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- Starting to think Man U have been properly bantered off with ****housery over De Gea
- Kind of annoyed about Virgil van Dijk
- Good rant against Banksy from Brendan O'Neill imo >>>
- He's actually not going to sign anyone , is he ?
- Had one of those Indian scam calls claiming to be from Microsoft and my PC was being hacked..
- Not even a Kallstrom type player with a spinal injury? jesus
- Like some mothers, we really do 'ave some.
- Have we sold Flamini yet?
- Getting bantered off b Heathrow airport in Twitter
- Always stood up for Wenger BUT the manager should not spend the final day of the transfer window -
- 1 hour and 45 mins remain. Still no new signing. Surely there will be something? Surely?!
- Ibra
- COME ON DICK
- COME ON IVAN
- Seeing as he's (seemingly) staying, what are Joel's chances of breaking into the first team?
- Zlatan earns 290k a week. And he's nearly 34. Good signing?
- COME ALL OVER THE PLACE
- Arsenal motto changing from victoria concordia crescit to erogare inde aliquid stupri pecuniam.
- COME ON IBRA
- Were we to sign Zlatty for a year or two, we could do with a young Titi to bed in like with Davor.
- 😎 10 minutes chaps 😎
- Does anyone outside this forum know of the Zlatan rumour? Hasn't even been mentioned on Sky.
- Let me know when I can officially confirm
- Woman pleads guilty to posting revenge porn photos of girlfriend
- and now a week of International football to look forward to
- The new financially competitive Arsenal is looking suspiciously like the old financially
- so....
- Dont let Rich near any sharp medical equipment for the next few hours please
- That's it. An honourable third or fourth place finish ahead of us.
- Now that all this nonesense has ended....we never needed to sign someone!!
- Can the Ox be our new striker, Wenger not sure where to play him...
- vote for august's player of the month. top story at arse.com.
- Assume hypothetically that AW would have spunked 50 mil on a striker were one available. Would that
- ITK Gene Hackman is a free agent and has been training with the team
- We're going to bring the Berbs in on a free aren't we?
- I think it's disgusting we haven't bought anyone. We have a good team but not good enough. Clearly.
- Shall we have a sweepstake of who here is going to have the best meltdown?
- Arsenal needs Usmanov.
- I won't completely give up hope until 8 pm, which is the paperwork deadline.
- How do we know if AW would buy anyone who would make a dramatic difference to the team? Ozil was
- Wenger has admitted FFP is over and we can't compete. So... we need Usmanov.
- Only club in the top 5 leagues to not sign an outfield player
- Is it strange that I feel immensely proud of Arsene's frugality in the face of today's footballistic
- Can we still get anybody online Ibrahimovich maybe? Or am I clutching straws
- Maybe we needed to loose 8-2 to get some new faces in? Shows Wenger is a clown
- Talking about jokes Kalstrom springs to mind , why not try Henry again
- Adebayor refused to leave Tottenham Hotspur because he needed a sign from God
- So I'm going to Amsterdam for the first time ever in January for a long weekend. I am going with the
- In answer to the below I have never booed Arsenal, not even when they play Palace.
- I hope we get stuck in early against Stoke, otherwise the boo-boys and spend-some-f**king-money mob
- deafening silence on arse.com
- Did Rich end up having a breakdown last night?
- Poor Walcott.... no matter what sport he can't hit the target.
- here's what's going to happen: we're going to lose to the host of pretty damn tough teams that're
- Y'know what? I f**kin love AW. He's just this wonderful grown-up in this world of idiot children
- Picture of tonight's Wenger Out! protest.
- Last time we signed only a GK in the summer. We went unbeaten in the league
- I don't think Arsenal intended to sign anyone other than Cech. The club went along with all the
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- I want Arsene as manager with a board and chairman that are aggressively involved in bringing more
- The best signing we could make
- In answer to below. I want the club to be run as a football club, not a computer game or a business.
- Because, you moron, the sodding site won't allow me to. Go fix it.
- Payton is a c**t. We should have made a signing so we don't hae to see his fat face if nothing else.
- Rich - you're going to Amsterdam and you don't smoke?
- Are we really going to have to put up with people moaning about us not signing anyone all day?
- you went on a ***** ?!
- So Tim "The Tits" Payton has used the AST to call for a "Transfer Inquiry"
- Oi, Rich
- Danny Murphy is a thick c**t
- TravelWIMB. Mrs 40th next yr, need suggestions for a city break
- Meanwhile, over on Facebook...
- Fear the Walking Dead
- For those who missed it - Gabriel auditions for Sri Lankan bowling attack.
- Okay, I will not sit here and take this abuse. I am open to invite members, to an open forum to
- It does help if you read this tweet in the voice of Unlce Monty from Withnail & I
- She sounds nice
- I just seen that some of the hotels in Vienna still have smoking areas
- Im glad Arsene didnt waste our transfer budget this summer
- Computer/Phone wimb and Twitter
- Odds on any of this playing in a first them game for us?
- You know, it could be worse, look at this lot
- I hope Welbeck returns soon and is able to get a good run of games.
- Nice to see the 7 o'clock protest on Monday evening had nobody turn up
- Playing chess with Gunnersaurus
- Wellbeck
- Dear The World: Actually, no, the fact that there are pictures of a dead toddler makes f**k all
- Was there an Arsenal player during the 60's or 70's called Bryson?
- So this transgender student chap in the US has been legally granted the right to use
- Looks like Eva and "Jose" have made up.
- I still don’t understand how anyone can think we desperately need any outfield signings other than a
- I can't see how our squad is supposed to be stronger than last season's.
- hotmailformatting****houseryWimb: Whenever I send an email in homail,
- Apparently our stadium is boring looking, as opposed to hideous?
- I am so sorry I didnt introduce myself. How rude ...
- Austraya have won this. Bantering England off all over the park with ****housery.
- sw, you're a genius
- What do we think of this Minecraft billionaire chap who is desperately unhappy with his fortune
- Slightly embarrassing goal of the month contest on arse.com.
- I just made a very inappropriate and possibly ill-judged joke.
- The new ads we've got are f**king weird. I don't understand the target here:
- Apologies for my earlier introduction. I wasnt entirely honest.
- Rashid
- I notice that News Now now requires you to register if you wish to hide more than 10 publications.
- Ooof! The Hungarian fella's just come right out and said it
- Can you shut up about bloody Muslims
- Guys Im reading that Danny Welbeck should be back by Christmas so not so bad after all
- According t'tinternet, a large mixed kebab contains 770 calories.
- You couldn't make it up: there's an Estonian team called Eston Villa!
- jorge you git putting me on twitter...my cycle ride for motor neurone tweet didnt go down well imo
- f**k me wales f**king ****e ramsey you twunt
- A little bit of my faith in mankind has been restored.
- come on Iceland
- I am making a curry but my chicken is going rubbery what am I doing wrong.
- are you watching nic ? we to paris
- Physio Room's 'Most Injured XI' Great mench for the Arsenal lads
- wd the plucky scot
- Can't believe they've held back the couple's name until paragraph six
- Welbeck has knee surgery, out for months...
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- Watched this incredible come back last night. I forgot what year this happened.
- RIP Sqn-Ldr Ian Hewitt : His Halifax bomber is on display at RAF Museum Hendon...
- A f**king wasp stanged me last night while I was out running. I did nothing wrong. I was just
- They are either dead, racists or now murderers
- Ok, I'm starting to side with Claude and Rich now. Once again, pissing about for over 3 months
- Guys what time do you all do that thing where you say what you are having for lunch?
- Anyone listen to yesterday's pod? B. Glendenning with a staunch defence of Arsene, wd b imo.
- So, is everyone comfortsble with the knowledge that the club lied to us over wellbeck?
- wd Keef.
- Guys Im going with Pert so remember it was me Rupert
- Decent, non-hysterical article on the Migrugee problem.
- KillingThingsWIMB: What's the worst bit of murdering you've had to do?
- Guys where is the discussion around what you are all having for lunch?
- the trick, it seems to me, to genuinely to give people false hope. by no means easy.
- Wenger - You genius! Wellbeck is going the be the "like a new signing" for the Jan transfer window..
- Can we talk about Joel Campbell?
- Welcome to the end of western civilisation and the Islamist Millennium!
- Has anybody seen Straight Outa Compton?
- Yep. Paving the way.
- One of the last, of a dying breed.
- The only one I know...
- Guys what are you all up to this evening?
- Darlin
- I've done my time (Tony C )
- Man about the house
- eastgermanautos - I've come up with a mash-up movie idea: Transferminator
- Best cartoon villains?
- Who is Pert? I think we should be told.
- Guys Im thinking of changing my handle to something hip like Rups, Rupee or Rupsta
- You're a reeeeet c**t '71
- Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.
- Can we talk about Tom Brady and how wonderful he is?
- The consciences of the West are drunk in the pubs whilst welcoming the pubs' Nemeses.
- Street Dance
- Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes
- Grocer Jack
- This c**t must be on Wengers payroll...
- Trom Brady. wow. wot a boy
- Hundreds of thousands of Syrian refugees
- Super how the cheat Nadal is finally going off into the sunset.
- Morning Guys its a shame there is no Arsenal match today but its the weekend yay
- Arsehole Aussies
- Guys just seen the England starting lineup
- Guys, Walcott just scored with his first touch after just a few seconds being on the pitch
- The Roonster goes level with Bobby Charlton. I bet the old c**t is
- I want to do my bit for the refugee crisis. How does one go about
- An elderly man's fantasy.... being raped by Serena Williams.
- Rooney in the ITV studio. :fullkit****er:
- As a proud Brit I would like to highlight Johanna Konta's win today.
- England qualify. Name on trophy imo
- The Specials
- Swampy, Bansky, c**tsy.
- Rosberg
- Van Persie Poor lamb isn't going to flaunt his talents at a major championship again.
- Morning Guys whats everyone up to on this happy lovely Sunday?
- I thought Wales were meant to be good these days?
- All right, this much. fast and furious 6 is effing great. lotta hot chicks.
- Guys my modem stopped working today so was unable to get involved in any banter
- I watched the Italy game yesterday, I should have known better.
- Berba's signed for the greek Newcastle
- Favourite Lionel Richie song?
- Moviereviewimb. The Boat That Rocked.
- Has anybody cut up a memory foam mattress?
- Woy thinks #welbz will be out for "more like six months"
- That story about Jimmy Greaves yesterday made me sad.
- The Charlie Nicholas interview on Graham Hunter's podcast is ace
- Is la about? Only my missus if flying to Munchen today and I was just wondering if the place was
- I am starting to think Donald Trump is an elaborate art project
- Dragon Den chap should've pulled "out" of this enterprise
- Who knew, John Lukic's real name was "Jovan"
- What's all this about #Welbz? Hodgson must be talking through his hat surely.
- The Faces reunited
- Hi guys does anybody know where I can get a cheap reliable Modem ?
- On Saturday night, I became inebriated. Last cricket match of the season, real ale festival.
- So with the wife away, the question arises of what to have for dinner.
- Having lived in deepest Baden for a couple of years, I find it hard to reconcile these images
- I've just seen that Ian Wright piece in the Guardian :swoon:
- Guys Ive been looking around on the internet, mainly amazon and ebay for a new modulator-demodulator
- Oh Scotland. So brave, so unlucky
- Ive drafted a poem guys in honour of our Syrian families running for their lives
- Guys I do think Cameron has let everyone down with the small offer of asylum seekers to Britain
- I've read that there have been attcks on Muslims in the UK. I understand but not against the women.
- very impressed with american sniper. great combat scenes.
- If you had to have sex with one male Awimber, who would you choose and why?
- I see someone has deleted Bunnell's masterpiece. Awimb is a better place again now.
- This place almost looks like the old Awimb Controversy on the nightshift.
- In other news, looks like we'll need a new centre back in January
- Morning guys some good news I have secured a job interview so getting ready
- I was forced to switch off University Challenge last night due to the appearance of this ****.
- Well, I suppose it's what he wouldve wanted
- 'If I ruled the world, I'd love all the girls' ..Well no Kurtis you wouldn't now would you?
- Anyone bothered that we just droned the f**k out of a couple of Allan Akhbars in Syria who happen to
- Family 'proud' of University Challenge leather vest contestant
- 'Refugee crisis: Germany says it could take 500,000 people a year'
- Who is attack my country? 4 explosion now
- AWIMB...... Getting racist by the day
- Andy Murray - Still Scottish!
- Ooooooooh get me
- How the hell did my awesome rap about the refugee crisis get deleted? >>>
- Listened to the latest Graham Hunter interview yesterday with Chris Waddle
- A list of what Africa has given the world that manages to suggest that the truth is
- I don't believe I have ever met a Syrian before.
- Ok Trixie you forced my hand. I'm sending for all you hating on my bars. Listen >>>
- Pat was right its like old times on here..wd awimb:cloud9:
- Talking of racists, I'm struggling to work this one out.
- Now people are cross because IDS has dared to describe non-disabled people as 'normal'
- This whole refugee thing is really bringing the racist cocknokers out the woodpile imo
- I watched Mezut play last night for his national side.
- Was Behrani wrong about his age when he left, or the reasons for leaving Yugoslavia?
- Queen's vagina?
- Sir C!
- Psst! Jorge > > >
- Can't go out and gorge until I've helped my son with his Latin homework
- Football League Emergency Transfer Window about to open
- Anyway, if you leave a country because you know it is vulnerable to political unrest and
- I hope the Ox comes through this Swiss match unscathed.BTW who is the Dr Evil guy on England's team?
- Very good phase of the game for England.
- Wonderful dive.
- Where is that c**t Djourou? Is he not even good enough to play for their shambolic national side?
- He's got more hair than when he scored his 40th
- Hi guys my job interview was a disaster im afraid and my confidence is at an all time low
- God love them, our vulgar Russki friends really don't f**k about, do they?
- Ian Wright is pretending to be clever in his clever glasses
- I wonder what the percentage of all the refugees we are seeing are ISIS members.
- Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex
- My word. Lisbon Airport has a KFC No gravy though from what I can see
- Tough day to be a republican, it's a proper Royal stroke job
- Schonefeld has to be the most ridiculous white elephant of an airport anywhere in western europe.
- Guys what time can we post what we are having for lunch? Is it ok now?
- Berni, what did you decide on for dinner the other night?
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