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Michael Oliver has located his testicles. This **** is ON!
Any news on the Ox? *Was* it a hamstring?
What a glorious sunny morning.. The one side I wanted us to beat, above all others.. yes. including
One off post
Looks like its not working
Been saying for a while that Oliver is the best ref out there and by a distance
After we've beaten West Ham we'll be 1 point off 2nd.
Have to hold my hands up on the Coquelin front. His improvement shocks me more and
Rooney's 29 and, disappointingly, what appeared to be an inevitable descent into obesity never
Ozil seems to display a shocking lack of confidence, when presented with a clear opportunity
So.....
Anyway it is safe to assume Walcott is Finnish?
De gea is fantastic. Those two saves near the end were brilliant. I
#banter
Manc Fan TV link below ..... So di Maria's been burgled and he's flogging the house for the sake of
You lot are right. The Times chap on webchat said get Schneiderlin. Just asked him. But why does
what height ladder do i need to get into a first floor window on standard house ?
The concencus on Redcafe seems to be that LvG is a stubborn old goat who should be sacked
Cheltenham starts today and not a mention on AWIMB. RIP Kilburn and 2020
c**tface c**ts.
f-f-fack
Jacktocitehforover30millionyesorno?
Good article on our latest win ..WD boys
How many games has Wellbeck actually started down the middle for us? 10? 15?
Coquerline is the surprise package of this season, just like Ramsay's form was last year
Has there been some kind of media blackout (not racist) over Alex 'The Ox" Oxlade Chamberlain?
The poor quality and easy questions on Only Connect last night served to remind me that it is nearly
SW and all the other AWIMB Irish massive, get right on it!!
SportsFanWIMB: Can AWIMB link me to some decent websites with fan articles relating to:
I do like the look of the Newcastle She-Ra statue
It's amazing to think that we have actually watched a referee cheat in a top level English game.
That there Margaret Hodge is one sour, vicious bitch.
kenneth c. "chopper" wenger, r.i.p.
SW and all the other AWIMB Irish massive, get right on it!!
Can anyone think of a player that has played for Arsenal, Chelsea, Southampton, Watford and
Ox out for a month. Do we EVER finish a game without any injuries??
Any news on the Ox?
I won't have Teresa May maligned she's not a bad peson as I have met her several times
I'm really nervous about tonight.
Don't know if you got Martin Tyler on the telly last night
What are our chances of beating Monaco 4-0 to stay in the CL?
Derby under 21s leading us 1-0! All last night's good work undone. WENGER OUT!
why is madrid on itv ? is it CL ? why madrid ? are we now german ? #confused tbh
This **** is worse than our ****s
take him out the game he means injur him
Snin, have you ever been to this place?
French speakers: does anyone happen to know the meaning of 'cordon dore' and 'chapelet'
so..how does one tweet then ?
I only just found out a 'box cutter' is a stanley Knife.
I am doing a Monty since Dr Rich isn't here
So playing Everton and Stoke City pre-season
Louis Anaconda: as you would see if you cared to look, the Internet is surprisingly lacking in
Welbeck death threats, I guess it will be very difficult to trace these people
Adrian Clarke's chosen word to sum up our performance on Monday was 'passion'?
Ninja stuff from the L'OM keeper
I am going to a stag weekend next week in Oxford. Shall I go by car or get the train?
Brave decision by Gascoigne to go for the weird Amish beard imo.
Im a Functional.... Functionals have very low digital usage.
Any word on the Ox?
Arjen Robben is currently the best player in the world - discuss
Good news re. Gabriel, back in training on Sunday and could be available v Monaco
a couple more>>>
I see Clarkson's been suspended for something the BBC found outrageous.
Petrol heads - this is on my street at the minute, beauty.
Just had to tell my previous company that we are no longer using them as a supplier and using their
What's the verdict on M&S microwaveable meals?
There appears to be a bloke at work who's job is solely to come up with new names for projects
It seemed like the 80's was all about legs, 90's all about and now days
Worst surname ever? I knew a guy called Reamsbottom.
wd Well done Blaize Matuidi
That is a disgraceful red card, chelsea players acting at their worse, told well by their teacher
Ibrahimovic even pulled out of the challenge.
Gazprom sponsor the cup; the lights are still on in Germany, France and Holland; and that was
And that was the Devil looking after his own
I am not a violent person but I wish someone would rearrange Terry's face for him.
Earlier pics of duffer motor, turns out to be a Pontiac Starchief.
Get in there!
That goal changes nothing.
Falcao and cavani are just the same bloke right?
Costa should have got a red, no doubt about that!
Do Fred's teams always let in seven goals when they play Germans?
How the f**k is Costa still on the pitch?
Death threats on Twitter then.
OK so we can't have pelanties now But a PSG goal still
Actually I don't know why I am wasting valuable time watching this.
Oh blimey, they've only gone and done it!!!
PSG look ab****ely knackered!
2 bloody good headers for the PSG goals.
I'm coming out. I prefer Spurs to a Mourinho-Costa-Terry-Cesc-et.al. Chelsea.
It's all set up for a Mourinho touchline kneeslide, isn't it?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS luvvly jubbly football gods
Football God. You do exist! Hey Jose, smell my finger
wd Cabaye
Love it Chelsea go out with 'No to Racism' sprawled on the advertising boards
Victories like that are as rare as rocking horse ****
We stayed in the CL longer than Chelsea
I wish Souness could do the after match interview with Mourinho
FANTASTIC NIGHT OF FOOTBALL, JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see we've made it onto ITV1 on Tuesday
What a **** week for Clarkson
John Terry stepping on Oscar's head as he runs to tell the referee how hurt he is...
Cortouis tonight.....said it before about another goalie....
Midst the understandable rejoicing the one dark cloud is the premier league must now be in serious
Are (m)any awimbers members of Goodreads?
Revolting to watch that two-faced dago scumbag Fabregas demanding a red card one minute and
One of post but russians are overated and result been coming
Coming soon the movie about elephant sex perversion based on the book Fifty Tons of Grey.
need to get theo and akpom rolling.
Would I be right in thinking a 2-0 away win at Monaco wouldn't be enough for extra time?
Johnny Giles called Mourinho 'evil' and a 'cancer' tonight.
Oh yeah....was in the gym the other day and overheard one of the personal trainers
Souness is the best footy pundit - Discuss
Next time I am in Vegas I will be hiring a car from these chaps
Diego Costa does this little thing that pisses me right off.
If that had been us last night, and Cesc was still with us, he'd have been the biggest
Of course, the sad truth is that, while Chelsea's defeat is very pleasing, last night's game was
2 different people at work have said to me ' I bet you signed the Clarkson petition'
I reckon that's 4 times I've watched Cavani play a whole game.
Was out on the piss last night. Missed the news that Chelsea are out
Is it just me that doesnt give a f**k about cesc?
French cartoonist is getting-it-just-about-right shocker #jesuisjose
Green tea.
I am going to stick up for Wenger for once.
Pratchett gone.
Who knew? I thought Herbert was the only AWIMBer with a massive, hairy pussy fixation
"I had to put my glasses on to eat my pasty"
Spurs have upped their new stadium capacity to 61,000
Was quite impressed by Dragovic (our supposed CB target) last night
Dreaming
A very smelly tramp just asked if i'd help him across the road and he made me hold his hand to do so
talking of humourless cnuts..I was running thru Swiss Schwarzenbach house this morning,his St Moritz
I bring you joy
While I have little time for their arguments, I am quite enjoying the spectacle of the Greeks
Outrageous to say Michelle Obama looks like a Planet of the Apes character!
I have opened a twitter account.
I can't believe there was a whole conversation about Beef without these two things
It would appear that one is never too old, after all.
our accountant complained to my bloody MD ..bloody awimb..and mum jokes
Crab pate, M&S Rye bread, pepper and lemon juice. I heartily recommend this lunchtime choice to all.
Something is missing from Awimb today. Where's Fat Pash Teletext Lancaster Bomber?
Right, I've got my Sugru.
Bloody hell, there's a gunman in military fatigues on the loose in Norwich
Told you they were coming. First swastikas daubed on a map of Hampstead Heath and now this
Sanchez is a bit of a weird one isn't he? Uploaded a video of himself
Cat lovers
A-R-S-E-N-A-L, Harry Balls, Harry Balls, A-R-S-E-N-A-L, super Harry Balls
Now there's a paragraph that takes a turn for the unexpected
Expats or Immigrants? What an interesting artcile!
Last night I made a prawn and rice dish. A couple of minutes into the meal, my girlf asked how I
Alexis says that if we add to the squad, we can beat anyone
wtf is the huge black square ad ? awimb rip unf**king useable
I wandered lonely as a cloud thats full of f ucking rain
WAKE UP! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY AND THE ARSENAL ARE ABOUT TO STRIDE ON!!!
Good Lord. The Nightshift really has died huh?
Um.. Bit late but here goes anyway:
Tidy stream, if you need, from our Dutch freinds.
Oh ffs, Feoooooo!
Theo really staking a claim for a starting spot here.
Great goal
Blimey, look at Giroud. Getting all Batigol
Chambers at RB makes me sad. Where's Hector?
As much as I am not a Theo fan, it was a pen, the second he had to take it so quickly - BUT
Glorious team goal - not to take away from the shot itself.
We're making it far too easy for West Ham counter attacks. I know we do this all the time
Villa.
We're so open for the counter. Just inviting them in.
Fat Sam appears to be so apoplectic I fear he may choke on his chewing gum.
It's 1-0, tight game, you're through on goal....abd you PASS the ball to someone on the
Wouldn't expect such bad passing from Ozil.
As much as I am not a Theo fan.... Wouldn't have subbed him there.
Good stuff Ramsey.
Wooh!
Looked like a shove on Cazorla from behind and a 2 footed tackle from in front
Wooh! #2
:floodgates:
Hahahah, terrible defending from West Ham, great finish by Ramsey, great for
I remember Flamster scoring a late icing-on-the-cake goal when we beat Everton 7-0 at Highbury. Ber
Six points off top
Olly has played some truly sublime flicks in and around the box today.
Coquelin
Wow! five wins in a row. It's the Spring awakening!
You're not fit to referee! Ha ha ha
Ozil today was Bergkamp-esque. Utterly impeccable in his first touch
Never realised that Arsenal have now won 8 home PL matches in a row for the 1st time since moving to
one of post but we most in form english team and treble is on
Giroud, Kos, and Ramsey with great games. Santi as well when he came on.
That was some finish by Giroud. Still plenty of people who
A definite pen and a but the cnut Gale feels it was difficult decision for the ref
Ozil still not looking inspiring.
All out for glory against Monaco then, is it? Right. Very good.
:JeSuisClarkson:
StatsWimb - little between Olly G, Costa and Aguero. Pretty similar
A draw in the Man U v Spurs game would do nicely imo
That's the Spurs for you - always letting you down. We need a draw here.
Chelsea are just toying with me aren't they? Getting my hopes up that this will be a glorious
Just for today, come on you Spuds.
I've just turned on the TV at 40 minutes and it is 3-0 wtf happened?
Give Rooney his due, this is pretty funny:
Afternoon AWIMBers .. Just Back To ....
I was hoping the Spuds would do us a favour.
There may have been something in what those Barcelona c**ts said about Cesc.
We're still bang there you know.
Extra bonus: Coloccini can't play against us next weekend.
Review - Boyhood.
A few points
Talking of films, I saw one with Chris Rock last night called 'Top Five' that was really very good.
'Liquid faecal excrement'
I tell you what, Clive, this must feel like a hell of a long tim ago if you're a Spurs fan
Poyet gone, not that it's much of a shock
I found Giroud’s goal both immensely satisfying but also a reminder of what we’re missing to
My li'l won - Champagne-Charlie as we like to call her, did well this weekend. She won the Swedish
I'm up in Newcastle and the local media are determined they will give us a game next weekend
I'll get this out of the way early. This Rooney KO video.
This Grant Shapps / Michael Green business is strange, it's like a **** Fight Club
Is the big nosed boy f**ker around yet ?
It's 50 years this year since the relase of Rubber Soul. Half a century.
So we are sending out over 1000 solar phone chargers to one of the poorest island in the world
Sir Charlie out and about
Text book stuff from George Boyd.
An entire thread about rubber soul amd no mention of norwegian wood
SIr Charlie - your thoughts?
I need Awimb's assistance with something. (as usual)
Now here's a man who fills his mustard trousers well. Look and learn, j.
They are everywhere.
OK. What is there hanging in your wardrobe that, with hindsight, you think may have been a bad idea?
Differences between the UK and mainland Europe.
Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed.
Arteta and Debuchy are Police Academy 3
Gabriel back in the squad for tomorrow, good news imo!
FA Cup
I caught that one hour 'Invincibles' show over the weekend
Come on Reading, 1-0 up!
According to this we have won every game we have ever played against Reading
Game over 3-0
I don’t for one moment think we’re “back in the title race” but what would it take, I wonder,
Jamie Redknapp at Heathrow Terminal Three! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???