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We're supposedly signing a 5 foot 4 Brazilian called Bernard (19 replies)
Me mum just called, one of the tortoises has passed away. RIP Tom the tortoise 1979-2013 (14 replies)
The royal fanatic is still camped outside the hospital (3 replies)
'never get out of the boat. absolutely goddamn right.' apocalypse now. (3 replies)
Rory Mcilroy keeps this up and he'll be Irish pretty soon again (4 replies)
I love how the papers are calling the departing santos a 'defender.' biggest whopper of the window! (2 replies)
Here's a little Detroit fixer-upper. (11 replies)
Muirfield looks like a battered muni in Texas on the tv (5 replies)
Another one gone! (14 replies)
being made redundant in 4 weeks time (3 replies)
He's been spending too much time in other holes. And it's not the first or the 18th. (1 replies)
calm down calm down (8 replies)
London Colney canteen today>>>>>>>.. (4 replies)
Two questions. Did Bernie make it off the M25? and why does Sir C persist with his pretence that (5 replies)
Who fancies a good old weep? (2 replies)
United fans ****ing in a fury at the thought of their vice chairman on his way home to sign Cesc (3 replies)
Frooooooooooooome (7 replies)
Oh dear oh dear oh dear (2 replies)
Smith? This is worse than Siddle (0 replies)
My word. (2 replies)
Strauss on commentary. Bairstow (0 replies)
Well played, Belly! (7 replies)
Thirsty business, this cricket. (2 replies)
I say, chaps, is that Muirfield a golf course or a car park? (2 replies)
im suprised they go on about latin lovers and lusted up africans etc...in this heat (20 replies)
I know little of stickball but this chap Bell seems to be doing well, doesn't he? Scoring lots of (4 replies)
I will take Benteke that's how desperate I've become (27 replies)
Shot of the Day :bairstow: (11 replies)
Cracking hat-wearing from the Aussie skipper, imo. Well played. (2 replies)
Make the most of that life JB. :phew: (10 replies)
Returning to Japan 17 years after leaving, Wenger says Arsenal are ready to spend big 18/07/13 (6 replies)
Wasn't this meant to be an easy series for England??? (15 replies)
Fabulous club this Dortmund if reports are true.. Lewy must be worth atleast ¤25m in the current (19 replies)
Helen Flannagan. She has all the ingredients to be attractive, but she just isn't at all (4 replies)
It's a bit odd that every time the temperature in the UK exceeds about 25 (12 replies)
I can't stand those ******* earplugphones any more. I'm going to get me some posh over-ear wons. (13 replies)
We could do with Saurez for the next two matches (0 replies)
i have a similar feeling about this as i did when charlie nicholas (20 replies)
Nike's sponsorship of McIlroy is still going well I see (10 replies)
The Internet Filter (0 replies)
If, in a hypothetical cricket match, your side were to hypothetically lose 3 early wickets, (6 replies)
Celtic, Cliftonville, Shamrock Rovers, their logo designers are not very creative are they? (3 replies)
Rodgers says Saurez is staying. (4 replies)
Well I'm stuck on the M25 going nowhere and have been since 9am. (49 replies)
TV shows that the best part of them is the theme song. (1 replies)
I don't know much about this cricket lark but I do know there is a great opportunity for ****FREE MO (0 replies)
Babayaro FC looooooooooooooooooool (2 replies)
Why doesn't Vaughan just go out to the middle and take the batsman's bat away (0 replies)
If this heatwave **** carries on much longer I am going to check into a hotel (18 replies)
So a lot of people are unhappy with the lack of transfer activity, then? (1 replies)
We won't get Rooney. Maureen is a master at charming footballers. He is already making (16 replies)
So which one of you will do this the next time we don't need the opposition to score? (0 replies)
I'll try and make it over for Berni's funeral (0 replies)
talking of chavvy types it is odd how most of us on here would (5 replies)
The Scottish tan (6 replies)
Hidden messages in rock songs: could Led Zep's "South Bound Saurez" be a hint? (2 replies)
f**k you Marve f**k you Tony (1 replies)
Jock - here's a pic I took from our pool in Dubai. Can you spot Brian?* (0 replies)
we have a squad good enough to compete for 4th again (4 replies)
STOP BATTING LIKE c**tS!!! (1 replies)
Hmm (5 replies)
Advice given to any females that plan on travelling to the Emirates (4 replies)
Ohh, I like him! That actor doing the Ashes ad on Sky just now. (0 replies)
Are we going to have 5 days of cricket talk again? (13 replies)
So, Finn, Bresnan or Onions? (52 replies)
Should the racing industry be forced to use biofuels? (5 replies)
HB Nelson Mandela. Well done machinery. (0 replies)
Won the toss and are batting (1 replies)
I see a story about Liam Gallagher suing over allegations of 'Love Child' Love child is a strange (3 replies)
I really don't understand why a lot of you still in love with Fabregas. (33 replies)
This quote'We have not the problem of the wages of Wayne Rooney' (7 replies)
Forget higuain then... (12 replies)
Been offered a ticket to see Man U -v- Melbourne Victory at MCG. (2 replies)
Frustration? (3 replies)
Egg and dart....I think I heard somewhere too that they will be showing match of the day :club level (4 replies)
Fabregas? (4 replies)
Rooney? (1 replies)
Higuain? (0 replies)
derogatoryracialtermswimb. is 'beaner' used for mexican in the uk, or does it mean something else? (24 replies)
What do winning basketball championships and unpopular court verdicts have in common in L.A.? (29 replies)
i guess the reason we are no longer interested in rooney (17 replies)
Right then, all you ****s who are living in the USA (12 replies)
Is ESPN still going to cover the Champions League this season? (1 replies)
What a poorly run organization FIFA is ...... (7 replies)
This no women thing at muirfield...why is it seen as some sort of mad civil rights, discrimination (7 replies)
The Apprentice, load of bull****. None will make it i n the real world. More interested in (2 replies)
So who will be our captain next season then? (3 replies)
no buying to sign top drawer mega stars is not hard and does not take a long time like idiots keep s (5 replies)
It's building.......... (0 replies)
i think i just thought of something very big maybe crazy but it is possible an d maybe it is the sec (1 replies)
I would like to see us go for some of the French U-21 players (4 replies)
Why when such ridicules transfer fees get paid these days do we sell Cesc and RvP for a comparitive (10 replies)
Who is likeliest to come to the Arsenal? (3 replies)
I would have been delighted to sign higuain a few weeks back (16 replies)
Our war-chest needs to be milked soon like a mother's breast or it will burst. (0 replies)
It is clear the media and Mancs alliance to get them the best squad is alive and well. Doomed. (4 replies)
wd The Arsenal, letting the Running Man lead out the team for the match (1 replies)
Have we signed World War Z as yet? (0 replies)
Payton thinks Cesc to United is 75% on :cutwrists: (12 replies)
Zelalem is sheer class (2 replies)
Wengers catchphrase word for 2013-14.. (1 replies)
Nobody has mentioned the Gervinho for Gourcuff rumour (1 replies)
I want to buy a basketball vest. I don't support a team or even watch it (9 replies)
Suarez, really? £40m for that horrid, little man! (22 replies)
Mr loverman.......CHUBA! (9 replies)
Full Wenger Jacket (2 replies)
I said from the first moment I saw Gervinho play he was a wrong'un. I also said when I saw (2 replies)
The way to end our trophy drought is clearly to relocate east (1 replies)
Feck south east London...we need Kroenke to move us to SE Asia...literally smash it! (0 replies)
Hulk to Monaco for ¤60m.......am I missing something? (10 replies)
Is there a napalm drill? (7 replies)
Phan f**k for that. me love you full time. (1 replies)
keeper off LOOOOOOOL (1 replies)
The ref is making a name for himself here. (0 replies)
Off with his head, off with his head! (0 replies)
83 mins and the rain is falling. We are going to f**k this up they are going to go all Stoke on our (2 replies)
walcott has he socred yet! (1 replies)
Ffs. :Bagdhad: Useless c**ts. (1 replies)
Saurez probably is being delayed until our tour ends. (0 replies)
7-1 (1 replies)
'2.45pm BST 68 min Possession football from Vietnam. The crowd go wild.' (0 replies)
Some gent has a large flag with Ho Chi Minh on in the stands (1 replies)
jacks coming on (0 replies)
Hulk off to Monaco for 60m Euros (0 replies)
Always liked that Akpom (0 replies)
I finally have downloaded this Candy Crush Saga game. For me it's the gaming version of Ryanair. (1 replies)
waitresses served customers topless (0 replies)
Manh Hung coming on (0 replies)
I will be extremely hannoied if we blow this lead. (6 replies)
Akpom out! (0 replies)
Giroud scores a hat-trick and everyone moans that this will stop us signing a striker (9 replies)
Hmmm.....still no Wilshere, just a cold or something more? (2 replies)
Someone appears to have taken pre-season seriously (4 replies)
This seems a bit misguided to me, but hey... (1 replies)
Our boys winning in the 'Nam, I see (18 replies)
These matches are unfair. The crowd get to cheer everything. (0 replies)
Gooooooaaallllll. Girooooooooud. +1 (3 replies)
Phew, faith in Arsenal fans restored, only 16% want Rooney (2 replies)
For f**k sake Giroud, really? (1 replies)
Are the meeja here trying to destabilise the Aussies by banging on about this supposed (9 replies)
I like this story. Woman sues Yakuza Boss (1 replies)
Guardian Minute by Minute (8 replies)
if you order the away kit you get a free hat (9 replies)
If all three were the same price and wages which would you prefer (19 replies)
is the first refusal on cesc about to get traded for rooney (8 replies)
Giroud (3 replies)
More than Rooney I am confused with his situation at Manu... (5 replies)
Okay, deal complete >>>> (23 replies)
So to make it realistic for this final on apprentice tonight..does Sugar just get to feck them both (2 replies)
Old c**ts of Awimb, hows your hearing? (11 replies)
Meanwhile... while Fabregasm, Sea****, etc., were engrossed with Trayvon (7 replies)
latest on Cazorla, their president denies it... (2 replies)
Just past a sign post for a village called ****bottle (4 replies)
I can accept the deposit obstacle but isn't long term renting the road to madness (16 replies)
If this Chelsea offer for Rooney is true Utd are mental for rejecting it. (6 replies)
Petrol WIMB>>>> (21 replies)
Jorge, when you go to Mcdonalds, do you have a meal deal? (14 replies)
anywon been to sunny beach bulgaria? (1 replies)
I only work well under extreme pressure imo (4 replies)
Let's clear it up. Things you can or not negotiate prices on. (2 replies)
Renting WIMB >>>>> (25 replies)
Rooney def suffering the ongoing wrath of Sir Alex (9 replies)
So it turns out the Bahamas are rather pretty (0 replies)
Some first class stuff here from Maureen.. (4 replies)
Rooney is coming across as a big of a sulking **** really (22 replies)
joel campbell gets his work permit. transfers sorted! (1 replies)
I'm beginning to find this transfer window more painful than the last few (6 replies)
Funny Suarez ad (10 replies)
I guess this mad bitch really wanted her McNuggets.>> (5 replies)
Does this translate into "we offered him a bucket load of cash" ? >>>>>> (1 replies)
This guy's been camped outside the hospital for a week (2 replies)
Santi leaving... is this to make room for Cesc's return (1 replies)
Two Spanish dailies are reporting Santi has agreed personal terms with Atletico.. (6 replies)
The 3 best football/soccer books ever are written by American's (4 replies)
Who am I? (2 replies)
Name the first American to play in England's top flight? (3 replies)
Who am I? (4 replies)
seaciderknitting7>>>> (1 replies)
Atletico Madrid reach transfer agreement with Cazorla (4 replies)
Name the Arsenal Manager (12 replies)
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Anyone know when the draw is for the champions league qualifier? (5 replies)
Temp is 30 deg C in my bedroom....how the fcuk does one sleep in that kind of heat? (5 replies)
NO answer??? I gotta scoot, so the answer is ............. (2 replies)
Has anyone used the Bangkok Airways business lounge in Phnom Penh? (9 replies)
we just now signed a new player and his name is fah-kin na wan (5 replies)
Looks like Raheem Sterling has been sharing changing rooms with the Liverpool ladies team. (4 replies)
Enjoy your summer. Who knows what a miserable winter you may get. (1 replies)
Did Moyes really say we need Rooney incase RVP gets injured? (1 replies)
Sol - 2020 (0 replies)
Jammy slogging Sussex cùnts. (0 replies)
Oi you f**kers! I saved someones life FFS! >>>>>>>>>>> (2 replies)
Now, do I go and bowl a load of rubbish in the nets in the heat (0 replies)
So what is the story with Poyet - Was it skullduggery ? (2 replies)
I put a stud wall up all by myself and felt more manly than i have ever felt in my life (36 replies)
roma in for kevin strootman (0 replies)
The Lib Dems and Trident.....what a bunch of arseholes...... (10 replies)
'I experience every defeat like a death', says Wenger as he puts Arsenal stars through their paces (2 replies)
Arsene's surprise signing? (3 replies)
I love when the blokes from Japan come over to the office. They can't stop bowing (5 replies)
As soon as the sun shines, the country lanes around here become infested with Morgan cars, all (6 replies)
'Coolest' way you've quit a job? (23 replies)
Ok geniuses is there any good auction/selling site which is FREE to list and where you only pay on (16 replies)
We are bound to have a good season now I've had to give up the season ticket (1 replies)
Oh my, what an interesting story (4 replies)
I'm fascinated by this development in the US justice system and wonder whether we are to follow suit (13 replies)
I spend most of the year waiting for the season to end for the relief of finishing top 4 or (1 replies)
wtf.. TdF peloton held up at a level crossing (5 replies)
Count Grishnackh arrested in France - charged of planning a massacre. (4 replies)
Great shot fella (2 replies)
if it hurts you so much Arsene.... (7 replies)
This is really surprising (4 replies)
I see lots of people wear ear plugs at gigs. and have been told it actually (28 replies)
opinionWIMB.... Where do you stand on this sort of thing... (4 replies)
Our transfer dealings are a joke! (22 replies)
Apparently Graham Hunter, who usually knows his Spanish football pretty well (10 replies)
Bloody hell, this is a bit forceful from the lego-haired midfield schemer (20 replies)
Didn't Suarez wear 11 at Ajax? That would be Santos' best contribution to us!! (6 replies)
Hello I am Sarah from *inaudible and I wanted to know if you need any more labels for your franking (8 replies)
LOL, the cycle mob are now all over the athletes like flies on **** pointing their fingers (10 replies)
Is Dr Rich around? I've got high pitch whistling noises in both ears. (1 replies)
The Dangote Group (0 replies)
Wenger talks about spectacular signing, Arteta says its finally time to spend big .... (17 replies)
The Arsenal: Pure Class (1 replies)
"I can't see Fab getting a game ahead of Tom Cleverly" (1 replies)
i must say this does not sound like a club trying to hold on (0 replies)
Do Utd still have season tickets to flog? (12 replies)
has anyone touched on the theory that just perhaps (9 replies)
like **** to a blanket (3 replies)
Mike Oldfield - Moonlight Shadow (6 replies)
Peter's Pop Show in Dortmund 1985 (0 replies)
An airline crash is a tragedy, I know, I know (1 replies)
Awimb, I have a new favourite lamp post (3 replies)
I was hoping to read a few more nightshift posts on here about the Trayvon Martin killing (24 replies)
Just saw the Cesc interview stating that he only ever wants to play for Barcelona or Arsenal (2 replies)
FashWIMB: Has anyone considered changing job because of poor tea & coffee making facilities? (43 replies)
If Cesc is available... (32 replies)
Nice to see Wenger and the team making new friends in Vietnam (3 replies)
Is Stuart Pearce managing the England Women's team? (1 replies)
arsene talking stupid one day and talking stupid the next and proof he talks stupid cos he doesnt kn (4 replies)
I feal sorry for people who get injured, or worse, die, but I cannot help but feel that very rarely (6 replies)
Just found out I share my birthday with Serge Gnabry. whoop and indeed whoop! (4 replies)
Wenger reassures fans a 'spectacular' signing is on the way (but is it Suarez?) 15/07/13 (1 replies)
He'll be disappointed with that... (9 replies)
Oh my. (2 replies)
Cavani worth £54m? Really? (7 replies)
Why would United want Cesc? They've always told us that Anderson was so much better (24 replies)
imagine this down holloway road! Dorset on his little scooter (1 replies)
Surely Yanited would not bid for Cesc, unless... (5 replies)
a big decision (1 replies)