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- Manchester United might not win the Premier League again for another decade, says former England
- Favourite Soft drink?
- I did like Arteta's reaction to Sherwood throwing the ball at Sagna
- Is it fair to say that the media might be going slightly overboard on liverpool?
- The Irish love playing cricket on Paddy's Day, don't they?
- Well, missing the game due to a wedding was given an unexpected twist by the presence of a spurs
- Looool! Y'all thought I was
- Just when you thought it couldnt get any more embarrassing being a spurs fan...
- Just watched the MOTD highlights. Did we really create nothing else except Ox’s Geoff Thomas moment,
- Coca Cola and Pepsi Max are the highest votes. Well done fueling the corporate machine Awimb.
- Always surprises me when I see this flag
- If you were to build a car up just from parts bought from a dealer, how much would a 15k car cost?
- I'm always amazed at people's recollection of games, particularly the level of detail
- I'm actually starting to quite like Tim Sherwood.
- Why do Spurs keep appointing managers who are/have been/have been rumored to be Arsenal supporters?
- When Rosicky gave his shirt to the lad in the wheelchair, I'm sure he gave him a little kiss.
- It's that day of the year when the feckless, drunken wife-beaters known technically as'The Irish'
- MasterChef new series starts next Wednesday
- Max Clifford once used the phrase "All publicity is good publicity"
- Does awimb know that even Slim of Burma is being accused of fiddling? Fat chance of a conviction
- If you think Tim Sherwood is bad, lest we forget dear old Juande...
- Macbook f**kerswimb. Is there a programme like MS Paint on the mac? I haven't looked
- Bloody hell! No wonder they call Rosicky the little Mozart!
- Shamrock shake in L.A. today.
- So I guess we’d take a draw vs Chelsea in anticipation of the more realistic prospect of beating
- Is it time to worry about Arsenal finishing 4th, and Utd winning the CL?
- He who laughs last...If Chelsea and City get the boot because of FFP, Spurs and United
- Andre Marriner is the referee for our match v Chelsea, the man that awarded
- Video of Tottenham 'fan' throwing a bottle yesterday at AFC going in ground
- So Micky Hazaed wants the FA to do Szczesny because of gestures to incite the crowd apparently
- Why wasn't Ting on the drinks poll? By far the best soft drink
- FA CUP SEMI FINAL - SILVER MEMBERS
- Talksport on now until 10pm Romford Pele and Nutty on all things Wenger and Arsenal
- Fcuking Hell! Hope 5pur2 fans don't watch episode 14 of this season's Walking Dead..
- OK this is the list of Managers that Wenger joins on Sunday. It's not about being with one club.
- Micah Richards: 'Koscielny is the best centre back in the Premier league', that is a compliment
- hahahalolllzyfdfghb..Fergie the old soviet in the stands watching his empire/philosophy crumble
- Russian sanctions begin to bite - AVB sent to manage Zenit St Petersburg
- Are Chelsea classy enough to congratulate Wenger pre-match on his 1,000 matches?
- My last day before going on holiday. Now I have no intention of doing any work today
- I managed to get through almost all of yesterday without even realising it was St Patrick's Day.
- Defoe.....
- The family that just keeps giving...
- Marve if you are bored have you got any exciting stories to tell us?
- LinkedinAwimb. I signed up for this a while ago but never updated it or really looked at it. I've
- Good news, I can still access AWIMB at new job*
- Nic, thinking about getting away to Cyprus for a week in early September with the girlfriend.
- Finally, a transfer rumour we can all get behind
- What is for lunch mother f**kers?
- MM raises an interesting point with this post...
- So the theory I'm now hearing is all that this Malaysian airline nonsense is just a smokescreen to
- 34 years old and still plays perfectly.Flexidiscs
- Trinidad & Tobago's Jack Warner: "I am incorruptible. If I didn't believe that, I wouldn't say it."
- Diaby hoping to play before the season ends
- *NEWSFLASH* First ever Lottery Winner who is not Obese
- What the f*ck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it f*ck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and
- I don't know what's worse for Tim McInnerny. Being mauled by a pack of wolfhounds
- Rich, re Cyprus holiday
- Now then, I understand that 1% of the population is living in clover, whilst the other
- Diving
- As I am home alone. What shall I make for dinner?
- Things which are massively overrated #346: Only Fools and Horses
- I rewatched Rosiky's goal last night about 100 times. Love it when Martin Tyler screams out Arsenal
- So that's what Bunnel is up to these days.
- So what were you thinking about when you designed your company's logo?
- Ramsey and Cazorla sign contract extensions. Have we done this already?
- Unnecessary crap you keep in your wallet?
- Arsenal vs Barca (U20's) on Eurosport in 5 minutes. Zelalem & Gnabry
- Pelanty!
- I might tend to be a tad cynical about those who work in marketing.
- ooops, 1-0 down what a defensive (individual) cockup
- Super goal! 1-1!!!
- Do Barca have a policy of not drugging their kids?
- Get in there 1-1 Gnabry
- Barca well on top now :halftimedrugs:
- Our defence look nervous every time they attack
- Are they trying to replicate the Bayern game?
- Jesus wept, we look absolutely knackered
- John Cross in his attempt to be unbiased
- These boys have more cojones than half our first team!
- WHAT THE ACTUAL f**k?? Well, we know that this crop of defenders won't be seeing the first team.
- Traore looks pretty good for Barca. Must be about 26 though?
- Damage limitation now. If we hold out at 2-1 or 3-1 can still knock em out at home.
- Where is modd when you need him? :Tony:
- Have to say, I would feel a little uncomfortable taking advantage of the newly announced childcare
- Barca coach 'We were lucky', indeed you were my friend!
- Oh well :baghead:
- Banfield* Out!
- Wish we had a shots on target clause in Santi's new deal. He needs re-calibrating like RoboCop had
- Schalke took the first steps up K2, sherpa in tow.....
- arsene ivan you a lie to us you said Biady back in march you leave away arsene ivan!
- Bum.
- Sagna apart, do we have any other players that we should extend their contracts?
- It's great to see him back in London such a club legend he is an inspiration
- This ref has got selective eyesight must be the roubles in his eyes
- Another thing Chelsea are much better than us is diving and faking injuries, I hate the cnuts
- It really is wrong to wish injuries to any Chelsea players, it really is, I would much rather we
- This is a joke - Chelsea falling over - the Turks can't be bothered - drogba wants to get off the
- we need to be careful of their set pieces this weekend
- Just settling down to Barca arsenal Eurosport - it's cleansing
- fabianski why not our starter?
- what a shameful performance by the Turks . . .
- Ronaldo gets #40 for the season. Gibbon Bale assist.
- Just back from the driving range. I was hoping that Chavski would get an examination. Sounds like
- Classic disaster of a socialist country
- exciting last 10 minutes at Wigan tonight
- BGM - Arab commentary >>>>>
- Consistent Moyes
- wd the Daily Mash >>>
- Top 10 theories of the missing plane.....
- 83 days and counting with a thigh strain
- ****ing hell! Anybody ermmm know of anyone that works in a library
- What would our chances of the title look like if we drew with Chelsea and beat/drew with City?
- Hell in a handcart # 271
- Did Diaby really say that he hasn't given up hope of going to the World Cup?
- Well, that's it then. Will the last A&R scout switch out the light on their way out
- In a month we will have Ramsey, Ozil, Wilshere and even Diaby back. But by then we may have lost the
- They're demolishing the Marco Polo building. I mean, I know it wasn't everyone's cup of tea and all,
- Why do people consider Diaby a write-off, when Rosicky was out for 18 months too?
- SW - considering the match against Tottingham Hotspur on Sunday;
- Have had to turn down an offer to interview Bobby Pires next Friday!
- As far as endearingly inoffensive epic bantz goes, this is about as good as it gets
- I fear this 'guilty until proven innocent' tax avoision thing in the Budget may have sent Sir C
- Of course, Manchester United will somehow go through tonight, won't they.
- Junichi Inamoto would rank among the worst Arsenal XI - have a butcher's here and you'll get cold
- Osborne is a f**king communist
- Valencia says to Wayne....
- FFS get him back here, he's our best player!
- The Dream Team, Jamie and Daymee, for Man United tonight
- Super Joel
- EQUALITY: Arsene's ****test XI - WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
- Arsene's XI - WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
- aww, the little boy came out again
- Campbell very useful there. Would be happy with him, Draxler and Ginter as our sole recruits...
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- Couple of things: what the hell does cisgender mean? What is a transman? And wouldn't it just have
- You really are an idiot, even if you are fishing
- I think the kebab-scoffers have a goal in them easy
- Looking damned good so far
- Hang on a minute, wouldn't a ManU return to form suit us? Aren't we the only ones who played them 2x
- Olympi' are showing incredible energy levels here
- Oh dear me, a bit of a dead leg for RvP.
- WD United IMO. Be funny if they won it.
- van Persie time raping as usual.
- barry - I saw this & thought of you:
- Bloody mobile network down been down for almost 2 hours here
- Please don,t let united and van nobody win eurpean cup Could not take them
- One of the best signs I've ever seen ===>
- Bad news for dortmund. missing robert Lewandowski for the
- Spokane
- So, all CL group winners got easy teams, made it to the next round . Hope we absorb the lesson...
- Just ponced a pint of milk off me neighbour, 70's stylee might go for some sugar later.
- Wenger Out!
- I see someone is calling for sanctions against Usmanov and Abramovich in the N.Y Times today
- Is there some sort of reverse Salary calculator. If somewon is earning after taxes
- Camp Freddie and Ashberto seem to have confused AWIMB with Guardian comments section again
- Don't worry they've changed the rules about the 4th place spot thing.
- Que sera sera
- ooh Fash, looks like I'm going to Canada! >
- 11.02am and Arse.com still has no semi tkts to buy. Sack the lot of them. Oh still need 1 membership
- My list of acceptable Premier League winners is: Arsenal, no-one, Farnborough Town, Bristol Rovers.
- Awimb was down earlier. due to TCP error. Is this what the servers run on?
- I've found a new, deeper level of hate for this man recently
- Good piece
- Lady Gaga, who I understand is a popular chanteuse, was recently joined on stage by "vomit painter"
- If united fluke the CL and we finish in our usual place, 4th* then we're in the Europa. FACT.
- All these no make up selfies plastered over facebook are quite the eye opener.
- It'll be a sad day when he goes. I know things move on but it's hard to imagine Arsenal FC without
- I don't understand the whole 'Selfies' thing. Is it because now they have named this way of taking a
- Cancer Research UK have received 800,000 donations in 24 hours via text as a result of the no makeup
- Minecraft is fairly racist IMO.....
- Just letting you cancer campaigners into a little secret, you might not know this but...
- Diaby wants to go to the World Cup? Yeah, We'll never see him again then.
- what c**t told me to lump on Benfica earlier?
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- Oh wow, I thought the beer & bingo for the hard working people was a mock up
- Love it all of Wenger's adversaries during his 1,000 games. There's some corkers in there!
- When, exactly, will the big noses 'go marchin' in'?
- Arsene who
- Think spudscum will drop points against Southampton this weekend
- AW M
- Mourinho can f**k off... that is all
- Diane Abbott back on This Week
- When that c**t Mourinho runs on the pitch is the thing that drives me over the edge about him.
- Had Calamari tonight which were not in rings. How is that possible??
- Speaking of Alex Song, what on earth is he wearing in that Wenger 1000 game video?
- Once Upon a Time Thursday nights used to be rocking on here
- Arsene Wenger celebrates 1,000 games for Arsenal which is a tremendous achievement in managerial
- Loking at Man City's fixtures I think a draw is a good result tomorrow.
- Nicklas Bendtner is AW's 31st most picked player.
- Thoughts on champions league draw
- Ashberto wishes cancer on Mourinho a day after Monty wishes cancer on Kevin Whitcher.
- Rosicky a doubt for tomorrow? Fúck this ****, absolute waste of everyone's time and effort
- Just seen a quote from Mourinho which is sending me into a Kevin
- chelsea and man u are out perfect draw
- Ferguson pays tribute to Wenger
- John Terry v. Zlatan in the CL......
- Chelsea won't get through. Lest we forget when they did win it, Mourinho wasn't in charge
- Chelsea vs us will be a dull game
- I think we are going to get beaten heavily tomorrow
- Anyone know which end we are in for the Semi Final please?
- It’s silly to suggest tomorrow is a must-win. What is probably closer to the truth is to say that
- I think *******s is my favourite swear word. But it's one that johnny foreigner struggles with imo
- FFS! It's only cake! Stop getting so excited!
- I got a £160 fine and a criminal record
- Oh, please baby Jesus let this happen! Please?
- If we beat Chelsea and City we will win the league. End of.
- So here is the draft of my letter to the prosecution regarding my court case - all comments welcome
- By way of an old school poll, how many people here have criminal convictions. I'm quite staggered by
- Ted Terry [John's Dad] cleared of racial abuse
- Speed and accident risk >>>
- Speed and accident risk >>>
- Lordy. What a pair.
- Fish and chips and a pint for dinner tonight. Been a hell of a week.
- RvP out for 4-6 weeks
- Bromley woman who is 'god of alien race' was 'engaged to Arsene Wenger in the 15th century'
- Supporter in the stands mocking Sherwood at the Benfica game
- I see Twitter blocked in Turkey, this is what I call democracy, well done North Korea!
- Bit early I know But im pissed a s c**t... Playing wiv da Knic=ves
- it's written in the stars--. 3-1 to the Arsenal tomorrow, and happy 1,000 to you Arsene...
- I see Stewart Robson has not given up on criticising Wenger, used the 1,000 games headlines to say
- Ex players tribute to Wenger
- Semi Final kick off now at 5.07pm to mark Hillsborough Disaster
- Listening to some soundzz on phones. I like loud, but how can I tell when it's unhealthily too loud?
- Wenger Who? already on youtube, must watch for all Arsenal fans
- I'll be polite and say i'm not a fan of muslims but i love this>
- I am ****ted
- Funkit.....
- How could anybody pick an Arsenal 11 under Wenger and not include Bergkamp?
- David Dein on his first chance meeting with Arsene...
- More player tributes but still nothing from Thierry
- This is incredible, never knew that ....
- 1,000 games? At one stage, even 10 games looked unlikely...
- someone lefta cake out in the rain
- Lifes little mysteries #436 How the hell did Gordon McQueen spawn something as lovely as Hayley?
- Arsenal's record against London clubs this season is 8 matches, 7 wins and 1 draw
- I'm actually nervous about a game of football for the first time this season
- Videos of previous wins at chelsea to inspire today
- Just watched the Wrighty doc. Very deep, nearly blubbed...
- Surely the footballing gods must smile on Arsene today?
- And the no makeup week winner is>>>>>>>>>.
- Here's hoping the Whore Shagmeister Giroud has his shooting boots on today...
- Don't worry lads I've just put a bet on Chelsea...we cannot lose
- Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ox, Cazorla, Pods, Giroud
- Michael f**king Owen Thought the c**t had f**ked off?
- f**king typical already defending like peanuts
- Punished :(
- Oh dear. Cut open several times already. Long afternoon ahead
- That's a heavy 2 goal swing there....should be 1up not 1down
- That was poor. .... Should have scored at one end, got caught at the other
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