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- Yee-Haaa!
- At various points on Saturday, I had berated Ramsey for his constant shooting, Giroud for constantly
- Those who think Milner is a good buy. He's moving to start games so who do you suggest is dropped?
- A writer in The Times said that only two Arsenal players would significantly improve the squad
- It's been so long since our last trophy that my cup final ticket framers have ceased trading. Boo!
- This engraving the cup before the final whistle. I assume they were just engraving the teams of the
- Could this be the first time Piers Morgan is applauded on awimb?
- We should do this with Bergkamp
- Can I be miserable yet? Or do I need to wait a day or two?
- Why is Defoe bleating on about not being selected for England?
- Pssst, Sir C, in here
- Most important thing about yesterday. The breaking of the sticky curse :now:
- "Fourth is a better trophy than this scrappy FA Cup Final" Myles Palmer Myles Palmer has outdone himself today, what an idiot! He does
- Who do I have to blow around here to get one of those custom :gimmicks: underneath my user name?
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- For the record,I was fantastically pissed on Saturday evening
- I felt more gutted about not going to the parade yesterday than I did about giving
- :moddwatch: Day 13 – "Fears are mounting over the intentions of greatly misunderstood Awimber..."
- Evo Morales
- Kings XI Punjab IPL....I might be wrong but wasn't the original owner a massive Arsenal fan
- Thon poem read by Omaha Sheriff was ace imo
- I was surprised that everyone was so convinced about Aaron as motm (not that it matters)
- Van Gaal was sacked by Barca leaving them 3 points above relegation and lead Holland to zero points
- here's hoping Pardew picks a touchline fight with van Gaal
- The youth of today
- Awimb's Dirty Secret
- So Van Gaal is now official, will be interesting to see what season they have
- AWIMB "ERROR: Post flood triggered. Please try again in 13 seconds". Remarkably precise!!
- Have we given Yaya props for Saturday....
- Wenger? Henry? Adams? Bergkamp? Nah. There is one true Arsenal legend.
- So to bring back the gloom, with Barca open to offers for Cesc, if Van Gaal takes him to united....
- after 9 years of plenty came 9 years of drought < something biblical about our fate
- Right,with the World Cup almost upon us I propose
- Matty who?
- fiorentina v torino looks a good game on BT now
- And don't think I've not seen that display below, bloody forfahtoos
- does gunnersaurus have to change boot sponsor next season to puma?
- Can Wilshere and Ramsey be our midfield pair in our new 442?
- Just went to have a read of the Online Gooner.....
- Any takers for Sucks Fartygas to return to Arsenal from Barca?
- Respect to Giggs for a phenomenal career, some incredible football, a fantastic open goal
- Possible champions league qualifying opponents aren't too scary,
- Floyd.....
- 2 things AWIMB- I still feel **** from Saturday's boozing, Talk Talk are c**ts
- As a counterpoint to the piece Ashberto was referring to below
- Just in case anyone was thinking of trying the Bergkamp Wonderland podcast - don't bother.
- You have to feel this Telegraph journalist slightly missed the point
- Playing around on spotify, I found out that
- Sagna signs for City at £140,000 per week.
- I'm roaring with laughter here
- Van Persie was just a nice boy who reluctantly left Arsenal because he wanted to win trophies wasn't
- Not only do you die, but you get victimized by a horrible offside decision
- Really interesting Sky Sports programme with Pierluigi Collina
- Wembley tunnel cam...poor gunnersaurus getting shushed at the end
- A player I've rated for a while and think he'll go a long way
- A player I've rated for a while and think he'll go a long way
- Do we not play more of a 2-3-1-3-1 formation?
- Cup Final Geotagged Tweets
- Remember the ****s who said it was jinxing to say we would win the Cup? You were fcuking wrong!
- I know there are some bitter fans out there but this one really takes the biscuit
- Paint him green, stick a tail on him and it's Gunnersaurus...
- Thanks Fash.
- How long do we give the new chap at Manchester United then?
- Sanogo will develop into a top class player. That's all
- Ashley Cole's leaving Chelsea.
- Has the transfer window creaked open yet?
- Reports that Sagna has agreed a 140k p/w deal to join Citeh. Hope he doesn't pick up any injuries...
- Is it me or is Yaya Toure a wee bit mental?
- BREAKING NEWS. Awimb Exclusive. I don't want to reveal any personal stuff but Awimb must see this
- f**king hell.
- Harrodsburg £1.65 per cherry....do people know there's a M&S a short walk away?
- These poor footballers
- Bunnell's definitive Arsenal Goals & Assists chart 2013/2014
- Pat your maths is ****. 99 goals 82 assists you mug.
- Here we go Twitter saying that we've made an official bid for
- Agents have no shame. We're being linked with real dross. Anyone checked on the hew Spanish supersta
- So Wenger's comment after the game about wanting to see what happened before signing a contract
- Apparently RvP nearly came back. Then Moyes got sacked....
- It's like shooting fish in a barrel but this review of Coldplay's new album is ace:
- If we sign Aurier and Sagna doesn't fcuk off it will kill Jenks.
- This is torture... when does the season start?
- Is there an Emirates cup this year?
- This looks quite good even if it is set up north
- Who'd have thought three years ago that we'd be saying we've no room
- Is that scotch pisshead still on Talksport?
- So ... who got banned in the latest cull? Herbert Chapman? Haven't seen him in a while
- ALTERNATE REALITY AWIMB
- Mourinho bites back...
- Any Electricians around???
- Hang on a sec - this is clearly a made up person
- So is StrongInTheArm back then?
- Season 3 of Braquo has started!
- The big question we're left with after last nights Game of Thrones is.....
- Am I the only one following Mad Men through to the bitter end?
- How come after Saturday no-one's taken the piss out of me for saying Cazorla can't shoot?
- I foundsomeone's driving licence on my way into work this morning.
- The Questionnaire. *Edited*
- When will we win our next trophy?
- Why does he insist on doing it?
- Do not be surprised if Arteta leaves this summer.
- Code Monty
- Adultwork lol
- I assume David Dein is with Orange
- Is it possible to buy decent gazpacho from a supermarket here?
- Oi la, does Podolski start for the man shaft?
- Poll for UK taxpayers only.
- Any chaps here use a projector for their home cinema experience? Opinions/suggestions please.
- Hmmm. Wonder what made these two stick out like a bulldog's *******s in rural Devon?
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- Is he looking for a job at Arsenal?
- Great photo imo - good thing Gibbs' miss wasn't decisive.
- Any friendly Sky people with spare friends and family codes about?
- The thugs defending the political class laying the law on the streets of Croydon. Democracy at work?
- Can anyone find a better photo of the winner than this one?
- Americam spelling of splendour and made his first ever post on american time...Chief?
- Are there any good, non-European cheeses? Obviously, I'm ruling America out. Mexico?
- f**k me, the splendor of antigone is my new favourite poster
- Hmmmmmm...
- I am currently in the process of watching a movie on TV called 'Ninja Cheerleaders'
- Forget all this talk of verbose new posters, J5 have reformed! And their new song is rather good!!
- Happy birthday Yaya Toure ....please come to Arsenal, we have great cakes
- I went to see this Bad Neighbours movie last night. Not my usual type of thing.
- Does anybody know a good route planner that takes into account what time of day you want to travel
- Price Charles is a big eared nosey stupid twunt..bit rich that an unelected undemocratic inbred
- Anyone watch Have I Got News For You last week? That Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg was
- I've now decided there is room for Cesc.
- Maybe but the Wozzilroy fairytale is over....Rory's dropped her after the wedding invites
- One of those Guardian things that makes you check whether it's April 1st.
- I need to do some soldering. But I haven't soldered anything since secondary school.
- I don't normally like the BBC's "Imagine" documentaries, but this on Brazil was absolutely fantastic
- Salutations my Internet Brethren and Sistren.
- Can't believe nobody reacted to my Sec of Sate post ,stunningly stupid people,politicians
- Have you ever seen a picture of a boxer with a member of the public, where the boxer doesn't have
- So what do we need on the assumption that Fab & Sagna are off?
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- Why are socialists so weird?
- I know I am a plastic nowerdays.... how long have some of our players been wearing different
- I like this idea
- change your eBay passwords
- Engurland 16/1 to be top European team at world cup, half a chance I reckon
- So am I the only won with an AWIMB tattoo?
- The south east of this country is just too crowded. Send them home, I say!
- How macho..just ordered myself a soldering iron...I feel very old, male but old
- Cesc
- Here's one for the Borges fans among you: Ray Winstone to star as Funes the Memorious.
- TM63 was England U17 right back in the Euros final tonight when they beat the Dutchers on pens.
- To detract slightly from the topic of bloody stool, have you guys watched 'Idi i smotri'
- you know when you wipe you arse and then look at how much poo is on the tissue?
- Some Chinese top brass recently explained Japan should realise China is stronger because they have
- Awimb 10 years ago >>>>
- Wellington really lighting up Spanish football. He was instrumental in Murcia's recent 4-0 defeat
- Evening awimb...anything new or exciting going on today?
- Has your awimb 'handle' changed since you first joined?
- I see George has finally given in and consented to take Culture Club back on tour.
- Suarez more than likely out of the World Cup, having keyhole surgery today
- Rory Mcilroy or Lad! ?
- An office meltdown is the best way to start the day
- Fair to say, this chap has a point........
- Blimey - and we think poor Arsene has a hard time
- @Rich. What went wrong?
- bettingwimb World Cup
- VOTE UKIP!!!
- Manchester United need "five or six" new players to challenge in the Premier League says club legend
- L'Equipe saying Sagna has agreed a contract with City
- PurchaseWimb. What indulgent purchases do you have lined up for yourself?
- Monty what is the approximate cost of this 3 bedroom in London?
- Greyhound Inn, my pub of the week at the beautiful village of Stockbridge
- Anyone tried slimming world?
- Jesus wept, what a thunderstorm we are having suddenly!
- talking of Public Enemy
- So should we be offering Sagna £120k a week?
- I am sitting between somebody (old) who has key tones on their phone and a posh south african lady
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- Why is it only our ex-players the media drag out to slag off
- Useless Essex *******
- Why is Hollywood telling us this story again so soon?!
- Would any of you be against Vela coming back? He obviously feels there is a chance
- Good Lord!
- Moyes gets offensive, for once......
- Two former cricketers will be charged with match fixing offences
- Seriously though: if Ozil is undisputed #10, and Rambo undisputed box-to-box, where do you put Cesc
- How come Goofy owns Pluto? Is this slavery?
- Arsenal & cricket...
- So I have earmarked Henry's 50 definitive fixtures - any suggestions I may not have considered?
- If we sign Toure and Fabregas we should go 4-6-0. We'd boss the midfield whoever we
- I won't be buying Monty's book. It sounds rubbish and c**ty.
- England's WC squad numbers, shame Lampard got 8 otherwise 1-11 would start
- FA Cup Mini Movie
- Should I include the newcastle game in which henry went bat-**** mental at Graham poll?
- Wish me luck!
- Does anyone know why we didn't take part in the 1971 Charity Shield? Wiki says Leicester vs Livpool
- Do all Sri Lankan bowlers have dubious actions?
- I have five whole English pounds burning a hole in my pocket.
- Balls.
- What is this Cesc hysteria that's gripped you all? You want a midfield of midgets? Alan Hansen
- Our star performers this season in order
- Sagna, Bendtner, Flappy, Kallstrom off the payroll. Is Flamini staying? When is Arteta up?
- What a beautiful film, 15 minutes of Arsenal's season, both ups and downs, love it!
- Ramsey needs your vote for Fans Player of the Year
- I am petrified Arsene is going to allow his feelings for Cesc to sway him into re signing him
- And now Liam Brady is on 'Life's a Pitch' on BTS1
- It would be very weird indeed to see both Fabregas and Flamini start a game for arsenal next season.
- My word. FIFA: The Movie.
- What's awimb having for lunch? It's only Hibiscus for me.
- What a magnificent moment as I put my cross next to UKIP and dropped the slip into the ballot box
- PL Legends - TA6 now on SS2
- Ozil at 3:32
- attention WIMB
- this is nice
- Awwwww ....
- Well said Liam Brady!
- Here's my squad....
- Hleb was toilet. Flattered to deceive. Right bag o' ****. Proper pony. Not worthy.
- £150k / w? 'Man City edge closer to £150,000-a-week, three-year Bacary Sagna deal'
- Lib Dems, blah, blah, couldn't give a ****, blah, blah. Think I will watch Duck Dynasty, it's less
- For the night that is in it .................
- I would definitely take Vela back. No brainer.
- Don't seem like progress if Vela and Fabregas are the only players on the horizon?
- What's wrong with pic? Sunglasses IMO
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- Sorry Snin but compared to the likes of Mandleson and the other c*nts who have just milked it for so
- Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is ready to re-sign former captain Cesc Fabregas, 27, from Barcelona, thr
- UKIP!!!
- Cesc, Vela, Ramsey, Flamini, Gibbs, Walcott
- Anyway how will a buyback clause be implemented if somone stumps up more monet for a player.
- Kroos to Manyoo, you say?
- £50m for David Luiz!!! PSG clearly don't care at all
- Do we know yet if Nigel ('Nigel' ) Farage is Prime Minister of Europe?
- FAO LA, yes
- I am bored now. Awimb talks more about football when the season is over.
- The trouble with these "share of profit" clauses is that - if I were Manu for example - I might bid
- f**k it, lunch beckons. Well done the restaurant.
- the Delhi Dimwits poor KP
- Dog Wimb: I am now the proud owner of a German Shepherd dog. He is so beautiful, big and German
- I'd take a gamble on Fellaini at that price imo
- Just renewed season tickets. Have they gone up, or something?
- KP BATTING
- Signing Fabregas would be utterly ludicrous. This is the one area that we do not need to be
- I'm like OMG!!! Last paragraph...
- "We are the Conservative Party. We don't do pacts and deals".
- I have to think about sorting out a 'Stag' night. But not really interested in this at all
- Sagna to Citeh! on talksh*te
- Fish! Chips! Beer! HUZZAH!!!!!!
- Glasgow school of art is on fire
- Check this quote out - no pressure Arsene.
- anybody else think that Marion Cotillard looks like Ozil's (much) prettier cousin?
- Cesc all well and good, but where's the defensive mid we need?
- so what's the deal -- modd's like some eccentric itinerant preacher
- Luiz deal is actually happening, £50m. Chelsea have managed to get £100m
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