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- Ironic that the Conservative and Unionist Party look like winning this because of a party who seek
- WTF's going on with Andrew Neil's hair... Does he have cancer or something ?
- Labour 1-0 - Sunderland '50 mins. Supermac you c**t
- Hope you all voted, let the fun begin
- f**king hell tory /dup rule for five years .
- Those Exit Poll numbers seem a bit off to me....
- Going to be a long night for Lib Dems
- Labour 2-0 f**k this what else is on? C'mon Bear Grylls
- If the SNP end up as 3rd biggest party, as the exit poll predicts, the first-past-the-post system
- tbf, they'd probably vote for a dog turd with a red rosette on it in Sunderland
- Bob Dylan is standing for the Tories in Sunderland?
- How many UKIP seats ?
- Bob Dylan looks a whole lot different to when i last saw him.
- Lib Dems
- Wrong Dhillon.
- In fairness, I wouldnt let Ed Balls play with my Etch-a-Sketch, never mind set monitary policy
- Dear God, Ed Balls on BBC 1
- An Australian trying to sit in parliament? GTFO!!
- OK English voting public: I don't like you and you don't like me, BUT...
- bad news for snp. bbc say labour doing well in edinburgh
- You gotta hand it to the Mackems.
- Nigel Farage doesn't sound too happy
- This is hard work trying to stay up watching this with work in the morning. Alright for Labour
- I think they'd be better off holding back the coverage until Friday morning. All this forecast
- Cheeky *******, she's old enough to be your daughter
- tories increased their vote $ in north swindon. good news
- Swindon North, Tories off the mark.
- Are the Monster Raving Loony Party still around ?
- Putney another seat for the Tories, comeback is on !!!
- Who the hell are TUSC?
- Kinnock says Tory surge (does 8 more seats count as a surge?) "unearned". Maybe. But he, his wife,
- Tories take Battersea, think they might actually do better than exit polls and get close to that ...
- Terrible night for Labour
- Lib dems finished as political force. well done clegg
- Wonder how the Pub Landlord will do?
- f**k off Galloway
- 1-3
- clegg surives. disgrace, man should resign
- Ed Balls!
- Shame the SNP didn't get 2 more seats. I wanted to see Alastair Campbell eat his kilt.
- tories and snp victors and lib dem and labour losers
- Wish I had more conviction and had put some money on this..............
- Ed ...cooeeeee
- From the Press Association.
- I hope this is the last we see of that slimy weasel Farage
- Next Labour leader? They'd be silly not to pick Chuka Umunna.
- The most distressing news of the night is that modd has revealed himself to be a socialist.
- Snp replaced lib dems as the thrid party now
- So of the last 6 Labour leaders who fought an election (Smith died before he could)
- Right.. So it looks like the Scots completely bottled it on the referendum vote
- Still, on the upside, I'm going to see Adam Buxton do Bug live
- How can the remaining constituencies be so slow to count? They need better KPIs imo
- Oh well. No job for me Awimb.
- First thing Cameron needs to do is redraw the electoral boundaries sharpish.
- Wow, so that was bloody depressing
- Al Murray 381 votes
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- Silver lining: the mansion tax has been banished.
- Nigel Forage loses his seat
- Farage gone
- A simplistic question perhaps.
- The worst part of when finally finding out is the realisation you have to actually
- So.... The referendum on the EU should be fun. GOod luck with that dave
- Farage is going to take a holiday and "consider" putting his name back in.
- I'm still not quite sure how labour managed to lose Scotchland so spectacularly
- Taxi for Clegg. Milliband is just ordering his own minicab...
- Taliban have killed Norwegian and Phillipine' ambassadors to Pakistan..
- Someone at the Arsenal needs to learn to write imo:
- I can just about see why Miliband should resign but Farage cooked his own goose and Clegg has been
- What is taking the renaming votes so long?
- Can't help but think that Awimb is overlooking the real issue here - among the new intake of MPs
- Time for a nice quiet pint then Nige
- Balls, Farage, Cable and Galloway. All gone.
- I find the election of Kinnock jr. one of the most disturbing results of this election. If we went
- It's Official. I am off to dance in the streets.
- Looking ahead to 2020. They won't actually let Boris lead them into that election, will they?
- Given Miliband, Clegg and Farage have gone why hasn't that awful Bennett woman resigned yet?
- Very disappointing time for Labour but there's one crumb of comfort in London
- Taxi for Peter Moores now too.
- If we leave the EU is it going to make it harder for us to buy **** european players?
- Well, good afternoon you horrible people. Cameron in, hey. If this place is a Barometer it was never
- Forced to sign Depay ? what i bloody odd thing to say and how to alienate a staff member
- Dave's having a meeting with HMQ. Quite an achievement for a lad from the
- First Clarkson now Farage. What a bad year it has been for the Daily Mail reader.
- The electorate is evil
- Anyone on here been to any of those CarFest thingy bobs?
- Did IpsosModdi get it right?
- "Working people"
- UK election data analysis at its best
- Well, nice to see not much changes. Be seeing, ya, heading out in the sunshine
- So according to Arse.com I've been successful in my registration for a Cup Final ticket
- Schneiderlin emerging as the first early target according to the press..
- you got to love politics
- FA Cup Final Ticket - Yeeeeeeeeeessssss 'Successful', I can't believe it!
- Well played Dave C
- Well we may have a c**t in number 10 for five years but at least i have managed to get tickets
- Now that’s all out the way will we be spared the insufferable smugness of people constantly
- Don't know if you're about, Sir C, but Owen has delivered his verdict.
- Cameron prposes English parliament for the English
- Right, much like Nige, Ed, Ed again, Douglas, the other Douglas and Nick
- Was it you Monty? Three women kidnap man, rape him and steal his semen
- Watching those SNP chaps applauding. A lot of them looked like the proclaimers.
- Anyway . . .
- Dave but Sam Cam
- Russell Brand is at it again.
- If you could get a topic banned on awimb what woud it be? I vote Russell Brand.
- C'mon you Claret and Blues!!!! What, what eh.
- On BEIN sports - reporting that Guardiola has verbally agreed to join Man City next season
- Come on Hull!!
- Moores gone
- Spurs finishing the season with a flourish
- well i wont be cheering the lads on from my plastic seat up in the gods and queuing for an
- On a side note (odd for an Arsenal board but w/e) Pleased that Jenkinson will be back and not sold.
- Is Mason (spurs) the unbookable? incredible how many fouls he commits without any yellows
- I imagine those Utd fans who ran on the pitch after their second goal are the same ones
- Sanogo not even on their bench? Should've sent him on loan to a championship club really,
- This Daley Blind blokes looks very ordinary from what I've seen of him.
- these monday games test the mental strength of awimb. need to find more topics.
- can we get some new smileys? perhaps some racially insensitive ones? who do I talk to about that?
- Listen... >>>>
- jeezusf**kingchrist i hate Man utd!
- QPR gone
- Anti-fascist groups are the new fascists.
- It's that time of year again! As the French open approaches Nadal's injuries miraculously disappear.
- Why am I even watching this game ffs
- Mourinho is such a joke - plays loftus cheek to show that he has faith in youth.....until he needs a
- Looks like we have most of the squad available tomorrow including Ramsey ==>
- wd The Plucky Scot
- Lawrenson hasn't shaved, has noncey specs on and appears to be wearing his pyjama top on MOTD2
- Spaced - all of series 2 on tonight on London Live from midnight.
- See that blair back in the media moaning away
- Interview with Jim Furnell
- Second Belgian soccer player dead in 2 weeks time of a heart attack.
- Guaranteed 4th at least Please can we now just avoid the stupid play-off
- Good morning Awimb.
- The Levellers were fantastic. i really needed that after last week.
- So, who is England's new coach going to be? I understand that Farbrace will take over for the NZ
- spurs fans just don't learn, have a look at this
- Mr egg and dart hasn't posted for three months. Has anyone had any other contact with him? He had
- Ok Awimb. What's the better option
- I hope everyone remembers to boo that mercenary, ungrateful c**t Flappyhandski tonight
- Pickles gone.
- Pietersen not gone, 101 not out.
- Now I'm all for ethnic diversity, but Dave's new cabinet seems to include at least two out and out
- E>U ReferendumWimb. As Awimb is regarded as voice of the people. Your Vote matters.
- Looks like our boy Nige is here to stay
- I fancy a gamble tonight...Any value bets?
- A little part of me likes to think that Redgunamu is actually incapable of talking without using
- The only question the ECB need to answer
- Team unchanged for the fifth game in a row for the first time since George was in charge.
- The usual early unpunished rotational fowling on Alexis.
- Good evening everyone. Reporting in, still alive. COYG
- That was pretty attritional stuff, wasn't it?
- Shelvey would be ok on a wet wednesday at Stoke. Cheap squad player
- Jack Wilshere
- Monty jinxed us by fake-slagging Flappyhandski
- Cant remember the last time i saw us this toothless. Our passing has been dreadful
- Bloody Flappy. Double save then another from Santi. Feo's shot weak, though.
- Always said that c**t would have an error in him. ********.
- Sell the lot of 'em, buy Fabianski back, imo.
- GET WENGER THE f**k OUT
- Ospina What a c**t.
- Knew that was gonna happen as soonas thecross went long but to them. Flappy would have saved it
- Same combination that cost us the game up there. This lot are a f**king jinx on us
- f**k me....we start crossing the ball and we only have a short arse in the box.
- $%$@^$%^# Technology.
- Wilshere has become the perfect Arsene player. Never ever shoots
- It's coming. We will win 1-0.
- Bringing Walcott on as a striker......Wish we had Sanogo tbh.
- The ball is just destined to not go in to their net
- Boring boring Swansea
- We are making fabianski look good everything straight at him.
- Give Walcott a raise on his 100K a week contract imo
- MU won't roll over like this bunch.
- Now to lose to united. If we finish fourth i am going to be f**king annoyed.
- Bloody unlucky, that's the way it goes sometimes.
- Be 4th yet again. Ensures we start slow and finish err 4th
- Walcott should NEVER play up front. EVER.
- Wilshire= lost pts
- Who the f**k plays in goal on the 30th? I reckon break both
- God only knows how we have managed to find a way to lose this game.
- We got our Arsenal and Awimb back
- Good point by Carragher. Why take Giroud off? Is welbeck still injured? No other option than theo?
- Can't wait to see Claude and Ty's views on ArsenalFanTV tonight..
- We can forget 2nd now, but we are still favourites for 3rd, with the added
- Any shots from outside the box? Cunch of bunts.
- Draw and win v Sunderland and W Brom, as long as we don't lose by 7-8 goals to Utd?
- Don't know why everyone's moaning. No-one gave a **** about 2nd, well we won't get it now.
- Next to Messi, above Aguero. What a man
- Claude on top form this evening
- tom brady. great player. despicable human being.
- back home from the game and calmed down now
- Fabianski
- United now a must not lose game.......
- I think people may have read a bit too much into our decent run of games and the Chelsea draw.
- Pietersons gone
- Good to see the goal line technology works. Though I imagine most of us thought we had just been
- 4th
- Theo looked good up top last night.
- It would be wrong to underestimate just how well Swansea played, tbh.
- So is the Chuka thread as far as awimb will go today?
- So Chuka Umunna's thrown his hat in the ring. Thus uncovering his tiny, shiny head and sticky-out
- Neg, two words.
- This leads me think we need a new striker next season.....
- I am flogging my old video games on ebay. ***FREE MONEY***
- Drugs, guitars and the hounds.
- Bye Bye Bayern
- Strat Pat Shack a Lack
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- Mike Dean on Sunday
- ooh game on! Only 3 more needed...
- Vermaelen european cup winner
- Pep saving the blood bags for next season.
- You won't believe this - the Libdems have recruited 10,000 new members since polling day
- I think I might turn back to my old Fash* ways
- Favourite Album covers wimb?
- Some soap dodging scroungng c**t at that levellers gig has given me a stinking cold
- 'ere, I've got some back of the lorry ipads and macs to sell... internet history seems to have a lot
- How the hell did Birdman win best film Oscar? Must have been a terrible year for film.
- Anyone else following the Guardian's live releasing of Prince Charles' so-called 'black spider'
- Growing up in the middle of London has made me a big wimp when it comes to animals.
- Well, I've done my bit to address the inequalities in our society.
- To change the rather depressing subject, Taramasalata: Yes or No?
- Fcuk of Ronaldo Get in Morata
- I assume I'm on my own tonight in wanting a Real win?
- I see that oily, self adoring ****er Ronaldo ran into the tunnel just to deny us the joy of seeing
- One of my most hated jobs - cutting all the grass around my house even though it's a lovely
- Oi Oi if lBarcelona win the CL they have to pay us an extra 4m for Vermalen
- So, the 'Black Spider' letters. What a remarkable fuss about f**k all.
- I see we are signing Gotze again.
- I have a new advert today, Hoodies.
- WTF were Manure think of when they let go of Pogba ?
- I'm going to go and explore my Celtic roots at an archery course here in a couple of weeks
- Has the **** measurer been back?
- Oh, come on! They're doing it on purpose now, surely?
- I've just been trying to watch a newish game show called Decimate but I can't f**king stand the
- Must say, I'm pleased this weazly little **** was sacked
- So goodbye then Mr Burns, Ned Flanders, Kent Brockman, Dr Julius Hibbert, Scratchy, Lenny, Rev.
- What a load of *******s this article is..............
- I will never book a small hotel or B&B in the UK ever again.
- You know what I'm sick of? Cunds going on about 'Mindfulness'
- So tonight I went out with a gentleman called Joe. His pseudonym is Skepta and he is from north
- I take it that I'm not the only won who suspects we're going to blow 3rd?
- Fash - check your PM in a couple of minutes
- B.B King gone.
- To those saying we need 4 points from 3 games: if we lose by 3/4 goals on Sunday we need to win both
- quite profetic
- The Rich character is confusing. Now he's hanging out with rappers. Sounds like an episode of
- So Chuka Umunna's removed his hat from the ring claiming not to be happy with the “added level of
- Sir C has gone dark on the subject of suckling pigs.
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