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- Thought #Moonraker was signing today.
- Twitter, giving the thick a voice..........
- Paddy Power
- What about when it gets windy?
- I have never felt as sick & stressed as I did when I watched
- Looks like Bendtner is available for the Coventry match, good news imo, we need all our players now
- Confession time. I may have given the impression recently I had my driving licence.
- Not your best move Santi, not really worth it
- On the subject of statues, this is going to go well.......
- Watched 'Up' last night. How on earth has that achieved cult status?
- Am I the only one who despises Piers Morgan?
- Oh no. An obvious *****
- The yoots got beat 4-2 by Liverpool. Terry Burton out!
- Anyone here come across a problem where files on a memory stick are showing as shortcuts?
- Anyone else just listened to the ITV London news about results this weekend?
- You don't get many interviews like this in soccerball!
- @arsenal twitter discussion - Monreal or Gibbs?
- West Brom in horizontal and vertical stripes. Like a bad acid trip
- This Jonkers fella does not have a great record. Only 5 players made it to first team
- Jonker a pointed head
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- How was this a & not a ?
- Cazorla apologises to Spurs
- ArsenalFanTV - Very compelling viewing for those of us shipped overseas. That said....
- wd The Baggies.
- No difference to top but a good weekend in terms of securing top 3 place. If we can win our next two
- I can confirm that Luis Suarez was in London this evening.
- Cazorla was great on the weekend. As last week were discussing that he had been a leetle bit ****
- So, still no Draxler announcements What are our title prospects without any new additions?
- You've got to love Full Kit ****ers' profile pic, the high point of kit-based wrongcockedness
- Djokovic getting torn a new one...that swiss guy means business
- Jesus wept!
- Wondered why PJ was wearing long sleeves for last nights match
- The Mata to Utd stuff must be *******s, shirley? A whole summer of Utd
- f**king jinxing c**t
- This driving test yesterday was very difficult. The amount of nutters in the Wood Green Area is
- Apparently Kronke has scouted Draxler on YouTube and given his blessing
- New Lib Dem peer announced
- Bye bye Novak
- Wonder if Moyes has discretely slipped this cutting into Glazer's daily papers?
- At last a player worth watching at the Allianz
- Telegraph have disposed of their editor
- Have we done the Wenger Out! thing yet for letting Rosicky and Sagna's contracts run down?
- Why doesnt Mourinho fancy Mata?
- I really think someone needs to break it to Gabby
- I'm going to mount **** on Saturday and get covered in white stuff imo
- Most of yesterday I spent on the BBC4 website
- Ewwwwww!
- anyone else think this car crash of Ossie Ardilles and Ricky Villa in the FALKLANDS sounds a bit sus
- Talking of Tottenham, does Hendon Magistrates' Court count as a neutral venue for cases involving
- I must say, I'd never even heard of la Quennelle until this Anelka kartoffel.
- It doesn't look very comfy, does it?
- There is annoying bloke who hangs outside the Tesco Metro near my place. Everytime he is asking for
- looool west ham
- Paul 'is it cos i'm black' Ince sacked I'm enjoying today.
- I am watching Roma Juve in the Tim cup. Scouting Giovinco for Wenger
- Beware the Black Widow, out to disrupt the Olympics with their own brand of terror.
- gervinho
- This is epic >
- Anyone of you disreputable lot been to The Atlas in West Brompton? Any good??
- Anelka's missus. Good set of top *******s on her.
- TH14 to be on Graham Norton on Friday. Also Keira Knightley.
- A A Ron
- Is our game on the telebox on friday?
- ???...
- so basically, it all comes down to late march, early apr. chelsea, city, everton.
- Now it's just a case of waiting for my free money, cheers Roger
- You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu
- So, Draxler for £25million plus Podolski. Is this a good deal for us and for Shalke?
- PSRB with the Freeeeeeee Money call on Federer
- Some of the racist abuse Stan Collymore gets on Twitter is astonishing
- I would start on her bottom and work my way up imo
- 'That's how you bang on a f****** wall' ..
- Some real never say die stuff from Murray there.
- I don't trust men who write i with circles instead of dots. I hope awimbers are not
- So if Chelsea do sell Mata to Utd do we see this as a sign of them trying to
- Michel Bastos signs for Roma, immediately sets about making himself popular
- Fatneck now sharing US Military status updates
- Poor 'Neg is feeling poorly. Not nice when 'Neggy is poorly. Please send me hugs
- Font abuse. Is this pretty unacceptable iyo? How many fonts can you spot? This is a genuine email
- Monty - what do you think of The Carlos Alberto Goal in the 1970 WC final?
- I would never complain about a website that offers free content doing whatever it needs to
- Myles Face-Palmer
- Almost Winter Olympics time *
- So now that y** has become an illegal word how do you say y**dish? Or is that illegal too?
- Okay Awimb. Who is on Orange? Would you like to text Film to 241 for me and then PM me and I'll
- I cant work out whether the new Robocop filum looks brilliant or utterly awful
- How does Orange Wednesday work these days?
- My Indian friend is helping me out on a few things, she's banned me from saying 'Thank You'
- Arsene papped at Heathrow, it's on boys!
- Well it seems like Mata is actually going to end up at Utd. A little disappointed i must
- Which mobile provider are you with?
- Friday Team? Fab, Jenk, Mert, Verm, Gibbs, Flam, Ox, Zelalem, Rosicky, Gnabry,Pod
- Would a £5k payrise be enough to tempt you to lose 7 days holiday?
- who the f*ck are man utd?
- I used to love having a pager. On Saturdays it would go nuts as you'd get the football
- There's a bloke playing f*cking bagpipes outside my house. horrible noise
- It appears I can get a week off paid from work for getting married*
- we have a revolution on here
- what's the away goals rule in cap 1 cup?
- wd mannone
- Good work from Mason there. They might have found the man to replace Webb.
- So, Arsène is currently in Spain, at the Levante v Barcelona match Messi?
- Spanish TV are claiming Wenger is there to see Sergi Roberto, never heard of him
- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- Here is something for your other half on Valentine's day
- Welbeck is so f**king ****
- ha-ha
- f**k me. Awful penalties
- I forgot there was a second leg to these c**ting semi finals
- japseye
- Are these c**ts for real ?!?
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- f**kING. AMAZING.
- LOLZ, etc
- got to be the sh*tiest penalty kicks ever....
- Comedy Fcuking G
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- Manure. At least when we crashed it was slow.
- Vito Mannone, he saves when he wants
- Moyes on thin ice, manx in crisis. Wonderful
- wish i was a sunderlnd supporter t'nite)))
- Meltdown on 5 live
- can't help it
- To think manure were on after beating us
- MOYES IN
- Manone in the cup final
- Some achievement to trump that De Gea blunder. WD Utd's penalty takers
- f**k me - some comedy gold on Talk****e right now
- Mannone 'I left Arsenal to win trophies'
- What happened? My Sky box started playing up...
- Wasn't there some Manure imbecile who would turn up here whenever they beat us? Where's he now?
- I presume they will have robin, rooney and mata in their line up for our game.
- jusy found out the milk cup result looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo;l
- Good form from Kelly Brook in The Mirror
- Falcao's knee ligament is destroyed. Talk of him being out for at least 12 months
- I do agree with one of the posts on Red Cafe "Be thankful we don't have to face City"
- Very awimb headline in the Guardian today 'Germain Greer's Rainforest'
- Does Jose need to sell before he can buy?..or are there some new ffb
- So, back to last night's Old Trafford comedy extravaganza: after Sunderland scored they showed a
- Silvio Berlsuconi accused of tampering with witnesses. Well, doh....
- Press conference announced for Monday 2pm at Emirates
- redcafe is good read these days.
- Thinking aboutthe pelanty-missing festival last night..who are our 5 designated spotkick specialists
- Fashtastic article, ranking the tube lines. Who wins?
- The Everyday Sexism brigade aren't very keen on this article about gender neutral toys
- Southampton having a few issues prior to our game, Ramirez and Lovren out injured
- The troller's voice
- Me and Nasri last night >
- Have we signed anywon yet. I am bored ****less of this transfer window.
- I have a problem with united's current problems
- Gideon Zelalalem and Isaac Hayes involved in first team training today
- been throwing a Frisbee around today
- Here it is
- Ross Barkley at 13 #whiteyayatoure
- This is the phone call to 999 from a United fan after last night
- Man City 'earnings' soar past Arsenal. FFP-compliant, according to SSN.
- I can't help but notice a fair few dictatorships and countries ravaged by
- Sorry, but seeing all you chaps complaining about the minor annoyances of female on male sexism as
- Caption Competition
- my fav headline 2014..Ghost ship ‘crewed by cannibal rats heading to Britain’
- I am owner of the richest club in the world... So fcuk you citeh...
- How Steve Bould salvaged Arsenal's season
- I've just read a watch described with the following sentence
- Hey TONY......easy money mate....heres one for ya!
- I have a laptop I want to get rid of. What is the best way of doing this?
- anyone following kenny sansom on ****ter?
- WHERE THE F U CK IS JULIAN DRAXLER!
- Wenger has no right to complain about mata transfer
- I dont think we need any signings imo
- What's all this? From Red Action:
- This dodgy Neymar transfer to Barcelona has passed me by. What's it all abaht awimb?
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- A very interesting article on Wenger, translated from German ===>
- hypocrit wenger slamming Mourinho for selling to a rival RVP?
- I guess Piers Morgan will block me now
- I'd have imagined that a URGay team with both Suarez and Falcao in it could do rather well
- Manure fan take to the phone to voice his displeasure
- Victoria line is f**ked because of this
- Medical expert. "Arsenal's fault Walcott's fcuked."
- The same medical expert (as below) certainly knows how to say it,blasting SAF/Moyes in his twits...
- I know it's only a small thing, but there's one thing that has f**ked me off on no less than 2
- Let's not make a swoop for Fernandez.
- Patrick Barclay is certainly doing the rounds on the Arsenal podcasts atm.
- Great piece on The Zelalem
- Is the Vic line gonna be ok for tonight?
- is it possible to call your credit card co. and to say a certain co. who has your
- I'm not sure Wenger is right about this. Surely the whole point of being a
- Tuttomercato are reporting that we have agreed a £37million fee for Draxler.
- 2009 headline "Manchester Utd were reportedly interested in signing West Ham striker Carlton Cole ..
- Let's make a swoop for Hernandez at United.
- Monty, how can you say Barclay was boring on that podcast? He basically said he f**ked Amy Lawrence'
- How reliable is Agent Jim on Twitter. He is saying he knows 100% that a fee has been agreed and that
- Caughtoffside now saying Draxler deal is done
- Early lunch.Rye bread. Well-aged Gouda. A Kielbasa Myśliwska. A gherkin. Mustard. Fruit.
- Is it possible to watch streams of football on iPad? I will need to do this tonight. Does
- Let's face it: Amy Lawrence is waaaaaaaaaaaay too into football for a woman.
- Gundogan to United.
- If we do by Draxler for this reported 37M Means we've spend 87 Million on transfers in
- Nice daily mail headline- wenger accuses chelsea of selling secret weapon
- Least favourite takeaway?
- A beautiful, 1800's love story (NSFW).
- mourinho sells two creative playmakers and signs a speed merchant and 6'5 defensive midfielder
- modd, will you come back if we win the league?
- Just one off thread from me but jose comments today
- What did AWIMB make of Arsene's comments re the Mata sale?
- I am getting thoroughly pissed off with some of the abuse on here
- Hulk has arrived in London via private jet
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- I hope plenty of those who are going will show solidarity with the Cov City fans tonight by standing
- I feel like I have stronger memories of Coventry manager Steven Pressley than I should, given he
- Don't know what all the fuss about Amy Lawrence is about. She's a gooner and a woman, not a bad
- The best item of take away food ever served was the
- Have any of you journalist types ever met Jon Swain?
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- Not only have I been stacking logs, I've also been and bought a tarp.
- Mourinho "it is not fair that Arsenal get an easier schedule"
- Mata deal now not happening until Monday as clubs can't agree payment structure
- If it's not you Sir C, then you must have a twin.......
- I'm still convinced this is the best thing Viz has ever done
- 1 Dollar bills are really irritating, America. Get rid.
- I am often asked - with some justice, it must be said - whether I prefer girls with big breasts. my
- why are we no singings chelsea manchester manchester singing top drawer players to strength team squ
- Fabianski, Jenks, Kos, Per, Gibbs, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ozil, Gnabry, Poldi, NickyB
- Would it be wrong to leave my mother waiting at the airport, while I watch the game ?
- BT Sport thru Sky. Anyone else getting no HD and crap SD? Sky Sports HD totally fine.
- Is this the strongest team AW could field?
- isn't it about time we scored second?
- Love podolski twice. He'll get 4 tonight
- oh,fuc.k that's what we need now. ((((
- Cheap c**ts didn't pay the electric bill
- Love podolski
- Do BT save money by standing pitch side?
- See what happens when you spend £42M in the transfer market
- At least one Qatari 2022 World Cup construction worker dies every other day
- Draxler
- Can we please not wait until the 85th minute to haul Bendtner off for Zelalem ?
- We need Coventry to score now - make the last 10 minutes interesting
- love 'im
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- Get Le Fück In
- f**k me, this is boring.
- Who played the through ball to Ozzy for the 3rd? Was a great ball that allowed him to eventually
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- The Saint!
- Jimmy Hill
- 4 goals from the 3 players we bought when we flogged RVP and Song.
- Even the pitchside talent has left the ground early
- Easy night, at least we looked interested for the last ten.
- c**ts
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