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I'm gonna watch Coutryfile to try and calm down
:L:
Are people actually still paying to go and watch Arselol?
Wenger: “It’s difficult to explain how we lost the lead.”
Just like Liverpool we are in transition...next season we will be worse. Ramseys form
I agree with all of this >>>>>> #Arsenal
Touchdown!
David James bankrupt?
At this rate...Sanchez is gonna put in a transfer request...
Bye Arsenal bye Sky sports 1,2,3,4 and 5
Wenger : We got the right balance between attacking and defending
Look at this **** 7 players in Swanseas half after going 1 nil up
The Welbeck/Alexis pairing gives some cause for optimism. Until Giroud comes back and wrecks it
Just seen that Hamilton came in 2nd
I am giving the NFL a go.
And of course we are first on MOTD 2.
One Nil to the Arsenal
The old drunk oirishman tommy smyth supports the sacking of Wenger. Believes he's lost the team.
ITS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!! Claude blowing a fuse
At least Sanogo is still hugely entertaining. Absolutely anything could happen
He's like a failthful old dog...
Well , wenger did say at the press conference no matter what the score we will play the same way ...
our squad is ridiculously unbalanced
As i have posted many time before , Jenks is a far better full back then Chambers
Call yourselves Arsenal fans?
Is Diaby actually injured again? He could be the answer to our woeful lack of any strength in front
Wonder what the AKB propaganda will be?
Tis soon to be the moment of the snobs who incessantly talk about
What's this *******s?
It's rare that I go to a rugby match these days; probably once in two years or so.
wd the Tower of London Poppies yesterday, was a moving experience
Battle lines drawn then.....Wenger Ins vs Wenger Outs
Everything is going to be fine. We've signed Brooklyn Beckham
It's not acceptable!
The whole thing is a mess!
Complete and udder rubbish!
Normal gloating rights over spurs have been temporarily suspended
Wd this scouser's grandad imo.
I've not seen him play but just how much of a prospect is Hayden, if AW still prefers to
Are we going to have a protest soon? Or maybe a march? Shall we loot Piebury Corner for craft ales?
Never mind the Fan TV troglodytes. Arsene has now been bantered off twice in a week
BUFFETWimb. Are there actually any decent ones?
Is AWIMB outdated now?
Most annoying thing about yesterday was
So. Going to Finland later this month. Evening naturally involves a traditional Finnish sauna.
Now I know that this ArsenalFanTV thing attracts only the most idiotic, but the cretin in the clip
I really have had enough what a shambles that was yesterday
I investigated the wireless Sonos /. Heon wireless spoeaker thing.
I did a 'roast' in the end on Friday.
I thought I was used it by now but stupid Arsenal losses still f*ck up my weeked.
When you were younger.
Civil war for Spain, then.
I take it everyone has seen Dortmund's winning yesterday
I love Nolan but Interstellar was the biggest load of boring, sentimental tripe.
I never much liked Paddington Bear. Never saw the appeal. Freeloading Peruvian f**ker.
Oh f**king hell, Geldof's at it again
Porkster - your assessment of Chelsea's defensive personnel is incorrect
Gay couple ordering 3 kids through surrogate mothers. Now ain't that dandy?
Can someone who maintains Awimb sort out the ****ty technical issues? >>>
Wenger was quoted after the match yesterday as saying Sanche didn't have a good game
Does anyone think Wenger can build an all conquering team again?
Danny Dyer is so horny
Lets never forget the cause of WW2 as we remember the fallen of WW1
The Harder I Try
HOw about a little culture, AWIMB? Mozart... fantastic performance.
wimb. I have just finished watching Breaking bad and have some questions.
Southampton is doing great why can't we? What is their secret?
f**k me, but two minutes feels like a long time sometimes.
As my last post was a flop. What TV show shall I watch next?
looooooooooool. I love the Merse, but surely Veng didn't beg him to stay, did He?!
We used to have a player called Charlie Nicholas and he was fat
The Education Secretary Nicky Morgan is getting some stick for saying that students should avoid
I never liked that Cowboys and Indians game at school.
Sign him up Arsene!
So I haven't had a drink since Sunday evening and it's all surprisingly OK, actually.
Sad to see Dapper Laughs failing to get a second series after saying someones "gagging for a rape".
LOOOOOOOL poor Claude
Fash/Ash venn diagram intersection
Pet hate no 156: interviews within music cds.
Todays hero imo..Man does ‘MDMA and cocaine, steals ambulance then masturbates in police custody’
Talking of mugshots, which modern day awimber is this iyo?
Modric is the best CM in the world right now. Come at me bitches!
Move on, nothing to see here people, none of us were nonces, honest
It's remarkable that anyone still posts here, really
Tyrone Mings for England
Billy can you comment on this
Blackfish is on bbc4 at 9pm. For anyone who missed it first time around watch it, it's brilliant imo
Gazidis Prem League CEO of the year? huh?
I bought some items today and used one of these credit card machines.
I've just had a great idea. Let's all not post anything. Basically all leave
Brooklyn Beckham, just like his mum. Enjoying it up the arse.
Is it forever now, to be the grave yard shift in here? Nothing is insurmountable in this technical
I have just finished watching a TV show called Detectorists
Actually, if you look underneath all the mugshot listings, the four pics below are quite odd.
Happy Birthday Mr Anaconda!
I have a day at leisure today and have been spending my morning considering what I'd do if a burglar
The press seem to have been remarkably quiet on the matter of Libyan soldiers
I give you fair warning here and now, awimb. Anyone I see admitting to, or boasting of,
Another thing: even the most vociferous of Wenger’s critics would not be able to say with any
Over the sixteen years Arsenal have qualified for the CL
And while we are at it...Santi....stay away from the cornerflag
What's the second best national anthem in the world? My vote goes to Dell'elmo Di Scipio of Italy.
It's always poor old AW innit. (Maybe a tad NSFW)
Isn't it annoying when you feel the need for a **** but after sitting on the bog for 20 minutes nowt
Really struggling with my Christmas list for Santa. I really cannot think of anything I want
So apparently, Nigel Farage wants to privatise the NHS, cut workers' rights and axe BBC comedy.
Warren Clarke RIP
Sir Chesney...what do we make of this latest stat
Seems a bit silly that someone who actually did a rape can play fotoball, But a silly man who makes
Right now a lander has separated from a shuttle and is on course to land on a comet
There was a discussion earlier about what to do if a burglar broke in. Here's what you need +>
See where 'education' gets you?
Alright Fellas
Hang on. Is this the same Vivienne Westwood who was at the Anonymous protest thingy complaining
Will the Oakland Raiders go 0-16?
Why can't this board up anchor and move to another provider.
Breakfast Beatdown at a Philly McDonald's!!
Anywon done the Emirates stadium tour?
Very disturbing and upsetting news
Does anybody here like Kim Kardashian's big fat arse? It should be shown in Arsebook..
I enjoyed an omelette for dinner this evening. 4 free rangers, stuffed with fried onion, potato,
'Scientists could not contain themselves' said BBC News reporting the comet landing...
해피 뒤늦은 생일 LA!
Not one album has gone platinum this year.
Awimb has lost it's stimulating edge.
Ker-ching!
B. Re: Chedwyn. Aren't you underestimating football's ability to rally
There arn't many places that give good service these days, but this morning I
Lucky most of you lot are plastics, Qatar is banning gayers. And booze will be restricted.
f**king messageboard.
Good to see Arsenal claiming Ozil would be back earlier than expected
Mickey Mouse cricket, but Sharma has hit another double.
Now, Amy Lawrence is not a half-bad writer and seems a decent bint too, but this
I think we can all unite in our love of pictures like this, though.
On matters sartorial, I've finally worked out how Mesut Ozil takes his inspiration from
Here's a picture taken from a comet hurtling through space which we landed a craft on
Diaby out for another 3 months with a torn hamstring
Where are you Jorge? Sky1 7pm Simpsons Monreal Monreal Monreal
With all the injuries Arsenal should be renamed The Crips.
Arse.com headline: GIROUD RETURNS TO TRAINING ...meanwhile...
Good morning Awimb. You are all amazing. Have an A1 Day
Kind of nails the whole Poppies in Football nonsense
I couldn't reply below f but speaking of turntables recently and the resurgence of vinyl
f**king stupid euro****s have made a right mess of this comet landing business. Useless ****ers.
Arsene for another 3 years. No point moaning about it
I'm sorry to have to do this but I have no choice.
I turned down free England tickets and they got annoyed.
at last some bloke just won that 100k on heart..its a very annoying quiz on office radio
What's for dinner suckers?
Reading more about this Chad Evans case, it becomes pretty obvious why his co-defendant
Fair play to the Jock Wobs.
Is it true Arteta has been given a 1 year extension to his contract? FFS he's garbage.
I'm being forced to watch/listen to...............
Gervinho's still got it
Sweaties v Paddies ...not on terrestrial?
Does anyone need bantering off with some ****housery?
Welbz
Techie types - I am having wi-fi issues at home, particularly in the bedroom
Welbz
Look at this raging racist
Welbz will overtake Sir Bobby Charlton if he is given the games to do so.
...
f**k me spent 100 quid on a taxi from ealing to marlow last night..no memory from main course onward
Worrying.
A few skint people about after those results...
Welbz scores for ****ty England and you think he's a don. Fickle f**ks.
Can anywon make sense of this email I got
Chadli off at last. What a c**t.
RIP Glen A Larson thank you for Battlestar Galactica, Magnum P.I. , Knight Rider
Bring it on Snin and all other sheep shagging *******os
And I have a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.
Slaven Billic....bring back Thatcher itv4
Daley Blind out for 6-8 weeks
The steamer on our coffee machine at work makes exactly the same noise as Donald Sutherland at the
I've been forcing myself to find a new TV show.
So I went to see the Tower of London poppy thing the other day and to my horror, there were
That's some next level banter, man goes out on the chirps dressed as Mario Balotelli
Wtf is wrong with Nigel?
I stopped at Waterloo on Friday for a peek at the museum.
Wenger talking on FrenchTV about our line up vs Swansea.....the man is on crack imo
OfficeWimb. 'He's away from his desk' Why can't we just say he's not here?
What is it with people buying houses? Why do they all seem to decide they're Gordon f**king Gekko
I appear to be in High Wycombe - none if you know true suffering
I seem to have accidentally become a fan of Gogglebox, Awimb. I deserve castigation for this, I know
Spandau Ballet
What's the most impressive thing you've seen with your own eyes?
Mike Dean ref for Manc game - game over then.
Yaya bossing the England under-21 defence.
I watched the England match the other day and was surprised to see Jack got man match
The great thing about Arsene Wenger is you'll never catch him resorting to tired stereotypes
"Is nice!" First McDonalds opens in Kazakhstan.
Does anybody here have a online business or any side gimmicks for additional
Dear Hamas. Your attempts to sell your softer, 'we're a legitimate ruling party' side are somewhat
When i read they were bringing out another cover of the Band Aid song i didn't realise it had
I've finished the wonderful True Detective and the next series is going to have
Wow, a footballer more fragile than Diaby
Let's write our own Awimb Christmas song We can all feature.
Songs you hate. Oh Pretty Woman
I see Berni mentions of True Detective. Is there anyone who didn't fall for it? Jorge wouldn't, of
I wish Gareth Malone could do something other than choirs. I'm a bit bored with choirs,
No mention of the tour de force that is.. Ray Donovan
You don't hear much about ALS these days, do you
Do you all still go to the WB before games?... Aint been up there since old Tel popped his
I ended up watching The Wild Geese the other night.
Poor Ainsley
Lord have mercy and be still my beating heart. Look at her fellas and imagine, just
an In-Law just asked if it was safe to come to St. Louis for Thanksgiving
This makes me think of when someone conjured the image of Nicosia
Seals f**king penguins.
Since the Scottish became English - who gives a ****? - anyone
The Scottish fans are a disgrace. Her Majesty should send General Wade to sort them out.
Today I too was bantered off with ****housery.
Got ******* runninig on explorer but still got the ****ty banners blocking large proportion on left
This site so sucks now. :(
"Made in Arsenal"
Southampton have got more right to use the Academy monicker than West Ham do imo
Welbz injured. Here we go...
So that's Giroud starting vs United :( poor Wellbz
Welbeck to be fit this Saturday........... please.
Limpy Ox, limpy Welbz
Suck on that Awimb sweaties
gogglebox
evenin asmerican c**ts
0ne horse town
Awooga
I rather enjoyed that match last night. Best England game I've seen in years
I watched the Band Aid video last night. And not to be overly critical
Pat, can you ask Fash if he's seen this? #gamechanger
Why are the gentlemen of the press so very excited that England supporters sang nasty songs about
So pubs not tied to buy beer from landlord/brewery now..good or bad ? I assume Sir C and B say bad
Has Alf been on this chatline recently?
What's the longest you've gone* without getting an erection?
Awimb Mysteries? Why does Neg have an obsession of injuries and sports folks taking drugs.
Proper Manc accent here..
Can't believe we have Wenger n missed Malky...racist, sexist, homophobe & anti-Semite.. if he
Quick thinking by my northern brethren averted a potential incident
Old Skool Poll: I feel like utter ****e (self inflicted) and as a result didn't go to work today
if you don't wish to give out the wrong signals it's best probably to keep your knickers on and not
Just seen a Spurs poster on the Tube that advertised the opportunity to meet Santa in the tunnel
RIP Red Buses. The Routemasters are now covered in head-to-toe adverts Boris Out*
Berni, you have - I can only assume wilfully - entirely missed my point
Anyhow, who's feeling christmassy? Cheer up everyone, Santa's coming soon!
Rumours on twitter about Steve Bould leaving. Big chance for Mickey Pearce imo
Amazingly, Man Utd's injury list makes ours look good
BBC Sport's League table if only English goalscorers counted
I am learning all sorts of unusual Italian ritiuals.
UnderpantWIMB: Yesterday, I woke up early, rummaged in my pants drawer in the dark and put on the
I’m excited about Saturday’s game. Great chance to achieve a ‘big’ result and start pushing on after
The adverts on here are lame. Who wants to go bungee jumping FFS
Le Big Man Upfront is back