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- Can this go to pelanties?
- greedy gerrard - although they are doing a great service to football by injuring chelski scum
- Costa
- Oh God..Chelsea winning anything makes me nauseous
- Haha f**k off Gerrard you prick. And if you scrape past Bolton Palace are
- Ther 's some **** in the Liverpool end with a joint scarf on.
- What the f**k what that OTT celebration from Mourinho about?
- thank f*ck we didn't get balontelly
- The only plus to come out of this is that Costa will be banned for at least 6 matches
- Just seen that Danny Murphy has said this on the Radio tonight
- How the feck did he miss that header?
- So what did Costa do then?
- AWIMB hug for mr egg and dart?
- Inherent Vice - there's another one. Good premise, amusing and intriguing set-up, but then you
- To the untrained eye this could look like George Osborne drinking a bottle of piss with his cock out
- Now Joel's gone we're a leetle short up front, might we sign Chad Evans in an emergency?
- Alan Barnfield, aged 44, was found ‘sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses’
- we're 7th in world this week per bleacher. ahead: chels, juve, athletico, real, bryan, barca.
- Brendan Rodgers about the chimp getting out last night..bit racist about Ballotelli imo
- I think I'd rather Spurs win the League cup than Chelsea.
- Black people, brown people, coloured people, what's the big deal?
- Supermac. If you're about, thank you so much for the Tripadvisaargh link.
- Supermac's news post last night . . .
- Stuart Broad in bit of a prat shocker #stay#classy
- Good pub recommendations in the Richmond area please?
- Well United fans will be happy not be playing on Friday night in the next round
- Jorge
- ffs Arteta has been given a contract extension wtf is it with Wengers love of **** crocks imo
- What did this Costa chap do then?
- Now Figo wants to stand against Blatter. Why don't all these drama queens get together behind one
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Kill it again! Kill it again!
- Alright, apologies for my godly ramblings, flock
- Right, I'll ask it again. Is it common for people in the 30s to get called up to the God Squard?
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- 12 oclock meeting with MD to keep track of things..moved to 1pm ( at 12.30 )
- When exactly did Maureen Lipman become the UK's go-to Jew on all matters anti-semitic?
- Is this Floyd in disguise?
- So Graham Poll believes it would have been an injustice if Liverpool had won
- Say hello to the new Ghostbusters cast
- so where's fvcking paulista already? I need that to be in the bank.
- In other faith news "Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu stadium to be renamed Abu Dhabi Bernabeau"
- Try again, 1000 quid to spend on a comp'.. iMac or Not? If not, what??
- 'Don't listen to Jamie Redknapp. He is obsessed with Chelsea and obsessed with me,'
- Ha ha ha ha ha
- That was some free kick
- wd Michelle Obama imo.
- ******* MY DREAMS HAVE COME THROUGH AWIMB *********
- campaignagainstchelsea.com
- Have we signed anyone else yet?
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- Do you know of any good packages for weekend break to Barcelona?
- That's a penalty. Vertonghen grabbed him round the throat.
- What a game on Sky Sports, Spanish Cup semi-final, 5 goals and not half-time yet
- Rumours that Arsenal have agreed a fee of 12m with Newcastle for Cheick Tiote
- Trying to work out whether this would lead to more or less injuries for our boys
- Come on Andy, lost the 1st 7-6, just won the 2nd 6-0
- It's official!
- ANNOUNCEMENT: AWIMB CLOSED DUE TO SNOW
- The negotiations between ISIS and Jordan (not the slapper with big tits). "We want the pilot
- Having a car is becoming costly. Not from the actual car point of view
- Interesting story doing the rounds in "fleet street"
- I just had to use my AA Card to spread pate on bread
- I've been thinking and we should sign Suarez and swap Walcott for Sterling
- yet another ufo! they really are coming..sorry Dismal..seems he may be right
- Watched "Blackhat" again last night. Marvellous stuff.
- Anyone seen Gabriel play then? Any good, or fourth/fifth/League Cup choice?
- Here is the ISIS Management to discuss this hostage transfer deadline approaching
- Yay its snowing
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- Sanchez has little bit hamstring strain
- RIP Dippy, you big beautiful *******
- Now that's what I call a Naan Bread
- Jorge - you Habsburg Hipster
- redgunamo - I feel your pain, comrade.
- I'm still not very comfortable with the popularity of the word "awesome"
- BBC keep MotD football highlights at least until 18/19.
- So how good is this Paulista dude? Will he take us to the top?
- Interesting how none of you are curious what it was like being at Highbury watching matches, who was
- I've answered my own qustion about Paulista if you care to read the following.
- Costa to contest the FA charge, why am I not surprised
- Joe Campbell starts for Villareal now, lets see how hee performs - Spanis Cup 1/4 final
- Snow in Berkshire
- Im a little concerned about the comments on Gabriel
- These Russian planes, were they trying to buy fresh fruit?
- Wenger is slowly building a tremendous team
- Lenny Henry is turning our grandchildren into ****s.
- BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea announce there will be no pre-match news conference tomorrow
- Those looking for their next must have box set remember this: the sign says Apple Sauce
- Not many bigger sporting hated rivals than Istanbul v Olympiakos, can't wait for it to start
- John Wick - 1hr 41 mins - lots of fighting and Lovejoy - good film
- Why are men so obsessed with anal sex?
- been watching a youtube vid of paulista vs real. stone cold clocked ronaldo.
- Classic Metro headline from our friend Jerzy Balaowski
- No, Marriott Courtyard, I do not want to spend a weekend in one of your hotels, so please stop
- Quick point of order chaps...so we are ALL now rapists ? probably...
- Alexis, Ox, Welbeck, Arteta, Jack, Debuchy all out but
- Ref on Sunday is Anthony Taylor. Same as last year.
- Hummels to Manu trending now.. 37m...
- Wolfsburg are building a nice little team if they get Schurlle. But f**k me, how do
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Just about the best opening track on an album ever
- So it's been set up I have to go on a business trip to Vienna for a week in March
- Boris
What a legend that man is
- Pauline Quirke or Kathy Burke or a bloke?
- Costa - only 3 matches ??
- I've had a Beach Boys epiphany. How did I ever imagine The Beatles could hold
- guns or knives?
- The new fella makes Keown look like a fanny magnet.
- This may provide us with some interesting incidents.
- Brazil v Chile at Arsenal on Mar 29th, Gabriel v Alexis? I think I'll be there
- Gabriel Paulista does not speak English, but we have taught him the important words like 'offside'
- "Arteta yet to agree a new deal". He should be grateful for whatever he's offered imo. Too expensive
- Herbert >>>
- I'm wondering why a dislocated shouler injury would keep a player (Debuchy)out for so long.
- Old skool pole - how happy are you generally in life?
- Mi casa
- Kevin DeBruyne is excellent
- I'll give Rolls Royce GBP500 for this car they are going to scrap...
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- Eagles
- The webpage shows the Villa game is tomorrow and the TV schedules it on Sunday. Which is it?
- Next up, Gunnersaurus...... Over to you : boogie :
- Soccer Saturday tossers
- Roy Keane involved in a road rage incident
- remy, willian, and bony all look very similar. :racist:
- Bad results for the Arsenal.
- Everyone's gone to the moon.
- So this is what it's like to be Wenger >
- Chelsea vs City = money vs money.
- :Sticky: Important Announcement. I have decided to leave awimb for good.
- Hardly anyone on here today. Where are all the nasty piss takers?
- japan needs f**king shooting for giving those cnuts legitimacy by talking to em
- No club in the first 8 divisions in England has scored less than Aston Villa.
- Looks like the drugs are giving Djoko a shaky hand.
- I know this isn't true 'Morgan Schneiderlin snubs Liverpool and Man Utd to AGREE stunning Arsenal
- There's no point on letting it go to rust on the driveway, Clive...
- Andy Murray spunks too many tap ins.
- Come on Andy, I am off to Highbury!
- Yay geddin!!!
- Djokovic versus 'Jock-a-bitch' according to one radio comment.
- Where do people go these days to get live streams?
- The worst ref in England anthony Taylor in charge today
- He's at the zipper again . The cameraman couldn't even watch it
- Great goal that. And should've had another.
- World-class assist from Ozil – Bergkampesque
- hahahahhahahahhahaha miserable scottish c**t
- Villa are an absolute mess...wtf
- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOspinaaaaaaa
- Great ball from giroud. Perfect.
- Giroud is such a pussy
- Ozil haters
- 3rd time lucky
- Sell Theo.
- Wow!
- Dreadful penalty
- I even managed a slight smile from my suicidal depressive state
- Theo rusty?
- Walcott little bit shocking with time on the ball.
- f**kin stupid hopeless bald headed prick
- You have to feel for poor Debuchy, he won't ever get his place back now…
- best sidefoot ever
- Good to see Nic getting Ozils shirt
- Wenger out!
- Did villa fans clap us off?
- One man team.
- Ospina was arguably pur worst player in that second half
- Only saw the last five minutes of the half but we looked a bit shambolic
- Opinions on the Villa keeper's technique Peter?
- Any historians know what Arsenals worst goal drought is?
- Ospina's the clear #1 now: calm, concentrated and gets the job done.
- I want to suck you all off. Having a blinding day so far imo.
- What a f**king goal that is. And akpom looks good as well
- Coquelin covers the space Flamini points to
- David Payne is a shrewdie....very wise words
- Wenger in !!!
- Has Ospina conceded a goal yet?
- First time we've scored 5 in a league game for over 2 years?
- Ohhhhhh
- Spurs Fan Left Red Faced With Hilariously Bad Arsenal Prediction
- I guess today's match won't be available on Demand
- Ozil's little flick for the first
Probably the best assist of the season.
- That whole 'internal solutions' idea isn't working out too badly at the moment
- it appears our winning formula is to give the opposition more of the ball and
- We did well to win 5-0. According to the guardian villa dominated for long periods
- Matches like this always make me laugh when i think about the women wanting equal pay
- Deflatriots +1.5pts got a funny feeling Brady gets it done tonight
- Go patriots!.....
- Who doesn't start up front? Now all our attackers are fit (barring Welbz) who gets dropped next
- HELLO??? WHERE ARE THE ANTIS TONIGHT???
- I actually sat through a whole 4 f**king hour Stupor Bowl game. It would have been better if there
- What a f**king end to the commercial bowl
- probably on of the dullest deadline days in recent history..
- Only in America
- Talk of Reus? Isn't he a glass-ankled midget no.10?
- You don't realise quite how much you're used to traffic noise until it's not there, do you?
- He just had to give the ball to Marshawn loooooooooooooooooool
- Lot's of tippy tappy yesterday welcome back Arsene I did think
- I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday night. What a tremendously good mood I am in.
- What did young Mesut say to Theo in that interview?
- Young Hector's looking quite the prospect, isn't he ?
- Affairs of State have interfered with my Easter plans. I will therefore be spending Holy Week
- Of course it will all mean nothing if we lose next week
- Oh nearly forgot, funny story. A couple of weeks ago I visited Burma
- In view of the below thread, I feel inclined to remind people that we have won three meaningful
- I do enjoy eating chicken feet off the sunday roast
- Things must have changed. Nobody is even mentioning the deadline day.
- Has anyone called Kim Kallstrom yet?
- Cor, you can really tell Roma have been taken over by the Americans, can't you?
- Reading have signed 33 year old Ayigbeni Yakubu
- So this is the kind of human filth who makes a Wenger Out banner
- Villa's Sanchez put in quite the performance yesterday
- wtf with the Online Gooner??
- Chickpea chips, eh? Something to consider imo.
- Six Nations on Saturday
- We can't really carry on with this embarrassment of riches in midfield , can we ?
- Soooo the 50/1 to win the league and the 8/1 to finish 2nd
- You have to admire the Cup of Nations lads, don't you? Not for them the boring Geoff Stelling
- Am I alone in feeling unfettered optimism?
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- Oh i get Monty91 now - he's the contrarian!
- Harry Kane is going to f**k us right up this weekend, isn't he?
- this popped up..come over all uneccesary..mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please...
- Gordon Brown seems to want to give all our money to the scotch to make them vote Labour.
- Nacho deserves more credit imo
- Andy Murray's glw. Discuss.
- Nice to see the Greek finance minister is treating his position with the gravity it deserves.
- Monday Supper Club beckons.
- Anywon know when MOTD 2 is on iplayer please?
- Oh FFS, this fat knacker is claiming to be a gooner
- how do chelsea do it ?
- Before it fades from memory, big Per danced into the box and sent over a deft left foot chipped
- f**k dis ****
- Will Diaby be fit in time for the Spurs game?
- Got tickets for Monaco away via As Monaco and their hospitality setup
- It appears transfer deadline day brings out the best in the complete
- Ooh, hello. BBC making passing references to the schurrle deal being worth 50 million in total
- This team could well win the league next season.
- Looks like we dodged a bullet with Zaha. He cost Man Utd 11m for 28 mins playing time
- Transfer deadline night and this place is dead
- So a bus in Holborn tried to reconstruct the scene from Live and Let Die?
- Early contender for today's worst article
- I want eine Wurst im Semmel
- DilemmaWIMB. The road we've moved into is full of elderly couples, who have all clearly known each
- Arsenal starlet Akpom signs four-and-a-half year extension The Coq next please
Apoligies if it's already been posted, but would someone be so kind as to explain what the
- Traditional Biscuit Selection, selection headache
- What exactly is Murray's problem? He had a big chance to win his 3rd slam and f**ked up.
- Those who were familiar with Household's 'Rogue Male'. There's another 'Rogue Male' available,
- Given how nondescript the January transfer window was, do we think that Jim White is sitting at home
- Berni - of course you're right about the bus, in that the incident happened a few minutes from where
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Bloody BBC have lost the Open Golf to f**king Sky from 2017
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