AWIMB [Archive] - Page 24 - AWIMB

I have come to the conclusion that jewellers exist solely to prevent men from having (4 replies)
Genuine question. If No Deal Brexit, do I have any right to stay in France after the (26 replies)
So misgendering is a crime now (5 replies)
So the leitmotif of most Brexopaths when explaining their loathing of the (23 replies)
Neil 'Razor' Ruddock. (8 replies)
Happy birthday Sashley! (1 replies)
Whats up my niggas (0 replies)
Well speaker Bercow may well be a treasonous cur trying to sabotage this last (2 replies)
Bit of gun action in Addiscombe, my old stomping ground... (1 replies)
Lunch? My own sandwich is contrived thus (34 replies)
That Harry Redknapp programme was most enjoyable. (5 replies)
Naughty Boeing...... (0 replies)
I always thought the Speaker's role was simply that of a chairman of the (72 replies)
Has anyone ordered a pizza delivery recently? (1 replies)
:clap: That's that then. (19 replies)
So, anyway, normal service has been resumed. It was an Allan. (3 replies)
Cracking tweet is this, from Derbyshire Police (2 replies)
I went into a record shop today. (8 replies)
Well are we actually leaving on the 29th or not? Some of the tabloids last week were (2 replies)
Shooting of several people on a tram in Utrecht. (13 replies)
The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge, (32 replies)
What is is with JK Rowling and retrospectively making her characters shirtlifters? (17 replies)
All in all, a shíte weekend of sport. (42 replies)
lol. Gazidis out! (0 replies)
C'mon bueno , lets.be having you! (0 replies)
Fairplay to former :spud: Heurelho Gomes. (0 replies)
We'll be hearing a lot of Kiwi accents over the next two weeks peeps - a yet more (0 replies)
Out of interest, who the fück is Jason Cundy? (13 replies)
Hartley Brewer on QT last night. (2 replies)
In other news, the DUP in “significant discussions” with government t (2 replies)
Why are they switching our Napoli game so we have to play at home first? (14 replies)
50 years ago today (0 replies)
At least Spurs are out (4 replies)
Lunch? (17 replies)
Very likely to overtake Spurs after the next round of PL fixtures (62 replies)
I'll say this for Senator Fraser Anning, he's not a man to pull his punches for (2 replies)
Scholes gone! (17 replies)
To think they say Germans have no sense of humour (1 replies)
Arsenalesque defending by Sevilla there... (0 replies)
Ayyyytheeengweeurrrhabmorurrpossecionweedeeboll (17 replies)
Far from a classic but we're through (0 replies)
I see the "pretty girl in the crowd" shot has been replaced by the "any old munter (1 replies)
Is Ol’Bangyerbum on a bet not to get his hat trick? (13 replies)
Kalisto? Mysterio? (1 replies)
Stewert Robson is a bit of a **** (5 replies)
These Rennes pricks are annoying me now with they diving (2 replies)
The football, where an honest sporting man can enjoy an honest sporting drink (0 replies)
They’ve turned us. (8 replies)
Arsenal 5 Rennes 1 tonight (1 replies)
Arsene hopping on the 44 to East Finchley ? (4 replies)
ELwimb. Why do some games start at 5.55 and others at 8.00? (6 replies)
Bayern looked like an aged team in urgent need of rebuilding last night. (24 replies)
So when the campaign for the second referendum is afoot do you suppose the likes of (20 replies)
Can someone explain to me exactly why 'no deal' has been removed for good? (22 replies)
Liverpool putting in a serious second half here tonight (11 replies)
6 pnints of Doom Bar and a packet of dry roasted nuts. (32 replies)
So how did i miss Wenger taking over Schalke then!!? (1 replies)
Well done, Chesney! (1 replies)
Brexit is going to ultimately get cancelled if May loses tonight, isn’t it? (109 replies)
Lacazette now available for Thursday (1 replies)
What do you call those crisps that are like matchsticks? (35 replies)
All 737 Max 8's grounded in the UK by the CAA (15 replies)
Stephen Hawking's nurse struck off for failing to provide him with 'care he deserved' (10 replies)
The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and (50 replies)
We've all been there... (6 replies)
Seriously, though, where the fvck is Peter? (18 replies)
I have, to date, said nothing derogatory about Unai Emery. (52 replies)
So May's latest deal about to be voted on, who wants to take a punt (6 replies)
Al Blaine gone. (2 replies)
I bet Theresa's waving her enormous cock sized clitty around Juncker's face (0 replies)
Aboomerang’s Tottenham penalty learnings vs United.... (24 replies)
Monthly Cycles (10 replies)
Amidst all the goings on at RM, I was highly amused to discover that Bale (16 replies)
Brum pitch invader (37 replies)
Christ, Is there a more banal quiz show than Tenable ? (5 replies)
Talking of the good old days, I often remember with a chuckle (5 replies)
This is genuinely extraordinary. This woman seems to believe she lives in some sort (34 replies)
Henry Winter getting on his high horse, again (52 replies)
When Wembley Park was ... a park. (47 replies)
Presumably those hoping Geoffrey Cox QC is able to adjunct crucial legal advice to (9 replies)
Just weeks before I become a landlord, Labour announce plan to allow tenants to stay (11 replies)
We're approaching the vinegar strokes as far as Brexit is concerned. (38 replies)
So Tim Stillman says that the US women's soccer team deserve wage parity with their (48 replies)
I watched that Ricky Gervais thing over the weekend. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't (15 replies)
What does Graeme Sourness have against us? Every time he tried to speak post match (10 replies)
Does anyone understand the physics of why a ball swings like that? (39 replies)
It's heart warming to hear Mr Emery's english greatly improving with each (0 replies)
Just looking at the remaining fixtures (16 replies)
The thing that struck me about that chap who sucker-punched Jack Grealish was what a (15 replies)
Can we just clear something else up? Ramjamgangbang's pelanty yesterday in no way (10 replies)
Leno shaping up to be a top keeper (3 replies)
I don't think I'd go so far as to call the Xhaka goal a de gea mistake. (23 replies)
1,000 century breaks for Ronnie (1 replies)
This clown who’s trying to destroy our club just started his post-match interview by (15 replies)
Fair play, Dick. We won. Congrats on picking our four sexiest players up front. (1 replies)
Not so fast on the job, Solskjaer. (0 replies)
Souness gutted? (3 replies)
Yeah but Wolves, Watford and Leicester all away (0 replies)
The Sprinklers loool (1 replies)
Liverpool lolz (3 replies)
Ward-Prowse for the win! (0 replies)
CL qualification rule (3 replies)
Lol (1 replies)
Guess what fagz? Laurence Fishburne has agreed to come into our movie. (0 replies)
It seems that you rubes got snookered by the Russians. They funded the Brexit (6 replies)
evening punks (5 replies)
I have not watched the documentary about Mr Jackson (and will not) but am I to (13 replies)
I see yer man who made a bollix of his loop-the-loop at Shoreham and killed 11 people (30 replies)
This morning on Radio 4 I listened to two leading scientists saying that men (44 replies)
Team being abused at the airport last night. You really have to ask (56 replies)
The victim chap in this Michael Jackson thing (28 replies)
This Suarez chap, taking a little while to get going? (7 replies)
No wonder PSG got rid of Unai (1 replies)
Making Ben Arfa look like Ronaldo (0 replies)
Well, that was predictable, wasn't it? (0 replies)
United are going to tear us apart (23 replies)
Mesut Ozil in a wall (0 replies)
iWobi shot physics (0 replies)
Airport Lounges (14 replies)
Can't wait for VAR :cloud9: (2 replies)
FrenchHumourWIMB. This pic is doing the rounds on social media here after PSG's loss (0 replies)
Two deeply disturbing things last night then (26 replies)
On the plus side it really does show just how bad a job Mourinho was doing (19 replies)
Now that, gentlemen, is how you take an historic penalty .. you step toward (6 replies)
It’s TUCHEL’s fault (3 replies)
Oh my word... (17 replies)
PSG are so pedestrian. (3 replies)
The Jacko loons are protesting at Channel 4 about this documentary tonight. (3 replies)
Beardsley Sacked (4 replies)
Baby number two on the way and (20 replies)
B, or anyone. Do those Pubs in Paris show the footy? i.e. AFC-Rennes (15 replies)
Dem Oirish fellas isn’t ignorant bogdwellers any more. (15 replies)
This sounds fun - who's in? (2 replies)
Modric: "Of course, we miss Cristiano." (0 replies)
6th at the start of March (20 replies)
No need for a full-scale intervention, but a couple of (14 replies)
Shít's about to hit the fan at the World Bank. (0 replies)
Hats off to Sergio Ramos (1 replies)
Ajax rolling back the clock here (8 replies)
Obviously a bit too much to expect spurs to spurs this up but a few early Dortmund (0 replies)
hmm this is a bit strange (1 replies)
That Labour MP's attempt to represent herself at the Court of Appeal sounds as though (17 replies)
Anyone remember that little jewish fella used to post here. Had spats with just (36 replies)
This needed a vote? (25 replies)
What was the name of the chap who was dying of heart disease? (13 replies)
Did you hear about the man who lost his sense of smell? (0 replies)
I see none of you seem to care about poor Sir C. I expect they are slicing (32 replies)
'Monsieur Le President, eet eez not going so well! You 'ave ze rioting in ze streets (51 replies)
Luke Perry dying made me sad. (24 replies)
I find myself in the odd position this morning of supporting the Allans. (32 replies)
I see social media is doing that thing where a pop star dies and everyone starts (18 replies)
I see this film about Michael Jackson being a keen boy-buggerer is causing a stir. (9 replies)
Keith Flint Gone (14 replies)
So there was BoomBoomBangerBang only needing to show a modicum of composure (33 replies)
The lack of footage of Corbyn getting an egg smashed on his head is very annoying. (4 replies)
Saturday reminded me how much I hate North London Derbies. (25 replies)
Mustafi has to be one of the biggest ********s to (4 replies)
So Laca missed two sitters, Boomerang missed a pen, their goal was offside (23 replies)
Theo Walcott .... (3 replies)
Torreira wins the ball and gets sent off? (2 replies)
Right.. What's the betting those spawney Manc c*nts nick this in the last ten mins ? (1 replies)
And Vertongen miles inside the penalty area for the pen (0 replies)
So that’s a straight red but it’s fine if you do it on a goalie (3 replies)
Gabonese Darren Bent (5 replies)
He was offside! (0 replies)
How can a linesman be out of position on a freekick like that?? (3 replies)
Rose should’ve got a red for that (0 replies)
Wtf Lacca ...gotta bury those ffs (0 replies)
Leno made a great save with his left paw at the end (0 replies)
Going big in Mayfair tonight if we win. BIG. (0 replies)
How the **** (2 replies)
So what do we think today then lads? (5 replies)
The Dailymail no longer has its Arsenal news aggregator. (0 replies)
Two observations which I am disappointed to find un-discussed, AWIMB. (2 replies)
Sir C, you about? 50 yr old MiG 21 vs an F-16...... (8 replies)
A fat, opinionated geezer says Ozil must start v Spuds (2 replies)
I didn't realise that India and Pakistan both had (0 replies)
i'll have to start going to matches again (12 replies)
I shall be eating here in about one week's time, AWIMB (5 replies)
I thought our performance both utilitarian and artless. All I saw (6 replies)
Oh, look. Ozil starts again. Sexy football. Quelle surprise. (10 replies)
Oh FFS Palace. Pull your fingers out (7 replies)
What was that? (0 replies)
Lord Jenkinson (0 replies)
This India/Pakistan thing could make this year’s World Cup a bit awks. (4 replies)
Two spinners on during a powerplay on a smallish ground (6 replies)
anywon going tonight? (12 replies)
For those of us on the progressive left of the abortion argument, the strongest case (8 replies)
Bodgers in! (1 replies)
India and Pakistan (23 replies)
So I'm swapping one overpriced Sportsman as a neighbour for another (12 replies)
So when Comrade Jeremy has used the Brexit debacle to seize power I reckon we'll (5 replies)
I am having my kitchen redone next week. What can I eat for a month (3 replies)
Chagos Islands.... (0 replies)
Abou Diaby retires. (6 replies)
On the flights to and from Dallas I watched several films. Here are my reviews: (3 replies)
One should never take pleasure from the misfortune of others, AWIMB. However (6 replies)
This is some genuinely outstanding February weather imo (9 replies)
Anyone know the 'Category EL3' ticket rate is for Rennes? (0 replies)
I have just received an email from someone whose job title is 'Outreach Warrior'. (34 replies)
Everyone seems to be getting irate about this homeless at Sutton station getting some (36 replies)
Top 4 at end of feb (29 replies)
I accidentally watched the Women's League cup final pelanty shootout (2 replies)
Question: English slang or usage. "You certainly are one crazy b!tch." (12 replies)
Arrizabalaga vs Sarri4Nothing (6 replies)
Whisper it loudly but we could be 3rd this time next week (8 replies)
There you go...daydreaming Xhaka (0 replies)
United injury count (2 replies)
Good start. (1 replies)
so can everybody stop ****ting themselves about super spurs winning the league now? (3 replies)
Peter Tork of The Monkees has expired , yet no audio eulogy (5 replies)
I'll tell you something for nothing. That fly past over Sheffield today (11 replies)
Now I may be a little disllusioned with football at present, (7 replies)
Ind want Pak banned from the CWC. It won't happen but it should. (14 replies)
A sad story. (5 replies)
ah the rigged draw was done in a different way this time (2 replies)
looooooooooooooool @TonyMarshall #Mancs (0 replies)
:hehe: Chelsea handed 2 transfer window ban (0 replies)
What time do we Draw Inter Milan? (2 replies)
Shame Celtic are out. Would've been a great occasion to meet with them. And (3 replies)
Bland. (61 replies)
The main question after tonight (2 replies)
Look how happy Unai was with that goal (3 replies)
Shît's hitting the fan at last. Whoops! (0 replies)
Ozil starts (7 replies)
Replica kits paper published - Thank You! (0 replies)
Tastewimb So I am writing something on the new TWA Hotel at JFK Airport for our websi (5 replies)
Lass Diarra on a free? (12 replies)
I am a little proud to say that until yesterday I had no idea (12 replies)
Simeone. lol. (0 replies)
Loooool Seems Schalke have figured out City (0 replies)
Well done VAR just now (1 replies)
"We Always Seem To Be On About Africans Nowadays" - Part #6736464 (2 replies)
Foals' New album seems nice. (4 replies)
So was Morse actually any good? Did one have to believe that a pretty village in the (2 replies)
Sir C...I think you need a need a new voodoo doll (1 replies)
ODIs are too boring imo (14 replies)
Maybe Emery is this geenration's Rioch. (31 replies)
Please God let it happen :clap: (7 replies)
Jussie Smollett (5 replies)
I have nothing to say at all :-( So (0 replies)
So Soubry, Allen and Wollaston strongly rumoured to jump Tory ship later this morning (42 replies)
I was wondering about the legal position regarding the revocation of (17 replies)
My question: how could we have gotten it so wrong with Gnabry? (19 replies)
Your not British any more.....! (4 replies)
Did wossisname - spur09 - get his post taken down? (2 replies)
SC, in here>>> (3 replies)
Afternoon all. How is everybody? (20 replies)
Premier League, Champions League, Europa League games. (4 replies)
John Motson apologises for calling Millwall’s Tom Elliott ‘big, black and brave’ (16 replies)