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Gibbs out for 3 weeks. Sanogo also confirmed out with hamstring injury
Why didn't Giroud start? I presume it's a fitness thing? Sanogo looked very poor against both City
Cesc looks predictably ****able.
Fabregas
Men were scum? Dinah-Moe Humm has a wild orgasm............... eventually.
Ok guys I'm planning another protest outside the armoury.
Chelsea win. Wenger out!
Floyd in disguise
this is brilliant, poetic and the pitfall of social media all in one. well done Radamel
Cappuccino flavored lays potato chips
I don't know if this is a belter, a scorcher, a cracker, or a corker:
The sight of Cesc in a Chelsea shirt is
I visited Salisbury Cathedral today for the first time in my life having driven by it many times and
gimme your money, homos! kickstarter campaign for my zombie movie.
Stop moaning!
Welcome to Arsenal, Sami
am i the only one to think we need sign a world class striker to give us a fighting chance..
Next 2 weeks are crucial
Does Debuchy throw a decent tackle?
Are we Arsenal? Or are we dancer?
More cost cutting at Arsenal....
Are we not on the telly box tonight?
How did Cesc play?
I see Frank Maloney is now a contestant in Celebrity Big Brother. I doubt he would've got
the boy is a genius. his pass for the 2nd goal we'll surely play better, sexier stuff than
Peckerman :snigger: not signing for Palace
unless we sign a world class striker and decent cover at centre half we won't win a damn thing and
expect a lacklustre performance tonight, score draw at best.
Quality....Corporate Visa Card on the way
Just been informed that over the next 10 weeks I have to
I picked up some chicken breasts from a local farm on Sunday. These things are HUGE.
Besiktas coach in nice Freudian slip in his press conference
Ironically, the home-grown rule means that English players don't have to be any good to stay in a
Steve Nicol. Cnut.
Two crayons had a race.
Gazidis/Kronke out, Steve Ballmer in imo
i hope fans dont boo cesc - from what i can see his preference was to come back
Going for a song ...
I'm going to do a thing with those f**k off big Spanish butter beans, chorizo and cod.
What do the bookies know? We are ridculously hot favourites for the game tonight.
So Song is going for a.............. song. Do we snap him up, would he come back?
Here you go, you workshy freaks. Name the last 300 Arsenal players.
Lineups 15 minutes delayed now. Something's gone terrible wrong in Turkey
I really like Sanogo. He's got a lot of heart and also passion for the club.
2nd game of the season and only 1 striker in the squad for a champions league game
Official: Marcos Rojo is joining ManU, how good is this guy? Nani has joined Sporting
who's the chap to pm for a link?
SOL23 beast of a defender!
Old Skool- ambulance driving on the running track
Sh*t, been supporting Arsenal for 100 years and I still get nervous before a match :baghead:
Why the black armbands?
This is the perfect game for Sanchez up top, plenty space to operate.
Giroud FFS
Chambers is godly. Good luck getting back in the team Mert.
Chambers is f**king quality.
Chambers
Chambers is having a v impressive game so far
sanchez must hate playing with Giroud
Chambers is f**king sick
How's Chambers doing, lads?
Chambers is f**king useless
Arsene. Needs spend all the money he's got in a proper striker
Glad the left side of our team is taking tonight off, nice and fresh for Everton.
Your a f**king professional footballer At least make contact with the ball
I'm looking for a long, narrow swimming pool.
Now that was crap from Olly. Even I could see that.
Think Wilshere has looked pretty good, brushing past players. Sanchez has no support
Farkin 'ell..Nicos was right about Sanchez all along...he's fackin pony
This 'Only Besiktas' side seems quite decent to me, There seem to be about 15 of them.
The aim of the game is to score goals
f**king shoot
Arteta off then.
Straight swap - Demba Ba for Giroud?
Must say, Sanchez is a tough cookie.
Chambers - **** hot. Sanchez - wife hot.
f**k sake Flamini
Would anyone take a 0-0 from tonight?
"That just gives Besiktas the chance to get in and around the referee"
10 minutes until subs klaxon
We need two others on now. Please.
Get the posing c**t off!
I'd put on Campbell
Flamini will sort it
christ's knees we should be down 2-0
Ox will come on and score imo.
Implications of these cards in 2nd leg?
It's turned into Septic Football in the last 5 mins with the challenges :firstdownandten:
I'm a fan of Giroud but he's pony today just bring on Campbell already.
Ok Giroud needs a rest
FFS. Why is he still on?
This sub won't make any difference at all.
What?
As soon as you pass to Giroud the attack is over
Wilshere will be at West Ham in two years, we needed Cesc in that position.
is carzola playing?
0-0 at 90+3, we'll still be having a stab at it - this we know. C'MON!!!!
Ouch! He's just taken the Ram out of Ramsey
This game highlights who and what else is missing.
Silly f**king billy.
Ramsey tries to do the difficult thing far too often sometimes.
stupid
Billic looks like something out of GTA
Now if Ramsey would have clumped Giroud - I would be delighted with the Red.
Take Giroud off. As when he is on it's been like having 10 men anyway
At least they can't shoot either
0-0 not the worst result but the performance
Arse n' Finger, earn your corn you senile old c**t.
Turkish c**t made a meal of that to get Rambo sent off :Dorset:
Very risky - they score at the emirates and could be curtains
Shame Santi wasn't in the squard tonight.
German contingent back next time around.
Cazorla and Giroud are litter
He may be a handsome c**t, but it's just not been his night imo.
Good to have Rosicky back for the return leg with Arteta & Ramsey out.
Great decision to not at least have Mertesacker on the bench tho'
Given the performance, 0-0 isn't a disaster. Certainly would have liked an away goal.
If we don't sign a world class striker and decent cover at centre half we won't win anything
I assume Campbell is not being used on purpose.
Did we not play enough friendlies?
Sanogo forgot his passport apparently, not injured
We made some good chances, that usually we convert - one of those nights, fellas
Ramsey was a silly boy, he knew he one fould and he could get a
Positives : Chambers, the mighty booshie,Alexis, Ox - Jack had some good touches
Is Ox not fit enough to start a game?
Arsene's instruction to Ollie were clearly "go and be immeasurably **** to lull them into a
One positive to come out the evening was Arteta getting injured.
Arsene's substitution rationing is so annoying. Why Arsene? Why?
Other than the way we played, the sending off and multiple other bookings, I thought that went well.
bunch of moaning c**ts
Giroud is such a poor footballer. He reminds me of Lee Chapman...
Not as confident as Sol and Lee....
Arsene, if you're reading, please, please revert to how we used to play
Is kinda strange that Schurrle played for Chelsea the other night yet our germans still ain't back
Ice bucket challenge claims its first victim
Incredible, some of our fans have tweeted the players with abuse :baghead:
Arteta wearing a protective boot. Turned his ankle, possible ligament damage.
It is fairly hard to play a counter attacking game with no pace.
The Kurds have got their way according to the news
Herr Floyd. We must act on this clown Giroud immediately. I suggest a nocturnal mission to his
Sounds like the ISIS fighter who just beheaded this American journalist
So our only strikers in the squad are inept beyond our wildest dreams?
At this point in my town the only agitators are carreerists who make living out of anarchy
Diaby Ice Bucket Challenge...what a legend
0-0 is a pretty crap result isn't it? If these Nicolytes score in 2nd leg we are doooooooomed.
I note that a fair few were moaning on here about last night's performance
Another poor chap has had his head hacked off, then?
What do we think Cech may be suggesting here
Would anyone be sort of pleased if we didn't go through next week?
I had steak in the end, not very Turkish perhaps that is why we didn't win, all my fault
This beheading malarky, wouldnt you get up and run around like Boris the blade from Snatch?
12 o'clock slowdown, as all the authoritative voices on here are told to go to lunch
Is Eduardo still the only player to get banned for diving to win a penalty?
The office Liverpool plastic has just pointed out to me that Alexis is clearly a very mediocre
PPPL: only 5 pts off the top with a game in hand bitches.
Is Gibbs f**king injured again?
If we don't sign a world class striker and decent cover centre half we won't win diddly squat
Neither have they..
So, what's going to happen now. Will the US halt air strikes in Iraq to save the life of the other
Rabiot looks a player. I hope the stories of us being close to signing him are true.
Podolski must be fresh as a daisy. Surely he'll play against Everton?
You just couldn't make this **** up
We got dicked at Goodison last season, didn't we? And we haven't really got going yet.
Why aren't beheadings done Game of Thrones style these days? Surely it's better for
Mertesacker back against Everton and Chambers replacing Arteta at DM?
No more signings according to Le Boss
How did Chambers do tonight?
Just listening to the fella that beheaded the jounalist. Sounds like Ali G. When did it happen? When
We need replacements for Arteta, Sanogo, Diaby and cover for Gunnersaurus or we won't win a thing.
I have tasted many Belgian beers. I wouldn't swap any one of them for a decent pint of bitter.
young berni
To follow-up on herbs thread, that fell unfashionably below the fold, there's a lot of bass in that
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To all you poets, complete this poem. There was a man from Nantucket who had ice poured on him from
What is it that football pundits and commentators find so endlessly risible about the entirely
Can someone tell Song that no one likes him and that Djourou has left!!
AWIMBers, what's your favourite?:
Nice of the Mail to depict us as ompalompas
Joel Campbell instagrammed a picture of him & Manolas. Welcome our new CB!
Am I the only person to e a leetle suspicious of the way Legia Warsaw were kicked out of the CL?
Campbell should hand in a transfer request
What's Frodo Baggins doing flogging Nokia phones?
O Level results today, I see. I take it everyone is awarded 11 A* so that no one
Malky McKay sounds...ermm...nice
That said "Liverpool seem to be signing Balotelli for Sixteen million pounds. Decent value".
That auto-removal of text containing [removed] is a bit annoying.
FM regenerated names
Anybody watched Touch of Cloth II?
John and the Beatles. And why so many from the South Coast?
Prawns
When will Lukas be back with his beaming smile? He is very unusual for a German
Oh, bugger
'John'. Odd name for a radical islamic, behead-you-with-a-Kitchen-Devil sort of chap,
According to Russell Brand, Owen Jones is 'our generation's Orwell'.
Di Maria is leaving Real, Man Utd destination.
Accused of rape for having sex when undercover . Surely even The Guardian didn't support this?
I am not sure if this is a good indicator, but my left nut moved in a manner consistent with our
Why does that builder c**t on The Great British Bake Off always have a pencil
Avatar help please
i know it's only a few games, but santi to me looks even more delicate this season
Jack Watmough dismisses claims he looks like Jack Wilshere in a blonde wig
Can everyone just stop this ice bucket **** now, please
Arsenal season after game 2
Liverpool WTF!
So the British Jihadi has an East end blend of accent. They haven't clocked his boat yet, though.
Somebody called Sardine Roe has just scored.
will Andre Mariner accept?
I've got my parents coming round for lunch on Saturday and I want to roast something's flesh.
WTF is AW thinking?
here's my thought for the day awimb...
It will never happen, but just imagine the reactions from the ssfm-crowd on here if it did
I i only one who thinks theo should be played down the middle
Who is Neal Collins? Says Cavani = Done Deal
meh
It's taken som time but I've finally realized that intelligent conversation is a rarity on AWIMB.
Poor Gaza
Something Floyd would do imo...
Online Contact lensewimb
Now that speechcrime is so firmly entrenched and accepted, it must be about time that
The LMA response to those Mackay texts....."banter"
So is there any actual realistic chance that the scotch might actually do the independence thing?
Just having a nose around my childhood bedroom. To those who questioned my football credentials...
What is the current outlook then? From maybe this will be a good season
Powerful hoovers to be banned
Oooo my message below has gone weird
A message to non believers. Wilshere is class & will come good
Now I'm no expert, of course, but if you're having to put clauses into an employee's contract to try
Before the deadline we'll get
David Price
Response from Cardiff to the LMA statement
Anyone think this is true?
I do wish people wouldn't bring babies into the office.
Speaking of homo's, there is a fascination by engaging in a spot of poof watching
ALS Ice-bucket challenge inventor dies in freak accident. Strange irony.
A bucket of ice-water and still no sign of a personality
You have to suspect that The Daily Mash read awimb, don't you?
Jorge - I've been catching up on some of the Steve Coogan oeuvre, thanks to UK Gold.
United's signings are working out well, Herrera out for 6 weeks, shaw out for 3 weeks and
Das Inbetveeners?
If I said a mate had nicked my phone and logged in and posted some ****....
I fear for the Jag
My *****
Talking of Jags. Meh>>>>>>>>>>>
Floyd!!!
ramos is a dirty f+cker -- almost as bad as pepe
that was criminal that real allowed griezman header he must be 5'5"
Who will die first ...Gazza or barrybueno?