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  1. It'll be a sad day when he goes. I know things move on but it's hard to imagine Arsenal FC without (34 replies)
  2. All these no make up selfies plastered over facebook are quite the eye opener. (36 replies)
  3. If united fluke the CL and we finish in our usual place, 4th* then we're in the Europa. FACT. (35 replies)
  4. Lady Gaga, who I understand is a popular chanteuse, was recently joined on stage by "vomit painter" (31 replies)
  5. Good piece (2 replies)
  6. I've found a new, deeper level of hate for this man recently (45 replies)
  7. Awimb was down earlier. due to TCP error. Is this what the servers run on? (2 replies)
  8. My list of acceptable Premier League winners is: Arsenal, no-one, Farnborough Town, Bristol Rovers. (4 replies)
  9. 11.02am and Arse.com still has no semi tkts to buy. Sack the lot of them. Oh still need 1 membership (13 replies)
  10. ooh Fash, looks like I'm going to Canada! > (45 replies)
  11. Que sera sera (2 replies)
  12. Don't worry they've changed the rules about the 4th place spot thing. (1 replies)
  13. Camp Freddie and Ashberto seem to have confused AWIMB with Guardian comments section again (2 replies)
  14. Is there some sort of reverse Salary calculator. If somewon is earning after taxes (3 replies)
  15. I see someone is calling for sanctions against Usmanov and Abramovich in the N.Y Times today (0 replies)
  16. Wenger Out! (1 replies)
  17. Just ponced a pint of milk off me neighbour, 70's stylee Clound Nine might go for some sugar later. (5 replies)
  18. So, all CL group winners got easy teams, made it to the next round . Hope we absorb the lesson... (10 replies)
  19. Spokane Yikes (0 replies)
  20. Bad news for dortmund. missing robert Lewandowski for the (0 replies)
  21. One of the best signs I've ever seen ===> (0 replies)
  22. Please don,t let united and van nobody win eurpean cup Could not take them (9 replies)
  23. Bloody mobile network down been down for almost 2 hours here (6 replies)
  24. barry - I saw this & thought of you: (1 replies)
  25. van Persie time raping as usual. (1 replies)
  26. WD United IMO. Be funny if they won it. (7 replies)
  27. Oh dear me, a bit of a dead leg for RvP. (0 replies)
  28. Olympi' are showing incredible energy levels here Sherlock (0 replies)
  29. Hang on a minute, wouldn't a ManU return to form suit us? Aren't we the only ones who played them 2x (2 replies)
  30. Looking damned good so far (7 replies)
  31. I think the kebab-scoffers have a goal in them easy (0 replies)
  32. You really are an idiot, even if you are fishing (1 replies)
  33. Couple of things: what the hell does cisgender mean? What is a transman? And wouldn't it just have (36 replies)
  34. ************************ FREE MONEY ************************ (0 replies)
  35. Campbell very useful there. Would be happy with him, Draxler and Ginter as our sole recruits... (3 replies)
  36. aww, the little boy came out again (0 replies)
  37. Arsene's XI - WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? (16 replies)
  38. EQUALITY: Arsene's ****test XI - WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? (61 replies)
  39. Super Joel Bow (5 replies)
  40. The Dream Team, Jamie and Daymee, for Man United tonight (3 replies)
  41. FFS get him back here, he's our best player! (0 replies)
  42. Valencia says to Wayne.... (0 replies)
  43. Osborne is a f**king communist Frown (14 replies)
  44. Junichi Inamoto would rank among the worst Arsenal XI - have a butcher's here and you'll get cold (2 replies)
  45. Of course, Manchester United will somehow go through tonight, won't they. (5 replies)
  46. Frown I fear this 'guilty until proven innocent' tax avoision thing in the Budget may have sent Sir C (6 replies)
  47. As far as endearingly inoffensive epic bantz goes, this is about as good as it gets (1 replies)
  48. Have had to turn down an offer to interview Bobby Pires next Friday! (7 replies)
  49. SW - considering the match against Tottingham Hotspur on Sunday; (5 replies)
  50. Why do people consider Diaby a write-off, when Rosicky was out for 18 months too? (50 replies)
  51. They're demolishing the Marco Polo building. I mean, I know it wasn't everyone's cup of tea and all, (16 replies)
  52. In a month we will have Ramsey, Ozil, Wilshere and even Diaby back. But by then we may have lost the (3 replies)
  53. Well, that's it then. Will the last A&R scout switch out the light on their way out Cry (1 replies)
  54. Did Diaby really say that he hasn't given up hope of going to the World Cup? (0 replies)
  55. Hell in a handcart # 271 (12 replies)
  56. What would our chances of the title look like if we drew with Chelsea and beat/drew with City? (57 replies)
  57. ****ing hell! Anybody ermmm know of anyone that works in a library (22 replies)
  58. 83 days and counting with a thigh strain hehe (6 replies)
  59. Top 10 theories of the missing plane..... (7 replies)
  60. hehe wd the Daily Mash >>> (0 replies)
  61. Consistent Moyes (5 replies)
  62. BGM - Arab commentary >>>>> (2 replies)
  63. exciting last 10 minutes at Wigan tonight (2 replies)
  64. Classic disaster of a socialist country (1 replies)
  65. Just back from the driving range. I was hoping that Chavski would get an examination. Sounds like (1 replies)
  66. Ronaldo gets #40 for the season. Gibbon Bale assist. (2 replies)
  67. what a shameful performance by the Turks . . . (1 replies)
  68. fabianski why not our starter? (2 replies)
  69. Just settling down to Barca arsenal Eurosport - it's cleansing (0 replies)
  70. we need to be careful of their set pieces this weekend (0 replies)
  71. This is a joke - Chelsea falling over - the Turks can't be bothered - drogba wants to get off the (0 replies)
  72. It really is wrong to wish injuries to any Chelsea players, it really is, I would much rather we (9 replies)
  73. Another thing Chelsea are much better than us is diving and faking injuries, I hate the cnuts (0 replies)
  74. This ref has got selective eyesight must be the roubles in his eyes (0 replies)
  75. It's great to see him back in London such a club legend he is an inspiration (0 replies)
  76. Sagna apart, do we have any other players that we should extend their contracts? (7 replies)
  77. Bum. (5 replies)
  78. arsene ivan you a lie to us you said Biady back in march you leave away arsene ivan! (1 replies)
  79. Schalke took the first steps up K2, sherpa in tow..... (0 replies)
  80. Wish we had a shots on target clause in Santi's new deal. He needs re-calibrating like RoboCop had (0 replies)
  81. Banfield* Out! (8 replies)
  82. Oh well :baghead: (6 replies)
  83. Barca coach 'We were lucky', indeed you were my friend! (0 replies)
  84. Have to say, I would feel a little uncomfortable taking advantage of the newly announced childcare (13 replies)
  85. Where is modd when you need him? :Tony: (0 replies)
  86. Damage limitation now. If we hold out at 2-1 or 3-1 can still knock em out at home. (5 replies)
  87. Traore looks pretty good for Barca. Must be about 26 though? (1 replies)
  88. WHAT THE ACTUAL f**k?? Well, we know that this crop of defenders won't be seeing the first team. (1 replies)
  89. These boys have more cojones than half our first team! (1 replies)
  90. John Cross in his attempt to be unbiased (0 replies)
  91. Jesus wept, we look absolutely knackered Cry (0 replies)
  92. Are they trying to replicate the Bayern game? (1 replies)
  93. Our defence look nervous every time they attack (4 replies)
  94. Barca well on top now :halftimedrugs: (0 replies)
  95. Get in there 1-1 Gnabry (1 replies)
  96. Do Barca have a policy of not drugging their kids? (11 replies)
  97. Super goal! 1-1!!! (0 replies)
  98. ooops, 1-0 down what a defensive (individual) cockup (4 replies)
  99. I might tend to be a tad cynical about those who work in marketing. (21 replies)
  100. Pelanty! (1 replies)
  101. Arsenal vs Barca (U20's) on Eurosport in 5 minutes. Zelalem & Gnabry (5 replies)
  102. Unnecessary crap you keep in your wallet? (7 replies)
  103. Ramsey and Cazorla sign contract extensions. Have we done this already? (4 replies)
  104. So what were you thinking about when you designed your company's logo? hehe (1 replies)
  105. So that's what Bunnel is up to these days. (1 replies)
  106. I rewatched Rosiky's goal last night about 100 times. Love it when Martin Tyler screams out Arsenal (19 replies)
  107. Things which are massively overrated #346: Only Fools and Horses (28 replies)
  108. As I am home alone. What shall I make for dinner? (6 replies)
  109. Diving (4 replies)
  110. Now then, I understand that 1% of the population is living in clover, whilst the other (27 replies)
  111. Rich, re Cyprus holiday (10 replies)
  112. I don't know what's worse for Tim McInnerny. Being mauled by a pack of wolfhounds (6 replies)
  113. What the f*ck is a Jack Monroe and why won't it f*ck off and take its awful tattoos, leftovers and (37 replies)
  114. *NEWSFLASH* First ever Lottery Winner who is not Obese (6 replies)
  115. Diaby hoping to play before the season ends Oh (9 replies)
  116. Trinidad & Tobago's Jack Warner: "I am incorruptible. If I didn't believe that, I wouldn't say it." (0 replies)
  117. Clound Nine 34 years old and still plays perfectly.Flexidiscs Clound Nine (3 replies)
  118. So the theory I'm now hearing is all that this Malaysian airline nonsense is just a smokescreen to (56 replies)
  119. MM raises an interesting point with this post... (4 replies)
  120. What is for lunch mother f**kers? (9 replies)
  121. Finally, a transfer rumour we can all get behind (2 replies)
  122. Nic, thinking about getting away to Cyprus for a week in early September with the girlfriend. (13 replies)
  123. Good news, I can still access AWIMB at new job* (6 replies)
  124. LinkedinAwimb. I signed up for this a while ago but never updated it or really looked at it. I've (18 replies)
  125. Marve if you are bored have you got any exciting stories to tell us? (15 replies)
  126. The family that just keeps giving... (7 replies)
  127. Defoe..... (2 replies)
  128. I managed to get through almost all of yesterday without even realising it was St Patrick's Day. (10 replies)
  129. My last day before going on holiday. Now I have no intention of doing any work today (4 replies)
  130. Are Chelsea classy enough to congratulate Wenger pre-match on his 1,000 matches? (24 replies)
  131. Russian sanctions begin to bite - AVB sent to manage Zenit St Petersburg (1 replies)
  132. hahahalolllzyfdfghb..Fergie the old soviet in the stands watching his empire/philosophy crumble (4 replies)
  133. Micah Richards: 'Koscielny is the best centre back in the Premier league', that is a compliment (13 replies)
  134. OK this is the list of Managers that Wenger joins on Sunday. It's not about being with one club. (6 replies)
  135. Fcuking Hell! Hope 5pur2 fans don't watch episode 14 of this season's Walking Dead.. (3 replies)
  136. Talksport on now until 10pm Romford Pele and Nutty on all things Wenger and Arsenal (15 replies)
  137. FA CUP SEMI FINAL - SILVER MEMBERS (8 replies)
  138. Why wasn't Ting on the drinks poll? By far the best soft drink (4 replies)
  139. So Micky Hazaed wants the FA to do Szczesny because of gestures to incite the crowd apparently (2 replies)
  140. Video of Tottenham 'fan' throwing a bottle yesterday at AFC going in ground ****er (0 replies)
  141. Andre Marriner is the referee for our match v Chelsea, the man that awarded (6 replies)
  142. He who laughs last...If Chelsea and City get the boot because of FFP, Spurs and United (8 replies)
  143. Is it time to worry about Arsenal finishing 4th, and Utd winning the CL? (3 replies)
  144. So I guess we’d take a draw vs Chelsea in anticipation of the more realistic prospect of beating (13 replies)
  145. Shamrock shake in L.A. today. (2 replies)
  146. Bloody hell! No wonder they call Rosicky the little Mozart! (0 replies)
  147. Macbook f**kerswimb. Is there a programme like MS Paint on the mac? I haven't looked (9 replies)
  148. If you think Tim Sherwood is bad, lest we forget dear old Juande... (0 replies)
  149. Does awimb know that even Slim of Burma is being accused of fiddling? Fat chance of a conviction (0 replies)
  150. Max Clifford once used the phrase "All publicity is good publicity" (4 replies)
  151. MasterChef new series starts next Wednesday Clap (15 replies)
  152. It's that day of the year when the feckless, drunken wife-beaters known technically as'The Irish' (6 replies)
  153. When Rosicky gave his shirt to the lad in the wheelchair, I'm sure he gave him a little kiss. (13 replies)
  154. Why do Spurs keep appointing managers who are/have been/have been rumored to be Arsenal supporters? (0 replies)
  155. I'm actually starting to quite like Tim Sherwood. (14 replies)
  156. I'm always amazed at people's recollection of games, particularly the level of detail (2 replies)
  157. If you were to build a car up just from parts bought from a dealer, how much would a 15k car cost? (4 replies)
  158. Always surprises me when I see this flag (5 replies)
  159. Coca Cola and Pepsi Max are the highest votes. Well done fueling the corporate machine Awimb. (14 replies)
  160. Just watched the MOTD highlights. Did we really create nothing else except Ox’s Geoff Thomas moment, (7 replies)
  161. Just when you thought it couldnt get any more embarrassing being a spurs fan... (14 replies)
  162. Looool! Y'all thought I was fishing (0 replies)
  163. Well, missing the game due to a wedding was given an unexpected twist by the presence of a spurs (32 replies)
  164. The Irish love playing cricket on Paddy's Day, don't they? (6 replies)
  165. Is it fair to say that the media might be going slightly overboard on liverpool? (20 replies)
  166. I did like Arteta's reaction to Sherwood throwing the ball at Sagna (2 replies)
  167. Favourite Soft drink? (15 replies)
  168. Manchester United might not win the Premier League again for another decade, says former England (2 replies)
  169. It's only taken 10 years, but this does deserve a re-post (11 replies)
  170. We really haven't laughed enough at Man Utd imo. Excellent rant here>> (13 replies)
  171. Current favourite TV shows? (25 replies)
  172. I'm sorry, but I have to go with wssc's opinion. (1 replies)
  173. I cant get tired of watching this rather epic wetty (13 replies)
  174. Serious Question... (0 replies)
  175. HStPDM+CL+DG+LA+BIMO (8 replies)
  176. Does anyone except modd think we are likely to beat Chelsea? (18 replies)
  177. Both fat ladies gone now Frown (2 replies)
  178. Is it just the Daily Mail who seem to be pointing the finger at the pilots of the missing plane? (4 replies)
  179. 10 year anniversary of Lost Clap (1 replies)
  180. Spot the gooner in the crowd. (4 replies)
  181. Happy St Paddy's Day Mack Wave (3 replies)
  182. More drivel....... (19 replies)
  183. The downside of yesterday was the Mickies winning again. (13 replies)
  184. One has to feel sorry for Jose Mourinho - yet again (2 replies)
  185. Kos Penalty claim. Don't think it was won myself Hide (4 replies)
  186. Why do City have so many games in hand? I must have missed something whilst I was away. (6 replies)
  187. Sherwood is trying too hard to convince the spurs fans that he isn't an Arsenal fan (1 replies)
  188. we lucky today very a **** arsene (7 replies)
  189. Double Facepalm spuds fan after Rocky's goal - Legend (0 replies)
  190. This is why it's called the Theatre of Dreams. Man U fan as they went 3 down today (7 replies)
  191. I thought they had locked us in after the match. Didn't realise the daft buggers were just singing (4 replies)
  192. Really looking forward to our walk on Tuesday, my 3 Spurs mates will no doubt feel the same Wink (0 replies)
  193. 69mph Ohhh yeah (0 replies)
  194. Rosicky "Alex technique was not the best and the ball bounced back to me" hehe (0 replies)
  195. All these pens against Utd. Would never have happened in the old days (3 replies)
  196. Greatest back-heeled goal ever? (5 replies)
  197. MOTD2 Clound Nine (0 replies)
  198. So we're doing the Bayern thing again? (2 replies)
  199. I love to see this muthaferka squirm>>>> (6 replies)
  200. So happy for TR7 Bow (1 replies)
  201. Sam Wallace of the Independent a year ago, 'One more step into mediocrity for Arsenal, another leap (3 replies)
  202. The List (1 replies)
  203. 49, 49 undefeated... (1 replies)
  204. Think about their motto for a moment .. To Dare Is To Do (2 replies)
  205. Is this really Sol? (3 replies)
  206. pulling a modd here, but one more thought. (2 replies)
  207. HOw many Spurs managers has Wenger managed against? (3 replies)
  208. btw, what in the hell were we playing there when the Verminator came in ... 5-4-1?. (5 replies)
  209. Heres the selfie (5 replies)
  210. The missus is on a business trip. Whilst having the flat to myself is nice I am very bored (10 replies)
  211. Geezer. (0 replies)
  212. great defensive display (1 replies)
  213. If you are a Tottenham fan you have to wonder about Sherwood at times. Oxlade puts a great chance to (2 replies)
  214. Imagine if Arsene picked up the ball and fired into an opponents face (2 replies)
  215. Sherwood has learnt nothing from AVB after losing to the Arsenal (4 replies)
  216. Kos and Per (1 replies)
  217. The Mike Dean curse is finally broken (4 replies)
  218. Sherwood's hissy fit hehe hehe (0 replies)
  219. Thomas rosicky legend (7 replies)
  220. Arsenal fans were amazing (0 replies)
  221. IF we can get Ramsey back soon AND he's in form, then things could get interesting... (5 replies)
  222. Not really into Rugby but well done Ireland on winning the grand slam (2 replies)
  223. Arsenal fans celebrate victory at White Hart Lane. (2 replies)
  224. hehe (2 replies)
  225. Jose will try to park the bus against us. but we have other ideas (6 replies)
  226. Metersacker has kept both bayern and spurs quiet (4 replies)
  227. Fulk Off Merse, you said it once is enough, not need to keep going on about how lucky we were! (7 replies)
  228. It was such a lovely day so I took my sister out (10 replies)
  229. Team of legends did it. 5-0 over spurs altogether this (9 replies)
  230. What a day though, actually what a weekend for us (4 replies)
  231. Looking forward to Szczesny's selfie posted on twitter/fb. (1 replies)
  232. Solgado. Shutup you gooner ****. - By Glassy March 16, 2014 at 07:00:57 PM hehe (0 replies)
  233. hehe (4 replies)
  234. I will say this by far is the most exciting Title Race the Premier League has had (1 replies)
  235. Aisle happily take the 3 points but that was f**kin dreadful at times. (4 replies)
  236. Le Saux said .... (0 replies)
  237. An undeserved win. Bring on the trophies Clound Nine (6 replies)
  238. Jesus wept, I have lost 1 stone of weight watching this match and I am still shaking but on Clound Nine (2 replies)
  239. hehe (0 replies)
  240. That Chelsea game is going to be a 0-0 snoozefest like the first one. (1 replies)
  241. A memorable rearguard performance. I cannae wait to tell the grandchildren about this one. (0 replies)
  242. Chesney taking Selfies on the pitch Clap (0 replies)
  243. Rosicky top bloke (0 replies)
  244. Levy looks like an evil Himmler. (2 replies)
  245. Judge Mertesacker is world-class. That is all. Judge (1 replies)
  246. Piece of piss (0 replies)
  247. Per and Kos Bow (0 replies)
  248. Understatement but this has been far from fun (0 replies)
  249. What a c**t Sherwood is hehe (1 replies)
  250. We'll be provided a new arsehole by Chelsea and City if we play like this against them. (1 replies)