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- So. Reading it is, then.
- Series 5 - Episode 14 of The Walking Dead
- One other thing on our side tonight. We have no pressure at all imo
- It's not jinxing if you anonymously say it in a poll, right?
- Lets hope there is some complacency in the Monaco ranks tonight being 3-1 up.
- Steve Williams: An apology
- Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and
- Surely the sticky has served its purpose and can now f**k off?
- What's all this "we'll do it:" *******s? Arsenal have been doing this every
- The moddtopus has declared the tribble ours and that be good enuogh for me
- Following the 'Middle class' bit below, have you been socailly mobile?
- I've not had a coffee for a week or so now. This week I've started on Green Tea
- Yorkshire First - the voice for Yorkshire.
- Nobody wants to see that sort of thing in a match (yes we do)
- wd The Daily Mash
- Agus anois, la feile padraig shona daoibh.
- Ooh...just read down the board and saw Jorge calling Sir C an arriviste! You do realise J, that
- Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips.
- Love these away trips....here's the official line up live at the Parc des Princes
- So apparently, gay men Dolce & Gabbana don't like the idea of gay people having IVF babies and
- I'm currently giving Eastbound and Down another watch, it's pretty great
- That Aussie boxer who died
- So 'Pikey' is OK, apparently. Can't say I really understand the rules anymore, tbh.
- Of course, even those who hold out no hope tonight expect a heroic failure.
- Speaking of matters of the environment, does anyone else bother separating their
- I must be getting old. The junkmail in the post has changed.
- Its soooo obvious we are going to win
- What is the strategy to be, go all out or sit back & wait & get them on the counter attack?
- Wenger out!
- dead nazi **** reincarnated.
- Remember we created a lot of chances against them in the first leg, all we need tonight is more of
- Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ozil, Welbeck, Alexis, Giroud
- Heskey starts then ..
- Must be celebtime. Bumped into James Martin today and a hairy biker yesterday.
- Rambo looked like the player of the 1st half of last season on Sat. So we drop him. Insane.
- Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud
- Here's some extremely camp Swedish eurovision sign language as a pre match warm up.
- How about a prediction? I'll go for 0-2
- I though Andy Townesnd was Finnish.
- Almost TPT folks, Toilet Paper Time. Set your sphincter to pulsate, as Arsenal are in action!
- I've seen better starts from us, it has to be said. Usual big game jitters getting to us.
- We're getting closer.....
- W're too nervous. Everything almost but not quite.
- They are not bad this lot. Scoring three here would be some achievement
- Ref is a c**t. Really pissing me off.
- Have I been in a coma for the last 10 years? Where did this conscious touch business come in?
- Townsend wants is to win. Anytime we break you
- Have it.
- It's on
- BELIEVE
- Olly. You fighter.
- Thoroughly deserved, that. Well played lads. Good lad, ollie, weaker foot
- Good finish
- Brilliant finish. Love the way he went to hold his quiff until he realised it was still on.
- Unlucky Welbz
- Get one more be half time lads they'll **** their pants
- Kevin Campbell looks lively just his touch not great at times
- That is f**kin dreadful by the referee
- Oh....he's one of those foreigners
- Yeah, i really dont like this ref at all. Bit of a c**t
- Ffs :o
- Going to plan.
- OZIL
- Too pedestrian. We'll never score 3.
- Wellbeck is a bit **** in a lot of ways. He shouldnt be
- Ok ref, lets see you do that throughout the game you c**t
- #Coqblock we really owe it to him to get a solid partner next season.
- I want us to exit in a dignified manner tonight. Good performance, win but get the hell outta the CL
- Played well, Ozil + shirt =
- Alan....... drives a **** car.
- I woul;dn't have started Wellbeck ... shows what I know as he's been ace.
- Half times seen shorter than they used to be.
- Very unlucky not to be further ahead. Excellent half. One more goal and it all changes
- Scholes is stupider than Townsend.
- Paul Scholes: How can a genius footballer be such a cretinous c**t of a human?
- This ref is such a f**king homer. c**t.
- What a horrible chant
- Scholes really hates Arsenal
- If Ox hadn't scored in the last tie, we wouldn't have been pushing for a 2nd, and would only need 1
- When do we sling Per up front?
- SHOOT YOU c**t!!!!
- Over elebriative sometimes.
- Has to be said, ozil has been considerably less than superb. So many good
- Pity we don't have Ox, Serge or TR7 to bring on at full back. Hector's done well, but imagine if
- he's leaving Nemo on for the full 90 innit
- Should have taken of Hector and shuffled Welbz or Santi at RB.
- Shots from outside the box?
- Backpass for days
- Ref is becoming a bigger c**t as the game goes on.
- Palputations kicking in.
- COME ON
- Come on!
- f**k off you c**ts!!!!!
- f**k me
- B E L I E V E
- GET IN RAMBO - I told you he should have started
- Should points out.....it doesn't matter if they score now....we still need a third.
- Not sure whether it has been mentioned but the referee is a c**t
- :(
- What a monumental f**k-up. We will learn from this.
- Bono can just f**k right off as well.
- It's not going to happen
- Good try but
- so when do we lynch Nemo?
- f**k off Ozil
- I am knackered after that. And annoyed but good I hate this competition.
- So that Ox goal was a curse. (Though if we hadn't conceded the 3rd it would have been tie winning.)
- That could f**k our season we wil be knackered at the weekend & all
- f**k it we'd have lost to Bayern, Barca, Real etc so whatever.
- Congratulations Monaco you have won the right to be smashed to pieces
- the only hope would've been for that koscielny chance to have gone in.
- Crap. That stupid third goal at home. We knew when it went in...
- Anyway, 2nd and the cup is still a very good season
- WE ARE LIKE BASLE? ......f**k off
- Slightly annoyed by the Walcott subsitution. I think he touched the ball twice at the most.
- Afraid Arsene is jinxed never to win this trophy
- I always fancy the away side in penalty shootouts
- I have to say that I was more than a little bit underwhelmed by Monaco over the two legs.
- What a crushing result for Arsene. Just not meant to be. I've never seen him quite so disappointed
- Another in a long list of ultimately meaningless pyrrhic victories. Big deal, we're only
- I thought tonight was a fantastic effort, well done Arsene and Arsenal
- If we win at Newcastle this weekend I'll be a happy bunny despite our exit. The way we played keeps
- Glorious failure once again....
- How on earth did we concede 3 goals at home from this team???
- We really need that Liverpool v Manu game to be dirty as possible, sendings off galore.
- I can see us thrashing Madrid or Barcelona 4-0 at this stage next season.
- Was Monreal injured? Can't think of any reason to bring on Gibbs on when chasing a 3rd goal....
- I keep getting slated but AW just won't get us into CL contention
- I remember when we did our first Wenger double an old Newcaste geezer with tears in his eyes when we
- T|ease Me
- Watching Cazorla and Ozil is a joy.
- The F.A. Cup is there for the taking. I hope we don't blow it.
- WOULDVE left #coqblock on and swapped Nemo for Ramsey
- Think that Monaco CB, Abdenour, could do a job in the PL
- Would this be a season of failure or success if we win the FA Cup and finish in the top 3?
- Isn't NewsBeat supposed to be for the younger audience? >>>>
- Would it be fair to say on current form Monreal is probably the best
- Well, that was all a colossal waste of time and energy, wasn't it?
- Why does Ozil get so much criticism from scholes? I thought he was one of our best players last
- If City go out tonight we must be getting rather close to losing the 4th place trophy?
- The predictable response that the third goal at the emirates f**ked us
- Who, I repeat who, was that complete tosser hosting the ITV coverage
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- Apart from all the other stuff. Ramsey is looking good. Like Ramsey of last season
- Anyone else notice that in the pre-match montage of Arsenal players looking crestfallen after all
- I have to say, not for the first time, I was impressed with Jardim. Now he's gone all Mark Hughes
- I honestly think we would've got the goal if we'd been able to put Sanogo on instead of Gibbs.
- OK. Have you all finished now?
- Where will we finish in the league?
- I found myself watching video after video on Youtube last night. and home how managed to stumble
- The important issue of last night.
- BudgetWIMB. Does anyone else find this strangely arousing?
- So let me get this straight, if Charlie is right, the following scenario is offside:
- What sort of snooping software is Linkedin using?
- Looking forward to buying my first Dolce and Gabbana suit!
- Women you find yourself strangely attracted to
- Speaking of dwarfs, I have to be careful what I say about his chap, as he lives down the road from
- Why am I amused that I have just been emailed by a Kat Bone?
- Sort of expected to see a flood of criticism of ozil today but apparently not
- Brilliant. Pension relief slashed.
- I'm getting so boring. I am considering buying one of those Dremel multi tools
- While out walking this lunchtime I found myself trapped in an alley among a cluster of Polish nuns.
- Hmm, a first time buyer's ISA.
- Old Skool Pole: What to do? I had many Stellas and 2 bottles of wine
- Today, in the gym, I heard a white man and an asian man share a racialist joke
- Scholes wanted Ozil substituted at half-time. Dixon agreed.
- I like he fact there is no reference to the eyewitness's attire
- Pizza for me. Proper pizza, from a converted 20' container.
- f**king vegetarian c**ts!
- I'm now thinking of cooking a mixed grill for dinner. Is this madness?
- Ozil Responds To Criticism Over Half-Time Shirt Swap
- RIP Shaw Taylor....
- City gone
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- One isn't really permitted to tackle Barcelona is one.
- Now that all of the premiership dross is out, we can sit back and enjoy the rest of the CL
- I can't be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish if we established that Clive Tiddly was talking
- I fear Mr Pellogreeny will soon be scrutinising the decor of the Job-Centre
- I cant be bothered to scroll down. Did we establish that Clive Tyldesley was talking out of his
- Happy Persian New Year to you all!
- Had we won yesterday I believe we would have suffered the same fate as Man. City eventually.
- Ozil reminds me of Larry Bird and Obama.
- friend of mine spending a long weekend at Indian Wells. jealous af.
- Is this some kind of joke?
- Blimey, just reading about the real life death of "Prospect" from Sons of Anarchy.
- Messi must be close to being priceless, musn't he? Would they sell him for 200m? 500m?
- I have nothing to ask Awimb today.
- dentist post
- I thought pollution was supposed to happen when it's hot?
- speaking of financial matters, we still need investors for our movie. $50k, we'll give you pricks a
- Andros Townsend in the England squad #epicbantz from Roy
- Right, modd's decided he doesn't need our help so you can quit PMing me.
- Afternoon AWIMB. I was meaning to tell all of you wrinklies that I spent the weekend at Butlins.
- That was rather impressive from Joe Hart last night.
- I'm just waiting for the postal order to come through from Curly then I will contribute
- Centre Parcs are like a middle class prison camp
- PLEASE DON,T DO THIS sticky
- Right chaps. This is our opportunity to act as a community.
- Tooth update sorry to bore people to tears
- PLEASE END THis sticky for me now. I don,t need money
- Shouldn't laugh but
- I have a quid
- Does anyone else need a few quid?
- Dates for fa cup semi final and sunderland game been set up
- oklahoma legislature passing sharia law to get around gay federal mandates
- Klopp...klopp.klopp...out the copp....
- One more thread on arsenal and champions league
- That's some goal out in Kyiv.
- Aw, poor old Parma. Officially bankrupt now
- Should we take a moment to remind ourselves of the genius of Ronnie and the boys?
- I'd chip in on the modd fund.
- The origin of the anus
- Jagielka. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. What a thorough mug of an overhead kick!
- How will I know when the eclipse will happen? Will it get slightly more darker in London than it is
- f**k me. Trevor Philips pretty much took down multiculturalism tonight.
- No excuses this weekend, have a multitude of injures/suspensions
- Sentences you don't expect to read in a press release
- I am confused, according to the email from Arsenal re the semifinal tickets
- Help. I need to write a 'comedic insult' for my mate getting married
- I'm coming round to the fact that Veep is better than The Thick of It
- We got Juve.
- Stunning photo of the eclipse
- mmmm chicken donner for lunch..lovely it was! well doner istanbul kebabs imo
- Even a humble thread about NB52 turns into all out war between
- Note to the haters -players still in European competition...
- I must say I am enjoying watching the Guardian squirming after Trevor Phillips doc. They badly want
- They've got some wonderful Joe Hart gifs over on Redcafe
- Speaking of pissing on chips. I might as well have. I recently found a decent chip shop
- Theo is FAR better than Welbeck. That is all.
- Sitting on the M11. Closed due to an accident. Expected to open at 7.
- Favourite international crisps? My entry is
- Least favourite crisp flavour?
- Worried about Martinez going to Rotherham. Isn't he in danger of being groomed?
- Everyone's gone to the moon.
- Foods you really like but you don't have often for some reason. For me the Croque Madame or
- Dont Talk To Me About Love
- I liked this part of Costco today
- Good heavens
- Getting a bit tired of Theo's perennial contract brinkmanship. He isn't worth 100k, let alone the
- Eyes about a face
- Time Is TightTI
- Merse just said "gone under the carpet" and i can't quite work out if he meant
- Ref in 'all look the same to me ' shocker
- Ospina, Chambers, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal, Coqblock, Santi, Ramsey, Alexis, Welbeck, Giroud
- f**king italians
- WTF? Ozil not even on the bench? Why?
- That Cauldbeck is the most vivid carrot head I can remember
- Not wearing that horrid blue away strip Much prefer our Red & White
- HurriKane
- Newcastle always seem to put a lot of effort in against us. It's all those French lads isn't it?
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