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  1. So after killing that poor Lion that cnunt Walter Palmer wanted to kill an Elephant...
  2. Surely we can't balls this test match up?
  3. Homer J ? When will the PPPL start again?
  4. Well at this rate the spectators today should get some interesting cricket.
  5. I have a feeling we are going to make some tremendous signings before deadline day.
  6. At what point at work do you say this person is completely useless and you get rid of them?
  7. f**king stupid review hehe
  8. No wicket yet? Wenger out
  9. Rich. If you had to choose between signing Benzema or winning this test series, which is it?
  10. Walcott can relax now & go back to being average
  11. f**king great awimb is now spoiled for the day with a sticky.
  12. Hmmm....119 lead and rising, 150+ and I'll worry
  13. According to Twitter, reports in Spain that Madrid have accepted our 40m bid for Benzema
  14. Walcott now on the same money as Ozil and Sanchez. Our wage bill will be over
  15. Was thinking this is good - clearly no wickets going down. awimb seems calm
  16. Cook goes for 7, shocker...
  17. Has our pitiful, ignominious colllapse commenced yet?
  18. Here's Kike.......
  19. Help. I need to make dinner tonight. Something that doesn't take longer than hour and something
  20. 2nd wkt down. If we lose, I'll blame Berni's theological infidelity.
  21. Predictions thread here, in case Homer has forgotten and he can then transfer it
  22. Hand in Glove? >>>
  23. WD Bell imo
  24. vsign Ebola
  25. The arrogant Aussies always take the piss out of England when they win and suggest players should
  26. I wonder if we're going to see football's equivalence to a hockey line change this year from Wenger.
  27. On Walcott
  28. On Sunday Our fans will be booing Fab while Chelsea will be doing the same to Cech.
  29. Is it fair?
  30. Benzema's second attempt to fly to Arsenal, has failed pretty badly
  31. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation was ok. Tom Cruise is incredible tho. >>
  32. Ladies and gentleman - I thank you >>>
  33. Here's an insight into the weird masochism that is hammered into a man by watching England play
  34. Clound Nine Clound Nine
  35. Can't the Bin Laden's fly anywhere without crashing into things? Watson
  36. ***kin 'ell Ran’dell, just stay the feck away from there... hehe
  37. Another plane crash - this time at Oulton Park
  38. Any awimb Fantasy Football league ?
  39. Surprise! Surprise! Cilla Black RIP.
  40. Lynn Anderson RIP. She never promised anyone a rose garden.
  41. Roy Keane! Thumb Up
  42. A stamp on Santi
  43. Stop hurting Santi you c**ts
  44. Brilliant Ox 1-0
  45. WD OX.
  46. Santi Cazorla is our Leprechaun. Magic. Theo better grow some.
  47. hazard is in his falling-like-he-was-shot phase.
  48. :trophy: Clound Nine
  49. Treble Clound Nine
  50. There is certainly a better defensive balance. Players covering each other, more compact etc
  51. That should give us confidence, especially in defense Bow
  52. giroud sucks.
  53. 'murica.
  54. Four trophies on the trot! This team is on the brink of something special.
  55. Should have been 3-0 but for the weak efforts in the final minutes.
  56. Morale boosting win but you can't help hoping we're not done yet in the transfer window.
  57. Wilshere injured. It's begun Cry
  58. Jose making himself the centre of attention again. Then Arsene blanks him
  59. It is clear the title is now ours to lose.
  60. The Ox goal. If it had been Ospina who let that in, would we be complaining, blaming his short arms
  61. I so lurve the season about to start but,
  62. Interesting contrast between Mourinho's and Wenger's more formal appearance. Looked like the former
  63. Where was Sanchez today?
  64. Wenger out? Anyone?
  65. Rub chin Wenger categorically denies La Liga transfer move
  66. This place kinda stinks of death. Frown
  67. Red stockings Clound Nine
  68. Young Hector's runwas vital for Ox's goal by taking out the 2nd defender. There would have been no
  69. Everyone ready for the Big Wild Sleepout?
  70. Apart from the football what else is happening Awimb?
  71. :bendtnertime: Clound Nine
  72. Did amuse me yesterday when AW went to chat with the BT sport pundits and said on Saturday morning
  73. Would RVP (can't believe I am saying this) or Falcao
  74. Should I?
  75. I am rather pleased with yesterday. And Mourinho showed that he is a bigger cund that I thought he
  76. So is everyone having a jolly summer?
  77. The one thing that has struck me in all this Cilla Black nonsense is the memory that she claimed her
  78. We're looking a very decent punt for the title for the first time in years
  79. Ted Bench finally accused of noncery. Old Bill blamed for coverup etc.
  80. Bizarrely the most indispensable player for what looks like a serious title challenge is a guy who
  81. Palace have just paid 9m for Conor Wickham Yikes
  82. Where was Rosicky yesterday?
  83. How was Mesut?
  84. Rich! Benzema is out injured for the Audi cup not travelling with the team.
  85. Most impressive person yesterday was Bellerin for me.
  86. What's happened to the Match Ticket Forum? I need 2 for Palace away.
  87. was there any comment re chelsea taking long throws like stoke with delap
  88. Favourite Cilla Black song?
  89. its been a 30 hours since we won a trophy WENGER OUT FFS
  90. Spurs really are a long, long way behind us on every level. Add social media to the list
  91. So apart from this chap do anyone else get that Nike kit?
  92. What *is* this "mindfulness" ****housery I keep hearing about?
  93. Is it normal to feel so angry when you hear the term 'Marbs'
  94. They are building some new flats in my area. Out of curiosity I asked for some information.
  95. What is it that women see in babies? Earlier on, a picture was sent round of a baby that some
  96. So. Edward Heath, then. Again, this hardly comes as a surprise, does it? That's the thing with most
  97. Blimey, Theo could be knocking on the door of the 100 Club by the end of this seaon
  98. Are we certain there will be no more Arsenal signings before the deadline?
  99. Sangweches I would like to try, if only I still used food in that way. No.1.
  100. Is Homer doing the PPL and, if not, will the great and good of this site appoint or allow someone
  101. What say AWIMB to the lady from the Coral adverts? Apparently she was a UFC ring lady
  102. Dzeko to Roma for 14m, that seems a bit of a bargain
  103. Top four prediction for this season (and bear in mind I'm f**king good at this ****)
  104. Gin.
  105. f**king hell, we thought it was bad having Piers Morgan.
  106. Our Stan pulled a fast one on the city of St Louis...Poor Chief has to fork out 400 million on a new
  107. I think we still need a striker of the RvP type. Giroud is still lacking that ability & Theo will
  108. Akpom on loan to Hull for the season
  109. HELLOOOOOOO Mother f**kers!!!!!!!
  110. hehe >
  111. If you ever needed proof that football supporters are fickle
  112. So, why not throw in a bid for Ronaldo?? Personally I do not ...
  113. Classic Myles Palmer Clap
  114. 27 more days of transfer bull****. Higuain being linked again hehe
  115. Yet another body found in a Manchester canal.......phantom pusher strikes again*
  116. He's a f**king liar Bang head
  117. The guy in **** shirt is pretty tasty imo teaches him a few things Smile
  118. I've narrowed it down to 2 choices
  119. So Bonkers Boris has finally admitted that Night Tube will not be introduced on 12th Sept.
  120. I'm still sat in meeting room though it finished at 11
  121. If I claimed Sir Tedward touched my winkie, how much compo would I get?
  122. Given his current injury at a crucial point in an Ashes series, it's fair to say that I'm starting
  123. Just finished watching the US House of Cards. Very good. Is the original UK won worth watching?
  124. I don't get the furore over this Kids Company charity losing funding
  125. How the flying f**k can every hotel room in Bedford be taking up on a Saturday night?
  126. I see Jezza has been caught trying to sneak back onto top gear!
  127. i love the 3 ish to 4 ish too much awimb guilt when it goes quiet as people
  128. ISS passing over us! my first thought was muzzas..then realised space station NOW look
  129. I read this for some perspective. Ended up even deeper entrenched in the "wot a bunch of c**ts" camp
  130. Monty, did you start your Brazilian Jiu Jitsu yet?
  131. 'Vajacial'? Shrug Frown
  132. So Benzema will be over for West Ham game eh..hope we win it and look good
  133. More words of wisdom from the man who should be chairman
  134. OMG! Proof! Evidence! The smoking gun!!!
  135. Diaby to miss start of Ligue 1 season and start training in 4-6 weeks hehe
  136. The fishmonger has just been with prawns the size of f**king lobsters.
  137. Wilshere fractured ankle. 2/3 months imo
  138. Yikes Pierce Brosnan stopped for boarding plane with 10" hunting knife?!
  139. It appears any time I stop smoking I get a cold a few weeks later. What's the reason for this Rich?
  140. Again the rumour of Benzema for 45 million surfaces....Bang head
  141. I wonder what odds you could have got for Diaby and Wilshere both missing the start of the season.
  142. Is it my imagination, or is this the oddest summer, weather-wise, like, evs?
  143. Cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket Clound Nine
  144. Daily pic
  145. Sir C. I found this, which says there may be a non-surgical treatment.
  146. Congrtatulations to Harrogate, 3rd yr in a row voted the happiest place to live.
  147. Can't believe we haven't taken a wicket yet Frown
  148. ENG-ER-LAAAND!!!!!
  149. Is j on holiday? Only it feels a bit pointless having a go at unions and tube drivers without him
  150. Ballsy f**king call to put them in with a weakened bowling attack. Cook will get slaughtered for it
  151. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  152. And again!
  153. 15-3, that's good, right?
  154. Remarkable seens! hehe
  155. Make them bat their two innings!
  156. How much do people pay for a mortgage these days?
  157. It's over!
  158. It's been more than an over since there was a wicket. Frown
  159. Stop bowling short, Wood, ffs!
  160. Broady Bow Clound Nine Berni Bo</a></li> <li> <a href=15-4, that's really good, right?
  161. Why are there so many leg byes? Frown
  162. What a ridiculous catch that is. England can do no wrong.
  163. Wood still bowling short and seems to have a no-ball issue. Get Finn on imo.
  164. and another . . .
  165. I have a bad salary, no benefits, tired all the time, unskilled yet what can I do about it?
  166. Should England declare at 500 or 600?
  167. A 19-ball five-fer. Shake head I've never seen anything like it in all my puff.
  168. Rub chin Ben Stokes is David Seaman vs Southampton in Cardiff?
  169. I realise my constant moaning about London is becoming quite tiresome. Therefore I shall not be
  170. Damn, they're going to make more than 36 aren't they?
  171. The ozzies playing some classic rope a dope cricket imo ..im bunging on the aussies
  172. Why didn't Hazlewood acknowledge the applause for the 50?
  173. Great BBC suggestion: we declare without batting and put the Aussies in again! hehe
  174. Will they get the psychologically crucial 50? hehe
  175. Here we go. Johnson's going to start swinging now.
  176. I wonder what the BETTING patterns were on this match?
  177. Arfur Daley's dead Frown
  178. C'mon Nathan 'Cedric The' Lyon! You can get through to lunch!.
  179. Eat Cornish Pasty
  180. I rather liked this tweet, Of course we can't realy judge this pitch until the
  181. Tube strike live:
  182. How many do England need to avoid the follow-on?
  183. J'accuse!!! Just saw Ken Clarke and he was paying close attention to the balls!!!
  184. Reasonable defence of the tube strikers in the New Statesman
  185. So none of them are much good at hitting the ball with a stick, then?
  186. Lyth Frown
  187. Clap Clap
  188. If you were a woman advertising yourself as a sensible, reliable pet-sitter, would you use a profile
  189. That's it, he's cracked just what the public want. Prepare for a socialist government Frown
  190. The gourmet world has been rocked by the invention of...
  191. According to the DT there is a 'lost' station between Holloway Road and Finsbury Park
  192. Oh, while we've been chatting we appear to have taken the lead with eight wickets in hand. hehe
  193. Root has just outscored Australia hehe
  194. Best stat today.
  195. I've got a feeling a lot of the people supporting Corbyn are Tories. If he wins the leadership the
  196. GOODBYE, MR BOND!
  197. West Ham bootoed out of Europa League. That was quite a run.
  198. Two pints after work and now a bottle of 2008 chateauneuf du pape to celebrate a quite extraordinary
  199. Just checking, has Berni sold us out for an Ashes win again?
  200. hehe Aussies with a sense of humour?
  201. I suggest for any geeks... do the BBC Sport My Premier League life
  202. Gnabry gone on loan to WBA. Not good.
  203. Oh no.
  204. From extensive re-viewing of the highlights yesterday, I would have to say several things.
  205. Johnson's getting smacked by the nigh****chman hehe
  206. Here are the three obvious explanations for what happened to MH370.
  207. Declaration!
  208. Bowlers' lengths are all wrong. Frown
  209. Won't make it to 400 now. Somwhere just north of 350 I'd say.
  210. We need to calm down; trying to force it already Indifferent
  211. 5 personal assistants Yikes probably needed to hold her plates of food Rub chin
  212. Yesterday morning seems a long time ago Indifferent
  213. Ghana since time began hehe Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands.
  214. Cook Frown
  215. Neville Neville RIP. Was only 65. Inappropriate to mention his connection to Bury.
  216. whats up boys (and the odd chick). we need 1.5m and we have our movie. hand over.
  217. David Warner averages 19.50 in the first innings of Ashes Tests and 70.60 in the second. Just saying
  218. They're going to score 650 aren't they Frown
  219. I'm going to stop following this. It's too irritating. Can we talk about something else?
  220. **** out of luck this innings it seems
  221. Wood's a bit **** imo. Frown
  222. Here we go. Clap
  223. Picking the other Marsh is really looking like an outstanding decision. wd Aussie selectors. Clap
  224. Digging in a bit, these two.
  225. Clarke goes. Nice bit of juggling from Cook there, just to rub it in.
  226. I've had enough of Mark Wood now. What a c**t.
  227. Right. Now, then. Finish them.
  228. BOOO! Clap
  229. Bor-ing. Get on with it Roll eyes
  230. Is spur0arsenal9 running hiis site this year?
  231. Following West Ham's performance last night can anyone see us not winning comfortably on Sunday?
  232. Welcome to Arsenal KB9
  233. I was thrilled we beat Chelsea on Sunday and anyone who thinks Chelsea weren't hurt by the loss is
  234. Internet going crazy with new Arsenal signing rumours.
  235. Twitter: "Arsenal are close to the signing that would make them genuine contenders"
  236. Shirley the best song ever>
  237. It's frustrating we're going to have to wait until tomorrow for the new dawn.
  238. You been down Feltham way again, bueno?
  239. Spurs score the first goal of the season hehe
  240. Listening to the Utd keeper debate. Safe in the knowledge that we've already bagged Cech
  241. One of the very few times I wanted Spuds to win. Typical Spurs, always letting you down.
  242. Oh yeah. Ftr...we're going to win the league and get to Champ's League Semi's or better this year.
  243. BT Sport Frown
  244. There was nothing in the Utd-Spuds game to fright the souls of fearful adversaries. 3rd at the least
  245. Looks like a stronger Utd. Not that creative, but very solid in CM
  246. Leicester running away with the premiership at the moment. The team to catch.
  247. As we enter The Year of the Ox, it occurs to me that if he dyes his hair red, he'll look like he's
  248. Are we becoming Hull's feeder team? They've got Chuba, Isaac Hayden and now Gnabry!
  249. What odds on Roberto Martinez being the first managerial casualty this season???