Luxembourg! From 0-3 to 2-3 in two minutes. We're heading for a grand duchy
- I am going to Reykjavik next year any good?
- Willy tumescent at thought of hard Coq battle
- Err, hang on was that not an own goal by the keeper
- Ian Bell and dropped - words that should go together on the first morning of a Test match
- Now that the meaningless qualifiers are out of the way, England can concentrate on the serious
- Watched the first 2 episodes of Narcos
- One for the Fashists out there, undergrounds of the world quiz
- I was just publically shamed in M&S for producing a crumpled up plastic bag from my pocket at the
- The Walking Dead last night, ooooffff. Top stuff
- What are the best brand of running shoes on the market? I've always worn Asics as
- Off to singapore on saturday next week and it looks as though i may be able to watch the everton gam
- Who's played the Star Wars Battlefront beta?
- Saudi Arabians...
- Being in Singapore has really nobught home to me what an ace thing the British Empire was.
- Keep an eye on the new FIFA ranking over the next week
- Drivers who don’t indicate at junctions and – a particular pet peeve of mine - mini-roundabouts
- Van persie scores.
- Apparently Super Furry Animals played a Shamen-esque three song set before the Wales match
- Jorge - Sleaford Mods on Jools Holland tonight (longer version on Friday).
- Was it me or did I just see Ben Stokes send down an over of off-spin?
- Speaking of our ex-Dutch strikers
- Brenda
- When Tony Gale is getting exasperated at the Cloggies hoofing the ball high in the air whenever they
- int'l goals. alexis 3 giroud 2 santi 2 ox 1 theo 1 ramsey 1
- Some of these are very good
- Why am I the only person here that does lists here?
- It's dead on here. See you next week I am off to Italy
- Talking of Singapore, is Newton Circus the enormous outdoor eatery still there?
- Looool! Hoist by her own petting imo
- Here's a list of Awimbers that have greased up a car exhaust and inserted their willy. >>>
- 2 spares v Sheff Wed available. PM me if interested.
- The Arsenal squandering away our striker money on more new suits
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- so is Pat actually...most of AWIMB ? hes gone ..and 90% of charachters go
- f**king awimb. Yeah, so Sanchez to Real for 37m paahnd. Wenger out!
- Worst. Test. Series. Ever
- Oh good, the AGM is about to start. An opportunity for people with 1 or 2 shares
- Glesgaw is the UK's sexiest accent whilst geordies sound most intelligent
- "Bayern Munich fans plan to boycott first five minutes of @Arsenal match."
- Boris Johnson goes all PE teacher from Kes on his latest trip
- Oi, Ash! Husker Du have launched their first website and look like they're reuniting
- Ebola Virus Remains in Semen Up to Nine Months
- Bravo, Rafa, bravo Benitez responds to Fat Sam's banter
- Seriously - what is the point of this test series?! Ridicules pitch. Waste of both Pakistan and
- Ouch! Danny Ings out for season - cruciate ligament injury...
- Alexis declares himself fully fit after international break.
- "Bell tosses away the chance of a hundred with an airy stroke"
- Jorge/Hendon/Spaceniks >>>
- good evening gentlemen
- This Bayern Munich stunt is disgraceful. We should up their prices for making football more
- what the hell has happened to this place
- The headline of this article claims Sir Chips threatened to stop the AGM, but I see nothing in
- wd the Viz
- Good Lord.. What a load of patronising old bollox spouted by AW and Sir Chips at that AGM.
- Yentob looked like a pudding waiter sitting next to a bowl of fruit salad
- Fact of the Day - Alistair Cook's innings has now lasted longer than the entire 4th Ashes Test
- Steve Williams - one for you in here
- Barclays Manager of the Month
- In a world where we're encouraging children to believe they're the wrong sex and the NHS is paying
- BORING WEATHER ALERT! it seems its the Fast Show doing a cloudio joke imo
- Talking of football and all that sort of thing ..
- How do people feel about Lewis Hamilton*, is he well-liked?
- Looking forward to seeing spurs get gegenpressed to within an inch of their lives this weekend
- maybe chris should have kept his powder fry? u cnuts 2, take that, wiiiiiiiil id forgotten
- mmmm fish batter chips n knob with ice all washed down with coke and glass of cold white
- Why all the rear view mirrors on Mod bikes, back in the day?
- Who can disagree wtih mum?
- Crook scoring for Met Police and Sweeney against them in the same game. Couldn't make it up.
- I absolutely LOVE Tinder.
- Tomorrow, I'll be able to gauge the quality of Cumberbatch's Hamlet
- Oh I say, Arsenal are on the telly later.
- 4 points from the first game. The Klopp era has begun!
- WD England. A good effort imo
- Just had my ears f**ked for a week by Leftfield
- Get your Knob creeked down Tesco! 32 quid down to 16!..just bought myself 2 bottles at/for lunch
- Howard Kendall RIP
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- We're not playing too well.
- There should be a Walcott offside drinking game.
- Ramsey's playing like he wants to be at home watching the rugby.
- I am stuck at work; can anyone recommend a decent stream? Cheers in advance!
- I hope the referee was playing advantage there. Certain pen, wd Sanchez
- Well done your majesty
- Kroenke wearing that 3 million on his head
- Ah well - the normal tippy tappy flat performance Arsenal are back...
- Nice when you can grind your way to a 3-0 win
- It looks like a game for Giroud. Where is the silly old queen anyway?
- Now the points are in the bag, anyone hoping we don't win on Tuesday?
- Madonn'
- France are getting f**king destroyed
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