AWIMB [Archive] - Page 25 - AWIMB

So Arsene has a new bird!! (0 replies)
Not being funny but he didn’t do himself any favours dressing like that (0 replies)
Sarri4Nothing (0 replies)
I forgot about Paul Mason (1 replies)
To be fair, I think this new Labour party could be almost as funny as the old one.` (1 replies)
So Monty old bean, it's pretty clear to me what is going to happen now (8 replies)
Has anyone checked that Owen Jones and Aaron Bastani are ok? (0 replies)
Just had a chat with Mesut's cousin in the petrol station (45 replies)
Picture the scene down in the bunker right now. (12 replies)
So does this anticipated Labout split represent the end of the (8 replies)
I am sure AWIMB will want to join with me in celebrating the the birth (38 replies)
It’s started...Ozil fans accusing detractors of Islamaphobia (3 replies)
Carnage in Durban :clap: (0 replies)
Good morning Awimb (4 replies)
So, tripadvisorWIMB: Dallas (16 replies)
"Thousands of schoolchildren in the UK are taking part in climate strikes" (22 replies)
I see that our potential new technical director Marc Overmars (0 replies)
It is fun watching 'wimbs two most respected political commentators locked (2 replies)
#PV4TH14 or #DB10MO11 (9 replies)
So this vote that Mrs May lost, I'm assuming it is some irrelevance (18 replies)
More top ****housery from The Donald there! (1 replies)
I’ve watched us when we were **** in the 70s (54 replies)
Well, that was predictable, wasn't it? (0 replies)
Hang on Hleb is playing against us. (2 replies)
May has played an absolute ****ing blinder here (14 replies)
This whole Shamima Begum thing is going to get the (0 replies)
There should be a word for That Moment when you realise (17 replies)
Irish gypsies, far from being a mystery have now been quite comprehensively DNA (1 replies)
no more A380's then. (14 replies)
Well done Amazon Prime (5 replies)
Monty’s top Valentine’s Day tip for 2019 (24 replies)
I'm tired (9 replies)
Race hustling from Sky Sports (0 replies)
Always a good evening when United lose (1 replies)
Times 2 piece on Corbyn today. (0 replies)
I've only just realised how MASSIVELY overrated that Banks save from Pele was (58 replies)
Joe Root channeling his inner Tony C (10 replies)
Banksy's dead. (1 replies)
Well done Dick and the Septic. We've given away a 400k p/w midfielder (17 replies)
Worlds gone mad. (3 replies)
Burns Gone (6 replies)
I've taken to writing business emails in a formal, (21 replies)
he dunnit? (3 replies)
Awimb diversity. (7 replies)
Feels like spring, boys. (10 replies)
6 Nations (2 replies)
What is it with fúckin' pilots when they top themselves they can't just do (8 replies)
SorryBall (1 replies)
5th (6 replies)
Godammit...was hoping to use the SarriFourNothing joke again (2 replies)
Sarri gone (4 replies)
Vardy...brought on to take the penalty (6 replies)
I think Unai finally did it!! (0 replies)
Such bullsh!t. Theyre taking Prince Phillip's license away. (2 replies)
Mustafi and Kos fell asleep there (2 replies)
We actually scored from a cross! (1 replies)
Albert Finished :( (3 replies)
Summer Transfers - Players Staying / Going (9 replies)
Slightly unfortunate name for the journalist...... (4 replies)
I am in possession of my currency for my trip to the US and am struck yet again by (6 replies)
Parents protest teaching of homosexuality. Where's Owen Jones? (1 replies)
TV reviewimb: (24 replies)
god it's only 09:58 (2 replies)
Well looks like I got the next few days free!! (14 replies)
Here’s some more outrage culture for you (0 replies)
France has withdrawn its ambassador to Italy due to being bantered off with shít... (31 replies)
I must say, this is a rather good and thoughtful piece on the whole Brexit thing (3 replies)
Tottenham's new stadium (1 replies)
Apparently, Sri Lanka is the most suicidey country on earth. I wonder why? (16 replies)
Sexless women (11 replies)
This anti-EU naked woman keeps appearing on my Twitters. (25 replies)
Arsene Wenger is a better man than you. (21 replies)
Nantes have begun legal action against Cardiff City demanding first payments for Sala (30 replies)
I dreamed I lived in a stalinist state where keeping chickens had become mandatory (40 replies)
How fcuking **** is flatview (10 replies)
Last night I dreamt I walked into a gents and (17 replies)
Anyway, on to more serious matters: has anyone heard from Peter lately? (11 replies)
I've just received a press release about a survey on attitudes to robots. (33 replies)
Now that's having bad day......... (14 replies)
A much better take on the Liam Neeson saga (13 replies)
One is minded of Waugh's comment upon hearing that Randolph Churchill's (0 replies)
I've got to go and have my polyps removed doubleswiftfast, apparently, (17 replies)
When I thought there were no redeeming features to Irish heritage, I see this (11 replies)
I see Liam Neeson has made the mistake of admitting to an entirely comprehensible (35 replies)
There seems to be a fixation with nonces on Netflix (0 replies)
CookingWIMB (63 replies)
Scousers feeling a leetle bit the pressure right now (3 replies)
Have they found Glenn Miller yet? (4 replies)
Tottenham are going to win the league. (21 replies)
Their 3rd goal was *******s and any handball appeals are laughed off (14 replies)
Yes Stan...hide those tears (2 replies)
You got to applaud Southgate imo (1 replies)
Qb mvp (0 replies)
31 for 31 Field Goals busto (0 replies)
This Brady chap is pulling a Lichtsteiner (1 replies)
Unfortunately a very fair result. Don't have the firepower as yet. (29 replies)
No shots in the second half (0 replies)
This Suarez chap. (3 replies)
Ffs Old Man Lichsteiner all over the place there (1 replies)
This tactic of heading the ball backwards without knowing (2 replies)
Unai has now travelled further on the touch line (0 replies)
Good lord :cry: (6 replies)
Already a joke. Kos punt downfield lose the ball. City charge forward and score (0 replies)
Mustafi and Kos together at the back today is it? (2 replies)
Tottenham to sneak the league after pool and city shīt themselves (1 replies)
Good morning gents (2 replies)
Calypso Collapso incoming (2 replies)
Richard Bucket gone (1 replies)
Windies run 4 and shout ‘too easy’ at Stokes who was biwling (0 replies)
The Skysports Caribbean xylophone jingle music (0 replies)
Blimey, the Guardian reporting honestly about a glaring example of Muslim bigotry (6 replies)
Jeremy Hardy gone. He may have been a bit of a blubbing lefty but he was very funny (11 replies)
37 years today since what's now only the 2nd most shameful episode in Aussie cricket (3 replies)
Kronke post Transfer Window (0 replies)
It's apparent that Wenger's payout has hamstrung our current transfer efforts. (0 replies)
3 hrs until transfer deadline (26 replies)
You know one guy who's seriously panning out. And that's Kolasinac. (0 replies)
Scouse Scum at it again (6 replies)
This new lad reminds me a lot of Ramsey in (0 replies)
I’m quite into this loaning system (9 replies)
I've had an idea. Since there are clearly no opening batsmen in Her Majesty's kingdom (6 replies)
Denly ! (13 replies)
spurs keep on breaking records...... (0 replies)
Well I can sleep soundly now it's on Arse.com (16 replies)
Me: Sorry Bro (0 replies)
So awimb ...how much would Harry Maguire cost in todays market? (9 replies)
Fück me but the scummy *******s know how to score late on (3 replies)
4th place....well done Unai.... (5 replies)
Woeful stuff by Luiz there for Bournemouths second (3 replies)
Harry McGuire has equalised for Leicester (0 replies)
Is it wrong that the way this chap's little hat flies off makes me laugh? (2 replies)
So this is a thing now? (0 replies)
Looks like Yannick Carrasco will be joining Denis Suarez in London. (22 replies)
I find it very amusing that so many of the vlogging liberal fascisti (9 replies)
So last night did restore at least a tiny scrap of my faith in our democracy. (12 replies)
Bit of African naivety from me texting my United (7 replies)
City losing (11 replies)
French Vardy awesome :bow: (1 replies)
That’s better from Laca (2 replies)
We’re so bad, I was actually pleased to see Jenkinson coming on (3 replies)
Piss poor (0 replies)
Good to see some of our fringe players get a run out (4 replies)
Amen Unai :bow: No Xhaka (0 replies)
You couldn't make it up - Part II (1 replies)
So Suarez ... tell me about him awimb (3 replies)
Suarez announcement imminent :cloud9: (23 replies)
Seems like we’ve got some games for the RL WC (10 replies)
When is Sir Charlie coming back ? (4 replies)
So we was 'sacked' then. (18 replies)
The Xhaka abuse video (0 replies)
Winning trophies just feeds egos........ (16 replies)
We just had a David Brent lookalike in the office (5 replies)
More handcart stuff to make us all feel happy and secure. (0 replies)
Comedy Statue News (1 replies)
Here's a quote I happened across I'm sure you'll like and I am (0 replies)
Seems like we might be signing Perisic, another BVB boy. Did (10 replies)
As the Mayor intends to rinse every penny out of us what car (17 replies)
Arsene....still waiting for Batman to show up? (0 replies)
So I note that 5% of the UK population denies the Holocaust. (14 replies)
In an otherwise bleak sporting weekend, Tottenham's loss was a high point (13 replies)
"The club is doing fantastically well. It’s so successful." #WengerOut (5 replies)
Underdog weekend..United, Millwall, Dons...now Palace (2 replies)
I notice C just got shaded out from making this years top 10 list. (0 replies)
Henry gone .... (2 replies)
Xhaka can sod off to Stoke, or anywhere tbh (1 replies)
Well done for getting Wenger out. (35 replies)
Jesus. They’re now jerking off about how great United (5 replies)
looool Conor Mc Lingard wants a piece of Kolasinac (0 replies)
Well that's ruined my weekend (0 replies)
Bin the lot of them and start from scratch imo (1 replies)
That’s 3 CB’s they’ve knobbled now ? (2 replies)
Set up for Ozil to come on and to steal the show (2 replies)
Good time for a piss break (0 replies)
Oh look it’s the 99 semi final again (0 replies)
How many times are they going to show Solskjear sitting on the bench FFS?? (0 replies)
Another career threatening injury (1 replies)
We will win this (0 replies)
What a ridicules corner (0 replies)
FFS... What is it whenever we play these c*nts ? (8 replies)
Arsenal v The Slags (3 replies)
Isn’t that out? (2 replies)
Ok here I go...these two fixing to get centuries imo (0 replies)
As the match is on BBC. How long before they show (11 replies)
My abiding memory of Hugh McilVanney is showing him (9 replies)
The funniest thing is, you just *know* there were a bunch of spurs fans (6 replies)
Calypso Collapso (0 replies)
Happy birthday Pokster (6 replies)
Come on you Chels (5 replies)
Henry gone pending DRS (2 replies)
You are all acting like the most disgraceful barrack room lawyers, condemning Alex (0 replies)
CricketWIMB (23 replies)
14 counts, mind! To be fair to the Procurators Fiscal, they're not fùcking about. (4 replies)
Now I believe strongly in innocent until proven guilty, but (23 replies)
Alexis tomorrow night (5 replies)
How come we haven't got a saucy little filly doing our transfer business, (41 replies)
No matter how many times you do it, the way the US Immigration authorities insist on (20 replies)
Interesting....possibly a bit of fact checking required (1 replies)
Flu Jab (2 replies)
De Jog to Barcelona. (18 replies)
TC - thoughts on the Windies England Test series? (5 replies)
How come this fugitive bloke was convicted of man-slaughter (10 replies)
LOOOOOOOL! Turns out the chap who trashed the Travelodge with a digger because he (7 replies)
For the first time this winter, the magic letters SN appear... (14 replies)
Say what you like about Michael Gove (5 replies)
Women's Equality party leader steps down... (0 replies)
Further to earlier's conversation, and promoted by seeing David Blunkett on TV, (9 replies)
WES and Burney - several months ago you both insisted that the ERG wouldn't vote for (9 replies)
I have been away, have I missed anything? (20 replies)
We’ve just had a hippy from the Green Party appointed minister (3 replies)
Sadly, my support for Unai Emery has begun to waver (7 replies)
Blimey, the aeroplane carrying Cardiff's new signing (37 replies)
So Hector has done his cruciate ligament (5 replies)
Marc Overmars to come in and become our Technical Director :cloud9: (27 replies)
How come we didn't play anyone at the weekend then? (14 replies)
confirmed Sven Mislintat is off next month (2 replies)
When does the transfer window slam shut? (4 replies)
Everyone seems to be getting very aeriated about HRH Prince Phil at the moment. (18 replies)
It seems like our jan transfer funds have been used up (1 replies)
Hoping the Saints beat the Rams (12 replies)
Good finish Llorente (11 replies)
"Extremely difficult to motivate." :homer: (3 replies)
Went to Saturday's Gilet Jaune Protest again. (0 replies)
Awesome....Bellend’s replacement sorted!! (2 replies)
Well, we defended quite well in that 2nd half (0 replies)
His name is Unai .. (2 replies)
Ramsey....is it too late (2 replies)
Was that Koscielny’s best game for us? (0 replies)
Yep. Take that result all day long (0 replies)
Well that was a nice surprise for a change (0 replies)
Bellerin has just nobbled his cruciate i think (6 replies)
Jesus..hes about to take off Ramsey and laca (0 replies)
Anyone got a stream? My usual one has stopped. (4 replies)
Haha well done Kos ..nice shouldered finish (0 replies)
Unreal start ...then the team completely switches off (2 replies)
So losing today would be an end to our top 4 hopes (4 replies)
nice to have you back mm, remember me? (4 replies)
Going through CVs again. A lady in her early 30s who's just come back off maternity (5 replies)
Some positive cheer at least, from our yoots. (0 replies)
Anyone got a spare ticket for tomorrow? (8 replies)
Thanks AWIMB, you just got interesting again (25 replies)
Wd, The Mash (0 replies)
The absolute scum who wanted us to lose, to hasten the exit of Wenger... (27 replies)
Aboomerang’s girlfriend going in hard on Januhairy imo (2 replies)
The Duke of Edinburgh is actually driving Range Rovers at 97???? (5 replies)
Shame they don't play much Frank Zappa on the radio nowadays. (4 replies)
So Ornstien has confirmed that Unai has suggested Ozil leaves the club... (21 replies)
Have we signed Ever Banega yet? (10 replies)
It shocks me how old Jamie Oliver looks. I mean that muthafvcka look ready (0 replies)
Out* manager of the future battle , Paddy V Thierry (3 replies)
Top ****housery from Bielsa there! (13 replies)