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- So thon composer bloke who sponged in owned a Tucano?
- Gunnersaurus and the weird Lisa Simpson on Drugs mascot move aside, this one's the *******s
- Isuppose that's one way of stemming the flow of immigrants
- Porto channelling the infamous turd Spurs kit of '06.
- END
- RIP James Horner
- All this talk of the Stars and Bars (which, whatever its shortcomings, is an undeniably cool flag
- Will the 16th attempt to find a great keeper be succssful?
- Re: Jorge being a hipster. Good public art >>>
- I have the solution to the flow of immigrants but you, like the politicians won't want to know.
- This Cech bloke is certainly living up to his name, taking 4 f**king days to clear.
- In my opinion, P/Cech should be on the bench, until Dave proves that he's not worthy
- Harry Redknapp, Feb 2nd 2015
- We've just signed a Vlad Dragomir
- When is this goalie chappie getting his medical czech-up then?
- wd The Telegraph, news report of the year
- Those Ocado *******s have stitched me up and delivered wholemeal pitta.
- f**king Scotch Power, *******s were supposed to be here between 8 and 12
- Watching the news with all the migrants jumping on lorries etc last night, it was hard not to think
- He signs 33 year old over the hill keeper and a 16 year old boy
#WengerOut
- wd levi roots imo Tesco Levi Roots Hot Chilli Beef with rice n peas n added tabasco habanero
- "I have used it"
- This silly sod who was filmed taking coke on the tube - everyone seems to be missing the real story
- Bindippers seem rather excited over this Firmino character, whom they probably hadn't heard of
- I think i've found something worse than pre-assists.
- Glastonbury's happening?
- Well done Her Majesty. Putting the cheapskate hun in their place.
- I'm worried if Chile stay in the America Copa Alexis won't be available to play the Singapore Select
- 1 appears...Private Charlie c**tbag 1965 registers...summer silly season imo 1 was last here in aug
- anyone ot a photo of the back cover
- Proof, if it were needed, that tea drinkers are wrongcocks.
- Southgate best fish out that old paper bag mask.
- STICKY
- This Greek debt thing is getting really f**king boring now.
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Billy Dont Be A Hero
- sky high
- Schneiderlin to Arsenal 'almost done', and a swap deal involving Benzema and Koscielny
- That Firmino looks like a right ****, oh hang on, no that's his bird's...(kinda nsfw)
- So Alexis too kind a beating last night
- Congratulations to the disableds who provided yesterday's moment of high comedy by attempting to
- woman crushing watermelons
- David Cameron's off to yerp for his crunch meeting with the yerpeans. Big day for Dave
- Right, I'm going down the pub for a top up. See you guys in the emergency room
- Speaking of crooks - Lloyds has just written to me to tell me it is to
- Can anyone lend me a gun? I need to shoot some things...
- I've got Bird's Eye beef burgers in crusty rolls.
- My (current) favourite restaurant for dinner tonight
- No wonder Cavani got a bit upset.
- I'm not a massive fan of the boy Barry in general but this is a decent listen
- Have we signed Check yet?
- Football, eh? Bloody hell.
- Oh FFS, a nice bit of dumb criminal action....
- Our EU membership looks fairly f**ked by the immigration ticket, if these numbers are anything to go
- John Steed's deed.
- Just remembered i have sports massge this afternoon for my calves..im going to squeal arent I ?
- Looks like Morgan Schneiderlin is on his way to United
- Cech having medical today according to the BBC
- Top Tip boys and girls >>>>>>>>>>>>
- Bit of a classic album in the office today
- Congratulations to Guangzhou Evergrande, who are mental enough to pay 17m for Paulinho
- Ah, the old religion of peace has struck again in France, I see.
- Two shots that illustrate the difference between Gary Lineker and George Best
- Welcome to 'Whitey-hater Jorge - cumster' the newest registered user
- What about this Payet chap the Hammers have signed then?
- "I'm not worried"... says man who plans to have the world's first head transplant.
- Well that's f**ked the North African tourist industry
- Blimey, I appreciate that not eating all day is going to make one tetchy, but really.
- Racist thug Joey Barton says "English football is rotten".
- Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, apparently,
- Alexis
- Hip-Hop fans. Sorry, I'm late to the party, but Jurassic 5
- If yer think Petr Cech is good look at this fecker Jacob Busk
- Clarkson at it again >>
- Why there's a see-through toilet at Glastonbury this year:
- Where's the liberal douchbags tonight? Ash, 71, Jorge etc...
- So Ospina is defintitely going to Fenerbahce then :(
- HOLY ****>>
- I'm about to watch women play footbal on a Saturday night
- Respect to me an me nan >>>
- Good morning Awimb
- You're My Everything
- Motorcycle Emptiness
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- time to declare war on islam everywhere
- Ospina, again OMG
- Did helmet head pass the medical?
- i really dont want to see ' chelsea legend' cheque see out his career at arsenal
- Come on England...
- Everyone's using rainbow filters on Facebook to celebrate LGBT pride today. I feel left out
- One of pist. I don't know who to support in this one.
- I will think of it as his Stereotypy Stetson., simply as it is unPC to say out loud
- Freddie, still a Gunner.
- Recent image of Kanye West performing at Glastonbury.
- Snin, liked your Finley Quaye
- Japan are great technical midgets, but they don't like it up 'em.
- RICKY, JULIAN, BUBBLES, MR LAHEY - YOUR GIRLS TOOK ONE HELLUVA BEATING
- Our Carling Cup winning team 2015/16:
- Where are we going to play this Vidal chap?
- I mean, can koscielny actually leave? his contract not up or something?
- Wonderful flypast by the Vulcan XH558 over the RAF Museum at Hendon.
- Glasto eh?
- This Pride event puzzles me.
- This women's world cup nonsense. Are people 'actually' watching it? And if so, can anyone offer a
- And as for the Facebook rainbow picture thing.
- Regarding the pic posted by BGM below, would it be pathetic of me to say I would be deeply
- And you thought glastobury was full of arseholes. This is cunds squared
- I thought the first 20 minutes/half an hpur of kanye west was amazing
- Without wishing to sound disrespectful, The Who were awful.
- Well I am very surprised by the lack of Grexit talk on here. Shirely it's not actually going to
- Is Wolf Creek 2 worth a watch?
- Do you think the inclusion of US Rappers at Glastonbury over the past few years
- It should not be forgotten that part of Cech's success was due to having players like Terry playing
- Enough of this macho rubbish... what is the Minions film like?
- Rainbow Facebook, gay trains... mark my words pedophilia will be relaxed for samesex "relationships"
- Any opinion on how gay couples determine who the "husband" is?
- The Quisling's signed
- Just watched the ISIS video of the fellas being blown up in a car and drowned in a cage.
- Vidal not so soon ?
- Looks like Ospina is on his way then
- I see Theo and Cechsy are bantering already.
- RIP Chris Squire. Went to a Yes concert in early 70's - his bass solo was brilliant
- My word
- So on a serious note, is Ospina on his way out?
- I'd just like to be the first today to point out that it is well f**king hot out. That is all.
- I worry about Cech's head. I imagine a significant part of the game plan of many of our opponents
- I'm still worried about Cech's head.
- New Liverpool assistant manager/assistant to the manager announced
- Meanwhile in Greece...
- SW - I am currently listening to Moonbuilding 2703 following your reminder the other day
- when do sky and BTSport announce the televised games ?
- I have two tickets for the Saturday of the Lord's test and I've just made the mistake of looking at
- Is this from our old friend?
- I see Chile won another match in the Cup of f**king America last night
- After a a bit of thinking I have now direction.
- However many times my girlfriend suggests we stay in in a self-catered apartment
- Wooohooo, my LinkedIn stalker is back!
- Noakes is on the loose!
- Paulinho off to China, Capoute in talks with Watford. It is actually impossible to keep up with the
- One for Berni and Sir Charlie...
- I made a new friend at Glastonbury
- are any of you people willing to tarnish your rep in exchange for huge cash? it's a serious Q.
- I have control of the aircon and there are women in the office doing that thing of putting
- I have a somewhat delicate issue to address.
- Greece
- Jesus Christ, Tsipras and Varoufakis are still playing games.
- Who is the Raudteetoolised keeper? Might be good cover for Cech.
- all right, so this texas hedge fund investor has offered us up to $100m for our movie, subject to
- Anyone had experience with driving in Sicily?
- Gervinho's dream move to Abu Dhabi falls through because of his excessive demands
- I wish I was half as cool as Bobby Pires
- May I be the first to say
- Same old Argies, alway cheating
- Why I hate Facebook, reason 34,961
- Oh dear, the Raudteetoolised lads have let themselves down there
- Now we finally have a keeper we can challenge for the title with. Real pity we
- So a couple of months back I booked to go scuba diving in Sharm El Sheikh this November. Now, with
- I am thinking of coming to work dressed as Dexys midnight runners.
- Liverpool's 6 signings aren't very impressive are they?
- I am sitting in a bar in a prestigious Golf club and every other person in here is
- So which of you c**ts has it scorchio? Cool and cloudy/raining here atm.
- Crikey. The London Underground is older than Canada.
- Booking my spanish rail odyssey today
- Things or professions that sound naughty but are not. Seamstress sounds sort of sexual.
- Blimey. It's good to see the progressive left moving away from damaging national stereotypes, isn't
- Today the office is being rocked by the very summer friendly sounds of Air
- Blimey, Blimey is being used a lot.
- There is a certain Awimber who likes the word 'Blimey' quite a bit >
- Debbie Harry is 70 today I feel
- Damn good job there is a pool and air conditioning.......oh and beer here
- I miss Curly. Watched "East of Eden" last night and it reminded me of him.
- What is wrong with Wenger?
- Hold on, I've got rum, pineapple juice and a can of coconut milk.
- Sir C. I tried to find some examples to prove you wrong.
- True Detective, then. Vince Vaughn
- the super tall Japanese goalie
wtf
- Man......she completely pooed herself.....England should've won that though.
- These Japanese ladies are coming across as very annoying and shouty
- Things I say will do but don't actually do during hot weather.
- The Bassett girl should make a few bob from pizza adverts now.
- Sir Nicholas Winton R.I.P A true British Hero imo
- Now that the BBC has lost its rights to the Olympic Games they will have lots of time available to
- Xherdan Shaqiri swapping Milan for Stoke?!
- It's begun
- Full marks to Mark Williamson, someone's going home with a full cliche bingo card
- AviationWIMB. It's amazing 15 people survived this crash
- I see the neo nazi march planned for Golders Green has been moved to Central London.
- a) Val Doonican was alive and b) He was only 88?!
- This is brilliant!
- Not always a huge fan of Arseblog but thought this was a rather nice article
- I bloody love the NHS, me
- Your opinion is needed on a legal matter - warning, detailed explanation given
- I like the Tube, But to not have Air condition on the trains is a joke.
- Anyone know what those spidery-type efforts that drop on you out of trees and bite you are called?
- I just had my half year appraisal, Whoops I think I may have put my own nails in the coffin.
- Only 32 men can win Wimbledon and at least two of them are gooners!
- Nadal will never win a grand slam again. Hurrah!!!
- The Beeb seem to be losing everything that used to be worth watching in the sports arena
- Quote from Peter Tatchell: "“Despite what the puritans and sex-haters say, underage sex is mostly
- The exit of the English lassies team relieves me from having to choose between them and the US
- Does anyone here use Virgin Media and if so, are you happy with them?
- End of my rope tbh
- Anyone thinking of going to the controversial William Tell?
- Can't believe the poor technique that led to the own goal by that English Lass
- You can cut the atmosphere in the office this morning with a knife.
- Anywon no when the Sky and BT kuntz announce the f**k up of the first round of fixtures?
- I'm considering a punt on a greek tracker fund
- This Camilla Batman-Jelly person seems to be all over the news spouting lefty claptrap.
- Hmm, in retrospect perhaps EconomicsWIMB wasnt a roaring success
- Cech gone, Falcao a disater last year, some ageing bulls... dare we hope this is the season Mourinho
- How about a new charity: Help the Corrupt? Would save the exchequer bags of money.
- 4 weeks until the Charity Shield? Blimey, that was quick.
- Talking of Poland interesting to read an article saying Poles don't like immigrants as they can't
- Can't believe I missed the Greek EURO WIMB>>>>> they have 3 options
- 2 interviews in the bag.
- This robot who killed a guy, do we know whether there was intent? Ddid he have mens rear?
- The Greek PM has gone barmy, he doesn't want people to get mail from Africa.
- Ray Donovan - Season 3 Episode 1
- I've had to lay the hard word on a couple of people today
- Let's have a nice soft subject on Friday afternoon.
- Apparently, there was supposed to be a minute's silence at midday for these Tunisian people.
- mmmmmmm squares s&v
- Heatwavee
- The Only Won I Know
- What an awful day at work. Just got in and collapsed into the sofa. Whisky or red?
- Bad week for music: Chris Squire, Bruce Rowland,Val Doonican
- Bad tattoo part 233321
- Most people keep wine in their cellars - this German kept a Panzer tank
- Oh say can you see bla blah blah blah
- TCM+ST Et Elmos TCM+! wot a film
- Have a good 4th of July, Amerika!
- poldi
- f**k me. Two keepers wouldn't have saved that one.
- looooooool what a boy
- f**king boom
- We are building a team of winners and champions.
- alexis. badass. fvcking gangsta.
- not to belabor the obvious but I do like how it's all cold n **** down there. :southernhemisphere:
- in keeping with tradition in those parts I would now expect the gk to be bumped off. shouldve saved
- Copa America live stream for extra time, if anyone's bothered
- Alexis > Messi
- If anybody was planning to go and see William Tell for the nudity... don't.
- Meanwhile in America
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- Meh! It's not like the Greeks have ever given anything to the World . . .
- I feel like a really bad person holding off to book my car hire this weekend
- Has anyone been able to work out yet exactly what it is the Greeks are celebrating?
- We should replace Ospina with Hope Solo
- As a gesture of solidarity I had dinner in a Greek restaurant last night.
- I assume everyone is delighted at the BBC's avowal to remain impartial between UK and ISIL?
- So we signed the cheque!
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