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So. We won. Away. Again.
Jesus wept, how did ManU and spurs win last night?
Alexis interview
Wd this teacher top your mumming imo
So who played well last night? And more importantly,
Evans and Cisse will get a minimum 6 games ban if charged and found guilty for spitting
England vs Bangladesh can't see another World Cup upset here
FF to 2m 20s
If you look at the fixtures left, it's difficult to see Manu getting into the top 4
I simply must stop drinking on schoolnights,
I know an anal bleacher. Gayer, obviously. It's a gay thing.
I tell you what this place has really gone tits up with all the adds...But
An Asian chap last night told me that I 'look like a racist'.
Who remembers Ricky the Gooner?
Fair enough we can't trust Investment bankers not to fix things, but the BoE!!!
Just watching the highlights. Alexis was a bit shooty wasn't he
Monreal or Gibbs?
A breaking story today, Diaby won't be offered a new contract.
So, we've broken our new defender already. :drneg: #shadout
Sir C. Your trip to Rwanda's looking up.
Roy Keane to be prosecuted for road rage attack or for joining ISIS
I am spending the weekend in Derbyshire. Should I expect disappointment?
I assume the general consensus is that the FA Cup final will include 2 out of us, Manu and scousers?
Conclusive evidence that Ozil is a lazy cnut!
The touts and scalpers have really taken a stranglehold on the theatre. No tickets for any
No I ain't a coke head... but in retrospect, I was doing more lines than a f*cking etch a sketch.
anyone know any good hotels in sicily ? end may - early june with the new missus
This is a bloody good fifteen minutes from Jim Jeffries
When Martin met Mo
Tony Gale 'Wenger treating the FA Cup with contempt in previous seasons'
best scotsmen. I'll start: mccleod from highlander. "that sensation you feel is the quickening."
Scholes: Ozil picked the easy option with Arsenal because they'll never win the league
Seriously, though, what is that on Nicola Sturgeon's head?
If the Windies can break these two
So. A chap dies and leaves a widow and several children. Now, a year or so down the line, the widow
It's still gold and white imo.
6 matches ban for spitting, 3 for a leg breaking tackle, doesn't seem right to me!
I now know three people standing for the Greens
So, should we go with #Welbz or Theo up at Old Trafford?
You have to think Harrison Ford is taking this Indiana Jones/Han Solo stuff a bit too far
Are people not wise to Halfords over priced con men tactics?
Suck my cock
somebody should write a play with diaby as one of the main characters.
What a great Davis Cup tennis match currently on BBC 2, I know
See Those Eyes
Here's a list of all Awimber's who will suck Fred Killah's cock >>>
Take it off the rack if its wack put it back
Vegetarian cheese.
Movie reviews, please.
Zim might run this score down :o
How much of a battering would this kid get in England?
Nightshift long gone. Is weekendnimb going the same way?
Arsenal v Liverpool final and the entire media will want them to win it for Stevie rather than us
Yesterday was Scholes, today is Garry Neville so who next to criticise Ozil?
Just saw the games J Evans will miss - and the run in for ManU
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm crack
the rug muncher with her partner who won all the adverts was quite sweet imo
justice for jeff..
Dead board.
I know everyone loves Schneiderlin, but Coq does have much better stats.....
Also, I can't believe that not one Times reader liked my comment about the election debates.....
A replay at Blackburn, Skrtel injured and a yellow for Can. Couldn't realistically have expected
Great. Just realised the Schneiderlin stats posted blank. Must be pound signs.....
Thought I was going to have to choose between Victoria Coren and Kate Quilton Monday evening. As in
today I sing of the humble fishstick. :imaginemesinging:
We're going to lose to those c*nts tomorrow, aren't we?
This match is nicely poised
One of post but for me cup between us and united
f**k off Morgan you Irish c**t.
I awoke this morning with a tremendous sense of foreboding. Tonight isn't going to be very enjoyable
One of post, not looking forward to tonight
Oooh. Here's a cheery diversion for a Monday morning.
This is nice
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
31 from 18 with 2 left is still reasonable.
LA, glad you're about, I have a question about the DFB pokal
GAME SET MATCH....
Paloma Faith is taking Owen Jones on tour to persuade potential UKIP voters to change their minds.
Bangledesh choking here
Butter fingers
Wicket!
Last night I dreamt that James Corden and I were swimming across the Thames from the South Bank to
Desperate
Hodgson OUT!
Should England be stripped of test status?
So the cricket would seem to indicate that today is the day for the sporting underdog.
I am about to consult with an online medium.
Koln's Nigerian striker, Ujah, apologises for trying to f**k goat mascot during celebration
I went to an Afghan restaurant last night
Jorge, I would like to thank you for guiding me towards some excellent comedians.
This is definitely the winner of the "Awimber with the longest forehead" award
Hand-sniffing? What's this now? Who the f**k does this?
ELLEN DEGENES IS GAY AND SHE'S MARRIED TO PORTIA DE ROSSI!
Genuinely hard to work out how Miliband et al didn't see this sort of thing coming really?
Hey Monts! How was Derbyshire?
So.... AWs interview with Keown for Football focus
Sky have started showing that Giggs goal from the archives for tonights pre match build up
I never seen such reverse psychology on here
Giroud axed...Welbeck the lone striker....
So, I see we're no nearer getting this Chrome issue sorted. Might help if there was someone with pc
Hendon, Rico et al....
Lets f**king have these c**ts.
So, what do we think of Villa’s pitch invasion?
Why do they keep
Why's Olly been dropped and why's TR7 not even on the bench? :sulk:
PorkChop, Bellerin, Per, Kos, Toronto, Coq, SantiClause, Ox, Nemo, Alexis, uncle Phil
his nose is busted again!
c**t ref. If Bellerin gets a yellow Rojo should've got one.
f**king brilliant
Vancouver you beauty
f**k me. Class all round.
one nil. to the mon o rail.
First goal scorer backers SEETHING,....fkin Nacho
What a f**kin goal!!!
Monorail.
We are still gonna win
Nacho is having a good game
c**t
FFS...... what the f**k!
Why does Rooney always f**king score?!
Quite an exciting game.
What sort of defending was that?
If it was a burger flying at him Chesney would've saved it....
Free f**king header for Rooney courtesy of mertesacker and koscielny again
They're both as pisspoor as each other on recent form
Come on Ozil, Stop tripping over your own f**king feet for a change
As I was saying, c**t ref.
Penalty surely
Le Coq has been the star player for me in this first half
Nacho defending on his own - defending is poor - Welbeck is very poor tonight
Best Utd have played for ages
Gabriel timed his injury real well.
This game seems to be about who has the ****est defence
Giroud would make the difference.
Ozil has been reasonable today. I note that the commentators wanted to have a go at him but he's not
Defending on that goal was shocking.
Can they now show the match where Giggs missed the open net
Got 5Live stream on now, hope there's decent synchronicity
Phil Jones. Our best chance in years here
For the record Gibbs would not have scored that nacho chance.
Looks like van Gaal didn't like how open the first half was judging by those subs
Well I think we've done well
Subs before 70 mins how strange
2-3 weeks.
Tactical mongoloidism from SFC there? Anyway, Shad out!
He knows it's gone.
Here we go. LVG has screwed up now.
Fellaini is a dirty *******. Tried to de-cock the Coq
How the f**k has Fellaini not been booked?
Why can't Schezenzeny kick any more? Grow a pair!
Would've put Giroud on personally. Walcott will be sold in the summer also....
quickly put a bet on for United to score in the next 6 mins
It wasn't even Phil Jones who f**ked that up
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
#Carltondance
If Welbz was gonna score it was always gonna be like that. Good fighting and quick thinking, but
Well played ref
Bellerin oh my days.....could've gone there
Well played Wenger
Great game.
HE f**kING CELEBRATES
That was a diabolical dive from Young. Proper starfish. I hope a bird ****s in his mouth again.
I fear the enforced Bellerin substitution will cost us
About f**king time that clown haired c**t recieved a card.
Enjoying 5Live commentary .
Monreal has been excellent
We must get at least a replay now, surely?!
Come on Arsenal!!!!
This gets stranger and stranger
EPIC MELTDOWN
Pushed the ref... Nada. But booked for diving at OT? They won't like that. OI? OFF???!!!!!!!!
It's a good night.
If we f**k this up now!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
f**k off Neil from the Inbetweeners.
Chambers on for Hector, please.
Take back what I said about the ref
ah yes the 3-3-3 system
Callum. I love you. But please stay back if you can, not bomb forward. Hugs. GG-AFC
Top save that.
Pat Rice
Come on ffs!!! You'd think it was them with the extra man at the minute.
Love this ref
I might name my first born son Michael Oliver xxxxxx
Top ref brave to makes these decisions at OT
Dive dive dive...........
What a great call from the referee.
Awesome refererereing
Lots of injury time I reckon
This ref has had a blinder tbf.
What was is they always sung to us about always cheating?
Possesion, hope we remember what that is.
Alexis. FFS. Oh, it was saved
The gayer has kept them in this.
Monreal injured. :(
And about f**king time. Been better on paper for years........
Utd...
Too bad Martin Tyler, you old ****er
Oh niiiiiice....Liverpool have Villa if they beat Blackburn. What a great f**king night.
Bradford or Reading ... Sweet!
Decent draw!!!
BBC already. OOOH BRADFORD BEAT YOU pooh. Oh f**k off
Surprised at Schmeichel
e bossed the mid field.
Boom Boom Boom Let Me See Ya Grin Keown Ke-Own
How good is de gea
I know he lacks maybe a leetle bit quality
One of thread but we have won the fa cup again
Jeez, never sen a ref give Yanited soo many cards at Old Triffid
Sorry just one more thread. Bit of omen. in 2003
No more disecting. Exceelent and well earned win. Happy.
WD the ref. Really shows what a grip they had on refs when Fergie was there
Own up...which one of you got into the stretty then?
Did Danny Dive? Redcafe moaning he dived then celebrated goal. I missed it. But I did go to the
Welbeck is ours now and I won't hear a bad word about monorail - he left his legs out there
Can u imagine how far Giroud would've been from nicking the ball past De Gea for the winner?
Very minor point but tonite means Di Maria misses game against scum. Odds on draw there now.
wd Jorge's daughter, bring her every week imo
Arsenal didn't beat ManU, they lost to ManU according to van Gaal
stats say it all
If he'd done better for the Manu goal Monreal would have been MOM easy.
Just checked Manu card statistics. Likely to lose Rojo, Fellaini and Young for two games each at
One more thread. Bring on monaco and berlin after
According to the Bleacher Report Valencia played better than Bellerin. Eh?
Another monkey off our back and with style too. Now that Arsene has
How good was the Coq tonight? Monreal not far behind!
Cam orn Vee Arsenaw
what a quality ref
Only downsides tonight. Ox out again? Heard that Coq and Nacho also had knocks?
Bellerin or Debuchy if both fit?
So Nacho makes or scores more goals than everyone else when we play in Mancville?
where's bostonbrian at? damn redcoat, disappeared on us.
Our midfield was fvcking boss. it was basically ozil alexis and coq vs fellaini.
A song to celebrate Arsenal's great victory.
is there a link to the entire match? thanks in advance.
I hope Scholes and G Neville enjoyed tonight's match following their recent criticism!
Hahahah those Mancs, eh? "First Arsenal goal was Valencia, Smalling and
Emboldened by this result, was checking some arse games. 1-0 from OT in 2002. keown was our keane.
I just read that this will be our 28th semi final. Won 18, lost 9. Is that so? Sounds a lot.
Narrow escape for Sylvain Wiltord imo
Chesney appealing for offside for the Rooney goal
Utd have got a horrible set of fixtures coming up. Spurs(H), Liverpool(A), Villa(H), City(H), and
You know that Arsenal have had a good night when Berni's calling us "we"
Coquelin playing with a recently-broken nose, taking an elbow to it (almost certainly
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Very, very pleased!