AWIMB [Archive] - Page 26 - AWIMB

peter. You cannot abandon a lady and leave her potless and homeless. (70 replies)
Nicotine patches (6 replies)
So while your politicians have been wrapped up in the small matter of Brexit (4 replies)
glw gone (35 replies)
Oh dear poor Kanu...all of his football medals have been stolen (1 replies)
Sven has bald legs (1 replies)
Peter .. this sounds like the fury of a woman scorned. You didn't get caught playing (35 replies)
Not long now brothers. Theresa May and her (10 replies)
Corbyn's loving it > (0 replies)
This could be a lift amidst the gloom. (2 replies)
Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati, (100 replies)
Sweden finally gets a government after nearly 5 months. (4 replies)
Probably find a pretty cheap apartment in the UK now. Lay low, stay ahead of (0 replies)
Mislintat gone. (18 replies)
Kane out until March (2 replies)
Rumours that Mislintat is off (3 replies)
So - what will the vote result be tonight? (41 replies)
Chelsea are going to eviscerate us and feast upon our steaming bowels. (22 replies)
:clap: The Swimsuit row... (3 replies)
El Neny gone. Cech going. (12 replies)
My son ask for thyself another Kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee. (0 replies)
Wagner has left Huddersfield. (5 replies)
More kiddie fiddling in Yorkshire (1 replies)
So who would be considered a long termer from the current squard ? (40 replies)
This Ozil situation... I don't understand how he is allowed to fly off to Turkey (2 replies)
They're playing Andy Murray his retirement tribute after he just said he might (12 replies)
I am no longer the big, nasty racist on the block. I am vein received a commendation (3 replies)
In other, more exciting news, I have worked out how to make (14 replies)
Jofra Archer in the warm ups there... (0 replies)
The Degayer masterclass against the Spuds (30 replies)
Anyone ever did a White Dragon NSFW (0 replies)
Stan Crumpy (0 replies)
That knee seems perfectly fine bbrian (2 replies)
Poor old Claude is really packing on the pounds (2 replies)
Well...at least she can laugh about her past. (0 replies)
If you're already c*unting off Emery, 6 months in, having had just one transfer (43 replies)
What the feck is going on with Emery & Ozil? (2 replies)
Emery is tactically inept (7 replies)
Emery out! (34 replies)
well that was 45 minutes to forget (7 replies)
Ozil missing again odds (3 replies)
Bellend..... (1 replies)
Big fan of Elon Musk's new space rocket....... (1 replies)
FA Cup v ManU is Friday night! (3 replies)
Whilst I have no issue with this protest, I don't understand, (5 replies)
Well done Rambo (9 replies)
Loaners only, apparently. (6 replies)
We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt? (37 replies)
Whoa there (0 replies)
City last night.... (0 replies)
I take it admins have given up on Awimb as well? (2 replies)
Hunt for Door Bell Licker underway :clap: (2 replies)
I find it incredibly sad and tragic that a 14 year old child has been (8 replies)
Would I be right in thinking that Spurs have a reputation for (9 replies)
I see Arsene’s in line for a plum job after leaving our place (12 replies)
Have you ever sent someone a picture of ytour winkle? (69 replies)
Yannick Carassco (2 replies)
spurs have sold Mousa Dembele for £9m!! (2 replies)
Clemson crushing Alabama. (12 replies)
So the human foghorn Soubry doesn't like being hectored? (18 replies)
Manchester United it is (4 replies)
I love a bit of tech and this is definitely on the shopping list!! (7 replies)
Anyway, this cheered me up (12 replies)
Escape at Dannemora (0 replies)
I did some Youtube scouting of this Denis Suarez chap and came (9 replies)
Good weekend for footy players doing stupid things (6 replies)
Is someone taking the piss here? (4 replies)
These rumours..... (2 replies)
The Chicago Bears mascot behind the goal (1 replies)
Trubisky is absolute garbage as a QB (0 replies)
Alan Partridge making movie ideas again? (0 replies)
Couple of tasty games today. Eagles bears, chargers ravens. (3 replies)
I don't think it's often enough appreciated. Theresa May's got a pretty good rack to (8 replies)
*This is worse than Omsk* (1 replies)
Awww bless him (16 replies)
The lads (horse racing) (0 replies)
Eeeeek Januhairy (0 replies)
Janikowski’s hamstring (NFL) (1 replies)
If a man must cry then he must cry manfully. Poor Sir C will weep copiously (0 replies)
This is one seriously dull game. It highlights just how short we are in squard depth (7 replies)
Blackpool Lights. I heard George Harrison say the Beatles used to go to Blackpool (0 replies)
I’m not sure what C will make of all this ? (2 replies)
Not one FA cup game on regular tv on here this weekend? (1 replies)
So Bournemouth have just signed Nathaniel Clyne. Why were Arsenal not all (7 replies)
I wouldn't care so much about our mid-table mediocrity (26 replies)
“We wanted to see what he could do with a different set of circumstances." (0 replies)
I can't stop (1 replies)
Yes yes, all that's well and good, but did you know Ray Sawyer's died? (5 replies)
So the Invincibles thing is safe for another season and Spurs aren't going to win it. (99 replies)
They are better than us, I admit it. (2 replies)
Game on you fvcking Liverpool basterds. (0 replies)
What a game this is (11 replies)
I like the cut of this Sajid blokes jib. It’s always fun to (1 replies)
Swiss ramble confirming the view that Kroenke is c*nt (21 replies)
Fúcking Trump and his rows with fúcking China, fúcking stock markets (8 replies)
I am also a bit of a football hipster on the quiet. (12 replies)
This description of the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs is a bit sobering. (42 replies)
Respect. (6 replies)
Can we stop wasting Unai’s time with stuff like this please? (1 replies)
Fabregas can still play a killer pass (4 replies)
Et tu Greggs? (2 replies)
Talking of chicks, I read a book by one and it was alright. :nod: (45 replies)
today is the slowest day ever. (2 replies)
Chavs sign Pulisic for £58m (24 replies)
I watched The Railway Children once again yesterday and it wasn't for my love of (30 replies)
Diets eh? of the 15 or so women that work in my office I reckon at least 10 of them (1 replies)
I just weighed myself at the gym post holidays (28 replies)
Dear Vegans. The pun 'Veganuary' doesn't work unless the 'g' in it is hard. (6 replies)
Anywon else back at work today? (31 replies)
I was not overly critical last week; so, this week, I am not overly praisegiving. (7 replies)
I’ve found Unai’s YouTube channel.... (0 replies)
Kroenke is a tight c*nt, claims arseblog (7 replies)
Great defending again. (1 replies)
No Özil, no Ramsay. (2 replies)
Sickening Van attack in Japan...something doesn’t smell right imo. (1 replies)
According to Ornstein we are so broke we can only do Loan deals. (9 replies)
Rashid Khan (0 replies)
I come on here today to show I am not afraid. (2 replies)
And now United look unbeatable also (3 replies)
I guess we aren’t talking about Aboomerang’s shot (2 replies)
Poor Ainsley Maitland Niles. Liverpool really pissed on his chips. (0 replies)
And I'm feling... (0 replies)
To overly slate Emery at this stage is ridicules. (20 replies)
Well, that was so much better than Arsene, wasn't it? (13 replies)
****ing boil-washed man city full kit ****ers (0 replies)
Jesus (0 replies)
It had been a complete **** shower (11 replies)
This Lichsteiner bloke is absolutely shocking (1 replies)
Comedy defending again. Can we have 4 new wons in the transfer window ? (0 replies)
Hilarious defending. (0 replies)
Off to the gym (0 replies)
What happened there then? 3-1 Wolves (0 replies)
Harry Kane MBE, Gareth Southgate OBE. Jebus fúcking wept (2 replies)
These Banega stories are gathering pace (0 replies)
No Özil tomorrow? (6 replies)
Peter Hill Wood - RIP (7 replies)
Since scoring our best chance was a clearance off IWobi (2 replies)
We have been so poor, it reminds me of last season (2 replies)
We have been absolutely dire so far this second hf (0 replies)
So that must surely be it for Mesut then? (0 replies)
Will be annoyed if we drop points here (1 replies)
Hmmmm...old habits die hard with this lot (0 replies)
Now that was a cute finish (0 replies)
Tottenham are looking scary (6 replies)
Any idea on our formation here? (0 replies)
Still reeling from Pittsburg’s fake punt (4 replies)
Merry Christmas Awimb ! (3 replies)
Anybody working today? (9 replies)
He doesn’t seem all bad imo (0 replies)
Medals for finishing fourth - What the **** is that about? (0 replies)
During the festive season let us not forget the truly important things. (3 replies)
Oh FFS !! (0 replies)
It was 40 years ago today.....and I can still picture it so clearly (1 replies)
Eaglessssssssssssss! (5 replies)
Jcc and Unai both giving Iwobi some serious instructions (1 replies)
Here we go.... (1 replies)
Oh, look! Our only moment of creativity and only goal came via a player this (21 replies)
Sokratis...wind up merchant (0 replies)
The state of Bellend there (0 replies)
Oh, that Ozil bloke starts... (0 replies)
Tommy - The Opera (2 replies)
One piece of good news today (1 replies)
I am at work but it's dead. When can I far korf (9 replies)
Arsenal fined £45,000 (8 replies)
Conspiracy Theory #125 (4 replies)
Muslims get into the Christmas cheer by raping and beheading two scandinavians (10 replies)
David Baddiel just called me a tw*t on Twitter (16 replies)
It’s really not fair to make fun of how bad women are at football. (2 replies)
Has anyone watched ‘ Sunderland ‘til I die’ on Netflix? (0 replies)
Why does Ramsey have to backheel flick everything (4 replies)
Box office boxing this weekend (2 replies)
Having seen the video of the bottle arcing it's way onto Alli's head (0 replies)
As someone who firmly believes that Unai Emery has turned us (20 replies)
Sad situation when our best shot last night came from whoever hit Alli with a bottle (3 replies)
So Özil is Finnish at Arsenal, then? Pretty damning of Unai to call him out in front (0 replies)
Arshavin...caught riding a horse after leaving a strip club loooooool (0 replies)
Ozil...another sweet 350k in the bank (3 replies)
There's a familiarity about this Maitland-Niles fellow and it is his (4 replies)
Honeymoon period's over then ? (25 replies)
I don’t really care about this game (1 replies)
The opposition has scored 5 goals since Kos returned (2 replies)
No creativity. Can't defend. Wenger in. (7 replies)
When I think how Cesc used to boss football matches (2 replies)
Has Papa Docrates actually scored for us yet? (0 replies)
Iwobi's passing appears to be more hopeful than measured (0 replies)
Oh, Mhikky! You have to score those in a NLD. (3 replies)
Farewell, Mesut. (7 replies)
Here we go...back 4 of Maitland, Sokratis, Xhaka & Nacho (0 replies)
This very afternoon I attended an Irish pub and tested for the first time - Taytos (7 replies)
Well that was a bit silly Mr. Corbyn (21 replies)
I need some offensive/ lairy trainers. (3 replies)
The Guardian - The 100 best male footballers in the world (3 replies)
Anyone actually going tonight? (19 replies)
Solksjaer? (6 replies)
Just had a quick look over on SIMB.... (11 replies)
FFS I got a queue of people wanting to use my amazon prime (4 replies)
That was an expensive banana (1 replies)
John Cross reckons Pochettino's in the frame :rubshands: (23 replies)
Well that's a pretty horrid last week (1 replies)
Mourinho gone (15 replies)
bye bye Jose (0 replies)
Right, which one of you cunds has his ear to the ground transfer gossip wise? (15 replies)
I assume we don't train the day after games? Because I just saw The Turk (2 replies)
I keep seeing stories about these militant vegans. Somebody needs to (1 replies)
So we buy everyone from Dortmund and now the Scum will have a CL QF. (2 replies)
Batty Boys again (1 replies)
Paris is not quite the war zone they make out. (0 replies)
So we have Wednesday night European football again in Feb (1 replies)
:sigh: So Miss Spain is a bloke. (2 replies)
I see Lord Heseltine has come out against Brexit. Hearken unto him, little commie (2 replies)
Farkin' ell...wor Bobby's morphed into n old woman. (0 replies)
Blimey berni .. Brexit looking like being crippled or scuppered (0 replies)
I wouldn't mind but Southampton were pretty rubbish and there for the taking (0 replies)
We thoroughly deserved the defeat because of our now historical (2 replies)
Useless Kraut cünt in goal. Shîte defenders. No creativity. (12 replies)
This is farkin typical of the type of pox luck we get in a season. (8 replies)
Yeah so I’m not sure about Lichsteiner, Kos and Xhaka (1 replies)
'avt that ya dirty yokel cunds (0 replies)
WTF Wenger OUT! (2 replies)
Not surprising given the ref has given them the nod that they (1 replies)
Dick out! (0 replies)
All you people are so gungho on Brexit and yet it's going to fvck the Premier League (4 replies)
Spurs score at the death (1 replies)
Watch This (9 replies)
Torreira vs Bellend KO in training #bloodbath (1 replies)
The Chargers last night...my big question is... (1 replies)
Oh my word, what’s going on here ? (1 replies)
I actually felt a bit sorry for our googley eyed Turk last night. (13 replies)
What happened there?? Did someone come in from the stands (0 replies)
Jesus, Look at that hairline on Gilmour ? (0 replies)
Would have been a great goal (0 replies)
Not convinced too many of these kids will be here in the long term. (15 replies)
Chelsea fans doubling down... (0 replies)
Attention! Attention! (7 replies)
Who's this no.87 Saka starting tonight? And what formation are we playing? (0 replies)
The new head of Rugby League...Tony Adams (7 replies)
I want to whip out the massive boiler in my flat. (8 replies)
I'm en route comin fo all yall punkassses (0 replies)
Michael Cohen odds (0 replies)
EON want me to have a smart meter. (1 replies)
This Calero, our Holding replacement, has an extremely gay twitter feed. (0 replies)
Irritating moment of the evening while watching the CL (1 replies)
Which of you put this fool up to grabbing the ceremonial mace? (1 replies)
red - please confirm you're alive and well, cheers (2 replies)
I hope all these Tory MPs coming out and backing May turn into (52 replies)
I for one am glad we don't have to have the extra (9 replies)
Monty - make yourself useful and give me a Chinese or Japanese recommendation (7 replies)
Exclusive footage of sw on his recent trip to London. (6 replies)
She must be some sort of masochist. (10 replies)
Will there be protests again this weekend in Paris? (5 replies)