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- What a feckin goal that was! - g'waaarrrnnnn hayou Ironssssssah!!
- I know ManU are above us 'n all, but thank God our football isn't as dreadful as theirs.
- Jenko Wenger out!
- Ballboy with attitude
- Our players seem more interested in smoking than playing football to the required standard
- At least Wenger has come out & said we were not good enough he
- Arsenal FanTV
- Well I have finally done it. Grade 1 clippers all over and a superb job from my girlfriend
- A good game on Sky Sports right now, Bilbao v Barca
- Alex Song playing very well and very important to West Ham this season
- Great News, I am a millionaire
- Does anyone think Bale is better than Neymar still?
- My god, The African Nations is currently 6-6 on penalties
- Nigel Pearson sacked, hate it when we play against teams whose manager just sacked
- I understand that AW's new signing will have to pass an English exam before he gets to play.
- Ungrateful little turncoat.
- so how does one fail to be 'switched on' as a Pro and in a NLD ?
- Thanks to Sam Smith
- There is always one office c**t who either supports a lower league
- Is this one of the worst own goals? Poor goalie, felt so sorry for him, he was in tears as his team
- Big Hero Six was quite good, although a step below some of their best imo
- Wasn't it a gorgeous day yesterday? Blue skies, sunshine, the first stirrings of Spring - the lot.
- On the plus side we'll be back above them by Wednesday
- When I've seen footage of Motorists and Cyclists coming to blows.
- Well this promises to justify the Licence Fee all on its own.
- Who knows anything about tents?
- HELLO JUST DONE MY PRACTICAL TEST (CAR B) YESTERDAY, MADE 5 MARKS, AND 2 SERIUS. IFEELIT WAS NOT
- Restaurants- do any of you know Sartoria in savile row? Any good?
- I am minded to go teetotal I have only gone 5 days & this wasn't the plan
- Aw, bless, look at him there.
- Anyone seen this Stephen Hawking movie? The lad who played him seems to be sweeping up
- Things I learned at the weekend.
- Re: The current crop of films. The Oscars these days seems to specialise in films I never want to
- Jorge. Chart of SE England. Note VRPs at Sevenoaks, Tunbridge Wells, M25/M23 junction etc.
- oh yes..Friday in the gym a chap got off the cross trainer and went and turned down the music to
- Anyway. Disappointing result in the football, wasn't it?
- Is Stephen Fry the most pompous, self aggrandising arse in the entire universe ?
- Has anybody done one of those track day experiences. As advertised on here most of the time?
- wd to my son yesterday, scored 2 goals direct from corners
- Is it just me but I can't look inside Sir C's posts. If I want to know what the pompous old
- Eddie Redmayne's lips make me feel a bit queasy. Anyone else?
- Does any successful Awimber type care to be my mentor?
- Well that is amusing.
- Jorge has noted Nigella's increasing resemblance to her dad ...
- Who are the people who set the pricing for the used car market?
- My last question of the day. Why do some blokes feel compelled to sit on a chair in this manner?
- Are there names with which you struggle? I mean people with certain names you find hard to like.
- Crikey!
- Things you don't see every day
- Speaking of 50 Shades of smut, I'm seeing a sexually liberated daddy-issued self-proclaimed feminist
- All these birds getting excited about 50 Shades of Grey being released in cinemas
- Does David Dein have a son called Graham?
- Proper film directors.
- This place is unusable with the phone now. It just goes to some link for asda
- Seriously though. David Kronenbourg and Mike Leigh.
- SOS....Mayday, Mayday .....:cold:
- Have our under 21's been relegated? What's this group 2?
- nike air max thea schwarz schweiz[/
- Why would the mancs
- I see ISIS' social media accounts are under attack from Anonymous.
- So warnings about consumption of fat "should never have been issued and have no basis in scientific
- Have a look at this and tell me what you see. >>>
- We can go third tonight
- city types ..bourse..whats it in simple easy quick terms ?
- So HSBC...a Swiss private bank helps clients conceal undeclared accounts and provided services to
- After successfully not watching the NLD on the weekend. Yet still being annoyed at the
- Surely it should be 'On His Majesty's Secret Service'?
- so no Marco Reus this summer then
- homemade egg, cheese n onion sandwich..bit of a waste of last solid meal until tomo eve imo
- Bloody hell, 11/20. Poor showing
- The bird I'm currently nobbing is a child minder. Great fun girl.
- Wouldn't you grow your hair?
- With all due respect, I'm not entirely sure he was taking pictures of your daughter......
- Well written piece about having Harry Redknapp as your manager
- So it turns out our childminder is being rather creative with the truth about how many children she
- Could someone please come up with an approximate timescale for the outbreak of WWlll in Europe?
- Study finds that the British have the world's sexiest accents
- Wont' WWIII be a rather more dull affair than the previous two? What with there being no need for
- Has anybody watched Better Call Saul yet?
- CombatWIMB: If you were in combat, what sort of, er, "fighter" would you be?
- Actually you are wrong to discuss WWIII as being in the future. Despite the numberings the first
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- Wait. Fat's fine but carbs make you fat?
- Ramsey dropped for Rosicky. Sensible. Alexis in for Giroud and Walcott for Welbz
- Premier League TV rights went for 5.1bn Sky bought the friday night games to go with Sunday and
- Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Rosicky, Walcott, Cazorla, Ozil, Alexis
- LVG - "But we won the passing"
- Stop me if this has been answered before, but do any of our players have cool nicknames,
- Theo should've done a bit better with that imo
- Do Leicester have any players not in their forties?
- Anywon got a stream please (my usual p to p seems to havre shut down)
- Where's Giroud? This is normally about the time i slag him off
- Tidy finish from Kos
- KOS!!!!!
- Surely he'll bring Alexis off???
- Alexis hobbling all over the pitch
- Defence living a bit dangerously there ugh
- Ozils passing perfectly weighted balls
- They've ruined Alexis
- SUB HIM!!!!
- I hope the big nosed y1d c**ts enjoyed their 68 hours above us.
- Another Ozil assist :o
- WD Feo
- Ozil will score here
- Must not grumble but can't help thinking we should be more than 2 up
- Even with only one functioning knee, Alexis was still tearing about.
- Any Links For The Game Folks?
- They deserved a goal tbf.
- We might need to wake up a leetle bit
- Game on.
- This Harry Kane lad is getting tiresome imo
- Christ we're making hard work of this!
- Bollox, I f**king saw that coming....
- Getting c**ted at home by Leicester f**king City
- Swore that was in. Fuuuuuuuck.
- Who's that referee?
- Stevie G
- Holy **** what the hell are we doing
- Wilshere back in training so only natural Ramsey gets injured.
- Spurs equalize again at Anfield. We are finishing 6th this season
- We're not playing well but Leicester being allowed to foul with impunity, who is this c*nt of a ref?
- How long left? I am watching Sky Sports which is not paying us due attention.
- Poor performance, lovely 3pts.
- Shambolic defending. Ospina is a bigger clown than Chesney. A disgrace
- baloooooootelllllliiiii
- I hope taking off Sanchez was precautionary. But Ramsey looks crocked again
- OMG that hopeless c**t has scored
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- c**t ref
- Spurs
- I think Arsenal and I (and football in general) are finished. I want a divorce
- Saturday must feel a long time ago for them lot. I wonder if it's too late to cancel the DVD?
- Absolutely dreadful performance but we needed the win. Why was giroud booked?
- These spurs title challenges are getting shorter and shorter
- I see you fell for my trap. Just like Arsene, you have no tactics except the obvious.
- All very funny changing my name from Clueless at Colney to Colney Moderator
- We are now further away from being Title contenders than any time in the last 30 years.
- Great night! Stadium buzzing, hard-fought game, 3 good points! A whisker away from 3rd and 2nd in
- gotta say that walcott goal was great.
- running 9 mile in this morning after a dinner of industrial strength laxative #runninglikepaula
- Considering Leicester is on the bottom today's close win wasn't impressive. We looked too
- "There's a recurrence now of a few muscular injuries - we haven't found out why"
- Bizarre behavior from LVG today...sure sign that the size of the task at hand is getting to him
- I wonder what anybody would think who visited this site for the first time but during a match.
- Well-deserved. He's terrific
- Happy great anniversary
- Nope, not patronising at all. Driving around in a **** bus and talking around kitchen tables
- I had a dream that I won 54700 online.
- Ian MacHarvey (PBUI) said to me last night that not buying Cesc back was Wenger biggest mistake.
- Sparks, now they were good. Well ahead of their time in many ways
- Harry Kane does look a lot like a young Bruce Forsyth, if such a thing existed
- I have noticed as Ebola coverage has declined. Terror threat is rising. Change the record you boring
- f**k me im hungry..only 2 hours and then have to stop even water n coffee..what shall i feast on ?
- So, like the media, shall we ignore the gunning down of a family of Muslims?
- Half of teenage girls coerced into sex
- Giroud >>>>>
- 4 orgies a year..rare?? lucky fat old french cnut
- Re the Ospina thread below. As it seems to irk some of you so very much inshall say no more about
- The structure of DNA appears to be intelligently designed, what are the implications?
- I do hope the whole ospina experiment is over now. More errors last night although he
- A few days back I was presented with a lot of 'Unequivocal FACTS' about musicians
- Songs to do with Lunch? Hot Dog - Led Zeppelin,
- Given that we’ve played two **** teams at home and that we won both games with an aggregate score of
- TheWireWIMB: Jimmy McNulty spitting bars:
- Went to sartoria yesterday. Pleasant enpugh. Parma ham and pear which appeared
- Prague tomorrow Any particular beers I should be looking to sample?
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- The GLW is going to *love* my valentines day treat
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- neg.. 42 hr 😊 bp 118/75 ..god im healthy 😊
- Premier League wage cap? Wo knew?
- So I watched the first two episodes of Better Call Saul last night. Good stuff imo.
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- Seems like modd has got into the fraud game.
- Happy 30th Birthday.
- I wonder how far Dr Moshe has his arm up snin's arse right now?
- What c**ts decided to let Romania in the EU? Absolutely sick of f**king Roma beggars. There's
- Sweden will be the first European nation to fall under Sharia law and Islamic rule
- Watching Thierry Henry on 'Football's Greatest' is emotional
- Soton v West Ham our best chance for a result tonight
- Paul Lambert is sacked. About ****ing time.
- Any chance of Podoski playing anytime or has he been officially released?
- ManU look like the away team here. Smalling is Cyganning it with a brace, though.
- Bloody chelsea, get a player sent off when Ivanovic should have got one, 1-0
- My Nostradamus went to plan. Only result in our favour was Soton v West Ham
- God I hate you football....you're a cvnt. Whenever I see the unspeakable Maureen-eeoh celebrate my
- The Pope says not having children is a selfish decision. How many does he have then?
- Michael Owen criticises Theo for not being a good finisher, I think 7 in 7 is pretty good imo
- Andy Carroll crocked agin I see...we're playing the hammers soon, are we not?
- i hate those manc c**ts we have got to beat them at OT - we have to get those 3 points back
- This new tv deal will make English clubs the wealthiest in the world. Madrid and Barcelona are on
- Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade
- Speaking of Italy, how the hell has the whole 'ice-cream sandwich' idea not spread across the globe?
- DrivingtomainlandEuropewimb. I understand some of you do so. It seems quite interesting to
- A good day for my erstwhile workmate, Duncan
- I might buy this just to read on the ubahn
- Another hagiography on the f**king Invincibles set for release
- Is there a real danger of peace breaking out in Ukraine?
- Who is this spotlight grabber? & why does Aaron have a tatoo on his knee??
- See how I've risen above berni's mum based provocation? Better man, yeah?
- Get your rope, duct tape, cable ties, and squirty cream........
- Prince Andrew promoted to vice-admiral on 55th birthday
- Wenger hails bubbly Sanchez. Do the pubs carry this new drink?
- Looking for 2 tickets for Arsenal - Monaco on feb 25th
- The Nerves
- Is there an age where the compulsion to have daily ****s dies down?
- So the Dutch Govt docs on the MH17 crash were so heavily redacted that they don't seem to say
- No Bros fans in this evening then
- Music video for my latest single. Tell me what you think >>>>
- The phrase 'New Patrick Vieira' is often overused but in this case it's apt
- Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc?
- ooooooo It's Friday 13th
- Well, that turned into a late one
- RIP Steve Strange. He truly has faded to grey now.
- I like the idea of a young hipster redgunamo treading the boards of glamorous London's nightclubs
- I AM A CRICKETEER! There, I've said it.
- El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend
- Cricket back in the 70s was so much cooler. Even one-day cricket.
- I do like this North Londoner's Map of Prejudices
- Are we not going to have the traditional Valentine's Day debate, then?
- Thoughts on this....BBC's Greatest 1 Day side of all time.....
- How many footballer's names can you make out of these emojis?
- Enfield isn't the best place to buy Valentine's Day presents in a hurry.
- I travelled on a bus yesterday. Unaided. It was the correct bus, and got
- That new online matchday programme doodad is very smart, isn't it.
- I call for an evening of silence in respect of the innocent Germans murdered in Dresden
- Nice to see Malinga go for 8.4 an over. wd the Kiwis.
- Best opening line in a Guardian article evs.
- Dreaming
- Anyone up ?
- I wish it wasthe 70;s
- Would be good to see Gabriel and Gnabry on Sunday. And to rest the 2 centre-halves. But won't be an
- New signing Paulista may be in Sunday's squad if he passes a pre-match English exam.
- Blimey, England in a spot of trouble, eh!
- Who does AW think takes this comment seruously?
- When I think of 'Boro my first thought is always
- Happy Valentines day, AWIMB. I you all
- West Ham out, Stoke on the way... really hard to see beyond us and the Manc scum.
- And then my next thought about previous Boro tilts is
- While Sturridge was out he could have learnt a better goal celebration! ****!
- Middlesbrough when playing there best are better than any premier league team
- Arsenal 2015 v Arsenal 2003 >
- Palace 1-0 up, Bueno is happy!
- The excitement of the build up to the Boro match is almost at fever pitch, isn't it?
- Back To The Future is a f**king brilliant film. You can take ya Godfathers and Deer Hunters and
- THis guy is spot on, no doubt Murinho has also given them a few tips on to beat us
- i love it that if borowimb came on here...f**k all about tomo..all floyd
- Palace
- we love you reading we do..oo oo oo trevor senior my old man said be an oxford
- Harsh red for the Stoke fella imo. Even if he plays for Stoke.
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