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mr c! 74.6 today and yes mr not sir , im against titles (40 replies)
My god, Williams is giving Errani a pasting in the mixed singles (6 replies)
So I missed the Pulis sacking. That must have been a fun day on Awimb (2 replies)
Photo of GSTB posting his links on here (13 replies)
well done to assad today imo getting those alquaeda on the run , hope parliament gives him a minutes (2 replies)
Photo of Jr vegas posting his trivia on here. (1 replies)
Yes Stephen. You get a bit sad sometimes. We get it. Now changez le f**king disque, s'il vous plait. (11 replies)
Sharapova looks very attractive today (11 replies)
WTF happens here...do they really take big decisions ?? (0 replies)
So much for "Wenger out" . (18 replies)
Awimb Mysteries. Why does this smilie not work properly? (13 replies)
So using my super-diagnostic skillz I found the thing causing the error. (6 replies)
Wenger expected to sign a new deal (5 replies)
I am going to reveal Arsene Wenger's address. I don't care of the concequences (0 replies)
I know some people think differently, but there is absolutely no way (19 replies)
When it comes to shear beauty in the world of soap operas, the biscuit has to go to (4 replies)
AWIMB's - worst car you've ever owned? I have a feeling I'll win (55 replies)
Last resort, I am going to send Celebs begging letters. (0 replies)
I know that the #EverydaySexism Twitter feed isn't meant to be funny (1 replies)
My Excel has thrown up its hands in despair and left the building imo. (25 replies)
What Roids/HGH is Matt Damon on? He looks f**king huge (0 replies)
Cant see this being popular with the Stokies (3 replies)
Bono has vowed to boycott toilets and bathroom facilities until everyone in the third world has... (3 replies)
Who is going to be the player that we're linked with all summer? We'll finally capture them in mid (5 replies)
Looks like that bet on Victor Periera has gone then (4 replies)
It is an almost statistical certainty that at least a couple of you on here have owned a rover (13 replies)
So Tom Sharpe has left us (18 replies)
I pick up my new car this afternoon. I didn't get a BMW in the end. (43 replies)
Excited! Only one more sleep until The Stone Roses (10 replies)
Saffas taking a right hammering from the Injuns (4 replies)
How many days of sunshine before talk of droughts and hosepipe bans will start? (6 replies)
I briefly saw that Call Centre thing last night. A welch man was walking a prospective female (15 replies)
Controversywimb. the loaning of season tickets shouldn't be allowed imo. (16 replies)
Classic (1 replies)
Es ist die offizielle Post Dinge in verschiedenen Sprachen thread. (0 replies)
One from my personal collection. Hello Boys (1 replies)
Pennant released by Hughes at Stoke, :newsigningonthecheap: (0 replies)
Whilst other teams have some horrid fans. I have come to the conclusion that Arsenal (6 replies)
Jonny Parr's a cult figure! (3 replies)
Anyone not renewing their ST this time? (21 replies)
Here's what will happen: we'll make a couple of minor signings like the French boy and this (7 replies)
Man City's players wages for last season £200m (13 replies)
Did anyone watch The Call Centre on BBC Three? How can that have been real? (0 replies)
The new Eisfeld (1 replies)
Listening to a lot of funk & soul recently, I cant put into words how great this tune is (3 replies)
famous(ish) old headlines - guess the story... "TOMMY GUNNER!" (2 replies)
Skeleton Berg off to Fulham. Are we finally buying Schwarzer? (5 replies)
Giroud, Sagna, and Kos all on for France against Uruguay now... (4 replies)
I've no idea why Cowell is fixated with her? (1 replies)
ah! I see squillaci is ready for his next big challenge. (12 replies)
You know which signing would make me ecstatic? Mario Gomez! Incredible record, and wants to leave to (25 replies)
Buttler 32 off 11 balls (4 replies)
GameofThronesWimb.... (2 replies)
Its official now, Arshavin, Squillaci and Denilson will leave end of the month (9 replies)
Just thought I'd say. GOT's last night (10 replies)
Barclaycard are withdrawing their Premiership credit card (2 replies)
Crap Ideas I thought of to make money #1 Feel free to use them (17 replies)
There's something infinitely depressing about this. (6 replies)
iphonewimb - I have a recent issue with my phone in that it often doesn't tell me that I have (21 replies)
The last of my holiday mementoes - I give you: a sign in the communal area of our Berlin apartment (9 replies)
I think it's already fairly clear that City don't think for one second that FFP applies to them (15 replies)
Got back from holiday yesterday to discover the cat-sitter had bought one of those (44 replies)
So they're finally going to build a pub at a service station. Halle-bloody-lujah! (24 replies)
Is there any good money to be made out there. For a job that is mundane, doesn't require (16 replies)
Right that's it I will re-design the New York Subway map (0 replies)
Spring panzanella salad with courgettes and bacon and a bottle of chilled Corona Competitions I have won. I won a video recorder from a tv guide. (3 replies)
Just a band tune help (4 replies)
In case of interest, a Chips Keswick interview... (0 replies)
Old ******* wimb - sat at the hospital waiting for the wife... (5 replies)
PortableTelephoneWIMB: I have a pay-as-you-go vodaphone on which I sometimes get spam calls (7 replies)
Roberto Martinez confirmed as new everton manager (0 replies)
Cook gone, stupid waste of a review (5 replies)
Have you ever won any competitions? and what prizes did you win? (33 replies)
Speaking of Bayern, wd Uli Hoeness for this little zinger... (2 replies)
Lions on course for a cricket score in Perth (1 replies)
Rooney issues come and get me plea to Arsenal (2 replies)
Tsonga knocks federer out in three sets (7 replies)
I see it's going to be one of those days with the moaners having their (28 replies)
Lunch Suggestions? Need something safe as only got over the ****s (6 replies)
100 quid fines for people who sit in the middle lane on the motorway (3 replies)
Guess which American actor, who gained renown as a main character in one of the iconic (38 replies)
I'm glad I've bought LA a pint (0 replies)
Why do the Chinese love to gamble so much? (9 replies)
Bet Bale's shooting and crossing would have been trained out of him if he did come here (31 replies)
Talking of dirty money, I got given a tenner with a massive bloodstain on it the other day. (31 replies)
The things one finds on the interweb! What on earth is going on here? (34 replies)
We're being invaded by the Irish (9 replies)
All you blasphemers are going to be cast into hell's fiery lakes of sulphur. (19 replies)
With the Jovetic deal off now and the Rooney one a non-starter - who is going to be our big marquee (62 replies)
Personally I don't think that Wenger did make a huge mistake in not signing Bale. (10 replies)
Amazing how our players who have not had a great season all want to stay (8 replies)
Top flight England U 21s at new low (BBC) (7 replies)
Really? ... FFS... (3 replies)
Too much curry last night. (2 replies)
Another beautiful day, gardening is perhaps the best option today (0 replies)
we've signed somebody called mitrovic from partizan belgrade. (10 replies)
We back each other over here Chiefy (0 replies)
Arsene's Wanger claims to represent all of Australia (0 replies)
3 v. 1 Fab. go for it. (4 replies)
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Surround me with champions or I'm off, warns Koscielny. (4 replies)
Michu would be perfect, I think. No adjustment period>> (5 replies)
Watching bare-knuckle fighting docu 'Knuckle' for free on Youtube. Powerful stuff (1 replies)
The Liverhoof 4 - 4 Arshavin game just been rerun on Slysports. (0 replies)
The most important thing this time is not the signings but who will take over Webb and Riley (0 replies)
Not signing Bale was a huge mistake! Wenger regrets.... (12 replies)
I'd like to see Rooney at Arsenal but would spend the whole season worrying he had passed his best (1 replies)
Greek slag, nicked (8 replies)
This Archvicar of Canningbury - Justin Welsby...didn't he used to be a sports presenter? (3 replies)
And people were wondering why certain people have high post counts (9 replies)
Daniel Ortega used to hunt wild boar. (14 replies)
India beat Australia by 243 runs......in a one dayer! Aussies all out for 65 (5 replies)
You haven't lived until you've tried a 'Moons over my Hammy' at Denny's (1 replies)
Berni - in the entire sporting world, the favourite group of men to turn me gay (21 replies)
3 new signings. odd choice of squad numbers though. (0 replies)
If it was 1970 you could f**k off to Vegas, order yourself a shrimp cocktail (38 replies)
Tsonga hammering federer at the french open (2 replies)
Do we want Wayne Rooney at Arsenal? (4 replies)
TapasWIMB: Wild Boar with raisisns in a Pedro Jiminez sauce (16 replies)
Somehow this doesn't seem the most effective of strategies, imo (0 replies)
Fair play league champions 2012/13 season :trophy: (0 replies)
This place is definitely worth a visit if you are anywhere near Albury (0 replies)
What's up fellow gooners - any news on Rooney? (42 replies)
Firstly we need to get rid of this so and so is on 200K a week. (3 replies)
Would Rooney get to keep 100% of his commercial revenue at United? (11 replies)
Oohh just had a great thought. Wouldn't it be great if ManU had to do the same with Rooney as City (0 replies)
Romania vs Trinidad tonight....can't wait (3 replies)
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Koscielny to Eurosport "I feel good at Arsenal, if we have ambition to fight against the other teams (11 replies)
ChoccieBiccieWIMB: Penguin or Tunnocks Caramel Wafer (dark)? (31 replies)
**** (6 replies)
Watching Japan -v- Australia - is that a straight ? (3 replies)
He was always destined to have this job (5 replies)
dominos pizza!!!! (2 replies)
San Sebastian has the worlds best Tapas. The city is dedicated to it but Glasgow (2 replies)
On my numerous trips to the US. They always emphasise that their hotdogs are (1 replies)
I'm not big on phones but I must say the technology on this new S4 is impressive. (15 replies)
New Liverpool away and 3rd kits are really rather unpleasant! (13 replies)
How have I missed this piece of Sven magic??!! (1 replies)
I have chicken burgers in a sandwich for lunch (3 replies)
I put all this in a sandwich recently. But it was too much (54 replies)
I've just eaten the mother of all bacon sandwiches. (32 replies)
Having just spent three days there I think I'd quite like to live in Berlin (23 replies)
Anybody on here with >10,000 posts is generally observed as a bit of a weirdo with no life, right? (19 replies)
Anyone know about this site? Simb Weirdos? (0 replies)
Rather poignant that the homeless man begging outside our local shopping centre called Pep (2 replies)
Thanks to whoever posted this little gem over the weekend. Fascinating look back. (3 replies)
any top top top players signed yet? (1 replies)
I came across this on google. Once Awimb was talking about the lady who carries a teddy bear on the (10 replies)
A 33 year-old keeper on £80k a week, Ashley Williams, Yaya Sanogo and Dan Crowley. (8 replies)
Rooney better sign as I just got my tattoo 'Welcome to Arsenal Rooney' finished. (18 replies)
Who remembers Men Behaving Badly That time they got drunk (6 replies)
Dorian from Birds of a Feather or Rose from Keeping up appearances? #SITCOMSLAGS (0 replies)
“@OllieOGP: @DavidGoldWHU can I ask why you even signed chamakh? I'd rather you didn't. dg (4 replies)
Michu (3 replies)
GameOfThronesWIMB - I'm traumatised after the goings on in episode 9 (9 replies)
The Roonster is coming!!! (20 replies)
Anyone see Headgear playing a Hell's Angel on Banshee tonight? (0 replies)
Naipier this over has bowled 0 W W W W. (3 replies)
Just got the following message on Facebook. (2 replies)
I see Koscielny got 2nd in our player of the year vote.... (3 replies)
I was there, probably the only AWIMBer Funny how the spurs players legged it at the final (17 replies)
Adrian Durham got mugged in Rio (15 replies)
Any word on why Rooney is unhappy? (42 replies)
The absolutely impossible prospect of Cesc and Rooney is sort of hard on worthy is it not? (36 replies)
What a c**t (3 replies)
GameofThronesWIMB - My fellow fans. You are in for sum crazy f**ked up **** tonight (1 replies)
Valencia bargain shopping (6 replies)
Raw fish is fine, but even I - a Norwegian - feel a bit uneasy with raw shrimps. (17 replies)
i have to say, I've surprised myself with how excited I am at Jose's return (18 replies)
Quick, anyone want a load of ****e T.V content? (2 replies)
Jorge / any other geek. (32 replies)
Chesney quote on AVB............ (6 replies)
FASH Complaints. When did the term SHIPPING instead of Postage become mainstream over here. (4 replies)
Jose mourinho confirmed as Russians manager (11 replies)
I am suffering from tremendous anxiety today. I have no idea why. I am almost at Fash levels. (5 replies)
Anywon remember this little Essex crumpit? (0 replies)
Heeeeeeeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaack (3 replies)
I don't like being hungover. What makes matters much worse though (5 replies)
Berni and snin - here's a programme I found (5 replies)
Mack Fire Warden (5 replies)
Yes I was an idiot for having PPI on my credit cards (5 replies)
Don't worry guys it appears I've covered the cost of Rooney, Jovetic and Higuain (8 replies)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer (8 replies)
Surely The Guardian is indulging in self-parody here? Surely? (11 replies)
Denilson gone (21 replies)
If we could sign one player this summer, who would it be? Fellaini for me (14 replies)
Did anyone else ever watch that Dream On series about Wembley FC? (2 replies)
Slow day so what's for lunch? (9 replies)
Arsenal football club R.I.P (4 replies)
Concerts at the Emirates are just weird. It's very strange to see the stadium in such a way. (12 replies)
Is it possible that just a single day can go by without Arsenal being linked with someone? (12 replies)
Forget the coming ins. Do we have deal in place for Tomas.. (0 replies)
Dont we have a former yank player who now scouts for us in the States? (4 replies)
Anyone else think that Suarez bit Ivanovic knowing there'd be a load of fuss made (0 replies)
suppose I could warm to higuiaine. not very good hair. kind of frizzy, pubic. (0 replies)
Has this been discussed yet? (3 replies)
I'll blame it on the weatherman imo .................... (2 replies)
choon .............. (2 replies)
The Pasadenas I'm Doing Fine Now ......... (4 replies)
jake the ped (1 replies)
101 great goals got jose arriving in london (1 replies)
Proper slagged off Ox there (2 replies)
2014 my friend those scenes will be repeated (5 replies)
turn up the volume imo ....... (2 replies)
Great goal from Ox (2 replies)
So...how much dosh did Barca splash on Neymar? (5 replies)
Simon and federer goes to five sets (4 replies)
Well done Bayern munich last night (10 replies)
Brazil should have won but fair play to england (0 replies)
I see that clown Monty's been to the Synagogue again... (5 replies)
Fullers London Pride (0 replies)
Strong rumours that Gareth Bale is John Motson's ******* love child (1 replies)
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! (3 replies)
Deflected crap (2 replies)
Walcott, Ox and Rooney are linking up really well IMO (2 replies)
Brazil 1 Arsenal 2 (0 replies)
Jesus!!! What a strike from Wayne Rooney! Been class since half time. (0 replies)
ooooooxxxxtaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllllllll chuuuuuuuutneeeeeeeesssssooooooooouuuuup (0 replies)
Slight over-reaction from the commentators there? (0 replies)
pointless fact from a pretty much pointless match... (6 replies)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL L (4 replies)
Looooooooooool SILENCE for his Hulk / Banner joke (0 replies)
Fkin hell Barney and Mr Slate Comming on for brazil... (0 replies)
fecking ****e qality pic from brazil..gets blur when move fast etc (7 replies)
Pods and Per (captain) play for Germany v USA live on ESPN now (6 replies)
England very lucky to be 0-0 so far, Hart MoM (3 replies)
According to the bible man was created in God's image. It doesn't say much for God's looks does it? (5 replies)
Happy days, they are opening an English pub 10 mins from where I live (15 replies)
german keeper pulls off world class cock-up; xmas video makers rejoice (0 replies)
Neymar needs to be a bit more selfish in front of goal (0 replies)
I hated hm but tbf Ian Rush always knew how to score. (16 replies)
Hmmm (5 replies)
Is [everyone] dead ? (12 replies)
Deportivo relegated (1 replies)
Henry Westons 2012 Vintage Dry Cider 8.2% ooh dear... (10 replies)
How much truth in this (12 replies)
In spite of all the angst I do miss the weekend footie. (6 replies)
Cesc "All rumours linking me with Manchester United are false, I will not join Man Utd." (12 replies)
Negredo from Sevilla would be a decent signing. (11 replies)
I like that jovetic used to play for partizan belgrade. tough, imo. (7 replies)
What's everyone watching on the box tonight? The Americans on ITV looks good (6 replies)
Anyone lost a wallet? (2 replies)
Fabregas (4 replies)
maybe we'll just sign everyone. did you think of that? (0 replies)
funniest thing i've seen in a while (14 replies)
Jose last game for madrid today against Osasuna (7 replies)
Wales played well against Barbarians today... (0 replies)
One of my favourite Father Ted moments....... (13 replies)