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- They've released a pic of the co-pilot chappie sitting next to Golden Gate Bridge.
- Whoa, there! What's wrong with dressing gowns? Dressing gowns are - if anything - the single finest
- If you were the type of person to fly a plane full of people into the ground.
- My gilfriend's cousin is currently holidaying in Columbia and has posted a video on his Facebook
- FALCAO IN SCORCHING FORM!!! against Bahrain...
- Monty - I said I'd get back to you on the question of pleasure derived from the misfortunes of
- I can't be bothered to watch this Cameron v Miliband nonsense - just another American import we can
- Giroud and Kos subs for France and Gabriel for Brazil - live on ITV4 - lets hope they don't come on!
- One striking bit of news today imo was..British state 'involved in mass murder on British so
- Someone mentioned 'Cultural Marxism' on here today. Just fyi, it's an oxymoron and refers to "any
- The Cameron v Milliband debate would have been far better if the public weren't involved
- This spinning CD is for some reason quite hypnotic imo
- I thought Reus was good but read down and see his goals to matches ratio
- Everyone in the office has become a psychologist over this pilot chap.
- WindowsWimb, Still got Vista. Go to cheap 7 or what?
- So the Prince Charles letters thing could be quite fun imo.
- Just watched 'Inside Number 9' for the first time - was very good
- Do they eat a lot of gigantes or favas in Larnaca?I'm a bit worried by thei Municipal Wind Orchestra
- Get ready to be surprised
- Forget lunch what's for dinner?
- No Skrtel, wow! This means we wom't be letting in goals from the
- New Zealand vs Austrlalia
- Ashberto: I wasn’t advocating positive discrimination. I was asking why someone who objects to
- Hard not to love this pic
- Watching Masterchef last night, I saw some Australian woman put what looked the nastiest dish on a
- I casually mentioned at work I don't own a microwave and people appear to be shocked
- Anyone know what the smiley >.< might mean in an email?
- Liverpool now without Sturridge, Skrtel and Gerrard
- Shall I
- Gentlemen. Let's discuss dinner wear to ensure we're all on freek with this ****.
- Following Germanwings thread below, a little bird tells me Marve's honeymoon flight is on Malaysian
- When Welbz does that for us, it never sits up nicely for a tap in. Great nutmeg, though.
- Is Harry f**king Kane, the England messiah on yet
- So now we know the PC brigade have blood on their hands over the Germanwings disaster.
- RIP Welbz
- Amanda Knox is innocent
- Not for me, Clive. NTTAWWTOC
- Will Russia invade Montenegro?
- shefflid united losing bagheed
- The ancient Greeks knew a thing or two when it came to dealing with murderous publicity-seekers.
- Great header by Ramsey
- He's one of our own
- fifa ultimate team
- Good evening. Welcome to the night shift.
- That Harry Cane is another spud retard, told a spud mate at the golf club today
- Ramsey subbed with a groin injury?
- He's showing no effects of the stabbing...great line from boxing commentary
- Neg, do you know this place? was there for lunch but the area was covered by billions of cyclists
- Tonight is the hate game. We're going to destroy the Cyprus scum
- What are Monaco gonna do with Falcao next season? No one is gonna offer his wages after his shocking
- Yeah f**king have some of that Taffy
- Bale to the Arsenal say I.
- BST coming.........
- Come on North Ferriby!! (I was born there)
- Quality.
- Here is the root of our problems with Iran.
- Great first half for Ozil (Georgia v Germany) - Scholes does not like this
- So how was everyone's first day of British Summer Time?
- Just Welbeck and Ramsey injured in this International break, so far
- I've just bit 450 for one bike and 550 for another on ebay..i seem to be winning each auction BUT
- So I was watching that Steven Hawking fillum yesterday when who should turn up all of a sudden
- Superking size bed ordered Genuinely life-altering
- JobinterviewWimb. Have you ever been asked any ridicules questions during a job interview?
- GBP vs the Euro
- Did no one else bake any pax cakes yesterday ? heathens imo
- OK Awimb Brain boxes, Here are some of the more unusual questions asked by different places.
- Leave it out, darling.
- Finished watching Breaking Bad last night. I think my favourite bit was the
- Talking about missing Awimbers... What happened to The Strood?
- Not quite sure how Eric Ollerenshaw made it to Number 18, tbh.
- HELP I've just found out that Wiziwig has closed down. Can anyone please
- Underrated things in football: Overarm throws by goalkeepers to launch counter attacks
- If this wasn't real I would have thought this to be a comedy sketch.
- I know the NHS is not perfect but after 3 days in Belgrade
- Walking Dead season finale tonight
- Polital correctness gone nuts.
- White House extreme political correctness.
- Things that feel British but are not.
- I always have a laugh when I read about some rookie Balkan boy deciding whether to choose between
- ******* TOP 10 MISSING AWIMBERS *********
- 14 Years
- I'm terrified of what the Labour Party will do to the UK. Miliband cannot really be considered a
- Great performance from Jenks. FFS Wenger drag him back
- Still no news on Welbeck's injury on Arse.com. f**king international breaks
- Ramsey
- This may well be the most profoundly depressing election for some time
- Diaby back in full training
- How exciting, new floodlights at The Emirates next season
- Phil Jones clearly not getting the joke*
- Post interview over analysis. Good sign?
- I'd have thought the Police would be doing these chaps for reckless driving...
- Anyone watch the Louis Theroux mental asylum second parter? Quite good viewing.
- So J..ive been offered an outstanding investment..so they says..2 bedroom flat ..halifax..75k ??!
- Madonna signing her Tidal "contract" with one leg up on the table. What is it with her where she
- This is possibly the most odd, self-indulgent, narcissistic article I've read this year
- I think I will be running off with Lana Del Ray. She does not know it yet but she is top of my
- Top Ten Things I Don't Like.
- Mass on Easter Sunday morning.
- that harry kane is a weird looking ugly fella isnt he ? sort of like a mask..like nicholas cage
- They want to meet me tomorrow
- Oh how I want us not to lose to Liverpool on Saturday more than ever now
- Ssh! AW's secrets revealed.
- The Russians have just invaded the Kazakhstan half.
- Harry Kane
- Looks like Gibbs & Walcott getting a start tonight for Ingerland. For gawd sake don't get injured
- There's a ruddy typhoid blowing out there Rodders
- I can foresee a scenario where Balotelli gets sent off after two minutes.
- Sheet!
- f**k me.....Phil Jones got mugged off there
- British ref keen to book Belgian players
- You know it's Easter - All hail the resurrection of Diaby...
- Nigerian president gone. Badluck Goodluck
- What a dismal performance, not using Walcott properly at all with that shape :duh:
- Just as I switch on, Gibbs misses and Feo comes off. How have they played? BBC text says Walcott
- *******s. Shouldn't have switched on.
- What a belter of a goal - should put a cheeky offer in for him in the summer
- Easter has been cancelled, they found the body.
- hell yes. we got harry kane. get whatshisface in next. bale.
- British ref sends off Kompster
- Obvious April fools joke on Beeb Sport.
- Roy seems to get very agitated and anxious during a friendly game.
- Further to yesterday's thread about TIDAL
- Financial Fair play in action
- Given his reputation as a granny-diddling neanderthal, Wayne Rooney
- What is the point of Fabian Delph?
- A lot of talk about Walcotts performance, Hodgeson is a right mug for playing him out of position.
- PlumbingWimb. I had to turn off the water to install the new sink this past weekend.
- All looking a bit grim for Clegg, latest Ashcroft poll says he'll lose his seat
- Would it be petty of me to harbour resentment towards Giroud for fist-pumping the Monaco goalkeeper
- The Philippines has got a rebel movement called MILF
- The f**king noises old c**ts make when and after eating
- Will he go or will he stay?
- has anyone ever used one of these dodgy ticket tout websites successfully?
- The very best thing about an early morning flight?
- What's all this f**king bull****? >>
- Sterling "flattered" by Arsenal links
- Bloody hell! I just twigged! The "Diaby played 45 minutes" was an April Fool!
- So Diaby played a game of football yesterday....
- Arsene or Aristotle......
- Why does everyone up north seem to think that wearing sunglasses when it's not boiling hot is odd?
- Looks like Welbz will be out on Saturday. Ozil on the right/left or will he actually start Walcott?
- Morning Awimb.
- I discovered tea towels in our pile of ironing this morning
- Bloody AA..just realised they auto renew ! 127.50! they must have taken it last year without
- After a few years* I will flog the little Fiat and get something new.
- I thought April fools was yesterday?
- trying to interpret AW on Diaby it seems as if
- Are the FA really so stupid as to think that increasing the homegrown player quota will win England
- Liverpool's cheating over withdrawing players from international duty this week has been the most
- If we win on Saturday and other results go our way we could hit 2nd and be 9 points clear of
- Just had a letter from Mr Sky telling me that it'll now cost an extra fiver a month
- Thunderbirds Are Go!
- Early 90s music, sounded like it was recorded in a forest? was the band anyone?
- Any of that got standby on your semi final ballot might get lucky as not yet sold out
- TV Party Leader Debate - A Synopsis:
- I know I do this every week but f**k it. If you were as pissed as me >>>
- Giroud wins player of the month, preventing Kane becoming first player to win 3 in a row.
- Would be great if Brentford got promoted.
- Wenger wins Manager of the month. That's buggered tomorrow then
- View on the tv election debate last night
- Anyone need an invite for a OnePlus One?
- Is everyone out getting crucified?
- Just a reminder about scousers >>
- Winning every available trophy guaranteed in a couple of seasons.
- I have to laugh at my dog's antics sometimes. I have a barometer in the hall
- I know you hate my music but can you please vote for me here out of love for my personality? >>>
- I got Ja-Roo, Alexis Alexis and the Welsh Jesus as goal scorers this afternoon
- Morning ladies - I'm in Tenerife keeping the boy occupied - live stream Anyone?
- So for every god we nail to a tree we get a day off work?
- dirka dirka mohammed jihadi
- Team news
- Coquelin really looks the part.
- Toure is utter gash
- The opening is reminding me of that champions league quarter final at Anfield in 2008
- Is our left back having the day off ?
- f**k me, what a let off
- Need some pace up front...
- Arsenal home fans must be sleeping off their hangovers judging by how quiet it is in the Emirates..
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- Bollox...... I put Bellerin on the bench
- Ramsey offering almost no protection for Bellerin. Might as well have Theo on the right.
- Bellerin!!!!!!! what a cracker....
- Get the f**k f**king IN
- I want his catalan cock
- Sanchezzzzzzzzz!!!!
- WHAT A GOAL. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!
- 3-0 WOW FIVE PLEASE
- Is there any more edifying sound than Michael Owen trying to keep his own bile down?
- f**king orgasmmmmmmm I'm cum on all you lot
- Mesut!
- May 24th title 6pm emirates will be dancing
- Goals
- HECTOR!!!!
- Liverpool sucks!
- Wenger OUT!
- Surely they'd be better off saving Sturridge for the cup replay?
- Lol f**king BT Sport bias. Liverpool should be winning! f**k off Owen and McSpackerman. Go Wrighty!
- Liverpool will be midtable team next few years
- Blaming Mignolet on the Sanchez goal is f**king harsh. It swerved and was practically past him
- Come on Ramsey ffs.
- Flamini rakes his studs down Allen's shin/ankle within 50 seconds of coming on to the pitch
- "Liverpool fans not renowned for giving too much stick to their players" Just death threats instead
- Flamini is such a cretin. f**king imbecile.
- Bellerin is lucky he's not sent off there
- That fella smoking a cigar in the crowd
- Wake up call.
- lucky pushing and shoving c**ts
- Awful ref. Bald c**t!!!
- bald headed ref c**t
- Poor from the keeper there.
- Anthony Taylor
- Ah yes. Referee now giving Liverpool the help they need.
- Seriously, this ref is diabolical.
- FFS ref, you're a joke
- Oooh lovely move there - unlucky Santi...
- Coquelin's stats for this game are going to be insane. GIROUD!!!
- No Squirtle and Can against Blackburn What a bunch of morons.
- Oh, my God.
- Nice one Giroud...
- I'll suck him off any day of the week
- nice one Wenger, wipe that on Bretans sleeve lol!
- Great win, good performance.
- Fantastic win - What a nice way to get the Easter weekend going...
- I'm going to give Lineker a money shot on my telly tonight when MOTD is on imo.
- We going to be champions on May 24th
- "Can isn't that type of player. It's a lovely pitch here but it's a bit greasy and slippy" Hahaha
- See below.
- Rodgers should accept defeat with grace
- Brenton's post match comments.... "There was nothing in it and Arsenal got lucky"
- I would be disappointed if we finished 4th now #GroupStages #yee #haa
- I can't believe that this is just a coincidence.
- Well this humble pie tastes very good ....
- My second favorite part about Ozil's free kick? Giroud in the replays busting his gut
- I am struggling to find negatives from today's game but surely the Ramsey substitution was delayed
- Sanchez on 20 goals now.
- With an emphatic win like that I bet we're not first on MOTD tonight
- 9 points clear of Liverpool, 10 clear of Southanpton. Millionth year of CL football coming up.
- Deluded scouser spoof
- POTD on RAWK.
- Wenger out, anyone?
- Costa has done his hamstring
- It may well be true that, at this moment in time, we are not in the title race. But these are the
- Just seen Owen said Sterling was better than Ozil. New levels of ****e there
- Jesus f**king Christ
- That Loic Remy bloke is really getting on my nerves now. That's
- Wenger out imo no improvment 63 points at 31 games same as last year, 1 point further
- St. Tott's is getting closer
- At the risk of sounding like Nic: Is the press going to count the sending offs under Rodgers soon?
- Super Hector and his piece of individual magic gave us an almightly
- This Bellerin fella has broken Theo's 40 mtr sprint record apparently.. How about that! Anyway, we
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