AWIMB [Archive] - Page 22 - AWIMB

So, basically London is the big winner here. (2 replies)
Trying to nutmeg the goalie in a pen shootout (0 replies)
Vorfreude :-( (1 replies)
Thought it was a good game from the lads against spirited opposition. (0 replies)
That should be a goal imo (4 replies)
I used to like Gabriel. Not anymore. (11 replies)
2 cleared off the line.now (2 replies)
How did Frankfurt not score there!!!! (0 replies)
So how do we reconcile a side that can play like that against a no mark Spanish team (31 replies)
Oh sure we scored a few goals and played some good football (1 replies)
Someone tell the commentator they need 4 goals not3 (1 replies)
The sausage eating Bosch are holding on at the Bridge (5 replies)
If we could just defend (0 replies)
Not to get carried away but it’s a bit like having 2 (1 replies)
I said where's the fÚckin final you cÚnts (1 replies)
Well done Unai (14 replies)
Where's the final btw? :-) (4 replies)
They should be down to 10, the cheating c*nts (0 replies)
Can we not keep a clean sheet :banghead: (4 replies)
These players need shooting (1 replies)
I'm missing the game tonight (1 replies)
I hope Ozil is not fasting today , unlike those 3 (7 replies)
MotorWIMB. We need a cheap disposable motor. Seen a Micra with 148k on the clock (7 replies)
Come on Arsenal! (4 replies)
So what’s the Parade protocol (1 replies)
Right, we always took the piss out the scum for worrying so much about we're doing (6 replies)
lol@ those crazy Russians, eating raw marmot tripe in Mongolia; (0 replies)
I often would hear the 'pages are stuck together' (8 replies)
Getting my flat ready for the CL Final (1 replies)
You know everything could be absolutely fine (18 replies)
Europa League Semi-Final, 2nd Leg (7 replies)
Maybe it would be good for us if they win it :hide: (3 replies)
Actually this is all Southampton's fault. (2 replies)
Do certain Arsenal fans have a place where they look up expressions for each game? (0 replies)
Chinese spare ribs cold (4 replies)
Will Danny Baker survive posting a photo of a chimpanzee in a joke about the new (9 replies)
This must be what it's like when you go to the docs about a lump (1 replies)
If you take away which teams won. I have to say they were 2 cracking semi finals. (0 replies)
Anyone fancy being nice to me today? (5 replies)
Relax...for three weeks (0 replies)
This is like the bloody Doctor Pepper adverts of yesteryear (0 replies)
I blame, in no particular order, Clogg wearing ****s, Maz for her facebook post (0 replies)
You realise that it was the abuse of Wenger that angered (15 replies)
Blatter wants his watches back. Too bad, baby, theys gone. (0 replies)
We need to find a way to express this. (0 replies)
I’m going to bed now. But at 5.30 tomorrow, I’ll wake up knowing that Spurs are going (4 replies)
Them spastics at AFTV gonna be killing each other if we don't win Europa... (0 replies)
To be honest I don’t mind Ajax lost (1 replies)
Hang on.. if Tottenham win the CL they will have a legit claim to being a bigger club (7 replies)
3 weeks until the final? (0 replies)
So if we get knocked out tomorrow (1 replies)
****ing Ajax and their red and white kits (0 replies)
Honestly chaps, we need to be positive and look at the upside (10 replies)
If Spurs win Europe's top prize before us we will never NEVER live it down. (0 replies)
Well i hope you cÙnts are all happy? (5 replies)
We should sack Emery for this. (3 replies)
Every time I've seen Spurs play Liverpool they've been the better side (0 replies)
F*ck me chaps, someone appears to have stolen my login (1 replies)
We will win the Europa and they are gonna... (4 replies)
We now have to root for Liverpool in the final (2 replies)
2 fixed matches innit (0 replies)
It what must surely be their final attack (0 replies)
*******s (0 replies)
Football is dead to me (0 replies)
Ajax through then, no chance of Spurs scoring (2 replies)
Spurs couldn't score in a brothel... (11 replies)
I've realised I hate Owen Jones more than the sperz. Is this heretical? (0 replies)
I am tentatively prepared to countenance the existence of a benign deity right now. (11 replies)
They've put Harry behind a drool shield (1 replies)
2-0 (0 replies)
Of course nothing has changed (6 replies)
What is the maximum length of time a human can survive a Disney resort for? (4 replies)
They've only gone and named the little **** after Steve Archibald! (4 replies)
Hmmm. This Archer lad really is quite rapid, isn't he? (4 replies)
The outdoor supplies shop in Cockermouth is closing down. (16 replies)
I keep momentarily forgetting about tonight and then wondering why I'm feeling (38 replies)
Fúck me, it's as black as yer boot! (6 replies)
Lichsteiner off (13 replies)
A company who owes me some money is in administration. (7 replies)
Chelsea's transfer ban (5 replies)
Rather like how the England women's World Cup squad has been announced (9 replies)
Congratulations Liverpool and I offer no caveats or apologies to anyone when saying (0 replies)
Congratulations Liverpool and I offer no caveats or apologies to anyone when saying (6 replies)
Love them or loath them (26 replies)
If that’s the best team in Spain. (7 replies)
Ajax or bust (0 replies)
Barrybueno just put his head through a plate glass window (2 replies)
Spare a thought for Berni. For this will have pierced his heart like a poisoned arrow (0 replies)
So well done Liverpool then (4 replies)
Messi is so overrated (0 replies)
Like the Barca coach's coat (0 replies)
Carragher's truly going to be insufferable after this. (0 replies)
You just know that Spurs are going to go and beat Ajax tomorrow night (1 replies)
Are Barcelona still UEFA’s favourites? (0 replies)
That was ****ing clever. (0 replies)
This is totally fûcking unacceptable. (5 replies)
Bollox (2 replies)
Liverpool are going to do this... (3 replies)
C'mon, Lionel! Finish them! (3 replies)
More importantly: GoT latest {spoiler} (4 replies)
When will Meghan emerge with the baby? I want to see what shade it is. (13 replies)
Anyway, I bought a Karcher Pressure Washer on Sunday and it's fantastic. (37 replies)
Well, certainly a clear out going on (6 replies)
Fash, in here........ (1 replies)
It should also be pointed out that the two best teams by some distance (9 replies)
Does Pires actually have a job at Arsenal? (2 replies)
Edu coming back as Technical Director. (13 replies)
As frustrating as this team is. Why do they always give me a little hope inside (0 replies)
Now that AW has had a year off to recharge his batteries (26 replies)
Trump! (1 replies)
The fault lies entirely with our owner, Stanley Kronky the wig wearin' ****-donkey (22 replies)
After witnessing our latest shítshow (2 replies)
We need a Captain like that imo (17 replies)
We need to summon the spirit of modd here to reassure us all... (2 replies)
Top 10 Names for the baby (6 replies)
Roid Rage Meltdown (5 replies)
Courage, comrades! This is all part of The Dear Leader’s plan! (19 replies)
We can now focus on Thursday, without having to worry about Burnley 3 days later. (2 replies)
The old man in the flat above me is a YID (1 replies)
****s. I have nothing else to say. (2 replies)
Ozil £350'000 a week. (7 replies)
That triple sub actually worked against us (0 replies)
No doubt about it now (2 replies)
Oh FFS, we really should be capable of beating (1 replies)
Roll the dice on Eddie imo (0 replies)
Useless Swiss Bellend. But if Mhikky had actually weighted the pass, none of this (5 replies)
Is it just me or has Xhaka been utter crack so far? (4 replies)
That Banner wtf (1 replies)
Never a pelanty imo (1 replies)
United need 8 more goals to go above us (2 replies)
Carnage in Dublin (0 replies)
Hang abouts, I thought a draw vs Everton would be enough for Spurs but in actual fact (3 replies)
This could shape up very nicely (1 replies)
Omg Bournemouth are going to fůck this up (11 replies)
Spurs down to 9 (2 replies)
It's high time my old man stopped adding good whisky to his morning porridge. (3 replies)
Son Gon. (8 replies)
The 800m freak....No HUMAN can stop me from running (0 replies)
Roger Moore RIP. I was and am a huge fan of Octopussy. (4 replies)
Tories getting hammered, Ukip and Lab well down. Pro-remain and Indys well up. (3 replies)
Apparently (3 replies)
Decent atmosphere last night. (6 replies)
Newsflash: we seriously fvcked up the past five games (5 replies)
Can anyone put forward a case for putting your backup keeper (2 replies)
Nice bit of business. (15 replies)
Obamma bamma boom boom! (4 replies)
3-1.. Should be enough (8 replies)
What the fück does Emery put in his hair? (22 replies)
Tim Pears’ West Country Trilogy. (7 replies)
Lacca's on a bung ... only explanation .. tried to head his own arse (3 replies)
Sausage eaters holding out at 1-1 (0 replies)
The number 9 scores again. 2-1. (2 replies)
Good! Now wake up! (0 replies)
I don’t like Maitland niles (20 replies)
What is that fúcking helmet headed dribbling old Chelsea reject spastic doing (3 replies)
It looks like any team can score against us at will lately (6 replies)
Great. What happened? I went downstairs to make a coffee for a mate. (3 replies)
Game over (1 replies)
No Torreira. No Chance (2 replies)
Hang about, you can watch Netflix on a computer! (11 replies)
Do people who make packet soup in the office not realise it smells like a (5 replies)
Qatar might walk away from PSG (1 replies)
Here the job spec for the role of manager in 1925 (0 replies)
Can you pitiful old Wengerphiles consider when you talk of his record and successes (29 replies)
Team for tonight? (44 replies)
I fúcking detest Barca. The appalling play acting - the expectation that refs will (21 replies)
I'm starting to come 'round to the idea that Messi is the best ever (8 replies)
Expecting a delirious "bindipping cunds" post from Bueno any time now (1 replies)
3-0 down at Barcelona; last knockings and (0 replies)
Well that was just fúcking wonderful! (0 replies)
Iker Casillas has had a heart attack, (3 replies)
Quite nice having a holiday in the middle of the week (0 replies)
Yeah, about that 'decline' we're supposedly arresting... (33 replies)
Are Burney and Sir C pissed yet? (13 replies)
Is it not totally ****ing insane that across the entire national conversation around (36 replies)
I challenge all you mutherfvckers to a fistfight. Or, failing that, a significant (0 replies)
This is extremely sad. (4 replies)
This Guardian headline is curious (11 replies)
Have we seen the Liverpool fans shoving locals into fountains? (0 replies)
If Ajax had a proper striker, they’d have slaughtered them tonight. (3 replies)
Any c*nt that tells me I "would have taken that before the game" (69 replies)
It's just occurred to me that there's absolutely no 'away goals' benefit in winning (29 replies)
You fûcking post-hitting, clog-bothering cûnt! (4 replies)
This is utterly, utterly unsatifactory (3 replies)
That first touch before the goal (0 replies)
C’mon, you bunch of beautiful Dutch cùnts! (26 replies)
T o dare is to do Rodders. Didn't realise Spurs were at home first so (9 replies)
Peak Guardian this............. (18 replies)
Coys!!! (5 replies)
I see the left's throwing up its hands in horror at the idea of a coup in Venezuela (12 replies)
If you want to make the Europa league games a bit more interesting (0 replies)
Haaahhahahahah!!! Lollllzzzzzz (19 replies)
Last night I experienced one of the most traumatic events of my life. (13 replies)
I just have a sneaky feeling that this Huawei business could get very messy indeed. (24 replies)
Game of Thrones was ****ing ace :cloud9: (28 replies)
Hales and now potentially Roy to miss Cricket World Cup (0 replies)
I am not trying to stick up for the team but Spurs are regarded as a very good team. (5 replies)
The Cull (70 replies)
Those of you interested in drug cheats in sport might find this on Mo Farah (4 replies)
Fascinating piece on the disappearance of Tony Slattery (30 replies)
the Leeds Aston Villa squabble was most entertaining (2 replies)
Hope Maddison gets a 3 game ban (6 replies)
Just seen Willan make a perfectly fine tackle, won the ball, muppet of a ref (3 replies)
Looking at Man Utd’s fixtures, anything other than a draw in this game kills (9 replies)
Liverpool are going to get 97 pts (1 replies)
If we finish 6th and don't win Europa... (21 replies)
#Bitter (2 replies)
Sir C, delete your sodding inbox, there's a good chap. (3 replies)
West Ham have scored.... (7 replies)
barrybueno's new super duper mega special fun happy Friday night y;all (3 replies)
My word! The SDP is back! (3 replies)
If we finish 5th or 6th and get knocked out of Europa... (14 replies)
Looking like another year with no St Totts day. (15 replies)
Cliff Barnes gone.... (0 replies)
Not to bash the UK but supermarkets here are (15 replies)
Sir C - the smoker's arrived (26 replies)
How do folk rate our chances of 4th, then? I would say that we might (11 replies)
Let's change subject. (4 replies)
I for one will never do a Monty and point out that my contempt for this cùnt (8 replies)
ok so ooo we are awful, but **** off Liverpool (0 replies)
It’s on (1 replies)
Geddin !!!!! (1 replies)
If wolves scored 3 in the first half (0 replies)
I vote we do.a Rioch again , sack this cűnt (18 replies)
Well it could be a lot worse. We could still be having to endure that soppy old (0 replies)
Some retard is going to come along and explain how (21 replies)
Oh Jesus . Season’s become write off in two games. (0 replies)
Let's just try and keep it under 5 now (0 replies)
Still can't defend. (1 replies)
Gutless, cock eating ****s (0 replies)
Need a link please. Totalsportek is failing (1 replies)
team's rank (2 replies)
I done this bet. (12 replies)
Bit nervous about tonight's game I don't mind telling ya (3 replies)
Questin for people who spend time in pubs (8 replies)
If we play at Wolves like we played at Watford. (7 replies)
Well, Tottenham win. I take it our gaping, AIDS spunk-filled anus of a manager and (4 replies)
Looooool remember that cafe that charged men 18% more (0 replies)
Oh, God! Trump's coming over. (6 replies)
Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about having a slightly lewd tingle in (29 replies)
That Swedish eco-loon kid is as weird as (9 replies)
I am out of the loop on rules. But how come Ospina was on the bench (3 replies)
This whole Sri Lanka thing is a bit rum (13 replies)
So Spurs lost, United lost, Chelsea drew, and we (16 replies)
The Burnley keeper was booked for time wasting on 32 minutes. (3 replies)
For anyone who ever gets nicked, this is the gold standard of how to respond. (0 replies)
RazorWimb. To whoever recommended Durco razors to me, thank you. They're ace. (0 replies)
I don't believe the mighty Palace have ever put three passed us before. WD Stan (8 replies)
Got my ticket for Endgame (1 replies)
Jenkinson has actually been at the club for 8 fkin years ! (1 replies)