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- Sky are fúcking ****s, ****ers, ********s, tossers (8 replies)
- Our match v WBA has now been moved to Sunday 4th May (7 replies)
- Benny Hill Pill (2 replies)
- Oh my god, Arsenal injuries may be caused by supplement use, says Arsène Wenger (4 replies)
- Time is tight (1 replies)
- So apparently England celebrates April Fool's Day on the 4th? (2 replies)
- Just shows how much you lot know, Murinho has just confirmed that Torres has a future at Chelsea (21 replies)
- Bruce Forsyth is to step down from presenting the Strictly Come Dancing, about bloody time too! (11 replies)
- Pope Jorge, what a great chap you are!* (50 replies)
- I finally got round to visiting the United Grand Lodge of England. :dodgyhandshake: (4 replies)
- Not that I can see it happening but the boy Lukaku would be perfect for us, wouldnt he? (90 replies)
- Cheers Awimb for helping me get to 4pm Adios amigos, I'll be back later for (8 replies)
- Potential for an insane finish here.... (0 replies)
- Tony C spotted at Aintree (17 replies)
- Real Football Hipsters (10 replies)
- :o (0 replies)
- If uncle Arsene could get Torres going again he would be a steal (31 replies)
- Little known music trivia required for tonight's quiz (50 replies)
- Martha Reeves tix sorted (0 replies)
- Hang on, what's just happened? the font of Awimb has just changed for me... (3 replies)
- Watching a tribute video for Pires The King on youtube Fabregas was boarding the plane to re-sign with us when FIFA imposed their transger ban. (14 replies)
- too many folks confirming their attendance for the wedding (14 replies)
- Shevchenko changes name to Darth Vader, wants to stand for Ukrainian presidency... (0 replies)
- I've just seen Richard Dunne in Fleet services. (3 replies)
- Who's going to win the Grand National then, AWIMB? I'm going for Tidal Bay to win, despite his (1 replies)
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- I appear to have angered Twitter's vegetarians by asking if it's bad form to bring emergency bacon.. (36 replies)
- Rules gone too far? 14 year old girl cannot play for her community club because she is Spanish ... (51 replies)
- Sh*t, one comes back and 2 are doubts :baghead: Ramsey is back but Gibbs and Gnabry are doubts (23 replies)
- You'd take that though.... (0 replies)
- Has Sanogo done anything impressive to justify being chosen? (26 replies)
- Do not click on this link unless you specifically wish to ruin your evening (1 replies)
- HOW FAR IS MONBEG DUDE GOING TO WIN THE NATIONAL? (5 replies)
- Saw this little Morgan beauty on my walk today. (1 replies)
- Still loadsa semi-final tkts for sale. A message for the club there (9 replies)
- Traditional Cuban Rice meal tonight, peasant style imo (9 replies)
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- Greetings from Western Australia, fellow Gooners! (12 replies)
- Forget Benteke as a possible new Arsenal forward, out injured for at least 6 months (12 replies)
- Jimmy Savile Special Ch4 9pm (2 replies)
- Oh my god, even Diaby could be back for Sunday (2 replies)
- Received my semi-final tickets today, I will consider the highest bidders (14 replies)
- A sub continent carve up VEX (0 replies)
- One miniscule crumb of comfort to be found in the debris of all these away massacres (37 replies)
- Awimb GTI. Like it. Where do I get the Awimb furry dice? (6 replies)
- Alain du Button on the flaws of a meritocratic society (14 replies)
- This chap who escaped the security services dressed in a burqua... (8 replies)
- The new U18s coaching team (11 replies)
- Facebook can take a chap on a strange journey sometimes (9 replies)
- Tom Daley. He came out as Bisexual and now decides he's gay? I think he's confused. (8 replies)
- arseblognews @arseblognews 1m New: Ramsey returns for Everton trip (12 replies)
- Ed looking reem here. He seems to be taking inspiration from Joey's hair too. (0 replies)
- Fashionistawimb. There appears to be a stampede in how to look like a right kyunt going on out there (14 replies)
- Good Lord! - according to the BBC (unimpeachable source of truth), there have been some eight (5 replies)
- Where shall I purchase my new suit for the FA cup victory parade? (2 replies)
- I notice Chelsea's very old guard were doing their bit for little England again last night (1 replies)
- Barack Obama is the greatest President in the history of the United States (1 replies)
- Okay, looks like we fixed the underlying issue then. Just so you know (5 replies)
- RipFloyd is trending on twitter (1 replies)
- Most productive morning in years. (1 replies)
- I will accept apologies from the experts who doubted and mocked PSG beating Chelsea when the CL draw (3 replies)
- What an idiot, so lucky to be alive (4 replies)
- ooh we're back! Everyone OK? Did we lose anyone? (0 replies)
- Neg, I am really sorry for this terrible news, really am (2 replies)
- This seems a little faster than usual. What's happened? (1 replies)
- :o (1 replies)
- Now I’m no expert on these E-cigarette doodads, but my understanding is that they are: (22 replies)
- Chilli con carne is such an easy dish to make but so, so tasty (9 replies)
- I imagine this is what London would look like if there was no Tube (5 replies)
- Awake Zion I Awake! (4 replies)
- I'm absolutely rinsing Barney Ronay on Twitter. (12 replies)
- Man with hilarious name is addicted to eating bricks (6 replies)
- I see spurs reckon they'll be in their new stadium by summer 2017 (24 replies)
- Well since Nic reviewed a pub earlier, here's another. (4 replies)
- Naughty Barca, banned from next 2 transfer windows (7 replies)
- These comparison comments by Levy about their current stadium size are a bit weird, aren't they? (5 replies)
- Redgunamo spotted at Old Trafford last night? (6 replies)
- This place seems to be running very slowly... Might be time to commence another purge (7 replies)
- Pep moaned about anti football english teams last night (19 replies)
- Counties that are close but you've never visited? (21 replies)
- So not only do they mourn dead cockerels, but dead chickens too (0 replies)
- If United win the CL and Everton pip us to fourth does that mean were out of Europe altogether? (0 replies)
- Please let this happen (0 replies)
- Has anybody been to the following places. Lake Como, Milan (probably many have) Lugano (10 replies)
- Okay, I'm off to Rome in a couple of weeks. I've never been. What should I see/do/go to/ eat etc? (36 replies)
- My passages and eyes are itchy and I've got a slight sore throat. (5 replies)
- Here we go. Now they're preparing the ground... (3 replies)
- This Lamborghini crash video is mesmerising (1 replies)
- I would strongly recommend The King William IV Inn if you are anywhere near Mickleham (Surrey) (2 replies)
- Terrible business, this Chilean earthquake but couldn't help noticing this quote from a localwitness (3 replies)
- Fairly dicey with United..... (9 replies)
- The banner on SIMB (1 replies)
- I hope Rooney dies in a horrible car crash on his way home tonight... (6 replies)
- Hey Chief, I'm ready for my weekly thrashing. Shall I drop my pants? (2 replies)
- GSTB, you still don't get it (1 replies)
- Hail To The Chief Cocktail (1 replies)
- Kentucky Iced Tea (0 replies)
- Chilean Earthquake!!! (0 replies)
- United going to do chelsea 2012 aren,t they (8 replies)
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- United had the ref in their f**king pocket (6 replies)
- United out now imo (4 replies)
- We best not finish 4 th (2 replies)
- 4th place okay again (1 replies)
- Should've started with Mandzukic. (1 replies)
- Fellaini is absolute ****e (6 replies)
- Geddin! (0 replies)
- Get in there (0 replies)
- Bayern have underestimated United; the arrogant c*nts thought they just had to turn up. (3 replies)
- First time I've seen Bayern defend like that (0 replies)
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- Perhaps finishing 5th won't be so bad after all (0 replies)
- we best not finish fourth.... (0 replies)
- Brian are a bit too Barca for me shooooot! (2 replies)
- Yummy, yummy (4 replies)
- Ribery is worse than Benzema. (4 replies)
- So I can get a ticket for the semis but I can't get the day off work. (3 replies)
- That look Moyes gave Valencia (0 replies)
- So what game are we watching? ManU, Munchen, Barca v Atletico or Wigan v Leicester? (5 replies)
- Is Ian Ladyman a transvestite? He probably would prefer to be named as a ladies man. (5 replies)
- The Trip starts on Friday. (27 replies)
- Anyone want an Özil shirt? (11 replies)
- Box Hill here we come, and King William IV get those ready (10 replies)
- Islington Town Hall is apparently reserved for the day after the cup final. (22 replies)
- Actually, I was at Tapas Revolution on Saturday. The waiter discerned it was the gf's birthday and (32 replies)
- Sir C, were you referring to Omar Allibhoy's place down below? Tapas Revolution? (22 replies)
- so, £34 seats in the New Wembley, (23 replies)
- Are Local Authority staff trained to not smile at their customers, or is it just the weight of (25 replies)
- I was looking at a job advert. Benefits includes 'Duvet Mornings' (17 replies)
- parentWimb: how much of a pain in the hole would it be to have your bathroom two floors (11 replies)
- Three players: Draxler, Cavani and Lars Bendner, and we have a team as good as the invincibles (20 replies)
- 1/2 Bayern.....is this FREEEE Money? (3 replies)
- Finally we are shifting out of Winter. So my SADS decreases. But replaced with (1 replies)
- Pros and Cons for a Liverpool title win? (15 replies)
- That lady from the Everyday Sexism Project.... (20 replies)
- Wembley is going to be red.. (10 replies)
- Max Hild died the other day. (7 replies)
- Arsenal news review say Arsene Wenger has signed two year deal (25 replies)
- Just spent 4 hours going through 101 financial articles to decide on ISA investments (24 replies)
- Andy carroll in this form will f**king tear agger and skertel (15 replies)
- SSN saying Wenger is not signing a new deal (9 replies)
- Man City to win the title (2 replies)
- RIP Frankie Knuckles. One of the founders of the music I love. (2 replies)
- GSTB, you f**king ****er (4 replies)
- Have we discussed the curious case of Serge Gnabry yet? Seemingly full of promise at the start of (33 replies)
- Adam Johnson anyone, when Sunderland go down? (5 replies)
- Almunia :o (0 replies)
- Rocky showboat (1 replies)
- Plenty more of this to come :cringe: (72 replies)
- Nothing makes me chuckle more than IT guys talking about investments. (0 replies)
- Never celebrate too early (0 replies)
- How will you all celebrate our FA Cup victory? (27 replies)
- Platini told me once “With the French national team, for the first 20 minutes everyone gives (0 replies)
- Talking of soundtracks, I am going to Porton Down, which was formerly the Chemical Weapons Research (6 replies)
- Have we ever done a 'best compilation album' thread? (16 replies)
- Gosh. And there was Sir C just talking about going to North Weald this weekend. (19 replies)
- On Football Manager 2014 I signed Pogba and Cavani and came 2nd in the legue, won the FA Cup and got (1 replies)
- Sir C, are you still around? (4 replies)
- Podcast recommendations? I actually don't mind listening to topics I have no knowledge in (39 replies)
- Time management, tasks, reminders software WIMB (11 replies)
- Bowled out for 88 by Netherlands (33 replies)
- Have we done Chelsea losing to Palace yet (16 replies)
- Am I a terrible person to be looking forward to Munichs vs Munich with such relish? (14 replies)
- Is anyone confident we can get something at everton? (26 replies)
- Old style Poll... 4th place or FA Cup (14 replies)
- Good to see England going out with a bang in the T20 (2 replies)
- I've just paid the deposit to hire a routemaster bus. For the price they better not moan (8 replies)
- Rich - are you sure you didn't attend on Saturday? (2 replies)
- You wait about 20 years for Man Utd to seriously fùck up in the league (10 replies)
- When Arsenal were top of the league for a long period before Christmas. Football talk on here (12 replies)
- Anyone ever stayed at this place? (0 replies)
- Man contrives to take abject football banners to a new low (3 replies)
- Szczesny - We owed fans that performance (1 replies)
- So Saturday was the first game I have been to since we became shít (34 replies)
- Only Spurs could sell Bale for 85m, spend all of it and more on players that (3 replies)
- arsene is no good brandon roders is the better can make liverpool to win the leage trophy cup with n (7 replies)
- Knackered this morning. Losing an hour in spring always f*cks me up for at least a couple of days. (6 replies)
- Enuf is Enuf (2 replies)
- rumour has it sherwood punched one of his players (9 replies)
- When someone dies the Scousers just can't help themselves. They even care deeply about CY. (8 replies)
- If we cant compete financially with city and chelsea, what excuse are we using if (13 replies)
- Is it true we've bought this Swiss striker from Nuremburg and anyone seen him play? (1 replies)
- One swallow doesn't make a spring. Liverpool may win the title, but the idea they will start a new (4 replies)
- I think liverpool will win the league (13 replies)
- Spurs pure comedy show as usual today (14 replies)
- Wenger is not a specialist in failure, but a specialist in getting a lot from little (3 replies)
- However unlikely this seems now, we could still win it with 18 points to play for (5 replies)
- Compared to giroud how many games has suarez started this campaign? (3 replies)
- Decent chance we finish with 80 points and it will only get us 4th (10 replies)
- The word on Twitter is that Sherwood punched one of his own players in the dressing room (2 replies)
- I suppose we are still insisting that liverpool are not really better than us? (33 replies)
- We did remarkebly well beating them in the FA cup after the 5-1 thrashing. (5 replies)
- Do the bbc normally assume as result on the basis of a 2-0 lead at half time (3 replies)
- What's the secret of Liverpool's success? They weren't this hot until this season (4 replies)
- 3 more please! (0 replies)
- Anybody seen the match summaries on livescores.co.uk? Who on earth writes this??? (0 replies)
- Spurs defence neatly upped their stats there. 2 assistance and 1 goal (0 replies)
- The jinx chant....."Were gonna win the league" They've just done themselves. (2 replies)
- 4 more please! (1 replies)
- I see even the spurs fans are giving up on their team early in the match (0 replies)
- Diaby joining first team training this week is the boost we need to secure 4th imho. (3 replies)
- 9points from the last 8 games? Is that right? Bit **** if it is methinks...... (18 replies)
- I think it's fair to say we won't be lower than 5th or below spuds. (2 replies)
- Any chance of them making a comeback from 2-0 down as they did v Southampton? (2 replies)
- We may have two cup finals this season, and the first one is next weekend. Except a draw will be, I (9 replies)
- 2-0, would love a few more (12 replies)
- Wish we had signed that brilliant little racist (3 replies)
- Liverpool 7-0 Spurs (4 replies)
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- Chadli, WTF. Not even Scottish Prem quality. (2 replies)
- All set up for our players to bottle it next week (4 replies)
- Good old spurs (1 replies)
- Dude from Police Academy doing Led Zep (1 replies)
- what do I feel like? sort of like a deer, returning after chernobyl (awimb last week.) (0 replies)
- Magnificent peformance from the team today (6 replies)
- My mummy is a crack whore. (5 replies)
- That 'Chosen One' banner at OT - they should keep it but change the picture. (5 replies)
- really good performance (1 replies)
- It's Over! (3 replies)
- CPalace still have to play mancy and pool at home.. (0 replies)
- Today shows why I have learned not to doubt Arsene. Good tactical adjustment at halftime too (8 replies)
- Pierce Morgan's TV show has come to an end over here. He was told to pierce off by CNN. (3 replies)
- What happened to the Roland Chelsea Thane post? 71guns did not reply (0 replies)
- The banner fly past at OT (4 replies)
- Another wonderful performance from giroud (5 replies)
- I refuse to listen to Josip (0 replies)
- and to top off a good result - souvlakia at Vrisakis (0 replies)
- Sky Germany suggesting we're buying Nuremberg's young striker Josip Drmic (3 replies)
- Great performance today, but (0 replies)
- 23 Points vs Top 10 / 41 Points vs. 11-20 (4 replies)
- So far Sanogo is No Go. (3 replies)
- Arsenal sign Nuremberg striker Josip Drmic (0 replies)
- My Son. Legend. Went to his first game in 2005 age 8. Never seen AFC lose at home (2 replies)
- Any chance Ramsey will be back soon? (1 replies)
- Loved the passion showed by Podolski tonight. Where's Giroud's (2 replies)
- How piss poor does Ollie need to be to get subbed (2 replies)
- Great result considering. Well done lads. Great day for liverpool (0 replies)
- **** first half, good second half. Draw is a fair result. (0 replies)
- Sanogo will get the winner here. It's written (0 replies)
- AWOOOGA! (0 replies)
- That dwarf always tickles me (1 replies)
- Any chance of making a substitution that may help us win the game? (0 replies)
- That was a free header you **** shagging, useless ****-sock you are! (1 replies)
- Is anyone else finding this well exciting? (1 replies)
- If we are not going to win it, rather City for the title than the alternatives (4 replies)
- Flamini makes up for Swansea error. (1 replies)
- No pace, no tracking of runners, no bite up front. Wenger needs (3 replies)
- I'd get Sanogo on. Giroud isn't really having a good one. (1 replies)
- Gooner geezer! (0 replies)
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