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I don't believe my f**king eyes...MORON (1 replies)
Any links to match stream?? (3 replies)
My word (1 replies)
Fùckin beans on toast :baghead: (3 replies)
Our bench is beginning to look quite useful. (3 replies)
Jackie smacks one against the bar! A beauty (1 replies)
Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Wilshere, Ramsey, Ozil, Cazorla, Giroud (8 replies)
I have just emailes the AST about Flamster and the sleeves issue.... (14 replies)
Happy Birthday to me and HBPAHBAMIMO (11 replies)
Tony Palis and his Crystal Pulace! (1 replies)
The City and Chelsea games are not must-win but winning one of them would be huge (2 replies)
Never meet your heroes, eh? Well played Robbie Keane imo (11 replies)
If we win today it will be HUGE and I'll finally start believing we could do this (6 replies)
9 points from our next 3 games and we start to build a real gap (6 replies)
So, who knows what Lukaku has done to tick off Mr Jose? (13 replies)
don't think twice (1 replies)
haha guns you c**t..you'll get me shouted at again (0 replies)
swans are.... (7 replies)
At least something good came out of Manchester, John Keeling, Esq. (1 replies)
Why do friends add me on Linked In? (8 replies)
Giggs ? (3 replies)
I'm of to Norfolk soon for the weekend :shudder: Bye Awimb (9 replies)
Serious Flamini post. Were he captain, ............. (7 replies)
comet ison is BACK, fvckerz!! (10 replies)
Let me stick my neck out here....with Cavani we would win the league. (18 replies)
How on earth did I miss this? (7 replies)
"Further talks are planned today with Wenger set to tell Flamini to just (9 replies)
Does anyone else take mischievous pleasure at this time of year in pretending to Americans that you (19 replies)
Have any of Awimb's singletons used Tinder? (50 replies)
At what point in your relationship did you start discussing toilet habits, or should (13 replies)
Looking down at he below reminds me of when A/S/L was all you needed online. (0 replies)
Actually, bgm, you may have a point. This story makes me feel physically ill. (9 replies)
So we are signing Cavani £180,000 a week. (9 replies)
Ashes Cricket 2013 ..game..had to withdraw from on sale Europop princess battle! Who wins? You decide! (8 replies)
Another magnificently superfluous "little bit" from Wenger (15 replies)
When is AWIMB going to be fixed?? I still can't see the left edge of it. I want answers now. (26 replies)
To avoid confusing effete, big nosed Jewboys, the DVLA really should stop calling a piece of paper (11 replies)
Just a little addendum to the squirrel story (5 replies)
I just got an email. 'Argos Black Friday sale' Oh f**k off (6 replies)
Policeman arrested by officers in Germany on suspicion of killing male lover and eating (5 replies)
Hmm I am not sure what to think. (7 replies)
Poor 'H' from Steps.....he's had to close his Twitter account as his name (3 replies)
S****horpe fans asked not to dress as squirrels for Alan Knill return (5 replies)
we have apparently 'baulked at edinson cavani's wage demands.' (2 replies)
Jesus wept, the get 3 in less than 5 mins, Dawson should have go (7 replies)
This thing about the comet. Everyone seems so sad. (4 replies)
OK Dinner is done. Where t f are the Chrismas Smileys? Chris+ out (3 replies)
Fash - you're into ice hockey, aren't you.Can you explain what was so impressive about this? (15 replies)
Tkts (4 replies)
Not looking good for Comet ISON (2 replies)
Things are looking up for Soldado. Nearly got a touch of the ball in the area there. (6 replies)
Sperz just keep right on giving - not content with a dog **** team... (0 replies)
You lot missed a trick with this Thanksgiving lark. (1 replies)
If your new tax disc doesn’t arrive before your old one expires, can you still get done? (12 replies)
Diaby is back running!! Should be back in March. (6 replies)
Just what is it with titless bints that makes them wear this sort of thing (17 replies)
few CL debates regarding the arse in the pub last night (10 replies)
I brought back a load of Grana Padano from Italy as it seems to be expensive here. (1 replies)
Jack does an impressive show of not looking utterly bored off his **** during this cringe-fest (10 replies)
12 Depressing work lunches to eat at your desk (8 replies)
Mathswimb..whats the formula/method adding % to a total then you need to know % to take off to get (3 replies)
Soeaking of Bodie....Point Break really is one of the finest files EVER (1 replies)
Bodie (8 replies)
"I don't think it's about confidence." (0 replies)
Pat Rice not in good shape, wish him well. (8 replies)
Plans for the weekend, Awimb? (55 replies)
c, your coat is a bit Camden Towney - a la: (6 replies)
There is a strange clicking sound coming from the cupboard under my sink. (24 replies)
Horny (0 replies)
Those of you who listen to podcasts should try and give Marc Maron's WTF a go (7 replies)
Is it not a little bit weird that Ferguson still seems to attend every United game? (3 replies)
Terrible news regarding Pat Rice (22 replies)
Happy Thanksgiving AWIMB (1 replies)
Perhaps someone could start non-cancer thread? (1 replies)
The Brazilians aren't exactly on the ball when it comes to building a stadium are they? (28 replies)
Why aren't we all talking about the Bergkampeske "flick around the player" from Giroud>> (2 replies)
Mrs M has some salesperson in house tonight giving cooking demo with some fancy new gadget. Looks (11 replies)
For all you nutters who think your cat actually likes you... (14 replies)
f**king PSG. (4 replies)
Joe Hart (2 replies)
what are those goal line officials for? (0 replies)
This Welsh baby rapist from a band - what sort of views are his fellow inmates going to take of his (4 replies)
Why do the ugliest people on earth seem to congregate in hospitals? (16 replies)
is it fair to say Gnarby deserves more time than walcott based off his recent form (3 replies)
AW warns Flamini to "cut out that shi(r)t". (1 replies)
Ticket advice (1 replies)
Nigerian chap. M25. 4.30am. Hitchhiking. 'Dark shadow'. 'Didn't see him'. (12 replies)
"..they do not produce young strikers. Is that a consequence of the way we coach? (0 replies)
Sorry if I'm late on this, but did I notice below that Diane Abbott seemed to be having a pop at (19 replies)
ffs (9 replies)
Questions.. (12 replies)
£40,000 on biscuits. Do you reckon anyone else managed to get their hands on one during a meeting? (2 replies)
Mesut Özil has covered 54 kilometres - 2nd in the Arsenal team, 9th in the Champions League overall (10 replies)
Can you believe people are still talking about whether a politician called a rozzer a pleb? (17 replies)
Alsion Moyet isn't fat any more! (5 replies)
Here's what I don't get about Ajax: why name your club after the least interesting of the Greek (7 replies)
Mourinho has said he picked the wrong team last night, was that not the 3rd time (14 replies)
Anyone else having problems with Widows Updates (Windows 7)? Tried the MS Fix It but no luck (14 replies)
So guys.....I was 100% correct about Chesney then....lost weight and now he looks top class (2 replies)
LOL! (8 replies)
OK. It's sort of football related. Let's all be grateful United's plane didn't crash. (8 replies)
This twerking stuff is quite interesting. (12 replies)
Did we discuss the Ajax fan who fell from the stand? Quite disgusting pictures on twitter (5 replies)
Could everyone stop talking about football, please? It's well boring. (33 replies)
Thank god we are actually winning games. It gives us the chance to look at real important matters (31 replies)
I reckon Ozil is basically immune from criticism. (58 replies)
pretty nice goal by wilshire on the first one. (9 replies)
Is there a more clinical finisher than Jack in the entire squad (12 replies)
Those signed poppy shirts. (3 replies)
Has anybody ever made a stupid purchase from an informercial (1 replies)
Flamini is upsetting me with this sleeve nonsense. (8 replies)
I watched the game last night through my new box. I'd rather watch Al Jazeera Sport than ITV's (19 replies)
I really thought I had imagined it when Townsend said 'GET IN!' when that Marseilles player (8 replies)
Which treble is the smart man's money going on tonight? (3 replies)
Negative Spiral imo (8 replies)
A few stats please.... (3 replies)
so win, draw or 4-3 loss guarantees top spot... 2 goal loss (5 replies)
Was there a match last night? (1 replies)
We won! (3 replies)
Roy Keane is such a miserable git (6 replies)
You have to say that was a piss poor decision for the penalty (5 replies)
Matt Grice....A real American Hero. (0 replies)
I think I'm coming down with something...not feeling my usual spry self (18 replies)
Semi-Holiday tomorrow. Put in a little face time, then sneak out early. You2, bb? (5 replies)
I'm hearing rumours that Falcao might be available in the window. (0 replies)
What's this about Townsend saying 'Get in". When/about what did the vile twunt utter these words? (4 replies)
42 mill for a Turk disguised as a German. (1 replies)
Finishing top is effectively a bye into the quarters with the way the (2 replies)
Supposedly Ozil deliberately missed the penalty because the foul was outside the box!!! (4 replies)
'I don't like that. He will not do it again' (0 replies)
Good win but, to cute with our play, even at 1-0 up. (0 replies)
unlucky townsend you c**t. it seems we are the only team where (4 replies)
They put a man on the moon in '69' still, in 2013 there are people (4 replies)
Would Jack make a good striker if needed? (6 replies)
Job done. (0 replies)
Shezzerz (2 replies)
Did Townsend say geddin, when that shot was taken? (1 replies)
Terrific work from Monreal. And the keeper there too. (0 replies)
Ozil seems have faded into the background. He may as well pointed to where he was going to put the (0 replies)
Napsters pull one back. 2-1 Borussians. (0 replies)
Joey Barton in with the Marseille fans doing his best ultra impression (1 replies)
hate Alan green..."all the noise coming from the marseille fans" (0 replies)
BBC cretins suggesting a potential Ozil backlash..... (0 replies)
Al-Wilshere scores! (0 replies)
Dortmund 2-0 (0 replies)
Three points for Bak! (2 replies)
Ian Wright is thicker than Roy Keane. (5 replies)
ozil cannot score even penalty he wasted money my mother can score penalty arsene is useless buying (3 replies)
way outside the box. (3 replies)
only us can buy a german who misses a penalty for 40m+ ffs (2 replies)
ffs Ozil (1 replies)
Allah Arsenal Al-Giroud, according to the commentator on my stream (1 replies)
f**k me Ozil, I've got more control over my drinking! (5 replies)
ajax playing out of their skins. (0 replies)
Fcuk we're on ITV. I just downloaded some Vettle nonsense for fcuk all then. (2 replies)
Just want to say. The Chinese opposite the arsenal shop is superb. Should be min 3 Michelrinstars (8 replies)
MacOSWimb... I have only just learned about switching desktop spaces (1 replies)
A delightful non-sequitur (5 replies)
Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Flamini, Ramsey, Wilshere, Rosicky, Ozil, Giroud (3 replies)
Anyone ever tried the "BLUEPRINT" auto replacement parts?? (0 replies)
Really finally time to give Bendtner his marching orders in January even if it costs us. (15 replies)
I'm supposed to be going to the game next Wednesday. Will it be cold? (10 replies)
hang on am I going to end up being neighbours with Monty in Vancouver? (2 replies)
Neville Southall's piled it on, look like Ram Man (3 replies)
Blimey, so Nigella's a massive coke head (allegedly). (25 replies)
bleeugghh that filthy lost prophet feckers pleaded guilty! sick sick fecker (12 replies)
In the Southampton game, apparently Ozil put the ball in the nest after being given offside.... (24 replies)
Is anyone familiar with the 'golden triangle' of Vancouver, Seattle and Victoria? (7 replies)
Do we need anyone in January, or will we be winging it against Citeh and Chelsea with what we have ? (8 replies)
one good reason for Syrian war...looks like good old Leb will make a come back... (14 replies)
With all the talented players we have. How come we can't find someone who is a real threat from (23 replies)
"I can't believe they killed off Brian in Family Guy." (4 replies)
Laundry rooms. Seems they're pretty common in apartment blocks across Sweden. (26 replies)
Off to Tromso in mid March. Do I need to rent a car? Or will it be too snowy to use it? (6 replies)
Chav merry go round (1 replies)
oh, for pity's sake... (4 replies)
Football Twitter accounts worth signing up for alone (4 replies)
Workplace annoyances #4920. People who use more than one coffee machine at the same time. (17 replies)
Poorly advised City signing #25 (18 replies)
Team news tonight, no Payet or Ayew (13 replies)
There is a bloke in the office who goes around talking about fooball with news like it's a secret. (2 replies)
On the theme of things being banned at airports, this guy has caused a few more to be added (0 replies)
Ever spent time in a Turkish prison Wilfried ? (6 replies)
So the jocks want independence but to keep the pound? Hmmm..... (8 replies)
I haven't been to a match for about one year So I would like 2 tickets for a game before (8 replies)
I thought I'd get more blowback from my plum trousers admission (7 replies)
Looks pretty cold outside. We're on the telly tonight, right? Regardless, I WILL be in The Woodbine (1 replies)
Rumours for today - PSG given up on getting AW and offering Blanc an improved contract (5 replies)
Am I harsh now for suggesting that Bendtner should be told to (8 replies)
Italian police made the Milan CEO, Kaka and Abiatti meet 300 Ultras (3 replies)
Everton will be missing Baines when we play them, perfect festive injury (4 replies)
So Maltese Gooner has a new log in (0 replies)
Stupid fiery ball, sitting low in the sky, getting in my eye. (1 replies)
I have to hand it to Obama (5 replies)
You englishers should be all in bed by now, so safe to have an nfl moment! (8 replies)
Two hours I spent on Cocoa Beach waiting for a rocket to take off. (1 replies)
Ian Wright on 606 yesterday talking up the Spuds. Very funny. (0 replies)
Bendtner arrested. Apparently. (5 replies)
Fleetwood and Harry >>>>>>> (0 replies)
Rip Brian Griffin imo...he was a good dog (1 replies)
Wow, how much of a dick is the Mayor of Bristol? (7 replies)
Some decent work from Shane Long tonight. (5 replies)
Personal advice needed. As I may have mentioned, my girlfriend’s mum is a proper nutjob who has (64 replies)
Have we done the Soldado pitch heat map for yesterday? (10 replies)
Monty Im sorry but your bird sounds like a nutjob. (14 replies)
Is it acceptable that the banner adds lay over the text of messages? (3 replies)
One highly unusual thing about our current squad is that it lacks a single player that anyone would (18 replies)
Would you trust Barry the Barber with a cut throat razor? (4 replies)
I have a new favourite Spur in THAT Henry picture (1 replies)
So the slave captors are Maoists,,,,,who picked them? (1 replies)
Gunman on the loose at Yale (1 replies)
I need desperately an online spare part company in UK Any feedback would be appreciated... (5 replies)
A very northern place name (1 replies)
On Jan 25th, I shall be heading to San Diego for a week. (19 replies)
We should pay these guys to read the nightshift exchanges (1 replies)
Which of the Yewtree arrests has hit you the hardest? (3 replies)
How many points will we be on by Christmas? (15 replies)
I love this old type up of the 1974 Communist party ( Marxist - Leninist)..i assume there were (9 replies)
Anyone else going to see Monty Python at the O2? (11 replies)
I grew up hating Portillo but I have to say, I'd gladly go interrailing with the blazerphile (31 replies)
Probably a bit of a This film's been done before (2 replies)
When is the Awimb Christmas Party? (4 replies)
30 days until christmas day. Everyone finished their shopping? (7 replies)
Hell in a handcart...they just said "*******s" on The Archers! (5 replies)
Of all the wonderful musicians Great Britain have given the world (43 replies)
Fantastic celebration scenes as Molde win the Norwegian cup yesterday (2 replies)
Found out yesterday that my friend (well, his fiancée's parents, to be precise) are spending £13,000 (41 replies)
Carlton Cole breezed through his media training classes (1 replies)
I think it's great to see a footballer finally using social media in a mature, positive fashion (0 replies)
I can't have been the only one who cringed when the England cricket captain claimed that test (1 replies)
Good revenge skills (1 replies)
Re:Your beauty is beyond compare/With flaming locks of auburn hair/With ivory skin and eyes of emera (4 replies)
Wenger " Podolski light training, still 3 or 4 weeks away" (0 replies)
Podolski back in training, excellent news, just the Ox to come back then (10 replies)
Anyone watch the documentary 'Blackfish' about the killer whales at Seaworld? (10 replies)
Was Wanyama absolutely brilliant at beating our players or was he brilliant (4 replies)
Just seen a tweet "Wenger rules out re-signing Pires". (4 replies)
Is our game tomorrow night? I have to go and see professional nasalist (12 replies)
Has anyone got a SIMB login I can use so I can watch them in their zoo? (7 replies)
Speaking of zoo, I went to one this weekend where they only had one animal, a dog. (0 replies)
The George Groves Miugggs claiming he was robbed (5 replies)
'Your beauty is beyond compare/With flaming locks of auburn hair/With ivory skin and eyes of emerald (17 replies)
Heat-map of Soldado action areas, concentrated in centre circle >> (10 replies)
wd my sons under 8 team, 4 wins on the bounce and no goals conceded (2 replies)
Not sure if this has anything to do with the return of Monty Python (3 replies)
How did Ozil play against Southampton? Do people feel we're still working out how to make him most (10 replies)
I saw Gravity on the weekend in one of my rare trips to the cinema. (11 replies)
So, for me, the Aussies have done well in actually raising my interest in this Ashes series. (4 replies)
Trott's on his way back home, stress related illness. (9 replies)