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- Imagine if this is true and it comes off
- Imagine being the richest man in Asia with the surname Ka-shing
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- I got in touch with BT to let them know the account of a friend who died two years ago was sending
- Adrian Chiles gone
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- Kiss and Judas Priest. Absolute garbage yet have notoriously dedicated followings
- This hand-wringing over the death of Abdullah is making me do little icks in my mouth.
- Pearl Jam really are a criminally underrated band
- Anyway, the big news is surely that a judge has helped German men to discover their *******s?
- Rainbow
Saxon
Rush ![hehe](images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif)
- MESSAGE FROM FRIMMERS>>>
- Sir C. Jessica Valenti's playing your tune...
- Well done 'Neg.
- One of the reasons I never got into metal was the general disdain I held for those who worshipped it
- Fans of Bruce, Tom Petty and any other Americana might like this
- **** with MU with tat on hi neck.
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- Lyon hold SECRET transfer talks over Arsenal and Liverpool target Alexandre Lacazette
- what has a tually happened to awimbtv - is everything ok?
- Whilst I like my Mac sonetimes I want to smash it against the wall
- why do trucks do operation stack for tunnel ? shirley better to go ferry than just park up ?
- The Brazilian does not enter the call against Levante confirming departure from yellow club
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- Can anyone recommend a good red wine which is on the sweet side?
- MU looking...........
- We've made a bid for Kevin Big Cross
- No frost tonigh then.
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- Nice to see Chadwick
- Cambridge clearly playing for the draw
- Phil Jones
- Video of bystander tackling machete-wielding robber - Which AWIMBer is it?
- its just started raining must be
- If our players needed a reminder what FA Cup is all about then they got it tonight
- what league are Cambridge in?
- and your starting quarterback for the ne patriots in the superbowl: jimmy garoppalo.
- Would I be right in saying that Sunday's ref, Michael Oliver, is a
- well done Cambridge
- Thanks to Arsenal's media dept we have been ridiculed by everyone and jinxed us for Sunday
- Ozil and Theo tomorrow ?
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- Work permit issues cost us Di Maria and the cost of the stadium prevented us
- You still up you Mackem slag? I nodded off a bit there, I've got the Yanks etc but is it
- Proper God , Ledge etc...
- Evening all
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Choon
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- Have i out done you Smac?
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- the cambridge players were instructed not to exchange shirts with utd players because replacing them
- LOL
- This has to be one of the best fight scenes I've seen on tv
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- If we'd done the clever thing and held on to Van Persie for 1 year we'd have sold them a real turkey
- Flappyhandski
- Chamakh and Sanogo starting for Palace. Expecting lots of goals in that one.
- This Gabriel chap we're signing, he'll bring down the attractiveness of the squad a few notches.
- Gwan Bradford!
- Spurs
omg omg omg
- Spurs now too!
- Tottenham now losing as well
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- Liecester too
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- We're only as good as Boro
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- Man City
omg omg omg
- Chelsea
omg omg omg
- Chelsea
omg omg omg
- HAHAHAHAHAHAH EPIC
- The Cup is ours again
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- LOOOOOOOOL
- Im baffled by this Paulista transfer quite frankly. The rules clearly state he is not elegible
- Spurs, Citeh, Chelski.....WENGER OUT!!!!!
- OH MY GOD.....WHAT A LAST FEW MINUTES
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- The last time I read anything as amazing as today's results I
- Come on Bolton!
- Come on you terriers!!! Arsenal v Cambridge Utd final coming up.
- Best FA Cup results day EVER
- Just had a siesta and had a dream that Spurs, Chelsea,City and Southampton are out of the FA Cup
- Kike scores second goal for Boro
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- And Palace won with 3 goals from Chamkh and Sanogo
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- I'm fine with Ozil and Feo tomorrow, but we should play the first team, imo. We've got a great
- Does anyone apart from me not smell a substantial rodent in the Watford v Blackpool result?
- Highlights in here if interested
- Just looked at the results. City Chelsea and Spurs all lose at home
- I think it's fair to say that today Chelsea were Bantam'd off with...****housery
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- Spurs fan on FB, Steve Reynolds Sadly I reckon its all set up for Newton Heath to win it
- Can't believe Heskey is still playing, and at championship level!
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- Yaya scored one and made one. Has he played any other games for them?
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tune to celebrate our success today
- City spend all week playing a friendly in UAE. That's what happens when you cease to be a football
- One of post but should be wenger 6th fa cup now
- Arsenal players demanded change. Obviously they have been reading the AWIMB site.
- Disappointing result. Bolton should have knocked them out.
- The signings of Gabriel and the polish kid brings our spending for 2014/15 to 100m pounds
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- According to Twitter Villareal have confirmed we have signed Gabriel Paulista
- Podolski, Campbell and Sanogo all out...... someone coming in?
- He looks a proper South American mental
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- Well I'm disappointed....
- Mourino's right your fans are ****e...
- Bradford
magic of the FA Cup
- Vorm must've had a few quid on 2-1 Leicester.
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- That was a brilliant advantage by the ref for the second Boro goal. Well done.
- Come on Gabby you bitch where's my f**king Palace game?
- Jesus wept ====>
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Dennis Wise
- Apparently Villareal were offered Theo but politely declined
- Gabriel Bids Farewell To Villarreal Fans After Arsenal Deal Is Confirmed
- I finally have bought a car. Awimb will ridicule me
- Anyone know where I can stream Setanta Sports Ireland?
- Szczesny, Chambers, Koscielny, Monreal, Gibbs, Flamini, Walcott, Ramsey, Ozil, Rosicky, Giroud
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Nasty clash of heads between Evra and Frey
- FEEOOOOO
- Let the homophobic chanting begin...We can see you mincing out! ....
- wtf? Only one winger. If we blow this as many other big clubs did yesterday, I'll be seriously
- Who is the intelligent co-commentator screaming that Brighton should
- Need another goal as we saw yesterday a 2 goal lead in the cup is no good thing
- Looks like Brighton didn't fancy joining in with the magic of the cup.
- Funny isn't it. If Wenger had rested our two most in-form players
- He's put out a strong team. Now we have players back, of the highest pedegree,
- Never a penalty says the savage, What a c**t.
- That scouse **** commentating is gtting on my tits
- Why are we not wearing the red and white instead of the blue and yellow? This kit
- We've got Mesut Ozil
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- Robbie Savage referring to the other commentator as "Darkie"
- Oh dear. This could get messy now.
- What a tool Savage really is
- Flamini is garbage.
- Chesney is no Ospina
- Looked offside from the initial up and under before Rosicky's attempted clearance
- I am amazed robbie savage hasn't said how poor Brighton have been
- WOW TOMMY ROCK!
- Rock on Tommy!
- Wow. Just wow.
- why the f**k did he not start alexis and santi. ozil and wal**** are ****s
- ooh that was nice
- Looks like The Little Mozart is having an indian summer. An immense talent
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- Good to Alexis getting some gametime
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- has anywon mentioned what a massive c**t Robbie Savage is yet?
- Get your foot in! Dear God
- Savage
- Lol
- Oh great. Here we go again.....
- SFF is risking Alexis! What an SFC.
- :chubatime:
- So now the Ref is doing the let them kick Arsenal routine and a 'good foul' there
- Has to sell ozil in the summer - just not capable in this country
- Which one of our muppets was pushed off the ball after their handball shout? Pathetic.
- 4 minutes? WENGER OUT
- Someone kill Savage. PLEASE!
- Chesney what a joke......please no more....
- Last man and no red card?
- Defensively that was a disgraceful performance
- well I think we were never in trouble there good display by Ozil and Theo - but Tommy is our Scholes
- 5live read my email out first
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- I know the whole giant killing thing is part of the fa cup but surely the rules should still apply
- West ham and Arsenal only two teams out of top ten in league to progress to next round
- That was more nerve wracking than necessary. It almost spoiled my breakfast.
- What has happened to Denis Wise's head?
- Fiorentina Roma being refereed by Luca Banti
- The Tony is correct. Chesney is dreadful and hopefully remains 2nd choice at best
- Reading at home next please.
- Oh dear, Nayim doesn't rate Gabriel at all
- I thought Chuba Apkom looked lively.
- 3rd Generation Gooner posing before todays game
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- in his comments wenger said paulista work permit not gonna be a problem.
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- Not loving Theo's muslamic beard, tbh. Think he might be ideologically suspect.
- Interesting article by Paul Hayward of the Telegraph
- Happy Oz Day, fellow Aussie Gooners!
- jesu swept
- Anti-Arsenal rules ok, So Hughton thinks the ball hitting Chambers on the arm is a penalty but isn't
- This has all the hallmarks of an absolute genius
- That weekend could have been worse I suppose
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I am thinking to buy a Sat-Nav. Nothing too expensive but something decent
- Phil Neville, what an absolute ****, criticised Rosicky for looking the other way while passing the
- Village by us is having a football game v spurs!? there is a raffle to play for spurs
- Blimey. The flu really is rather different to a common cold, afteralll, isn't it
- Soooo...the Greeks have voted in a bunch of communists as the answer to their addiction to living
- Remember when Tomas Rosicky first joined? I remember saying that he'd be better than Pires.
- On my second week of 3 off after a foot op - anyone got any film recommendations?
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- Poor old Chesney. Drafted back into the team and the defence fannies about for BHA to score 2 goals
- What size beds do you people have?
- Meanwhile, down at White Hart Lane
- Awimb message board gripes
- 600 quid laptop budget - what's my best bet?
- I went to Stevenage on Saturday. Is there a secret part that I missed.
- RIP Demis Roussos. First casualty of the commie takeover.
- Chambers played yesterday?
- I've got this horrible feeling in my water that we're going to draw Bradford away tonight .
- Should chickpeas have a laxative effect?
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I have to write some design based word****ery for this proposal
- I've found that the best laxative known to mankind is Shepherd Neame Master Brew
- Gabriel has got a bit of Keown about him......
- Gabriel Paulista has got his work permit
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- One again Ze Germans leading the way in football
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- I'm finding that being on Cocodamol I'm getting all constipated. Anyone recommend a good laxative?
- New Yoork is hunkering down for an apocalyptic snow storm...I want some feckin snow
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- The good old days.....
- Chelsea seem quite eager to offload Andre Schurrle. Isn't he quite good?
- Blimey, Mad Men's Jim Cutler is only Harry Hamlin of Perseus fame
- Natural JusticeWIMB.
- Relationship Wimb, help needed
- Because we are moving home on Friday and leaving behind our fridge and freezer, I am not allowed to
- Talking of dismal, are you alright, old chap? You've gone a bit quiet.
- I thought Gabriela would have signed by now, its off isn't it?
- Mexes sent off on Saturday - the one millionth red card since Wenger took over.
- Love Letters to Richard Dawkins
NSFW
- Oooh. Bishop consecration just got SEXY!
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- Time to make myself look like a complete cund at the petrol station
- The One Show... The f**king One Show!
- That'll do nicely imo - Boro at home
- We won't leave London for 5 weeks
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- Tough draws for Utd and Liverpool.
- Farking 'ell - Not a good day for the Greeks. One of their F-16s crashes at Spanish NATO base
- STN6 spotted on the One Show
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- Thank goodness we have some cash to spend, our youth team is ****tier than its ever been.
- Greece hasn't been in the news so much since the battle of Marathon.
- Petrol done. Up and down the North circular a few times I am still alive
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- The Daily Mail has nipplephobia. It shows female "wardrobe malfunction" pics then pixelates the
- Hey Boston Brian
- What's the deal about underinflated footballs? Since both teams will be using them there is no
- :williams: I was going to watch that* on Friday, cried off and watched The Double instead
- Darren Fletcher on a free
- Boyhood is two and three quarter hours I'll never get back.
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- the patriots have found a fall guy, a patsy, I see. a lowly equipment clerk.
- I watched Sunday's MotD last night.
- So are we done for the tranny window then?
- Stag do.. im happy to invite my 16 year old son as im 43 and its 2nd marriage
- The concierge at my new office insists on calling me 'sir'
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half a tortilla and a piri piri chicken both covered in tabasco
- Reading about Snin's possible Stag do and Sir C's response things have certainly changed since mine
- Miliband issues challenge to Cameron "I'll be at those debates whether theres an empty chair or not"
- J...where do you stand on ...Buddy ?
- Main reason why Ospina should be Arsenal's first choice goalkeeper..
- I used to like Benedict Cumberbatch. Now I discover he's a RACIST MONSTER!
- Don't know quite where to start with this story
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Following the Cumberbatch incident, The Telegraph has done a handy guide to offensive terms
- Afternoon.
- So there's some chap in Egypt who claims to have been on hunger strike for over a year.
- Letterboks
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- Bloody hell, this holocaust stuff is a bit of a tough sell, isn't it?
- Has Flyd been on to deny the holocaust yet?
- The only way to remember Auschwitz
- Transfer Deadline Day approaches...
- Is there any stream for the European youth league game?
- My old man talked about this goal Petrovic scored for us. Did anyone of you lot see it? Free kick
- Still no Gabriel announcement which means it has been called off
- I'm not crazy. Just major depression, breavement loss and psychological trauma.
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- What a horrible person Costa is, will be a disgrace if he doesn't get a min of 3 matches ban
- Does anyone listen to Trap/Crunk style hip hop beats? Check my new beat please >>>
- With a bit of luck this will turn into a right dirty game. p.s. Shame about bojan eh
- Who do we want here?
- Fabregas injured
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- Excellent, Terry takes out Fabregas
- both teams are f**king odious and tedious - although i pissed myself when fabregas clattered terry
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Super Belgians ![Clound Nine](images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif)
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