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- I'd rather win the FA Cup than win tonight.
- So, like, are there *actually* any Awimbers who would confess to preferring that we win the FA Cup
- Ooh, look! He had hair once.
- Tonight is ideal. Even if Bayern score early it doesn't change the task and other 2nd leg cliches.
- I'm going to put chives in cauliflower cheese.
- All those pesky checks and balances and enquiries we have in the Capitalist West that keep us honest
- Fabianski; Sagna Mertesacker Kos Vermaelen; Arteta The Ox; Cazorla Ozil Podolski; Giroud
- I can't predict today's score but I think I can predict we'll have more injuries
- Arsene really going for it!
- In defence of Marxism - by Alain de Botton
- Mertesacker captain tonight despite Vermaelen and Arteta starting
- Ashberto > re Botton on Marx
- Fabianski, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Vermaelen; Arteta, Ox-Chambo; Cazorla, Ozil, Pods; Giroud
- Tommy V up against Robben, otherwise I've got a lob on. Steve Bould must have done the team sheet
- Looks like Mert is the new captain ?
- Almost a red.
- Vermalen is captain, by the way...
- game hadn't even kicked off and I was sick of Clive. 8 minutes in and I want to slit my wrists
- Why is that not a yellow card. ....... c**t
- I have to say, they are better than Barca in their prime. Holy ****, this is power football.
- Good stuff from the Ox
- Arteta will not survive 90 minutes without getting sent off.
- f**k sake Santi. So poor.
- Why did we pay £43m to make the best no.10 in the world do donkey work on the wing?
- oezil's not interested. take'im off! bring rosicky on.
- 1st half rope a dope tactics.
- If only we had 11 Chamberlain's
- bad taste still showing bet365 adverts starring bob crow at half time.
- Would it leave me open to ridicule if I said Andy Townsend is a good co-commentator?
- Going ok so far. Keep it at 2-0 and hope Bayern get bored
- hate to say it but I'll take this scoreline at 90 minutes
- What's with all the negativity. We're gonna f**king blitzkrieg em. Come on you gooners!
- "This programmed sponsored by Gazprom"....sanctions? What sanctions?
- looks like Wenger has taken stargooner's advice
- modd's song for Nic
- He really wanted to give that, didn't he.
- Rosicky coming on for Ozil. Must be injury or illness.
- this match can't go all the way like this. its got to have at least 5 mins where I start to believe
- Pigmaster.....That was coming.
- Oh well. Deserved lead on balance.
- We aren't going to make any chances with Podolski on the pitch. Gnabry on at 60mins.
- good stuff now I can go to bed.
- popular scorer Poldi
- one last thing. bayern belong in the championship playing music after a goal
- They don't like it up 'em.
- good morning
- arsene ivan stupid idiot ryo maichi not even allowed to play took to squad only 6 on bench arsene is
- f**k me that was quite a finish.
- Tyldeley gutted the goal dissallowed
- ref is making it up to bayern now.
- What a good foul, then finish
- Bunch of cheating *******s.
- Did he get the but-tocks?
- Big 15 minutes.
- Ox pulled up there.
- Robben... DIE!!! cvnt
- classic kos!
- Very acceptable performance especially in second half. 11 v 11 they haven't bettered us.
- I don't get this happy to be at 0-0 at halftime thing.
- Nice of Arsene to name a squad with an elegible player
- Seems you need to have a black belt in cheating to become the best team in the world
- Adrian Chiles C U Next Tuesday.
- You have to applaud Bayern for one thing tonight....
- Hmmm. Bayern have covered more ground yet look as fresh as they did when the game started.
- It was always going to be tough. But importantly we were not embarrassed so glad we can concentrate
- Of course I did not even watch this sham vs Pep's pepsters. So what's with the injuries?
- legs like broken candles.
- Wenger blundered his subs tonight
- Tonight more than ever, it was obvious a pacey striker is required for the squad.
- Heroes of munich again
- Athletico for me.
- Why don't we offer for Flapi****ski to be our domestic cup and Champions League 'keeper
- Dixon, Wrighty and Keane say we need a complete squad overhaul
- The defence were legends tonight
- Only cyclists dope. Well known fact.
- Delighted Fab saved that penalty even if it f**ked up my prediction. That Robben should be banned
- The Daily Mail He isn't worth two bob
- good performance but wrighty hit the nail on the head
- Proud of the team. We're not far away.
- If we win the fa cup it be one of best moments
- THE ARSENAL
- Why was Ryo ineligible if he has already made 2 appearances as sub in the CL this season?
- Looks like Ozils out for a few weeks. Hamstring
- Ian Wright is a God in my eyes
- Next Season we will probably sweep the board domestically
- At the end of the night its another glorious failure served up as a great achievement for us
- we went to war with water pistols yet again
- Ozil out, when is Ramsey back?
- Season still has legs
- Just watched the Ian Wright documentary
- Ryo was de-registered in order to accommodate Kallstrom, if you were wondering
- This is quite amazing - Planefinder ==>
- Jorge, Supernik's ditched the sumo look now...
- Map of Europe 1000AD - present day
- I'm not a fan of Pep's Bayern at all. Leaving Kroos and Muller on the bench?
- Another failure from Wenger.
- I see most of the journo c**ts have stuck the boot in on Ozil, even though he played most
- Here bbc post match coverage of 2005 Fa cup win
- 'Gay Gunners'
- Bayern looked full of pep last night didn't they? That high, aggressive pressing game must be
- What's the prognosis on The Ox. 2-3 weeks?
- Any news on Diaby, we're looking a bit light in midfield for the run in
- Barca vs Man City tonight. barca should go through
- Question on drugs - am I right in assuming that
- I fear Ozil may end up turning into a bit of an Arshavin.
- I think this is the world's most complete diver
- Looks like Ozil will miss spurs, Chelsea, Swansea and City then
- I'm liking the look of this 'footbonaut' thing
- Things must be bad when I go to awimb for calm measured analysis
- Made the mistake of falling down a twitter rabbit hole last night
- Mother's day is coming up don't forget
- So what was Oxbow-Chamberpot doing when he was off injured?
- The one good thing about this month....
- So, looks like ramsey and kallstrom should be back fairly soon
- Uefa open disciplinary proceedings against Bayern Munich over offensive banner displayed in draw vs
- This cheerleader *really* looks like Frank Lampard
- Just had some hot dogs 3 days out of date. Am i going to die?
- A bit disappointed with nerg
- ozil converts that penalty
- Went to give my statutory declaration at court this morning. Was a bit scarier than I'd
- Club seats for Wembley sorted through official hospitality agent (referred by wembley).
- Kompany thinks winning at Barcelona is like winning at QPR. What a thick ****.
- Jesus wept! Dave's a sheeny*?!?!
- I notice that not one of youse *******s has noted my musings on the MH primary return,
- I was browsing iPlayer the other day and noticed they've got a programme on
- I know getting tight on attackers is an integral part of Kosceilny’s defending style, but you have
- Sherwood on the current squad 'I'll need to see who I keep and who I need to bring in'
- Back from Munich , observations
- They're Klinging On by a thread now :Lescott:
- Great performance by the ref tonight
- Who's (secretly) looking forward to Barca - Man City today
- City have payed the refs.
- Barca vs city was a strange game in the end
- Will that quadruple go much further up Citeh's arse?
- is this what the yoots of toady are wearing?
- :Sergio Aguero only made 1 accurate pass in the first half and that was from kick off.
- Missing Cheltenham
- The chaps from the mystery aeroplane they said looked like Balotelli
- Was not that impressed by psg tonight
- Psg should go through tonight. They could be
- For those who doubt the value of winning a trophy...any trophy
- Mustard predictor a great site
- Is it just me or are City rather doing an Arsenal by imploding early in the year?
- Weekend European Breakwimb. I want to plan a long weekend away to somewhere in Europe around June or
- Spurs vs benfica Tonight
- If we reach the FA cup final. Does Wenger carry on with Wenger. or does he go with Szczesny.
- Nogman, re EPO / steroids. Pleasse take notes, there will be an exam at the end of the season
- Only thing annoying about wembley is that annoying
- Perspective
- ATTENTION! Dr ,nerg is busy, but I will check all doping related posts later today.
- Danny Mills has a sense of humour!?! "Man City need to spend big".
- Ukraine seems to have magically disappeared from the front pages....
- If I could be serious for a minute. This is very important.
- Dr Hat >>>>>>>>
- I admit I secretly quite liked Victoria Wood's Stand up shows. Even though I am not a
- So Miranda is doing a stand up tour. Such fun!
- If everyone is fit, what is our best XI, and is it good enough to win the league?
- Do we get a bye now that the Munich president has been sent to prison for 3 years for tax evasion?
- So Ramsey probably not back for Spurs. Jack and Ozil knacked.
- Good ole Nicky
- easymusicquizwimb: name the song where the word 'wonderfully' is repeated 4 times in a row...
- Anyone know a thing called torchbrowser? Keeps popping up and I've never downloaded it so can't
- Hmmm. Offer accepted on a lovely flat in Turnpike Lane...
- LOL! Ice hockey fights, you gotta love'em! Wait for the end.
- Have they STILL not found this f*cking plane? I'm getting bored of it now.
- Why was this allowed to happen? First Jack and now Ozil?
- The German justice system is a bit skewed. They happily allow Hoeness to oversee
- I see Cantona has been kung fu kicking* some innocent bystander again
- Monty Here is my guide of the area.
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- Are the Syrians still knocking the crap out of each other?
- I see old Stumpy Pistorius is vomiting again.
- So... North Korea, then?
- I've just spoken to Maggie Philbin.
- My office window now looking out on some sort of bomb hunt...
- If moving abroad whats the best way to move wons funds. Just to a bank transfer to the new account?
- You know you're old when you're pissed as a c**t and had it by 6:30
- Monty, about Bill Hicks being overrated.
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- A little surprised Awimb's homophobe faction hasn't rounded on Peter Thatchell for his confirmed
- wd Chris Jordan
- A very "sophisticated" strategy using tax dollars
- Are we looking at sort of mid-April for St Totteringham's Day this year?
- So Sir Charlie, this jet thingy, where has it escaped to then? Flew into oblivion innit ...
- Some goals you might enjoy
- Did Ozil catch Arshavinitis?
- Porto playing to an empty stadium.
- Lazy Spud manager can't even be arsed to shave.
- It's Thursday, time to turn on the telly and see how the Tottenhams are getting on
- What I really dislike when I've been on a jolly
- Looking forward to the Seville derby. Always a great example of diving and cheating
- Ouch! Arrest made after man is found by the side of the road with his ***** cut off
- 'b' team?
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- Lawdy, this benfica side is hardly breaking a sweat - what a national embarrassment
- Ha ha ha ha
- OMG, they mentioned that fat c**t CY during the first half
- Joke of the day... Two Canadian nurses, one old the other a babe, were in a conversation about a
- Sevilla has scored for Betis!
- Good old Arsenal! We're proud to say that name!
- Cant believe Porto did Napoli, though Martinez is the
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- Spurs don't give up many chances, but they all seem to go in.
- Benfica are good side, Markovic looks the part
- Sherwood the gift that keeps on giving
- If we can't beat this shambolic mob on Sunday...we don't deserve to win the FA Cup.
- They were so lucky it only finished 1-3 :baghead:
- Jorge Jesus
- Sherwood hahaha
- Sherwood should be banned for nine games
- I can CY he gave up watching that mob
- There are defeats and then there are defeats
- It seems that reminding Spurs of the score is the worst you can do.
- Watched Joey Barton make a speech at the Oxford Union last night. He was excellent
- Love jesus comments after the match
- Bad day for Awimb. Hilary's dad and the richest man in Northern Ireland both dead.
- Surely the two greatest ever
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- Sol Campbell on This Week imo
- Tony Benn RIP
- 5pur2 doesn't work either. if 5 if supposed to represent S. How can 2 also represent S?
- On Sunday scum's only hope is to make it a battle, if we stick to football they havent a prayer.
- So the depressurisation theory that was red hot yesterday
- How hard is it make people understand that tequila is only to be drunk
- NB52 continuing to endear himself to Wenger...
- Robert Martinez being touted as Arsenal's preferred successor - in 2 years.
- Has anyone had any luck with one of these dodgy ticket sites? Talk to me
- Well that was a close shave. Was due to proceed with our mortgage application
- spurs plan anti-Sherwood protest march in Arsenal colours on Sunday
- Semi final tickets Wigan Athletic, given an allocation of 22,807
- Whatever your views on the boy Benn, you have to admit he had a way with word
- Monty, have you considered Greater London or does that not interest you so much?
- The more I think about the referee’s conduct for Robben’s antics on Tuesday, the more despicable
- Going to a wedding on Sunday for a girl (35) who, very probably, only has a matter of years (and
- Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness contains many, many truths
- LOL Floyd Mayweather arrested on suspicion of attempted murder,kidnapping
- Haaaaang on - at no point in this article does she mention a sexual proposition
- I definitely like cheese and jam sandwiches (cheddar and chilli lime marmalade at the moment).
- HousebuyingWIMB
- Just did an online credit check and it came out "Good" overall, though I do have a
- Semi final ticket details..
- Phew! That was a close one.I actually have a decent excuse for not going to see The Damned tonight
- What sort of man would knowingly wed terminally ill women for their inheritances?
- Arsene's first contract for three years was worth?
- Ramsey 10 weeks and counting with a thigh strain. Dr ,nerg is outraged.
- Eyes about a face
- 'er Richard>>>>> Real life
- Anelka has terminated his contract with WBA and is available on a free. Any takers?
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