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- Good goal & we should have had a pen
- I like Oxlade but when he's brought on as a sub it's a bit predictable.
- last night showed again why TH is right
- Celery has been my saviour
- So, yesterday the police were warning that there could be as many as 20 deads.
- That firsthalf point blank save from Cech. Wow. I know the square root of f**k all about goalkeeping
- Sad news awimb, the fascists at the BBC have cancelled House of Fools
- That AgentAlexis / @AlexisDun85 tosser has deleted his twitter.
- in my view blackhat was unjustly deprecated. hemsworth, easy on the eyes. add to that the michael
- Decent highlights package for 90's boss eyed soul diva, Gabriel's performance last night
- how **** is giroud eh ?
- Ramseys shirt was offside according to Brendan Rodgers wtf?
- I was looking around yesterday and found myself questioning why people like to film parts of the
- Anybody stayed at the Bloc Hotel in Gatwick? I did the other week
- West Ham seem to be going a bundle on the new Krays film
- RIP Justin Wilson
- 11 years ago today I met the glw outside The Gunners, and we beat Blackburn 3-0.
- I'm thinking of playing Ice Hockey again but not sure.
- Ashberto - I think you are harsh on Giroud. Here is a guy who arrived a relative unknown and now
- Just back from four day break in siges near barcelona
- Newcastle? Away? Early kick-off?
- There ought to be a system similar to the goal line technology where controversial calls like
- What was the reason for Mertersacker's amd Kosc's absence yesterday? No info given on TV coverge.
- John Stones has handed in a transfer request, have to say I'm disappointed in him
- Trainers. Why can't I buy a pair of plain black trainers? Everything I see is a
- Sperz away in Rumbelows
- Benzema is back on, lads! He's coming!!
- Apparently we are in for a Russian striker from Dinamo Moscow...
- So, Comrade Jezboillah's new big idea is segregated railway carriages for women.
- Graham Hunter's podcast interview with Charlie Nicholas
- Bacon, poached egg, roast tomato, field mushroom & beans
- R.I.P. Catweasel
- Sod wimmin only carriages, I want the old Smoking Carriages back
- Talking of sod and women, should we not pool our resources in an effort to find him?
- I had wished that when the elction was finished the boring politicsl talk on here
- Vienna in a few weeks. Quite looking forward to it. Btu they don't have google street view
- I do rather enjoy the Guardian's kitchen gadget tester. This one was ace.
- Latest breaking news from Awimb's Belfast correspondent
- Bolt was impressive there.....cantering from 250m out
- While going through sodd's old posts, I discovered this charming video of a very pissed Kim Wilde
- Search for sodd > I'm gonna check if he's in Beckenham O'Neills in a minute. We all have to do our
- Not to overeact but
- Apparently some nutter has just shot dead a newsreporter and cameraman
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- Great Banter!
- It is really, properly pissing down out there.
- Hmm I appear to have come across as miserable person on here.
- Atkinson refereeing CL match for Apoel in Cyprus. He'll lose some weight by the end of the game...
- Searh for sodd update > He wasn't in O'Neills
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- Rich, Joel Campbell is like a new signing. Guess we'll see him in the match squard soon.
- Wonder if Wenger will try to steel Pogba from under the nose of Chelski
- Barcelona, Arsenal, Roma, Wolfsburg
- I recall that people used to say 'they are waiting to see if we win the CL qualifier' before making
- Dan Crowley's finish for Barnsley's 3rd last night was rather good
- I know you all love a good Twitter rumour, so here's that latest one
- It's Kevin Nolan on a free isn't it
- Old Skool Poll: should naked women be used as fruit platters?
- Zlatan is coming to England.....in the final hours of the transfer window...
- So this chap in the states who shot the cameraman and reporter was black, motivated by the
- Looks like Kos and Per will also be out for our trip to tha toon
- Today's shopping theme prompts me to point out that the strength of sterling is currently
- I’m on a kitchen knife forum and am struggling to comprehend how people can care so much about
- Monty. I've heard good things about these. Plus, they're rather pretty.
- Any tips / suggestions on buying a new fridge freezer?
- new information has come into my possession: arsene wenger is in the pay of another club.
- I know I sound like neville but seriously do not know know what the effing problem is with transfers
- It has finally happened. At long last!
- Twitter basically ripped this place off. As I said before the hashtags are just an imitation of the
- Nicosia would love this "sadly" moment imo
- FFS not Brian again.
- AW: Danny Welbeck is progressing well. He should be available after the international break
- City have the trickiest draw from the English clubs. We're good for the 2nd round. Chelsea the
- Will Kosc and Mothersacker be available next match?
- Happy 60th Supermac
- an idiot today lost the back end 180 stop..then180 off at noon on Euston rd! police stopped him
- Well thats a bolt out the blue
- Snin & other Awimb running types advise please.
- On me head, Son!
- If we arent signing a big name player we should sign a *big* name player
- File under 'Well. duh!'
- I'm going to watch 'Far From The Madding Crowd' tonight.
- Are we centrehalfless tomorrow again? More Horrors of Chambers?
- My my, someone is getting their knickers in a twist
- If you haven't seen it yet, you may enjoy this.
- They'd never have made Paxman do this sort of thing.
- I bought a packet of Golden Wonder crisps today in my sandwich shop and was heartened to see that
- So now we know the truth about Kenyan athletics. Altitude running and a mountain of dope.
- IKEA or Europa League qualifier?
- Now the Sod trail has gone cold should we be be looking for Splenda?
- AW must have read my post game comments last week. At least someone is taking me seriously.
- Where is everybody??
- I am extremely confused. Twice now, Gary Neville seems to have said that he considers Coquelin
- Mr Arsenal Wenger...You buy player?...Why not?.....Who you call sad?... Wenger?..... Wenger!
- What's the confidence level for a good outcome tomorrow?
- Surfin USA
- Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree
- Darlin
- BBC does a hit job on New Orleans
- So, these Americans on the train are a problem for Alexism\Fabregasm, whoever
- Staying up for The Arsenal.. How about a live tweet!
- Y'vve seen Newcastle. I've also seen their fans (hurl)
- 10 years after, how many ways was Alexism/Fabredasn wrong
- Pacey front 3 today. A shame it took Ozil being injured to see it.
- wengersillystoopid****
- Ian WWW
- Terrible ref. c**t!
- So the ref's a blatant homer. We're f**ked.
- We're much better away from home. We still don't score
- looooooool wd ref Dirty c**ts this mob
- Ooooh. Made up for the pen he's realised he's bottled.
- We need a goal before the ref starts trying to even it up.
- Stokecastle
- Awful.
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- Walcott
- The sending off has f**ked Walcott now. There'll be no space for him and he won't get a kick now.
- however way you cut it walcott is not a striker
- Shinned It
- Get Olly on. Or Cech will make a howler in the last ten mins. Olly may not score like Henry, but
- We're starting to look sloppy now.
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- Bit harsh that but probably a red in modern day football.
- Nacho Nacho Man
- 10 men all over them and couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo
- We better tear Newcastle a new one in the 2nd half....
- Theo Walcott: Only Mitrovic (8) has had fewer touches than Walcott (10) of all players
- The level of dementia here is hitting new highs. Shouldn't you wait for the end of the f**king game?
- Wonder what excuse Wenger will use today - that was fcuking gash!
- This ref is obviously trying to set some kind of record
- Ok, we had a pen not given today (and a goal not given last week) and we've just hadam Santi booked
- Grate...I benched Ox
- I take you. Ekadenta anti-jinx. Ancient Hindu magic, that.
- Well f**k me with a 12 inch dildo It turns out if you actually have a few
- Here we go. THat has to be one of the most absurd bookings i have ever seen
- Own goalllllll
- Sanchez losing the ball too much in deep areas. Push him a bit further forward imo
- Alexis plays better with Olly than Feo. Fact.
- Wonderful. Chris Waddle sighing off mic
- Ok, take him off again
- We're switching off now. Thank God for the Arch-Angel.
- Rather insipid, it must be said. Still, 3 points and all...
- Wright and Andy Cole in the studio. How is their fitness these days?
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- Pleased with the win. Still worried that our two strikers seem to have a conversion rate of
- Even Bournemouth are finding it easy to score goals in the Premier League
- Liverpool doing well
- Easy win but another flat performance.
- Not gonna happen but if results stay like this after secnond half that win is going to be very good.
- Palace 1 up!
- Eagles
- Stoke players trying to impress Pulis.
- Her have their own timezones....
- Pards out!!!
- Pards IN!!!!
- Pards back in!
- Free nil West Ham at the death. What a weekend
- nine man stoke. that should be a song.
- if we dont get a 'big name striker' id like to see us try giving welbeck a decent
- Who gets the blame for Chelsea today? The mascot? The ball boys? Obviously not "Jose".
- Good win but a pretty flat performance. Looking forwsrd to all our new signings arriving
- Our level of play today got me down but the Chelsea & Liverpool results have well perked me up again
- If Rambo's goal aginst Liv had been allowed, we'd be feeling so much better atm
- Just watching the spurs game. Ross barkley is ****e.
- f**k me , just seen chelsea n pool results ! wy th feck is everyone so down?
- cavani or bust, my friends.
- :HelpmeRhonda:
- How on earth Dier didn't even get a yellow for that criminal tackle on Cleverley is beyond me.
- lovin the rain esp as my 16 yr old camping at reading fest no replies on tx since thur
- MOTD. We're on first
- that is won f**king **** combover Steve McClaren has imo
- i love bellerin
- So which new striker would suit our needs that is if we could sign one?
- mo i was right ! feck all wrong with that tackle
- WD mo ..loved the water stop
- Dick Advicaat. Brown shoes and jeans.
- On the plus side, Gabriel is hereby christened Angel Gabriel. He's good and will get much better.
- f**k off
- Jesus Christ Almighty - far, far too much Chianti last night. I think this might be the end, AWIMB.
- Prob a but anyway
- Bueno might get a chuckle out of the newest registered wimber if he wasn't too busy
- Despite the decaff display one bright spot was the Kos-Gabriel partnership. Got a feeling that's
- This summer was the perfect summer transfer window for Arsenal........
- Chelsea away at Everton next... do i scent a crumbling of the Mouron's empire?
- It is becoming clear that Corbyn is not just a laugh but also a traitor.
- Oh you sheep shagging beauties
- According to Twitter, Andrew Sheridan is now a wine-drinking, song-writing poet
- Rooney
- WD Swansea
- G Nev is livid morose ******* that he is
- mornin queers, i seem to have mislaid sunday , any ideas on where i left it?
- Swansea are a scary looking lot, skillwise that is.
- Swansea look ****-hot imo.
- just catching up on news..surely putting an indian in charge of an investigation of tipping is
- still sweeping thru the papers.. i see in rugby u wales are now ranked 5th to england 6th
- and wd chrissy hind for some honesty on same weekend germaine f**king greer
- So these two players from one club we heard about from an ITK on here
- That deadlocked sheep-shagger, Gomis. Just scored on MotD2. Let's buy 'im......
- my mums dead cnut sees more action than awimb these days imo
- 33 hours and 57 mins remaining
- Absolutely Neg, well said
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- Transfer window slams shut tomorrow. Still not being linked with anyone, are we?
- Guven that we were going to spend loadsofmoney and haven't why don't we just buy Bale?
- I hate Bank Holidays
- Wasn't that keen on the Benzema moving in thing earlier this summer, but it appears
- You have to feel for the poor ******* sky send to the Emirates really
- Major signing confirmed on arsenal.com
- Seems like Utd have signed Martial. 36m
- Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world
- the whipit can of whipped cream: they actually give you a lot. it's a blessing from our lord.
- Bad news about the boy, Wes Craven
- We're not signing anyone CONFIRMED
- Fair play to Chelsea for raising the bar in the silly names game by signing Papy Djilobodji
- I have just been told that monreal is definitely leaving by someone i would
- Is it just me or are people treating today like a work day?
- I'm interviewing ginger Sol Campbell botherer Kelly Hoppen tomorrow
- Love this sort of transfer rumour, we're working on a deal but no one has a clue who
- An excellent slogan for a sperm bank would be "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
- Nelson Mandela's Smack and Crack Party Pack
- do you think sky will even bother to send someone to the emirates tomorrow night?
- I was checking the squad list on this site and saw several players who are no longer with the club.
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- I think it's Cavani and Rabiot. I know nothing of the later.
- Have we singed anyone else yet?
- If Arsene can't convince Cavani to join us today...will he take Zlatan with him instead?
- Small crowd gathering at Emirates. Rumour is Galindo is coming.
- When we signed Ozil, how much speculation was there in the press? I'm desperately hoping we announce
- So Arsene is in Paris? Are we signing Matuidi? Or, or...
- I think Awimb needs a a bunch of it's own reporters to stake out petrol stations
- United claim they have a receipt which says they sent their fax in time
- At least I am busy with work to keep checking the transfer deadline day news. We won't be signing
- Have Spurs signed anyone? Has Lewis finally got bored with throwing money into the pit?
- Charlie Austin
- I was rather distressed to see pictures of AW having to get an aeroplane with us normals.
- I have just seen the picture of Arsene wining and dining with people in Paris. Putting the finishing
- Spermwimb - Only 9 brave chaps currently listed in the UK databank
- Only way Wenger is going to bring in somebody to Arsenal...
- Ornstein has spoken
- David de Gea
- Cavani terms agreed, apparently. Flying to London in the next few hours.
- Oh dear
- I've been instructed to make my way to City Airport for an urgent pick up
- Good news: made toad in the hole last night and there's leftovers for lunch
- Orstein last season...
- Inter sign 32 year old Felipe Melo for circa 8-10m wtf Mancini
- I don't mean to moan & be fair I have been pretty good for a while BUT
- We can buy practically any player in the world, so we don't buy any. If we f**k up this season there
- Talking of Cheque books Terry Wogan or Les Dawson?
- I will have a big update in the next 20 mins on the Cavani deal
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