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So this bloke who sold fake bomb detectors to the army, isnt he a Peter Serafinowiz character? (17 replies)
What happened to basic manners and common decency? (2 replies)
They can stick it right up their hole: Arseblog (3 replies)
The solution to this camping dilemma is that to entertain myself I will go geared up like Rambo (11 replies)
I do like Mr. Klopp for a decent quote....... (0 replies)
Can't help but think the MEN have taken a liberty here with their player ratings (1 replies)
That Jim will Paint it bloke on Facebook.... (0 replies)
Cameron gets involved in the Suarez affair (11 replies)
Anywon else see the Joey Barton twitter comment about "the best player to have played in the prem" (11 replies)
I presume you have all noticed the large object laying out in front just below the waterline...? (46 replies)
Oh well, at least Gotze didn't go to another prem club. (3 replies)
I've made an incredible discovery (4 replies)
Chris Gayle - 100 off 30 balls in the IPL (12 replies)
Looks like I am going camping then (40 replies)
I don't know how you lot manage to build up so much knowledge of overseas players (36 replies)
Evra and Bitey Suarez have not put their differences behind them quite yet, it seems (15 replies)
Gotze gone to Munich confirmed by Dortmund ¤37m - his release clause (52 replies)
Much as it hurts, RvP made the correct decision when he left (30 replies)
Do not read this if not seen Broadchurch Ending. (2 replies)
Klopp makes a good point in fears over Bundesliga (0 replies)
Only winning a ****e league is a pretty poor season for the Mancs. (9 replies)
Bayern vs Barca first leg Tonight. Fancy a draw (2 replies)
Happy St Georges Day my fellow turks, palestinains, brits,syrians. jordans etc etc (2 replies)
Both Fergie and AW were not top managers then in the same way as say Guardiola and Mourinho are toda (2 replies)
I'm not sure what that were**** Evra's getting at here. (1 replies)
I'm done with mourning, we have to man-up and salute how RvP has taken MU to win yet another title. (3 replies)
seeing the limp wristed rapist celebrating yesterday I can hope we applaud him (0 replies)
Alex Song wants to come back (6 replies)
Any hows....Game of Thrones was fcuking excellent tonight! (8 replies)
I've been talking to Jesus ....... (0 replies)
all the united cocksuckers coming out on cue, I see. (1 replies)
the problem: we don't have anybody who's prepared to do some crazy de jong **** in these moments.s. (3 replies)
"He was sensational last year, but Arsène said he was better than I think after I'd done the deal... (1 replies)
my mom has kindly supplied a proverb: 'for the wicked flourish as the green bay tree.' (0 replies)
If AW did leave is there another Fergie type available that would improve our lot? (2 replies)
Gotze to Bayern, apparently (14 replies)
Oh dear, Chelsea fans in trouble "kissed Arsenal's badge while on loan at Gunners" (3 replies)
Maybe Fergie will field the women's team against us on Saturday. (1 replies)
that will be us......the day usmanov buys out stan, (13 replies)
"I think you'd struggle to find any Arsenal fan that isn't happy for RvP." (5 replies)
Can we get this straight. There is no obligation or even expectation that United be given a (8 replies)
While some of you lot are creaming yourself over fourth place (2 replies)
You lot are all f**king nuts. Last episode of Broadchurch and you watched that bunch of c**ts win (6 replies)
I'm actually glad we have to give them, and particularly RvP, the guard of honour. (1 replies)
Ennui...I can think of no other team that benefits in any other sport, played in any country ... (0 replies)
Arsene will be telling us to respect him in a few days time (10 replies)
BAGHEAD (2 replies)
Does Wenger get a bonus for helping Manure will the title? (4 replies)
Do we really have to do the honor guard thingy?...I'd rather we threw pizza at the c**ts in the (1 replies)
f**k off united, footymad, bombers, Alex ferguson, Kim kardashian and 71guns imo (6 replies)
Where was this van Persie guy when he played for us? (3 replies)
Van Persie : It is a great feeling. I have waited for sooooo long... finally it is here.. (6 replies)
Ferdinand being an attention seeking c**t as per, I see (2 replies)
Hard to argue with rvp's move for him. Hard to see why someone like Sagna would stay on tbh (2 replies)
I hope Wilshere plays next weekend. He'd be the only one not to throw himself over (1 replies)
Could've been worse.... (1 replies)
It all went wrong for Wenger after he sold Flamini...... (5 replies)
fair to say Van P was the difference in the league this season (1 replies)
This reminds me of the Gooner (0 replies)
So far managed to avoid RvP's goals (0 replies)
At least they can't win it at The Emirates! (0 replies)
What a truly disgusting bunch of scumbags... (0 replies)
Look at the c**t celebrating (0 replies)
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I would love to take a cricket bat to Rio Ferdinand's ugly boat. (0 replies)
I was coping pretty well then that utter pillock ferdinand put in an appearance (0 replies)
Just think, the likes of NICOSIA on here were saying it was good we sold him (3 replies)
We get a couple extra million for RVP when utd win league - maybe they'll present a cheque on sunday (2 replies)
A hat-trick against us next weekend will be an icing on the cake... (6 replies)
as it is moan u look just an average side. p'harps a bit better then us.. (11 replies)
Swansea v Chavs (0 replies)
To all those who think Giroud will come good (8 replies)
Nice to see everyone having a particularly teary wetty (5 replies)
We had to sell RVP cos we dont have rich Russkies like Abramovich (2 replies)
Another thing that pissed me off at the weekend was Wenger saying we looked jaded (2 replies)
rvp is so like giroud in front of goal...it's spooky (5 replies)
Excellent business for Mr Gazidis, Mr Kronke, Mr Ferguson and Mr Glazer. (6 replies)
At least we have no world class players to sell this year (7 replies)
just saw mu second goal. err.. good we sold 'im. (0 replies)
Suarez charged by the FA, they state 3 game ban clearly not sufficient. (13 replies)
Would anyone else agree that Ramsey has been our best player in the last month? (25 replies)
Arsene Wenger has GUTS !!! (0 replies)
Ugh what a charming woman (0 replies)
Guard of honour on Sunday. (13 replies)
I must say Tottenham winning yesterday was not in my script (16 replies)
Can we get "assisted by Arsenal" written on the league trophy? (3 replies)
I would suggest that our fans don't insult him on Sunday, an upset RvP could make us pay (11 replies)
SOLD FOR FOOTBALLING RAISINS (1 replies)
I will say, that was some spooky fast excellent police work to id and grab those bombers. (9 replies)
FOOTBALLING REASONS. (6 replies)
RvP = flat-track bully. He won't score against us on Sun (0 replies)
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Crap.....RvP scores a stunner. That will bring the c**ts out from under their rocks (0 replies)
Oh dear, he is practicing for our match on Sunday (0 replies)
I feel sick. (0 replies)
Do you guys get the show Preachers Daughters over there ? ....... (3 replies)
So,haven't been on for a while.What's the general feeling? 3rd? 4th? 5th? (17 replies)
Just missed this call on my phone (purposely) 00 33 6 18 75 12 11. Wtf (4 replies)
Yesterday evening I was in a restaurant when a man proposed to his partner (20 replies)
What is this ridicules Footymad thing that keeps coming up on AWIMB?! It would not be fair for me to (10 replies)
With no apparent irony or parody, Myles Palmer has called Adebayor a "slag" in his (2 replies)
Round 2 who would win in a fight. Wenger v Ferguson. (17 replies)
John Higgins seems to be heading out of world (2 replies)
Who would win in a fight? Adebayor or Robin van Persie. (10 replies)
Surely Suarez has mental health issues and thus should treated as a (10 replies)
American cops etc always have cool looking gear and cars. But these things I'm not so sure about. (8 replies)
Arsenal have lodged an appeal against Giroud's red card (10 replies)
This bloke's a bit familiar (1 replies)
Anyone see rob from arsenal fan tv on the boat trip? (4 replies)
Footymad can f**k the f**k off imo (10 replies)
Quite funny when the EU decided to punish (2 replies)
Google sucks (1 replies)
I'd never thought I'd see the day when a reputable poster - and a stern Thatcherite (11 replies)
So we could end the season with more points than any of the previous six seasons (19 replies)
it seems suarez is facing a potential 32 match ban. (7 replies)
I see we've appealed Giroud's red card, whilst he did slip (2 replies)
So with our improved defence. if we had a striker say named (3 replies)
I haven't seen very much football this season, but on a couple of occasions (26 replies)
Due to various circumstances today's lunch was a amalgamation of leftovers from the weekend (15 replies)
Arse and Chelsea finish on 71 points Tottenham on 68. FACT (43 replies)
You can ***c off ANR, gave up reading your trash a long time (8 replies)
I can't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve the slagging we have received (79 replies)
We could finish the season with the best defensive record in the premier league (32 replies)
Have we appealed Giroud's red card yet? (8 replies)
Video of drunk gooners after fulham game (4 replies)
If United come to Emirates as Champions and we beat them. We is becoming the champions innit. (6 replies)
Oi! Barry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (4 replies)
Another great peformance by Lauren (14 replies)
Quite a unique situation, isn't it? At this late stage for all 3 clubs to be able to say it is in (21 replies)
Did i hear right on 606? 2 red scousers defending Suarez. One claimed 'simulated biting' and the (15 replies)
It's got to be said that shooting yourself in the throat is an interesting shout. (9 replies)
Looking at the draw, I can't help thinking Chelsea is the one we have to beat for top 4. (8 replies)
NBC in America are televising every single Premier League game next season (8 replies)
Arsene Wenger league finishes since he took over (6 replies)
Will Aaron Ramsey ever score a goal again? (4 replies)
The big question, £22m for Suarez, do you say si or no? (0 replies)
Next four games have worked in our favour (33 replies)
Objectively speaking , Spurs deserve a top 4 finish. (7 replies)
So Vinny Jones is feted for roughly fondling Paul Gascoigne's gentleman's area, but Luis Suarez is (24 replies)
The moral in English football went down the drain when Thatcher left Downing Street. (8 replies)
I've disliked Suarez massively ever since the Ghana game (24 replies)
I might have to go camping (7 replies)
That Tyson Fury KO was very very strange imo. (7 replies)
Will 70 points be enough? (16 replies)
Suarez has a supporter tonight (9 replies)
Do you think we deserved the title this season? (21 replies)
doubt that. their want to win it at home and start enjoying (5 replies)
I was complaining about it being a boring news period a few weeks ago. (7 replies)
lolz (0 replies)
The thing I found most incredible about Suarez (3 replies)
RIP Chrissie Amphlett. Fantastic Aussie Rock Singer (1 replies)
Any reason why Tyson is also following Podolski? (0 replies)
A la Carte menu Chez Suarez (2 replies)
How the press works... (1 replies)
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Another uplifting and inspiring story in the news today.... (3 replies)
Double murder in Boston today >>>> (2 replies)
when life gets you down ayewimb>>>>>>>>>>>>> (1 replies)
arghh, how did we miss Bacary Lasagne in the thread below (4 replies)
You have to love that Dortmund tifo, excellent stuff (3 replies)
Just heard, no card for Surez (4 replies)
Spurs have to travel to Wigan, Chelsea and face Di Canio's improved Sunderland (7 replies)
Fowler, le Saux twitter row (5 replies)
Suarez to issue an apology tonight, is that it then? Would that be enough for the FA? (5 replies)
I do love Suarez suddenly faking an injury (0 replies)
The more I watch BiteRage the more it gets funnier (1 replies)
Is it true that Mike Tyson is now following Suarez on Twitter (3 replies)
That RAWK twitter feed is good at the moment.>> (5 replies)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (4 replies)
Clearer view of Suarez bite (2 replies)
Have we posted videos today of Pepe kicking the **** out of this c**t in blue yet? (5 replies)
Italian football is boring, I feel better now (0 replies)
ooh, wow! jogi loew lined up as wenger's successor. I can get with that. (2 replies)
Players on the Suarez menu: Kieran Giblets. (19 replies)
suarez is a f**king legend! (19 replies)
protective gear. (0 replies)
So, was it a proper bite or just something that's been blown out of all proportion? (3 replies)
So to sum up: Serbian speciality served by a Spanish waiter to an Uruguayan werewolf (0 replies)
Russians and scum game on 8th could decide 4th (5 replies)
Dinner is Serbed. (0 replies)
From twitter: At least Suarez has now tasted Champions League success. (0 replies)
Us and man united from last ten games each have 25 (3 replies)
Are there any cannibal tribes indigenous to Uruguay? (10 replies)
Jamie Carragher seemed a very angry man today (0 replies)
f**kin city ********s (8 replies)
Mike Tyson (3 replies)
Amazed that the waiter keep chopping and changing (0 replies)
If wigan beat scum and we beat mancs we be five clear (4 replies)
This is Russians fixture list (2 replies)
from RAWK (1 replies)
Those two cuts still have to play each other (7 replies)
From RAWK (7 replies)
Minutes silence at Anfield followed by "Grace" (5 replies)
guard of honour (5 replies)
So even if we lose to ManU, still in our hands if our goal difference is better than Chelsea... (3 replies)
How did Surez remain on the pitch?! (6 replies)
It was just a matter of time I suppose.. (7 replies)
So all in all its been not too shabby a weekend results wise... (5 replies)
Man city were pathetic last 20 mintues at scum (0 replies)
What a c**t day this could turn out to be (2 replies)
Modd's coming back now. (2 replies)
Liverpool really should have won that game (0 replies)
has ivanovich been interviewed yet? (9 replies)
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Where's modd? (5 replies)
"Luis Suárez praised by Liverpool manager for his 'amazing appetite'" (5 replies)
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some **** phoning radio5.. it might only be a simulated bite and is asking to see teeth marks (1 replies)
Rafa didnt see anything haha have that you chav c**ts (3 replies)
piss poor interviews from both managers (1 replies)
Man city should have had a pen at the scum (0 replies)
Rodgers: 'What about that elbow from Torres...that looked pretty bad'. (5 replies)
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At least we are consistent (1 replies)
Take that you russians c**t. (4 replies)
He's a f**king dangerous animal (3 replies)
That took a bite out of Chelsea 's chances for 4th (1 replies)
That's strike two for Suarez. Strike three will surely result in a chunk of ear being devoured. (1 replies)
Is Luis (bite me) Suarez really a vampire? (1 replies)
looooooooooooooool (4 replies)
We've had it, these ****s were supposed to be both dropping points today. Whereas we are (6 replies)
LOL It's like a funeral in the SS1 studio. (0 replies)
The press are really gonna get their teeth into this one. (1 replies)
What round do we enter the Europa League? (1 replies)
Luuuuuisssssss (0 replies)
Last time you will see him in a Liverpool top. Welcome to Madrid (0 replies)
Zombie Suarez strikes back..... (0 replies)
Arm biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (0 replies)
FANTASTIC (0 replies)
ha-ha-ha (0 replies)
LOOOOOOOOL SUPERB (0 replies)
Keep on biting!!! (0 replies)
Is Benitez the difference? (0 replies)
He's done it before it seems (1 replies)
View no:2 Looks like a zombie attack n **** (4 replies)
come on you useless scouse c**ts (0 replies)
Useless c**t Shelvey (0 replies)
Shelvey you dickhead! (0 replies)
nom nom nom (0 replies)
Don't you know that in Uruguay biting is a sign of affection? (1 replies)
And why do yous find that funny? (2 replies)
Oi! 'Twas just à nibble. (1 replies)
p.s. on the subject of Suarez.. can't believe his dad is a steward at fulham (0 replies)
Suarez has previous for it as well (1 replies)
looooooooooool f**king hamster (2 replies)
Did he get booked? (0 replies)
Here's the biting Gif The censored version anyway (6 replies)
Carragher should worry more about defending than trying to be the ref (0 replies)
M.E.N.T.A.L Surely a lengthy ban (1 replies)