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  1. Time for the Triple sub Arsene...... (0 replies)
  2. That was some Cobra Kai sheeeet there.... (0 replies)
  3. Fu*k me that was dangerous by Ivanavic. (0 replies)
  4. Theres no scarier sight than 3 marauding Chelsea players counter attacking against Arteta (2 replies)
  5. a chelsea player would have to machine gun an arsenal player to get a Red card with this c**t in ch (1 replies)
  6. Ramsey off. Carzola on. imo (0 replies)
  7. Diver! (0 replies)
  8. Bo-ring. Yawn (3 replies)
  9. Haven't done well at all against the top 3... (0 replies)
  10. Scampi and Lemon Nik-Naks Clound Nine (1 replies)
  11. Come on Arsenal! Make my Christmas and **** that ref c**t (0 replies)
  12. Sherwood given job until end of season according to Keys and Lineker. Bow (2 replies)
  13. Can someone f**king tell Vermaelen to STAY IN DEFENCE. (1 replies)
  14. Discipline starting to go. (0 replies)
  15. On my steam I have Graham Poll criticizing the refereeing decisions - how bizarre! (2 replies)
  16. Oi! Fleetwood. (0 replies)
  17. Haha - Tim Sherwood for Spurs official (til end of season). (1 replies)
  18. f**kin pen .. and red well done csrragher (3 replies)
  19. Who's that kid next to Beckham wiv the Arsenal cap - his sahn? (1 replies)
  20. Our record with Mike Dean - P15 W1 D4 L9 Yikes (0 replies)
  21. earle is a rasberry slush puppy ice with choclate sauce..blue on the inside cnut (0 replies)
  22. on french tv, both desailly and ginola called it a pelanty on feo (3 replies)
  23. Arteta runs like he has a pair of scissors for legs. (0 replies)
  24. This has got 1-0 Chelsea written all over it. (6 replies)
  25. Mourinho tapping up Sagna at the touchline Bang head (0 replies)
  26. Walcotts pace is cancelled out by the conditions IMO (2 replies)
  27. call it off IMO silly playing in this weather (4 replies)
  28. nice goalkeeping by the cheslea player (0 replies)
  29. robbie earle ...ffs wimbledon and hes an expert ? sky a joke (0 replies)
  30. Why are we such f**king bottle jobs? Gibbs, Giroud, Vermaelen and Sagna have been cack. (1 replies)
  31. So, is tonight the night we officially become sh*t again or start to believe? (5 replies)
  32. wd Tomas . . . (0 replies)
  33. rosiky being our top bloody hard man and inspiration (0 replies)
  34. Dean should have booked 3 Chelsea so far and given us a penalty. (2 replies)
  35. Hard to say who is worse. English refs or NFL. (0 replies)
  36. robbie earle is a dumb f**kin chelsea uncle tom... and dean is a cnut..thats all (0 replies)
  37. why in these games we can even do the basics properly. (0 replies)
  38. Another c*nt of a ref - what a f*cking joke! (3 replies)
  39. Dean is a dickhead. (0 replies)
  40. this game is about to boil over imo (0 replies)
  41. bring on bloody flamini ffs (2 replies)
  42. Utter comedy at the back. (1 replies)
  43. When is Worzil Germanage going to wake up and get to work. Lazy ****e. (1 replies)
  44. giroud has to sharpen the f**k up impact (1 replies)
  45. eek! (0 replies)
  46. Dead Man Running. Utter Toilet. Wooden Acting. Poor Plot. Just Dross. (1 replies)
  47. Streams? (2 replies)
  48. The Special One tells it like it is "we are such an offensive team, with so many offensive players" (0 replies)
  49. Stream? ..... Stück at home without access to Sky ..... (2 replies)
  50. Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Walcott, Giroud (10 replies)
  51. Titi interview SS1 now hehe (9 replies)
  52. Everywhere I turn there's a Liverpool w*nkfest going on. Why can't Sky talk about tonight's match. (0 replies)
  53. I have finally got to watch the first season of 24, having never seen it before. [spoiler] (8 replies)
  54. Big game for arsenal this, will shape our season. Vermaelen needs (0 replies)
  55. Are most fans expecting or just hoping for a win tonight? (4 replies)
  56. Nobody hasn't mentioned Ashley Cole going to the Arsenal Christmas party thing very much. (15 replies)
  57. Happy Festivus! (2 replies)
  58. I've got problems... (1 replies)
  59. Something struck me whilst watching Elf last night. (34 replies)
  60. In Dean’s last 20 League matches with Chelsea, they have only lost twice, both times to Man City. (10 replies)
  61. If this rain and wind keeps up is the game even going to be on tonight? There could be a lot of (11 replies)
  62. It's blowy and wet outside (5 replies)
  63. The geese have landed. That's it, it's now christmas. You may commence drinking. (17 replies)
  64. Is anyone going to the Woodbine this evening? (6 replies)
  65. Wonder if Drogba is suffering withdrawal symptoms (13 replies)
  66. Graeme Swann, eh. We're going to miss him. (13 replies)
  67. In last night's dream, we had won the league and our end-of-season DVD (12 replies)
  68. It's gusting 38 kt at Biggin now, and this is just the start Clound Nine (11 replies)
  69. By the sounds of it, someone working for M&S on the understanding that they (3 replies)
  70. OK. Christmas Quiz: Famous Death Masks - who is this? (13 replies)
  71. I've changed my mind on Camden town. It's quite fantastic. (0 replies)
  72. Monkey shepherds hehe (0 replies)
  73. The office is like a nursery today. (2 replies)
  74. Nicklas Bendtner with boobs (2 replies)
  75. Is the game on Sky? (2 replies)
  76. You know what's going to happen tonight, don't you? Jose will make it an extremely dull affair. (24 replies)
  77. Shutter speed technology at it's finest (0 replies)
  78. Apparently the pole is covered in grease ? (1 replies)
  79. I was completely f**ked on saturday in a rare drinking session. However when I went home (2 replies)
  80. If we beat Chelsea 4-0 will people finally believe we can win the whole thing? (2 replies)
  81. Good lord....these fkin Bears (0 replies)
  82. I have a couple nfl teams that I'm backing: lions, eagles, bengals, bears (7 replies)
  83. As Cashley is likely to be sub, he'll get a good reception when he warms up. Oh yes! Nod (2 replies)
  84. Sorry if this is old, but what a lovely man [TH14 interview] (3 replies)
  85. I defy anyone to recall a worse Gervinho miss when he was with us... (4 replies)
  86. where's chief? the facts on the climate: (11 replies)
  87. Not a good weekend for results. Thank f**k The Arsenal play on Monday. (2 replies)
  88. What a crappy weekend for results. Still, as long as we win tomorrow... Thumb Up (5 replies)
  89. here it is, tony romo, death or glory. (1 replies)
  90. Why are you so afraid to speak your mind? (0 replies)
  91. Looking at barkley and lalana ,jack should be worried about his wc place (3 replies)
  92. I'd forgotton how irritating a c**t Tim Sherwood was Frown (2 replies)
  93. Herr Floyd is boycotting marks & spencer. I call on all awimbers to follow suit. (4 replies)
  94. Arabs have an orgasm every time a bomb goes off (7 replies)
  95. adebayor making avb look really bad (2 replies)
  96. Soldado Cooper (0 replies)
  97. Soldado Cooper (0 replies)
  98. Soldado Cooper (0 replies)
  99. Lallana Bow (1 replies)
  100. What a modern looking Spurs side, 4-4-2 and two huge oafs up top. (3 replies)
  101. They should give the job to Sherwood. He's a proper Spurs c**t. (1 replies)
  102. Lallana Clound Nine (1 replies)
  103. Come on you Saints Bow (3 replies)
  104. Come on you Saints Bow (2 replies)
  105. This place was much better when Modd was allowed on! (3 replies)
  106. it's a bit odd in here recently, no? (2 replies)
  107. tbh this Chealsea game feels the biggest since 06/07 season in terms of my belief in the team (9 replies)
  108. Tits up hehe >>>> (2 replies)
  109. Lager Smokin Puke I'm struggling to understand the logic here >>>>> (8 replies)
  110. WD Craig Bellamy. Apparently Tan asked him to take charge of the team for yesterday's game (0 replies)
  111. We're in free fall. Down to third and a two goal defeat on Monday will put us 4th and bring a right (5 replies)
  112. Ridicules own goal by the magnificent Kompster apparently Frown (3 replies)
  113. So far so good, no (0 replies)
  114. "We're not top of the league...I said we're not top of the league" (4 replies)
  115. How many of us are actually left? (10 replies)
  116. No doubt to AWIMB's relief, I have managed to recover the items I left in the pub last night (3 replies)
  117. How many glasses can you get out if a standard size bottle of of champagne for toast purposes? (3 replies)
  118. Yikes Chuck Norris teaches Van Damme his place in the grand scheme of things (3 replies)
  119. Pork scratchings with extra salt for breakfast. I'm an animal Frown (1 replies)
  120. I think this chelsea match is a nice little tie. we need to break on through at some point. (0 replies)
  121. Found 2 bags of presents in the pub last night. Well handy. (1 replies)
  122. Arsenal U21 vs Utd U21 on MUTV now - free to view (4 replies)
  123. Oh ****. I left two bags of presents I bought at lunchtime in the pub tonight. (4 replies)
  124. Wilshere's finger salute =2 game suspension.Two yellows only one. (2 replies)
  125. Clap Stock photos with added Pornhub comments. (1 replies)
  126. hehe The Ian Harvey, Sir C and Wes threesome on facebook (4 replies)
  127. Hands up whose wages have gone up 9.5% since 2011? (21 replies)
  128. Things you don't hear often anymore on the telly. 'marrowbone jelly' 'ceramide R' (15 replies)
  129. Just been in Foyles to buy DB10's book for my dad. Also looked for a book called 'Vanishing London' (11 replies)
  130. Tiny bit of snow over here and local news goes crazy, reporters everywhere...... (1 replies)
  131. This is f**king bull****. I get into the office before my more senior colleagues, they spend the day (4 replies)
  132. I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match' (1 replies)
  133. RE; Podolski thumbs up. Wilshere should have said that he meant to do the same but got confused. (1 replies)
  134. I heard the new show at the Apollo Theatre brought the house down. (1 replies)
  135. I hope the headline on Monday is 'German man arrested for crushing chavs in football match' (1 replies)
  136. On no account should anyone do what I just did and Google 'Fournier’s gangrene'. (2 replies)
  137. RecommendationsWIMB, I've a new client in Chertsey (Surrey, not Dudek) (11 replies)
  138. So do we reckon there's an actual release clause in Suarez's new contract? (10 replies)
  139. Have a dench Christmas... (5 replies)
  140. This place seems cruel..do you go there and stroke them ? heathrow special needs farm (3 replies)
  141. Podolski given the Thumb Up for Chelsea (4 replies)
  142. What's up with pming? I'm trying to bribe people into giving me tickets (4 replies)
  143. I bet most of the dopey provincial ****s packed into The Apollo thought it was part of the show and (2 replies)
  144. German woman fined for crushing mice in fetish video Sherlock (2 replies)
  145. Blackberry have lost 4.3 billion dollars in the 3rd quarter of this year. Yikes How do campanies (4 replies)
  146. Oh, I think we've got Mike Dean again on Monday. Indifferent (1 replies)
  147. Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova (and the non-fit won) to be freed from prison (9 replies)
  148. F*ck I'm hungover. Frown I have little or no memory of anything after about 6pm yesterday apart from (10 replies)
  149. According to Detective Sergeant Andy Lamb - sheep rustling is an increasing problem in rural areas.. (2 replies)
  150. Footballers after football, some interesting directions for former players (12 replies)
  151. Lunch time is approaching. It's a 'Festive' Friday. Very casual today (8 replies)
  152. :Bendtnertime: Oh well (4 replies)
  153. Sherwood hehe (3 replies)
  154. Do people here actually get lunch breaks?!?! In 10 weeks of work I have not taken one. (12 replies)
  155. Eggs benedict at Betty's yesterday morning. (7 replies)
  156. What won should I buy Awimb? (24 replies)
  157. Why are people lumping cash on de Boer to be next spurs manager? (18 replies)
  158. That Fabreze car odour ad with the huge burger and wet dog (0 replies)
  159. A quick hello to today's special guest, fmadmin (1 replies)
  160. To all those haters the other day..Wensleydale cheese granted protected status (3 replies)
  161. So this groundbreaking new technology will be used in the World Cup (1 replies)
  162. Just hope Frank de Boer won't go to Spurs....dreading it...Ajax won't be the same (3 replies)
  163. Anybody got a link to that Thierry Henry program for US viewers? (1 replies)
  164. f**king work Christmas lunch. waste of time. (4 replies)
  165. Circumcision was the identification system God gave the early Hebrews. (0 replies)
  166. Thank God AWIMB is back. I was having major withdrawal symptoms. (0 replies)
  167. Circumcising elephants doesn't pay much but the tips are huge. (0 replies)
  168. And this one? (24 replies)
  169. The descriptive colour names for next season's kits are.....very decriptive (6 replies)
  170. A prize to anyone who can tell me what's going on in this pic (17 replies)
  171. So the chaps caught, quite literally, red-handed at the scene of the murder Lee Rigby's murder have (73 replies)
  172. I saw a Spurs fan on Facebook urging Tim Sherwood to 'bring back the Glory Glory days'. (10 replies)
  173. Fash update: He's not having it, those three from accounts had massive starters and he had bread (2 replies)
  174. Perhaps it's none of our business, but when AVB was sacked, it seemed that many of their fans (23 replies)
  175. Have we done Hitchens vs Chandler from Friends? (24 replies)
  176. Here's a subject. An Indian-descended girl at a work lunch was saying how she hated summer (22 replies)
  177. Right, we've done the xmas photos and a video from august... (26 replies)
  178. ERROR: stmp server at 192.168.0.210 is not available Additional Problem Info: 111 -> Connection refu (1 replies)
  179. Clap Angry shoutypointy man "Yoooooooou've taken the pwide aht, Gazidis" (31 replies)
  180. So has Swann had to apologise as Arse rape is in fact more fun than cricket ? (1 replies)
  181. Captain America :swoon: (57 replies)
  182. Big Sam up with the top managers now... (1 replies)
  183. My god, this place is dying a slow death. There's literally only a dozen or so regulars anymore. (18 replies)
  184. guess what time it is here? 4 am. that's right, I'm fvcking doing work, son. (0 replies)
  185. New game. SHOPBUSTERS! Guess the shop from the cryptic clue. (6 replies)
  186. I will be a little miffed if Bergkamp goes to spurs with de Boer (10 replies)
  187. Ugh, stock image sites. Literally the worst part of my job (24 replies)
  188. I keep getting emails sent to my work email from this company.... (0 replies)
  189. When is Podolski fit again. I wanna see him being slipped in by Ozil (1 replies)
  190. If we are interested in this Costa bloke. And he does indeed have a buyout clause (9 replies)
  191. Micheal Owen what a complete cnut... (6 replies)
  192. The f**k happened to Stoke ? Awful. Shadow of their former self. (2 replies)
  193. Not sure I'm that impressed with the new kit Oh well (19 replies)
  194. Sherwood already until pressure. They will drop at least seven points from their (4 replies)
  195. Spurs highlights on SS1 if anyones up for a laugh (2 replies)
  196. Was Ronnie Biggs a gooner? (6 replies)
  197. T*ttenham (68% possession, 20 shots on target) 1 West Ham (32%, 11) 2 (3 replies)
  198. I keep hearing thon record off the Waitrose ad. Apparently it's got Keith Allen's daughter on it! (36 replies)
  199. Oh my days looooooooooool Calls for the old........ (0 replies)
  200. You gotta laugh.... (0 replies)
  201. Sherwood out!(nt) - By Yourconscience hehe (2 replies)
  202. Looooool 2-1 to W.Ham. (0 replies)
  203. Just walked home from the pub. There's a ruddy typhiod going on out there! (1 replies)
  204. Diego Costa kind of looks like Eduardo's harder, older brother. (20 replies)
  205. On the subject of nonces, 35 years for Ian Watkins (67 replies)
  206. As we all know, Andy Flower is a man of great dignity. So I think we can all agree that when the (10 replies)
  207. I'm making some stuffing for the julbord next week. What's the best way to do it? Little balls (0 replies)
  208. Chefwimb..Best way to cook a good gammon so its mosit, tasty and extra flavours please ? I've done (45 replies)
  209. "Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for *****phile". (31 replies)
  210. Here's an odd thing. All those christmas movies over the years, and not a single one tells the story (9 replies)
  211. This supposed harshest winter in 60 years, complete *******s (12 replies)
  212. What did you have for lunch? (1 replies)
  213. Tonight I am to dine alone and have resolved to invent a new meal. (51 replies)
  214. Diego Costa is only an 83 on Fifa Indifferent (7 replies)
  215. Token "Diego Costa Is Just The Man We Need" post :youtube: (10 replies)
  216. and not before time, especially the Madrid land deal......... (0 replies)
  217. What is a futhead. and why must it come up on google anytime I search a footballer. (1 replies)
  218. I am finding the sight of that strange blue tinge of the sky, the presence of that odd, yellow thing (14 replies)
  219. If we lost to Chelsea next Monday there will be a significant outpouring of negativity from the fans (15 replies)
  220. New spurs manager unveiled? (4 replies)
  221. Sitting here listening to George Osborne, The Chancellor to the Exchequer (58 replies)
  222. Is there anything more annoying for the neutral* than some git scoring in (9 replies)
  223. Anyway. Tim Sherwood is a Spurs manager we can all properly hate, surely? (8 replies)
  224. Boris Bike in the Gambia .. Bow Bow (0 replies)
  225. I am already planning my next holiday before this won. Destination non US shocker. (12 replies)
  226. I know it's early but maybe I should pop down the emirates to get my Diego Costa shirt now? (5 replies)
  227. On the subject of kicky (3 replies)
  228. I was swayed by AWIMB and for dinner had feast of toasted granary bread, thick butter, beans, pickle (5 replies)
  229. Looks like Jack is getting a two match ban (9 replies)
  230. Music Sex Pistols - No-one is Innocent Music (5 replies)
  231. Oh please let it be Glenda. We can all enjoy watching them, for the 1000th time, entering their (8 replies)
  232. AVB to........tim sherwood (2 replies)
  233. The Rexel Matador is the best stapler I've ever used. I used to use the Gazelle but this is wonderfu (5 replies)
  234. Baked beans on crumpets? (17 replies)
  235. What's your favourite tinned soup? (12 replies)
  236. Here's some classic Norwegian Polar Expedition humour for you - with subtitles! hehe (8 replies)
  237. This video will make you hate Christmas and Americans (9 replies)
  238. Chelsea into Extra time that'll do. I also need spare membership numbers for Southampton+Munich Away (2 replies)
  239. This place is slower then Giroud (2 replies)
  240. Clound Nine (0 replies)
  241. "I'd like them to redesign the new stadium to look like a giant circus tent.... (1 replies)
  242. i liked avb ...yes he was inexperienced in his dealings with ppl but (3 replies)
  243. Wilshere charged for his 1 finger gesture Roll eyes (7 replies)
  244. One good thing about the AVB sacking.. sorry :leftbynutualconsent: ... (1 replies)
  245. 83 points to make Chief Happy for xmas Smile (15 replies)
  246. Jorge, Snin - Why the outrage over Toby Young's defence of exactly the kind of free speech (22 replies)
  247. "Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've (13 replies)
  248. SwanseaJack...no doubt MM / T's latest hilarious persona..I cant wait imo..oh my aching sides... (0 replies)
  249. Eh? (5 replies)