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- podolski and giroud, the most uninspiring pair of strikers we've had in a long time. simple players,
- Is Ox available ?
- Podolski runs like his knees are tied together
- Today was NEVER a decider for 4th... Everton still have to play United, City and Soton.
- Decided to catch up with True Detective, need to think about my stress levels and blood pressure
- we just panic infront of goal!!!
- Giroud is the french bendtner
- I've never been a fan of Vermaelen, but I never remembered him being this bad.
- We're not very good, we're not very good, we're not very, we're not very, we're not very good
- Awful. Simply awful.
- No support for Sagna, he loses the ball and we lose a goal. f**kin disgrace
- COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- What a joke.....beaten up again.....
- Our Welsh wizard to come on and produce some magic imo...or get injured
- Why is our fastest player 33 years old, we are embarrassingly slow
- thie guy runs with no one 5 yards wihtin him, then arteta lets hism run past, stops and tries a l
- This is embarassing. Again.
- Worst series of performance i have ever seen from an arsenal side.
- Sagna gives the ball away... and Arteta prods the ball home
- Arsene's time is up.
- And that's them now well ahead of us on goal difference....
- They're taking the piss with us now.....
- At f**king last we should get a change - shame but this was on the cards for years - now for Gazidis
- and yet he still hasn't made a f**kin substitution.
- And yet again, a terrible first half where we make no changes at half time and then
- Ramsey on for the greatest comeback EVER
- Thanks for everything Arsene, but time is up. Win the FA Cup and let's shake on it.
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- Odds on to win the FA cup
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- Car crash stuff. Anything that can go wrong is going wrong
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- I can't actually watch this any more
- show some pride you tossers
- Fu@#king head in the sand
- I'll happily take 5th provided the f**king bin dippers don't win it. CL is a waste of time for us
- Tweet of the day.
- Jeez their taking the p*ss.
- The players have given up. Wenger really has to take a serious look at himself
- Words can't describe how **** Sanogo is he is a FREE from the 2nd Div
- Finish 5th and win the FA cup
- in fairness its at least two weeks since our last good hiding.
- Where's modd? Absolutely retarded c**t. The ****e form is made worse by his constant ****e.
- By the way, Nicosia....as you will notice I am back
- Don't get a consolation. I'm now thinking of my fantasy team
- These players have given up and accepted defeat
- In 20mn, we have seen how much we missed Ramsey
- Jurgen Klopp, come on down.
- This dickhead commentator is acting like this is the greatest achievement in the history of sport
- Cup or no cup, his time is up
- 2 players we certainly need to get rid off - sanogo and arteta
- Let's get this straight. If we miss out on CL and fail to win the cup, Arsene Wenger is
- Totnum could get within 5 points, and theyve been dire.
- A mate of mine at Barnet tells me bould doesn't even speak to wenger anymore
- Wengers time is up , no tactics , players have no pace
- Can't wait for the 'new signings' to be bandied about before renewal time
- One word CRAP
- The c**ts are going to let Arteta get f**ked like that?
- They had an offside goal counted, we had a good goal disallowed. But still, we were outplayed...
- I have a ticket for today's game but couldn't go
- serves us right for kicking david dein out of the club all those years ago.
- Now is the time.
- The interesting thing is if you look at City, Liverpool, even Everton
- no fight, no passion....pitiful
- Wonder if Arsene will rest players against Wigan for the game at West Ham 2 days later
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- Arsenal Player of the Month - March
- nice management
- Hope West ham win - we can't be doing with them desperate for points at the emirates
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Le Boss. FACT
- we'll learn from this
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- pool to win 7-0
- We've now conceded more goals than Crystal Palace this season
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- Lessons learned
- What hurts is the way these teams play like we're totally beneath them
- what price are wigan ??
- Looks like the lads had their focus on the semi-final next Saturday...
- Remember earlier in the year when we won ten? Away games on the trot
- I missed post match interview - we're we tired? A little bit nervous with the handbrake on?
- Thank God for the point against Swansea!
- Even Songs of Praise are rubbing it in
- another shameful defeat
- I think but arsene has a poorly in his head it is not funny he must go to a doctor
- Can't wait for the post match fan interviews on Arsenalfantv.com
- last games is relegate league in 6 game loose drawer loose drawer drawer loose i tell to you many ti
- Liverpool 1 up - Another frickin' penalty..
- Cheer up Gooners...its not all bad...
- So, is ross barkely just going to get away with shoving arteta to the floor?
- On 17th May I will be here celebrating our cup final win and another season of Champions League
- Can i just check? Are we still saying liverpool are not better than us?
- Wo ist der Wunderkindt Ozil?
- Had a most pleasant afternoon, swim, sauna etc etc. No point in watching Arsenal I thought...just to
- So what does Arsene mean by this?
- At least we are better than United this season
- I hope Wenger stays. There I said it.
- Hendon - half time report arsenal fan tv - it's a belter
- Anyone wanting Wenger out is a plastic
- Watching the liverpool game. Gerrard has attempted the big fifty yard ball six times in the second
- Another frickin penalty for Liverpool - Never a penalty - 2 - 1 bindippers
- FFS is Taylor on Skys payroll
- when Carroll is fit, hes really quite a nightmare to play against.
- A little corner of London is Liverpool. I feel really quite profoundly sick
- when hammers equalise, scousers'll get the third pen. now, won't they?
- I detect from the irritation in the voices of the commentary team at Upton Park, that the
- Interesting.
- Still...nice to be going to Wembley - a short walk from home to the pub , to the stadium and
- The purchase of Ozil effectively papered over the cracks
- What a load of old c**t we ended being again this year. Deja vu, all over again.
- Was about to say the ref has been looking to even up that mistake for the liverpool goal all half
- Everton have a much tougher set of fixtures remaining...
- Boat race....bunch of yanks doing masters in **** I never heard of
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- Thursday night football might be fun
- Wenger: "[Everton were] sharper, better and deserved to win." He's lost the dressing room
- Who do you have to bribe to get 10 penalties since New Year?
- So, who will be boss next year then?...would Ivan be in charge of appointing
- second try: much as i like 'im...
- Cambridge lad clothes lined by his own oar
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- So the awimb consensus is............
- Boat race - so surprised how few UK nationals in both boats!
- Despondent Dimanche
- Good to see kolo ( the real toure) come on today - good sub - we let a lot of players
- Too many posts today - have a lovely rest of the eve awimb
- Lewis Hamilton won.
- I fear for poor Pablo's wellbeing. Have we heard from him yet?
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For anyone who thinks Wenger should renew his contract >>>
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Arsenal accused of 'amateurism'
- If Wenger was to resign / get fired? seriously who would we get better?
- kin'ell, delia has sacked houghton the week before they play fulham, 5pts behind them
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Highbury, we have a problem
- Wenger: The team were devastated pre match by the news of Justin Hoyte
- A Disgraceful peformance today
- this is starting to get painful
- Lets repeat this next week
- If Arsene goes I would bring in Martinez.
- This is f**king disgraceful, iv had it with this team
- we're no.2 on motd2. night night.
- Are we too **** to be on MOTD before midnight?
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- Our attitude on the field is epitomised by Wenger sitting on his backside not giving any leadership
- Are we deliberately f**king up so when (if) we secure 4th it will feel like something to celebrate
- you know we are **** when two Celtic f**kers can criticise the performance
- Lukaku, the Chelsea striker, played well.
- Man city will win the league
- On 17th May I will be here celebrating our cup final win and another season of Champions League.
- Winning cup on may 17th and we forget any
- That Barkley shot near the end...
- The Crimson Field must be the biggest load of **** I've ever seen on the BBC
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- A big problem is no captain on the field to inspire the team.
- WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
- There is some good news. Djourou made his Hamburg deal permanent.
- I still think we will comfortably finish Fourth pending a big slide in form.
- Would anyone be that shocked if we messed up next weekend against Wigan?
- Luckily for us Rich, the AWIMB sage pointed out our defence would be much better without Gibbs
- Well I don't know what you're all moaning about. I had a lovely weekend.
- Wenger has a been a bit weird lately. He appears to be complaining about everything rather than
- Who would be the most likely Wenger replacement then? I was thinking about Klopp, and as
- Anyway - a triffic Grand Prix after the nightmare to help numb the pain.
- A-Z to describe Arsenal currently. So that we can get it out of the way and get on with our week
- Let's get Capello in or some other Italian.
- Amazing how we capitulated this season
- Can we please stop witch hunting poor Arsene
He doesn't deserve this.
- Wenger should do a Norwich....
- Osaka Alan and Mexican Gooner on ANR
- I do have to admit that old AW - much as I love him - doesn't help himself when he starts banging on
- Well that was a complete disaster. Always stuck up for Giroud
- yesterday's excuse is....
- If we do have a new manager. Who will be surplus to requirements? Obviously it depends on who
- Is it just me or has it been a while since Liverpool got a penalty
- I know we're **** n'all but wouldn't it be super if we got a decision?
- Huge amounts of smoked salmon to consume lunchtime.
- I'll get this one in early before the weekend. 'No disgrace going out to the champions'
- Please may we have a football thread that's not all doom and gloom?
- MOTD3....Hartson says City have already signed 2 players for £40m each
- In other news, it turns out Mickey Rooney wasnt dead
- Anybody know any decent torrent sites that arent blocked? Fancy watching wrestlemania
- A surefire sign that winter is over is that the tangerines/clementines are no longer what they were.
- Did we discover who the ex-arsenal player was who is now fighting in Syria?
- Cor, everyone's awful upset.
- Travel on Saturday
- Right, let it never be said I am no longer the party animal. I am now orf to celebrate
- I have had to visit many jewellers lately. I feel most unconformable inside. Like a villain.
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Myles Palmer seems to be coping with our poor form. Not sure about his new tshirt though
- Game of Thrones tonight! :rubshands:
- What could possibly go wrong
- Sonos? Yes or no?
- Sherwood officially gone in the summer
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- Any of you buggers fancy sponsoring me to do the London Marathon.... if yes here is the link
- Last time we played Wigan in a Cup, half a stadium of ****ers were Ole-ing 15 minutes
- I love the melt down from Myles
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- I made Mongoloid Crispy Lamb last night. Surprisingly easy. Although I used a shoulder rather than
- Must have been an actor contract thing because Jaime Lannister didn't die in the book here.
- Re. trenchcoat thread below: surely something more casual is called for with summer on the way?
- The other day, I was visiting someone on business and left my car in the car park.
- Presumably someone will also blame Wenger for Maria Miller's expenses fiddling too
- I became embroiled in the issues of a vagrant on Saturday.
- You won't like me & I don't like myself for saying this but
- Does Awimb approve of my coat purchase?
- Wenger will not get sacked, folks
- Bernie....
- This women who eat on tubes thing is a bit odd. My only objection is that it specifically targets
- Speaking of tubes, have we spoken about these funny spoofs. I wish they used these imo.
- Hang on, weren't we all clambering over each other to praise AW just a couple of months ago?
- James McNicholas analysis.
- Berni > It's not a smart car is it, and was your meeting in Liechtenstein?
- I am off to the bait shop for tomorrow
- Tottenham v Sunderland on livescores.co.uk:
- arsetwit wengplop
- was Peaches Geldof a Gooner?
- Welcome back GOTs.
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- Spurs 5-1. How long until St Tott's Day?
- I have one question about Wenger. What exactly makes him 'one of the best managers in the world'?
- so. .. A weekend where 6 of the top 7 won. What a **** weekend all round.
- Arsenal would be top of the table IF.........
- Sky claiming Everton fans would rather finish fifth than Liverpool win the league
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- LOL! NYPD vs FDNY charity ice hockey game ends in mass fight.
- I see Chritian Eriksen blossoming into a fanatastic playmaker. Shame Arsene didnt listen to Dennis'
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Myles, the old tease >>>
- Anybody planning to go to New York for the summer game?
- My new man bag
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- CyclistsWimb. I noticed over the past months a a lot of police activity stopping cyclists all around
- Fash, as much as I love watching ice hockey, and admire their fantastic skills
- Is anyone doing the Panini World Cup sticker album?
- Is there anything more sickening than the crocodile tears of pundits and comnentators when celebs
- Return of The Fash
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Some rather amusing GoT politics/real life comparisons
- Speaking of things similar to collecting stickers. I used to love the gum that would come with cards
- School activities that I didn't like. 'Money up' I am sure it has different names
- Oscar meltdown in the witness box - he is either well-named or innocent
- Good Morning Arsenal fans. Today's topic. Who in your opinion is the most overated Arsenal player?
- Scary
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- Ooh. This is rather fun.
- Nice April Fools joke by students on their professor
- Chelsea vs psg tonight
- Token football post. Wenger leaving may become a self fulfilling prophesy.
- Possible
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- Dortmund have no chance tonight even with no
- FashWimb resumed. Sometimes I give the security blokes the nod when coming into the office
- Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa,
- Most underrated Arsenal player ever? And why?
- For the Malysia flight conspiracy theorists. A Russian newspaper with contacts in the KGB claims
- My word
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How f**king short is the Irish President?
- **** life, Bobby's got.
- Disappeared Malaysian FlightWimb: Could it be that one of the passengers
- Hands up who thinks Sunderland can take points off Everton on Saturday?
- Everyone sitting there with their PSG tops on?
- STOP PRESS FA CUP TICKETS
- Damn. Come on you French surrender monkeys
- You leave our Cavani alone you Russian C*NTS
- Penalty for Real. Ball shot up into the Dortmund defenders arm which he
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Martin Kemp tells Arsène to quit. Wenger praying that Johnny Hallyday keeps the faith >>
- I see my boy Nigel Farage broke out a can of whup ass in the debate
- you've got to hand it to Arsene he knows a player when he sees one
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