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How much longer does Irina Fake have to stay with Ronaldo until her contract finishes... (7 replies)
All AW has to do is to sign 2 players like Ronaldo & Bale. Problem solved. heh heh! (1 replies)
Michael Dawson (2 replies)
Ancelotti goes from being toast to getting a table at any restaurant he wants in Madrid (12 replies)
I sense something of a febrile atmosphere on here tonight (9 replies)
How can a game so beautiful attract the c**tiest of c**ts like Ronaldo? (36 replies)
This thread is for all the ****s who for some reason feel this is an occasion to slag off the (9 replies)
Why have you lot all forgotten Santi. Whever you imagine our mf with Cesc back, it's Rambo, Ozzy, (9 replies)
Happy for Bale (25 replies)
Simeone to Chelsea??? (3 replies)
Ramsey and Bale with winning Cup Goals....Wales got to be a max bet for the World Cup imo (1 replies)
The weird thing about Diego Simeone's hair.... (3 replies)
Sourness saying simieone should have showed class, let himself down.. (4 replies)
Simeone might have psychopathic tendencies, but... The Grimster was/is a bigger nutter (6 replies)
On the plus side, this consolidates Mourinho's failed venture in Madrid colors (2 replies)
Sickening for Alectico but sigh of relief for Arsene who can now bag £24m (5 replies)
Rolando is a gay god for the ages! (0 replies)
May 2014 a month all 5pur2 supporters wish to forget (0 replies)
Atletico still league champs - harder to win than this lottery competition (5 replies)
Let's all have an Isco (0 replies)
just imagine if we had a manager with the football intelligence to sign Bale when having the chance (5 replies)
How many f**king times does Tyler have to mention '99. **** (0 replies)
Ronaldo's celebration after scoring a 4-1 penalty in the 120th minute (2 replies)
Drives me mental when managers run on the pitch. (4 replies)
Ozil (0 replies)
Diego showing a bit of "passion" there. (1 replies)
Grimandi should have reffed this game!! (0 replies)
the Ref has lost this one good and proper (1 replies)
Wd Simone passion (0 replies)
Simeone is a f**king mentalist (1 replies)
****e day of football imo (0 replies)
Falangists. Farragists. They're all ****ing kaants. Franco from beyond the grave. (1 replies)
Athletico decima-ted imo (0 replies)
RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO (0 replies)
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oh c**t got his pelanty so he can score a goal now (0 replies)
Atletico look so pathetic now....been found out big time.... (0 replies)
di Maria, man of the match ... we were linked with him before mesut last summer i think! (5 replies)
Good goal keeping (1 replies)
la decimá (0 replies)
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPPEEEEEEEE. marceloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (0 replies)
So in Sperzworld, I guess this means they won Big Cup. (3 replies)
Oi Townsend. A bit early for the champagne. ****. (0 replies)
Choke on that you mocking c+nts (3 replies)
****ing curly haired coont stuck it over now,. Who is he (0 replies)
No legs on the Atletico fellas now. (0 replies)
When that curly haired AM koont missed it in the middle I knew it would be bad. AM had a chance to (0 replies)
Di Maria showing why Ancelotti chose to get rid of Ozil (2 replies)
Spuuuuuuurssss have scored....£80m and you f**ked it up (0 replies)
you couldnt make it up - you monkey ******* (0 replies)
Monkey Magic! (0 replies)
that's what 100m buys u (0 replies)
Just renewed my Red Membership. Whoop Whoop! (7 replies)
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon key (0 replies)
The intensity drops in every extra time... Yeah right Chiles. Last week we scored one, hiot the bar (3 replies)
Why is that cünt Kim Kardashian plastered all over the Daily Mail every single day without fail (1 replies)
We were in for Morata at one point weren't we? (1 replies)
Would have been a disaster for Arsene had Alectico won so sighs around wenger towers I sense (7 replies)
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (1 replies)
Football > Everything else in life (6 replies)
My cousin and his son are there, I can only imagine their relief when Ramos scored (1 replies)
Let's not go with the script guys. (0 replies)
I'd take this French Chesney guy over Casillas in a shootout. (0 replies)
Hope they don't win....Simeone will be Mourinho II (0 replies)
I'm f**king sick and tired of seeing f**king Xavi Alonso in the stands. (0 replies)
Dirty *******s. (0 replies)
Oh well, roll on the next 30. (0 replies)
Another 30 mins f**king goal machine that boy. (0 replies)
Real's cup now (0 replies)
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Double Bale choke. I think I just named a cocktail. (2 replies)
Benzema has been pitiful. By god we better not sign him (0 replies)
Clearly bale will score in a minute (0 replies)
Bale choking. ... (1 replies)
Jesus wept Bale (0 replies)
Bale. (0 replies)
Rolando whiffed! (0 replies)
Pressure. (3 replies)
Rooney in the same ad as Messi and Ronaldo. I pissed myself. (1 replies)
Growing a beard really doesn't make you a better soccer player. (4 replies)
So this would be like The Mighty Arsenal v. Spurs (4 replies)
Keane, "that is not a headbutt". What a ****. (3 replies)
Card index now at 30 pts. Getting there (4 replies)
Sorry if this is a (3 replies)
If Atletico manage to hold on to this lead and avoid conceding then they'll stand a great chance of (1 replies)
Was gonna say what good game this is. I'll now say, this is a GREAT game. Fab gear. (8 replies)
Friedel is transitioning from his English accent to Americano. (0 replies)
loooooooooooooooool. (1 replies)
Sergio Ramos is a bit thick, innit? That's why he gets all these bookings. (2 replies)
Oh dear. Casillas. (0 replies)
This game might just come down to who scores the most goals (5 replies)
Klinsmann cuts Donovan. US World Cup team is doomed I tell ya. What is this guy thinking? (10 replies)
Anyone not supporting Atletico tonight is a scum sucking ****er that should run along and support (14 replies)
ooh the European Cup Final tonight. No doubt I'll be the only c**t cheering Real on? (17 replies)
That clip of Ronaldo warming up.....looks pumped....shouting at the Real players (1 replies)
We are being linked with a heap of players who are not of sufficient standard (17 replies)
Jonny (1 replies)
Jesus wept. just watched the QPR v Derby match, biggest robbery since the train one :mugged: imo (8 replies)
clubby: labour have lost all their seats (4 replies)
"Zander Diamond cool on Arsenal move, would prefer staying put to win trophies." (0 replies)
Yet another mass shooting in the States ........... (9 replies)
El Cid battle scene just commencing on BBCTwo hd. No cgi on this won. 7,000 extras. (3 replies)
Did Murinho really say this? (27 replies)
Someone'll get a good seeing to off Trixie tonight. She loves The Hoops nearly as much as Arsenal (1 replies)
Oh ffs QPR got promoted :baghead: (2 replies)
Always had a soft spot for QPR (3 replies)
Betwimb. Both teams to score AM 15-2, Real 4-1 on the win seems good odds to me (0 replies)
Nice little earner for Frank, Rio and Ashley. (0 replies)
The Play Offs are actually complete bollox as a concept (3 replies)
Shades of Cardiff 2005. (1 replies)
Their owner just broke even (0 replies)
LOOOOOOOL. F**king useless midland cvnts. (0 replies)
Tribalism apart, another advantage to QPR not winning is not having to play the dirty Karl Henry. (1 replies)
Fücking jammy cünts (0 replies)
Bloody long dying scene. (0 replies)
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ten men........finish derby...kill this won off... (0 replies)
Hope them Rams stick it up Harry's harris. (0 replies)
Looks like Almunia has been told to sling his hook. (0 replies)
Rosberg is a cùnt. If it wasn't deliberate, why would he be so f**king smug about it? (3 replies)
C'mon the RAMS (1 replies)
Come on the rams! (0 replies)
Hooray for those Ram fellows. (0 replies)
Spent a fortune in the pub yesterday> (2 replies)
Come on the rams (3 replies)
I'm so happy Atletico are in the CL final and have won the Spanish league (7 replies)
So whats going on with this Luiz deal??? so chelsea get 40m , why dont PSG care about FFP (7 replies)
Max Rushden called Ashley Williams "Arsenal's Ashley Williams" (4 replies)
Just had a massive breakthrough with my driver at the practice range (13 replies)
I'm With You ...... (9 replies)
Ain't no doubt (11 replies)
Micah Richards in talks with Arsenal (3 replies)
When I'm Alone .............. (1 replies)
Alex McCarthy also as our number 2 keeper (1 replies)
This better not be it Awimb, I started drinking again at 11 off the back of this place! (4 replies)
Playing With knives (3 replies)
Chamakh is available on a free. First top,top player in? (1 replies)
Toon Get regally funked. (16 replies)
My Amex has arrived time to order my Les Paul merry Christmas (3 replies)
Speroni available on a free! Decent cover for Chesney? (3 replies)
I wouldn't be worried about a striker at all if I knew Theo would stay fit all season (11 replies)
Anyway its my bedtime (3 replies)
Lady G, older A5's did have reputation as issue-laden. But, much better looking than the BMW (3 replies)
I love watching this, ups and downs, our season in 15 minutes (1 replies)
Carwimb BMW 3 series coupe v Audi A5 coupe what gets your vote? (4 replies)
Id take Lampard on a free over Cesc (10 replies)
Re Djourou ==> (13 replies)
Good news! Evra signs one year extension. (5 replies)
I was impressed to read an article on Baines and Hodgson discussing serious works of literature. (13 replies)
Aneke, Park and Bendtner all released today so hopefully at least 2 top forwards to come! Remy? (18 replies)
Lib Dems have lost Portsmouth!!! (1 replies)
Lampard and Eto’o released by Chelsea (5 replies)
It has been exactly 6 days since Arsenal last won a trophy (7 replies)
So, should TV5 continue as team captain next season? (3 replies)
Soylent Green! Heston was right! (3 replies)
Incredible. I post a new topic about weirdness and it appears within Mc Weirds thread! (0 replies)
It looks like the ! is the the replacement for modd's , (1 replies)
I refuse to believe that David Luiz will join PSG for the reported ¤50m, anything over ¤25 is a (7 replies)
Potted crab with chili on crackers rocks! (1 replies)
Joey Barton and Pires Morgan on question time next week. Should be funny. (1 replies)
Has anyone here downloaded the World Cup fixtures on MS Outlook calendar with English times KO? (4 replies)
Vermaelen, staying, being re-purposed as a DM, or being flogged on the cheap? (10 replies)
Take the piss out of depression to Stan Collymore and he bites quicker (22 replies)
chesney is at mass general hospital..... rip. (0 replies)
Earlier on, I posted a comment on Polly Toynbee's Guardian article and she responded to it herself. (35 replies)
Have we discussed Preity Zinta as yet....lovely milf IMO (1 replies)
Important decision. (21 replies)
Luiz deal is actually happening, £50m. Chelsea have managed to get £100m (7 replies)
so what's the deal -- modd's like some eccentric itinerant preacher (3 replies)
Cesc all well and good, but where's the defensive mid we need? (15 replies)
anybody else think that Marion Cotillard looks like Ozil's (much) prettier cousin? (2 replies)
Check this quote out - no pressure Arsene. (3 replies)
Glasgow school of art is on fire (35 replies)
Fish! Chips! Beer! HUZZAH!!!!!! (39 replies)
Sagna to Citeh! on talksh*te (14 replies)
I have to think about sorting out a 'Stag' night. But not really interested in this at all (24 replies)
"We are the Conservative Party. We don't do pacts and deals". (16 replies)
I'm like OMG!!! Last paragraph... (5 replies)
Signing Fabregas would be utterly ludicrous. This is the one area that we do not need to be (10 replies)
KP BATTING (0 replies)
Just renewed season tickets. Have they gone up, or something? (10 replies)
I'd take a gamble on Fellaini at that price imo (1 replies)
Dog Wimb: I am now the proud owner of a German Shepherd dog. He is so beautiful, big and German (2 replies)
the Delhi Dimwits poor KP (0 replies)
f**k it, lunch beckons. Well done the restaurant. (0 replies)
The trouble with these "share of profit" clauses is that - if I were Manu for example - I might bid (0 replies)
I am bored now. Awimb talks more about football when the season is over. (6 replies)
FAO LA, yes (1 replies)
Do we know yet if Nigel ('Nigel' ) Farage is Prime Minister of Europe? (54 replies)
£50m for David Luiz!!! PSG clearly don't care at all (25 replies)
Kroos to Manyoo, you say? (3 replies)
Anyway how will a buyback clause be implemented if somone stumps up more monet for a player. (13 replies)
Cesc, Vela, Ramsey, Flamini, Gibbs, Walcott (15 replies)
UKIP!!! (7 replies)
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is ready to re-sign former captain Cesc Fabregas, 27, from Barcelona, thr (24 replies)
Sorry Snin but compared to the likes of Mandleson and the other c*nts who have just milked it for so (0 replies)
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What's wrong with pic? Sunglasses IMO (6 replies)
Don't seem like progress if Vela and Fabregas are the only players on the horizon? (17 replies)
I would definitely take Vela back. No brainer. (0 replies)
For the night that is in it ................. (0 replies)
Lib Dems, blah, blah, couldn't give a ****, blah, blah. Think I will watch Duck Dynasty, it's less (0 replies)
£150k / w? 'Man City edge closer to £150,000-a-week, three-year Bacary Sagna deal' (6 replies)
Hleb was toilet. Flattered to deceive. Right bag o' ****. Proper pony. Not worthy. (0 replies)
Here's my squad.... (5 replies)
Well said Liam Brady! (7 replies)
Awwwww .... (6 replies)
this is nice (4 replies)
attention WIMB (9 replies)
Ozil at 3:32 (4 replies)
PL Legends - TA6 now on SS2 (10 replies)
What a magnificent moment as I put my cross next to UKIP and dropped the slip into the ballot box (19 replies)
What's awimb having for lunch? It's only Hibiscus for me. (65 replies)
My word. FIFA: The Movie. (5 replies)
It would be very weird indeed to see both Fabregas and Flamini start a game for arsenal next season. (2 replies)
And now Liam Brady is on 'Life's a Pitch' on BTS1 (0 replies)
I am petrified Arsene is going to allow his feelings for Cesc to sway him into re signing him (8 replies)
Ramsey needs your vote for Fans Player of the Year (4 replies)
What a beautiful film, 15 minutes of Arsenal's season, both ups and downs, love it! (7 replies)
Sagna, Bendtner, Flappy, Kallstrom off the payroll. Is Flamini staying? When is Arteta up? (1 replies)
Our star performers this season in order (4 replies)
What is this Cesc hysteria that's gripped you all? You want a midfield of midgets? Alan Hansen (2 replies)
Balls. (18 replies)
I have five whole English pounds burning a hole in my pocket. (20 replies)
Do all Sri Lankan bowlers have dubious actions? (3 replies)
Does anyone know why we didn't take part in the 1971 Charity Shield? Wiki says Leicester vs Livpool (16 replies)
Wish me luck! (6 replies)
Should I include the newcastle game in which henry went bat-**** mental at Graham poll? (25 replies)
FA Cup Mini Movie (4 replies)
England's WC squad numbers, shame Lampard got 8 otherwise 1-11 would start (2 replies)
I won't be buying Monty's book. It sounds rubbish and c**ty. (7 replies)
If we sign Toure and Fabregas we should go 4-6-0. We'd boss the midfield whoever we (43 replies)
So I have earmarked Henry's 50 definitive fixtures - any suggestions I may not have considered? (46 replies)
Arsenal & cricket... (2 replies)
How come Goofy owns Pluto? Is this slavery? (2 replies)
Seriously though: if Ozil is undisputed #10, and Rambo undisputed box-to-box, where do you put Cesc (29 replies)
Two former cricketers will be charged with match fixing offences (1 replies)
Moyes gets offensive, for once...... (6 replies)
Good Lord! (11 replies)
Would any of you be against Vela coming back? He obviously feels there is a chance (16 replies)
Why is Hollywood telling us this story again so soon?! (2 replies)
Useless Essex ******* (8 replies)
Why is it only our ex-players the media drag out to slag off (4 replies)
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I am sitting between somebody (old) who has key tones on their phone and a posh south african lady (1 replies)
So should we be offering Sagna £120k a week? (24 replies)
talking of Public Enemy (0 replies)
Jesus wept, what a thunderstorm we are having suddenly! (13 replies)
Anyone tried slimming world? (5 replies)