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- oh no, it's the dreaded gourcuff link.
- England
- LVG is looking to over spend on another 2 players. Oh how I would love them to f**k up
- Lyth Balance Taylor and someone else in. Anyone else.
- my opinion of van gaal has undergobe a major upgrade since he kicked vp out on his bum ass.
- If Levy manages to sell Adebayor to Villa for 4 million pounds, he is a genius
- Politically, things are getting more interesting over here thanks to Trump. Wonder what Chief feels.
- It has to be said, that Trump bloke is a complete and utter c**t
- Ant-Man. What a boring film.
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- So I suppose Lyth will be dropped now. Who do you call up in his place?
- Thank you autocorrect
- Patrick Roberts going for 11m from Fulham to City, madness
- Demi 'Michael Barry-' Moore?
- So the casual anti-semtisim I face on Awimb has now extended into my personal life
- Arch-bull****ter Tancredi Palmeri says on twitter that we've bid 45m euros for Benzema
- So what do we think about sharing our ground with Tottenham while they rebuild theirs?
- I heard Ingerlund won a stickball game.
- I'm a bad person for finding this amusing
- Olivier Giroud stats
- WD Lee Nelson
- Is it my imagination or does Sepp actually go to grab the money here?
- They really are letting any old retard join the Police these days. How low can the bar go ?
- Have we singed anyone else yet?
- I am on the nicotine patches and I have had some crazy dreams.
- The Queensland Road flats are *exactly the same colours as our new away kit.
- dudes. all right, so, we have a $30-40 million investor in our movie,.
- A bit late, and Barry mentioned it over the weekend, but RIP Jules Bianchi
- In a moment of high deviancy yesterday
- Balotelli further endearing himself to the Liverpool fans
- I come back from lunch and find that some **** has put the aircon up to 30 degrees!
- The Newest Awimb member.
- oh yes most importantly, about me..I beat an olympic gold medalist on sunday in iron man:-)
- For people who call themselves "gay" the Stonewall bunch are curiously humourless homosexuals.
- This smoking ban on Brighton beach is a bit of a tap in really >
- I have the flat to myself later what shall I have for dinner?
- Please let the season start soon, I'm so bored of transfer nonsense
- Sista's, Nigga's, Whitey's, Jews
- Real rule out selling Benzema
- Flamini rumored to complete move to Galatasaray
- Sorry love, Xabi Alonso is immune to your Cherman charms
- Can't wait for the weekend when the entire Emirates will rise to greet that Arsenal legend Nicklas
- Have you all cancelled your Ashley Madison memberships yet?
- Szceszney(sp?) to Roma is the talk at the moment. No idea if it's a loan or permanent.
- I reckon Mourinho must be getting frantically nervous about the Community Shield now.
- Now this'll make you feel old, Cherno Samba retires
- if Szczesny goes I assume this means Ospina will stay.
- What...torphy do...The Arsenal have that no other club.. have?
- Looks like one of those IS video cnunts has been taken out by a drone strike...
- here we go hendon,,fly that drong
- I see we're linked to another Barca youngster. I love stealing their kids
- Benzema.
- mmmmm San Miguel on tap
- "Kick it Out!" Haha!!! Ask the Frimpster! Does the corrupt FIFA diktat stop at the Russian border?
- Barcelona L.A. Galaxy match drew a record crowd but AW probably will never bring Arsenal to the U.S.
- There may well be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight...
- What was surprising about the Barca Galaxy match was the huge amount of Barca fans present. Who knew
- Chezzer's gone to Roma
- Benteke to a done deal.
- Last year, when I hilariously changed my handle to reflect my foot op, I did not realise the curse
- This kevin de bruyne seems to be a fabulous investment. His price just continues to climb
- He is our undisputed leader.
- Very important debate Awimb
- On the other hand
- Newcastle target Mbemba has four reported birth dates. He once said it was 1990. What say you?
- United fans getting all uppity about AW's comments in regards their short-term strategy
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- Am I the only one finding the whole being talked up business a bit uncomfortable?
- I must say, I'm obviously pleased to see those Chelsea mouth breathers
- I'm interviewing Smudger Smith for the Community Shield programme
- hi will i pronounce Caomhan ?is it kevin ?
- Right I'm done with the gossip. I can't take anymore
- I could google this but I will ask Awimb. Has anybody here ever found they had funds
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- The glw is dragging me to the theatre tonight. Here are a couple of snippets
- On the Guardian website's comment pages, there are more than 30 articles about the Labour leadership
- Now that he seems to have gone, do we know why that odd Mohamud chap posted a giant picture of a
- This may be a stupid question, but with stuff like they are proposing such as cuts to tax credits
- Oh FFS, the bloody telegraph are at it now
- This is quite interesting, transfer fees adjusted by 'football inflation'
- Are West Ham saving themseles for the game against us?
- anyone else going to the emirates cup on Sat ?
- What Pluto would look like with Donald Trump’s hair
- mmmmmmm crack
- Famous Five first XI:
- mmmmmm Stella
- Here Jorge. This is the sort of **** you would like, I'm sure.
- Being a clairvoyant sort of a chap, I have a strange feeling that Sir C will be hungover this
- Grillax, Bro I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill...
- 200 million pound striker
- Dad why are you always embarrassing me in front of my friends with your neoliberal economic views?
- 200 million you say... Spend some faaakhin money then ..
- Kirsty Wark seriously needs to start wearing longer skirts and dresses
- Benzema scores a pearler for Madrid and Delph knacks his hamstring
- Nearly time for the Emirates cup. I find it rather boring to be honest.
- New member update "Berni & Sir C tearing Jorge another new arse'o"
- Benzema agent says he will one thousand percent be at Madrid this season.
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- This Yvette Cooper lady. Is she a little, well, special, if you get my drift?
- I am finding this Tour de France business with Froome confusing.
- Who have our rivals (), the scum down the road, bought this year?
- And it mentions Battle of the Planets
- Anyone got any SINCERE Greek holiday recommendations?
- Is Dr Mengele in da house?
- Nice article on our Aaron:
- OK. Things you thought were the last word in sophistication the first time you encountered them.
- Things you didn't like when you were a kid?
- The Arsenal player who is going to surprise everyone in 2015/16 is...
- c**ting f**king people
- In this time of austerity, I feel it would be appropriate to swap tasty and
- Freight Train Vs Limousine - Limo comes off quite well..
- I like what lord harris did. 200m, wenger, you cheap *******.
- This news story made me laugh i wasn't expecting the end part
- If Arsenal buy Pogba and Lewandowski do we win the league?
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- The Hulkster
- Technasia team up with Green Velvet to produce Suga...
- So, ideas for a good first date in London??
- which AWIMBers are these then?
- Ok things that you thought were the '*******s' when you was a kid.
- Anyone got a decent stream?
- You mean Arsenal didn't ease up after going up 4-0 by half time?
- Wilshere not even on the bench. He's already injured, isn't he?
- Frightening. Mourinho may well resign before the game next week.
- Do not take predictions seriously.
- No way I'm voting Tory for mayor. *******s have left Sol off the short-list.
- @DeanLDN22 "Theo Walcott has signed a new contract at Arsenal. #afc"
- The deed is done, just received my two new season tickets...
- This Villareal keeper Areola's a bit of a tit isn't he?
- It's all gone for Lord Sewel imo.
- looooooooooolz @ Smugberg
- wd Zlatan imo
- Nice work Jeffity jeff Jefferson Jeffrey jeff
- First half shows importance of Coquelin
- THREE trophies in three months!
- How can Akpom screw up that 3 on 1 at the end there? I'm not keen on him. Adelaide looks far better.
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- That Jeff fella is seriously impressive. And Fortune is supposed to be even better
- Jeff Origins 1.0
- Jose......poor guy....the heart bleeds...
- How does a French chap end up with the surname Queen Adelaide?
- The perfect pres-season. Team fired up and confident. No injuries. Everything looks good.
- This cech ffellow looks a rather useful goalkeeper.
- Very confused by goings on at United, LVG says he's off in 2017
- Do any of you mofo's know how to run iptv via kodi on Amazon fir?
- Isaac Hayden looked good
- Afternoon Awimb what up?
- Sczczesny - It's official - he's gone to Roma
- I assume you've all seen our newest star Trae Coyle's goal against Barcelona. Will he make it big?
- Rich, Had flu 2 weeks ago and still not feeling 100%, light headed and lethargic
- f**king hell. I've run out of all possible new topics I could think of.
- Adding to the Gnabry comment below, what happened to Gideon Zelalem?
- A leetle beet of dramatic license from the MEN in regards the shooting of Paul Massey.......
- I’ve also been reading a lot recently about Artificial Intelligence and frankly I don't buy it
- I shall be in the Bournemouth area soon and staying a couple of nights
- I'm thinking at some point Chesney will be a permanent Roma player
- I dont like it much
- I used apple pay on the tube today.
- I was at the sailing in Portstmouth on Saturday. There really is no escaping the fact that,
- This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen.
- Ahh, Smudger’s a card. Asked me how much his interview fee is. Cue awkward silence. Then the cheeky
- I can hardly wait for this to happen.
- Big Latch on this Sat! ****** FREE MILK N NIPPLES *****
- Explain cucumber sandwiches to me. They sound really dull. Do they taste it, too? Thanks.
- Maureen's been over dosing on the cockmuncher pills again, I see.
- Our cat got out last night. Well, out into the communal area, which is a huge no-no, as we are on
- How come Monty has this knack of making everything sound...
- First game is only first game but I think we should put out a sign we mean business against West Ham
- Phew.. Panic over at the BBC as they've managed to scour the country in the name of diversity
- One thing you can't help noticing pre season is our reluctance to put ourselves on the marketing
- Gunners' boss hints at possible starting line up v West Ham.
- Did anyone see the start of the BBC mini series about the Bloomsbury Set last night?
- So, this Benzene fellow is a done deal then. Isn't he a bit, you know, fat?
- We should start penning lyrics so Karim already has a song. here's the tune:
- Just seen Benzema ordering a wing meal deal at Sam's chicken, Holloway Road.
- Alexis, Ozil, Ox/Theo, Benzema. Not bad, eh?!
- Should Ashley Maitland-Niles ever make it, his name could be sung to the tune of
- Ken Clarke grope scandal, another win for the homo lobby. Seems guys accused of groping other guys
- If Benzema comes it will kill Yaya
- Benezmea will probably land at Farnborough or such like. My friend is a pilot for Vistajet
- There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He
- 'Sup Goons..
- So Benzema is still with the squad and will play against Milan on Thursday. He's just a prick tease,
- Well, that's 2-1 to Aus then
- Sometimes I log in ready to post, then realise you're all lame and log straight out.
- 3rd Test: Mentally weak pussy ****ers to bowl, serial super human winners to bat.
- Where will all this stupidity end?
- JIMMMMMMY!!!!!
- Started watching "Humans" last night. Bit of a stretch to believe
- Needed that. Thought they were going to sneak through this rough patch with only one down for a
- This Calais business is all getting a bit naughty.
- What tv channel is the Community Shield on please thank you?
- Finn
- You're all skeewif.
- I was watching this DVD last night
- f**king rain delay again I took the day off for this!
- Apparently Sport Bild says we want Reus for 48m....from Twitter
- I'm in the process of instigating a Twitch-Hunt against a company called Journohub, which
- 94 - 7
- Oi, Ash Do you like, or even not mind, magical realism?
- Koscielny is really rather good.......................
- It appears a stonking toss to lose - 86/6
- Seems a strange time for sports to be on.
- And some people wanted Jimmy dropped
- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NNNNNNNNNNE!
- Are you able to maintain several interests/hobbies simultaneously?
- Lyth is surely going to get out any moment, isn't he?
- Big wicket! COME ONNN!!!!!!!!!!
- today is a very weird day. I don't like it.
- That 'catch' was proper ridicules
- What are we thinking the minimum England need to get to is? 300?
- I do so hope some animal rights loony gets to the lion-torturing dentist
- Rich, your football shirt parallel with cycle****s was nonsense, I'm afraid.
- Idea how to solve the Calais problem. Empty it of trains and let them storm it. When they are
- FAO cyclist haters, I hope that one day you will bump into this guy...
- There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He
- Help Out a French Gooner?
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- So yesterday evening I was stood in a pub off Borough High Street watching the cricket. Ian Bell and
- I'm being hassled to join the work football team. apart from being out of shape and ****
- Duck next time, you ginger, Northern donkey. Here comes the collapse.
- Kevin Hurley..end Gurkhas to Calais..shrood imo as then we wont let them back either
- I saw an episode of Time Team yesterday. It was OK, but it reminded me of the pure joy that was the
- The Buttler didn't do it.
- Ash, it was a big open plan gym with glass wallsand glass walled 5 a side..very gay pumping
- I watched an hour-long interview with Sol Campbell recently on Sky Sports, conducted by an
- What's the one thing in your fridge you find it hard to resist every time you open it?
- Moeen
- I go out for an hour or so and it all goes well. I come back in and we lose a wicket.
- wtach 'em put on about 150 for 2 now
- Walk off you ****er
- so Charlie. What, pray tell, is a pakisaurus?
- In which case we'll lose.
- Waheyyyy!
- Come on Moeen. This is our last chance. We need a wicket. Oh. Goes for 4 first ball.
- Anyone want any chickens?
- Seriously, I would be deliriously happy if David Warner were to choke on his cheese sarnie at tea
- Essex
- My magic desktop changer works again. Was about to switch, andthennew the wkt would fall so watched.
- What's for dinner? Plus I am so tired I don't know if I have the energy to actually go home.
- Looking for Hol. Flick back desktop and it says WICKET on the screen. Jai Shree Ganesh
- Oh God, I've got to go to Twickenham for England against France
- GANPATI gets you Warner - and on a NELSON just to show you he's the Divinity for you. Start doing
- There appears to be sheep herding at prime time on ITV1.
- jeezus just doing some work research on 5g, m2m and iot
- standard ashes visit.
- So sleeping for only 4 hours a day isn't really a good idea...
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- Looks like the Aussies went for a jolly good knees up on Wednesday night.
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