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Anyone looking to rent a 2 bed flat near Vauxhall? 59 Sq m. Right by bridge
Why is it that some people here find the need to moan even after a good comfortable away win?
Brighton are being fcuked here.
Oh Atlético
I can't find the ingredients ye to get excited about next w'end. Hull
Joe Hart is vile, isn't he.
On this day in '85
Poor Cashley .
Radio5 were amazed that Suarez's free kick was ruled out. Why? Clearly never going to be allowed.
that Kasami goal really was beast....
For what has been a great season, today was a damp squib, an utter anticlimax
God I'm going to miss Tim Sherwood.
Now that might just be in my top twenty favourite Arsenal goals
Good goal from Bill S Preston, there
So we are still the last team to take the title from second place in the final game
so is Hansen on suicide watch tonight.....good fkin grief....
Goooooooooooooooooooooooool" El Puma!!
Am I just bitter and biased or is Luke Shaw not actually that good?
Nice crop circles at The Dell
What's with Hansen's f**king eyebrows?
Surely Fab's inclusion today indictes he will play next week?
That Wilshere goal
Jack won BBC goal of the season
Tiki Taka believed to just have been looking peaky, Wilshere's goal wins
From an Ingerland perspective it's a huge mistake to leave cashley out imho
Cringeworthy meltdown from Martin Kaymer here at the players championshn
I must say even if we don't buy anyone I am happier with our squad
Had my first nearly-got-run-over-by-an-adult-propelled-scooter moment today.
Only six players scored premier league hat-tricks all season
I may be wrong but and it doesn't appear on the lists. but I think Walcott's goal against City was
Bendtner has been asked to become pundit on Danish tv during the World Cup...
What signings have we made during world cup summers?
The England players for the World Cup have to spend 2 hours every night
A chum showed me a very most excellent twitter tweeter mabob
I see some Liverpool fans saying that Man City bought the league. Seeing as BR has spend £60M (net)
Speaking of the world cup. What at the time slots for the matches.
So United have already bid for Shaw, Liverpool have already bid for Lallana. I assume that we'll be
'The man'* seems to want me to prove that I'm not - and never have been - married.
HOLD ON JUST ONE FÚCKING MINUTE
We really should win on Saturday, shouldn't we?
Sone Aluko will be the new Obafemi on Saturday. You heard it here first. Watch out
Can anyone rememer the prevailing feeling the summer we sold Anelka and bought Suker and Henry?
And anyway Red.Greek legends are all madey-up *******s
Is Henning Wehn a gooner?
England World Squad Theo.....
How was that **** allowed a private audience with the great man?
The pandemonium caused by a mouse running around the office is ridicules.
Dead chuffed for the lad, now fingers crossed he stays fit
I don't understand any of Tony C's posts anymore
Henry is now on twitter.
decent campaign in my eyes
Who saw the Derby winner on the weekend?
Would I be right in remembering that used to sing
I didn't even know Slash was born in England
That drag queen on Eurovision. It was quite weird how it looked more like a woman with a beard than
I work with a Liverpool fan and a United fan. Both think my belief that Wilshere will start at the
I've got to go to the hospital in a minute for 'gait analysis'.
Talking of all this gender stuff, I read the other day that Manu Tuilagi has a brother who is 'third
I need a list of the choob strike days this year to calculate the damage done to the business I work
Corfuwimb... Going over for a wedding in early September. Thinking about turning it into a holiday
British golfer defends his decision to carry on playing after his caddie DIES of a heart attack...
Braveness????? Where did this guy go to school?
I don't think the term 'cultural marxist' got used outside of some fairly, erm, specific
Ruddy unlucky not to get into England squad. Wouldn't mind him as our no. 2
Wigan could get Arry the boot tonight
Stellar lineup for Ledley King's testimonial. Talk about scraping the barrel
David Pleat ===>
0-1 Wigan! Do away goals count double in play offs?
What the f**k is wrong with online box office , been trying all day to renew ST
Thats right Herr Flöyd is back so you better shut up imvho
Cup Final week! :excited:
No
Welcome back Herr Floyd- You have been missed
Jesus- Lee Hendrie is on SSN and looks like an ex boyband member with bad AIDS
QPR....£171m in debt
Rio on a freeeeeeeeeeeeee
Game of Thrones back to its best...
What's the price of petrol per gallon in the UK these days.
I think we should sign some really good players in the summer to make us challengers and avoid
Love this old bag ......
Some may like it, some may not, regardless, Arsene is the Masterchef for
Roy Hodgson has selected a bold squad for the World Cup and will resign after England are knocked
Have they allocated pubs in the dump that is Wembley yet?
Is modd enthusiastic about England or is it purely Arsenal?
Which country has produced the best guitarists. England have to be top or right up there imo.
Locked
Serge Aurier to be our new RB? A few ITK's saying this
FFS He was 8 bloody years old when we let him go
So, as predicted the story of MH370 has now disappeared from the radar, as it were, after
The King has joined Twitter
Jermain Defoe seems to be awfully upset about not being picked
Holy crap! Check out the Daily Mail..
f**king hell this week is going slow.
The traffic gods have spoken :itson:
If anyone wants a cup final ticket.. Lend me their memberships
The amount this Shaw kid is going to go for is ridicules. Would it
How come Costcutter shops are more expensive than most other shops
Nasri. Ash Cole and Defoe :stefanfreude:
spurs have sacked Sherwood
Sky Sports Breaking News: Tim Sherwood leaves Tottenham
Seems harsh on Pellegrini & Pulis that Rodgers gets manager of the year
As for this "Spurs have finished above every English club bar one in the last 4 years" stat...
Someone hasn't been paying attention to Rich's posts
Why is it, when someone gets caught being racist, they immediately then say that they're not racist.
The stats back you up Tim >>
Is it too old to join a band? I am nearly 32
Premier League just confirmed that Szcz has won the Golden Glove after all (shared...
This is a real team?
Eboue left out of the Ivory Coast world cup squad
This is rather good
This is rather suspicious
Now that he's leaving, are we allowed to be honest about what a massive **** his wife must be to
So which footballer kissing his girlfriend is amongst your most cherished memories?
Hey Nic ....
respect to all the norwich fans behind goal clapping ramsey goal imo
Has anyone laughed at Nasri yet?
The head of a man's ***** is shaped to scoop other males’ semen out of the vagina. Yuk, fancy going
The Gunners and Leyton Orient in a final at Wembley in the same season
What a c**t....
Look at my squard
Tevez left out of the Argie preliminary squad....not done well since the move to Italy?
Look at my squad....
Does Mr Pires train with the team full time? he always seems to be there.
Look at my squad....
So there’s *actually* fans who would want Wenger out if we lose on Saturday but would be content
******* The Official AWIMB WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKES DRAW *********
I'll admit it. I am rather excited about this cup final stuff.
Apparently Giroud has strained his neck
Berni is fast turning into awimb's most prolific poster since modd left.
Irish midfielder Brady to score winner in Wembley final
Is the tall fella in this Manuel Neuer?
This bellend/spunk scoop thing seems to me to be nonsense and takes no account of cock length.
This is unfortunate - after picture after picture of Bayern stars and partners they get to Ribery
I bet Monty doesn't even celebrate goals. Have to play it cool at all times I reckon.
We're buying back Vela apparently. Chipped finishes
He unfortunately fell off a cliff*
According to the BBC, we lost the 2006 Champions League final 2-0.
Looking forward to the parade
For the last 9 years 'Arsenal haven't won a trophy', now its 'any average club can win the cup'
Monty, stop being a ****
Can anyone actually contemplate losing to Hull on Saturday ?
This Vela stuff is a good deal all round. Firstly it's a great price. He has improved
When's the champions' league final?
If Arsenal win and there is this parade thing. When do they tell us what time it is.
Have chinese mice really got smaller cocks?
Are Snin or Nerg about?
You know the football season is over when Sky and BT shown the same match live!
I'm reading a history of the plague in Cambridge in the 17th century.
Pilger, not a man overly troubled by sanity, has finally flipped his lid completely.
Oi Minty
Alex Shinobi signs a new Arsenal contract
The man's best friend? Well done the kitty imo!
Joe Cole is available on a free
The Ox back in full training but will he make the bench?
Reyezzzzzzzzzzzzzz ooooooooooooooooo so close.
Has anyone watched a live streaming at the emirates?
I see the UK establishment press have coordinated hit pieces on UKIP
Anyone else finding the board slower than bostonbrian
Benfica = England
Chief you are quite right, ukip have the soppy wrist floppers running scared
Cripples it is slow here...admin heads have to start rolling soon imo
So I ran a quick speed test on awimb on webmaster tools; the results:
I reckon the amount of posts just might be a reflection on the speed (?) of this board.
I blame it all on Tony's sticky above, get rid please NOW!
****** AWIMB WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKES ******** (nightshift post)
Supersonic Awimb amazing how deleting modd helped speed things up so much.
Kind of hard to argue, really
Never seen a player hit both posts and crossbar with same shot...untill this happened
My computer's wordcheck prefers Dallas Lama to Dalai Lama. Chinese?
Rakatic looks a hell of a player, has 'nearly signing for spurs' written all over him
Thank god for that.
Seeing as i'm "old school" and an old codger even, I would "bloody love it" if
Looks like our main Englishman has dangerously low confidence, ambition and passion levels
Berni, one you may find cosmic....abstain from scything down everything i say for a minute.
Token 'I hate f**king stickies' post
So people actually watched the Europa Cup final last night. Blimey
Apart from my match programme, my only other memento from '79 is a rather sleek, Ronson electronic
Quite amusing from Distin......
Looks like this Vela stuff is true.
Just remembered one good moment during the Europa League final
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Saturday's victory is going to feel entirely hollow.
We've won it
Oil wrestling anyone ?..************FREE OIL****************
I've no opinion either way on Rolf. If he's guilty then let him fry
" ugh yeah...is that Paul?" " Hi Jack how can I help?"
Pochettino would be such a typical spurs managerial signing
Dont worry lads, our hopes and dreams for this summer's World Cup are in safe hands
Cipriani back in the England egg chasing squad
Where is modd?
Hmm, need a cheeky week in the sun in September / October.
Sir C> Nairobi is nice. At least I hope it is since Withnail is there right now and I need him back
This is excellent. Might be the basis for my christmas cards this year.
Less than 50 hours before the cup final kick-off and it certainly doesn't feel like it!
Welil that's t. Decree Absolute granted. Looks like I'm definitely getting hitched
What's for dinner baby?
This is what I call a beer belly
I will not accept Arsene not signing at least 2 established top tier world class players this summer
Just been watching a video of Cavani goals. I really think we should do everything in our power to
We have been laughed at by the media and Hull fans for planning a possible parade but what is this?
Fleetwood, York, Rotherham.
This is better Ricci boy>
20 pints 20 pints barrrybueno
good ol arsenal
If Holland flop big stylee at the WC, I wonder if United might get worried about Van Girll
Ten Walls - Walking With Elephants Favourite tune of the year so far imo.
The pollen is kicking my ass this year...my eyes are in a constant state of
Hey Fabregasm...
So sagna is off to city?? I thought we were at the time of being able to compete
It's 106F where I am today and it's not Summer yet.
Not sure if Sir C's still about, but if he is...
Iceland can f**k off if you ask me.
Am I right in saying the cameras at Wembley are quite low, like at White Hart Lane? I hate watching
If Sagna is leaving I'd thank him by leaving him too. Out of tomorrow's squad.
So Terry Venebales was nearly Arsenal manager too
Oh sh*t, still more than 24 hours to go and I am getting nervous already!
Sepp Blatter admits giving the 2022 World Cup was a mistake
Fash- that was 4 yrs ago You can now check her out on twitter, Instagram , Pinterest , ++ >>
Berni > The age of (heterosexual) consent in Vatican City is 12.
Berni you are not on the rebound I hope? Could be expensive you know
Just prepping for the draw......
Awimb World Cup draw soon Wonder if we can do swapsies?
Anyone else getting much work done? Ridiculous, I'm 40 FFS
I'm trying to find something to have a pop at Andorra about, but it sounds alright, actually.
Speaking of micturation, this has got to make you hold it in
Who are Hull's local rivals? S****horpe? Grimsby? FC Copenhagen?
Having just fished out my Arsenal 1987 Littlewoods Cup Final scarf and a badge, I
Glenda is backing an org which turns kids into entrepreneurs by cosmic magic....
have we heard from Withnail recently - I'm a tad worried
If Larkin was still alive would he have written a poem to mark the occasion?
Enough of Iceland, let's discuss another tiny little country in our own backyard
Strange question but is anybody a expert in sanding?
My boss....So Tony any ideas on a name of this new project,,,,
LA > Would you consider selling your Holland WC ticket to Sir C for a drink?
Japan?! This whole draw can get f**ked. I'm not playing anymore.
I've just spoken to a South African who sounded like a man taking the piss out of Desmond Tutu's
State of this c**t. Just saw on twitter he is scamming people wanting cup tickets.
I agree. Best first post ever. Straght into AWIMB rant mode, but very accurately.
He comes from Senegal, he plays for Arsenal
Hey Fabregasm, your Progressive buddy Tom Friedman is blaming the Syrian Conflict on Global Warming
TVShowsWIMB -- Enjoying "The Americans" A Lot
If only one of these lads had a decent first touch
COYG -- Spirit of Freddie and Romford Pele
What is the etiquette regarding standing at Wembley?
Sometimes, I do wonder if The Guardian is just a brilliant joke at everyone's expense.
Having now emerged from the darkness and menace of 'True Detecive' I've started on Treme after
I think I'll take a sleeping pill tonight.