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- In the Southampton game, apparently Ozil put the ball in the nest after being given offside....
- bleeugghh that filthy lost prophet feckers pleaded guilty! sick sick fecker
- Blimey, so Nigella's a massive coke head (allegedly).
- Neville Southall's piled it on, look like Ram Man
- hang on am I going to end up being neighbours with Monty in Vancouver?
- I'm supposed to be going to the game next Wednesday.
Will it be cold?
- Really finally time to give Bendtner his marching orders in January even if it costs us.
- Anyone ever tried the "BLUEPRINT" auto replacement parts??
- Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Flamini, Ramsey, Wilshere, Rosicky, Ozil, Giroud
- A delightful non-sequitur
- MacOSWimb... I have only just learned about switching desktop spaces
- Just want to say. The Chinese opposite the arsenal shop is superb. Should be min 3 Michelrinstars
- Fcuk we're on ITV. I just downloaded some Vettle nonsense for fcuk all then.
- ajax playing out of their skins.
- f**k me Ozil, I've got more control over my drinking!
- Allah Arsenal Al-Giroud, according to the commentator on my stream
- ffs Ozil
- only us can buy a german who misses a penalty for 40m+ ffs
- way outside the box.
- ozil cannot score even penalty he wasted money my mother can score penalty arsene is useless buying
- Ian Wright is thicker than Roy Keane.
- Three points for Bak!
- Dortmund 2-0
- Al-Wilshere scores!
- BBC cretins suggesting a potential Ozil backlash.....
- hate Alan green..."all the noise coming from the marseille fans"
- Joey Barton in with the Marseille fans doing his best ultra impression
- Napsters pull one back. 2-1 Borussians.
- Ozil seems have faded into the background. He may as well pointed to where he was going to put the
- Terrific work from Monreal. And the keeper there too.
- Did Townsend say geddin, when that shot was taken?
- Shezzerz
- Job done.
- Would Jack make a good striker if needed?
- They put a man on the moon in '69' still, in 2013 there are people
- unlucky townsend you c**t. it seems we are the only team where
- Good win but, to cute with our play, even at 1-0 up.
- 'I don't like that. He will not do it again'
- Supposedly Ozil deliberately missed the penalty because the foul was outside the box!!!
- Finishing top is effectively a bye into the quarters with the way the
- 42 mill for a Turk disguised as a German.
- What's this about Townsend saying 'Get in". When/about what did the vile twunt utter these words?
- I'm hearing rumours that Falcao might be available in the window.
- Semi-Holiday tomorrow. Put in a little face time, then sneak out early.
You2, bb?
- I think I'm coming down with something...not feeling my usual spry self
- Matt Grice....A real American Hero.
- You have to say that was a piss poor decision for the penalty
- Roy Keane is such a miserable git
- We won!
- Was there a match last night?
- so win, draw or 4-3 loss guarantees top spot... 2 goal loss
- A few stats please....
- Negative Spiral imo
- Which treble is the smart man's money going on tonight?
- I really thought I had imagined it when Townsend said 'GET IN!' when that Marseilles player
- I watched the game last night through my new box. I'd rather watch Al Jazeera Sport than ITV's
- Flamini is upsetting me with this sleeve nonsense.
- Has anybody ever made a stupid purchase from an informercial
- Those signed poppy shirts.
- Is there a more clinical finisher than Jack in the entire squad
- pretty nice goal by wilshire on the first one.
- I reckon Ozil is basically immune from criticism.
- Thank god we are actually winning games. It gives us the chance to look at real important matters
- Could everyone stop talking about football, please? It's well boring.
- Did we discuss the Ajax fan who fell from the stand? Quite disgusting pictures on twitter
- This twerking stuff is quite interesting.
- OK. It's sort of football related. Let's all be grateful United's plane didn't crash.
- LOL!
- So guys.....I was 100% correct about Chesney then....lost weight and now he looks top class
- Anyone else having problems with Widows Updates (Windows 7)? Tried the MS Fix It but no luck
- Mourinho has said he picked the wrong team last night, was that not the 3rd time
- Here's what I don't get about Ajax: why name your club after the least interesting of the Greek
- Alsion Moyet isn't fat any more!
- Can you believe people are still talking about whether a politician called a rozzer a pleb?
- Mesut Özil has covered 54 kilometres - 2nd in the Arsenal team, 9th in the Champions League overall
- £40,000 on biscuits. Do you reckon anyone else managed to get their hands on one during a meeting?
- Questions..
- ffs
- Sorry if I'm late on this, but did I notice below that Diane Abbott seemed to be having a pop at
- "..they do not produce young strikers. Is that a consequence of the way we coach?
- Nigerian chap. M25. 4.30am. Hitchhiking. 'Dark shadow'. 'Didn't see him'.
- Ticket advice
- AW warns Flamini to "cut out that shi(r)t".
- is it fair to say Gnarby deserves more time than walcott based off his recent form
- Why do the ugliest people on earth seem to congregate in hospitals?
- This Welsh baby rapist from a band - what sort of views are his fellow inmates going to take of his
- what are those goal line officials for?
- Joe Hart
- f**king PSG.
- For all you nutters who think your cat actually likes you...
- Mrs M has some salesperson in house tonight giving cooking demo with some fancy new gadget. Looks
- Why aren't we all talking about the Bergkampeske "flick around the player" from Giroud>>
- The Brazilians aren't exactly on the ball when it comes to building a stadium are they?
- Perhaps someone could start non-cancer thread?
- Happy Thanksgiving AWIMB
- Terrible news regarding Pat Rice
- Is it not a little bit weird that Ferguson still seems to attend every United game?
- Those of you who listen to podcasts should try and give Marc Maron's WTF a go
- Horny
- There is a strange clicking sound coming from the cupboard under my sink.
- c, your coat is a bit Camden Towney - a la:
- Plans for the weekend, Awimb?
- Pat Rice not in good shape, wish him well.
- "I don't think it's about confidence."
- Bodie
- Soeaking of Bodie....Point Break really is one of the finest files EVER
- Mathswimb..whats the formula/method adding % to a total then you need to know % to take off to get
- 12 Depressing work lunches to eat at your desk
- Jack does an impressive show of not looking utterly bored off his **** during this cringe-fest
- I brought back a load of Grana Padano from Italy as it seems to be expensive here.
- few CL debates regarding the arse in the pub last night
- Just what is it with titless bints that makes them wear this sort of thing
- Diaby is back running!! Should be back in March.
- If your new tax disc doesn’t arrive before your old one expires, can you still get done?
- You lot missed a trick with this Thanksgiving lark.
- Sperz just keep right on giving - not content with a dog **** team...
- Things are looking up for Soldado. Nearly got a touch of the ball in the area there.
- Not looking good for Comet ISON
- Tkts
- Fash - you're into ice hockey, aren't you.Can you explain what was so impressive about this?
- OK Dinner is done. Where t f are the Chrismas Smileys? Chris+ out
- This thing about the comet. Everyone seems so sad.
- Jesus wept, the
get 3 
in less than 5 mins, Dawson should have go
- we have apparently 'baulked at edinson cavani's wage demands.'
- S****horpe fans asked not to dress as squirrels for Alan Knill return
- Poor 'H' from Steps.....he's had to close his Twitter account as his name
- Hmm I am not sure what to think.
- Policeman arrested by officers in Germany on suspicion of killing male lover and eating
- I just got an email. 'Argos Black Friday sale' Oh f**k off
- Just a little addendum to the squirrel story
- To avoid confusing effete, big nosed Jewboys, the DVLA really should stop calling a piece of paper
- When is AWIMB going to be fixed?? I still can't see the left edge of it. I want answers now.
- Another magnificently superfluous "little bit" from Wenger
- Europop princess battle! Who wins? You decide!
- Ashes Cricket 2013 ..game..had to withdraw from on sale
So we are signing Cavani £180,000 a week.
- Actually, bgm, you may have a point. This story makes me feel physically ill.
- Looking down at he below reminds me of when A/S/L was all you needed online.
- At what point in your relationship did you start discussing toilet habits, or should
- Have any of Awimb's singletons used Tinder?
- Does anyone else take mischievous pleasure at this time of year in pretending to Americans that you
- "Further talks are planned today with Wenger set to tell Flamini to just
- How on earth did I miss this?
- Let me stick my neck out here....with Cavani we would win the league.
- comet ison is BACK, fvckerz!!
- Serious Flamini post. Were he captain, .............
- I'm of to Norfolk soon for the weekend :shudder: Bye Awimb
- Giggs ?
- Why do friends add me on Linked In?
- At least something good came out of Manchester, John Keeling, Esq.
- swans are....
- haha guns you c**t..you'll get me shouted at again
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don't think twice
- So, who knows what Lukaku has done to tick off Mr Jose?
- 9 points from our next 3 games and we start to build a real gap
- If we win today it will be HUGE and I'll finally start believing we could do this
- Never meet your heroes, eh? Well played Robbie Keane imo
- The City and Chelsea games are not must-win but winning one of them would be huge
- Tony Palis and his Crystal Pulace!
- Happy Birthday to me and HBPAHBAMIMO
- I have just emailes the AST about Flamster and the sleeves issue....
- Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Wilshere, Ramsey, Ozil, Cazorla, Giroud
- Jackie smacks one against the bar! A beauty
- Our bench is beginning to look quite useful.
- Fùckin beans on toast :baghead:
- My word
- Any links to match stream??
- I don't believe my f**king eyes...MORON
- Ramsey you beauteeee!!
- ramsey
- RAMBEAUX!!!
- Wales' best player
- we LOVE giving the ball away
- YOU'VE .....BEEN.....RAMMED!!!!
- Feckin useless one-footed, welsh ****er
- Is S0a9 around?
- I'm not inclined to be too critical of Giroud. To him the fact ozil touched it would have been
- Superb save from Shez
- f**k me Giroud has brain farts sometimes.
- useless ref
- Seaman-esque save!
- All these defensive substitutions make me think George Graham's back
- Flamini <sleeves rolled up> on for Santi.
- And Rambo WRAPS UP THE POINTS! 0-3.
- RAMSEY YOU GOD
- FT. Rambo, the keeper and the Parking Meter; Men of the Match for me.
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- So Arsenal have forgiven Stewart Robson - generous considering...
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
- Now to get through December!
- someone should tell the Flamster to wear long sleeves every week
- Makes my weekend stuck in the office filing, paying bills and writing reports
- Blimey, he's quite popular in Cardiff, our Ramsey.
- Looking forward to MOTD and SNF. Anyone know the match of the day on SNF?
- Nice to see us putting pressure on the other top teams, well played the lads
- AND THE SLEEVELESS WONDER SCORES A CRACKER!!!
- I am getting quite worried about our form this season
- Surprise, surprise, we are on the 'SNF - Match of the Day' on SS1 at 8:00
- Thought the Cardiff supporters showed some real class today
- Ok off for large amounts of food and wine. Bask in the vicotry one and all
- That was the performance we've been waiting for
- 3pts, 3 goals and a clean sheet and Flamini scores
- very lucky today we are nearly loose
- NBC wimb...Robbie Earle's November mustache is hideous looking, is it not?
- you know, seriously, california can just suck. *two thanksgiving meals, and not a shred of meat.
- Flying along now. Should be able to rest plenty of players against Hull
- Though we're looking great now does AW still need to buy by January?
- Which of the MOTD "boys" will we have the pleasure of seeing tonight?
- Walcott's assist impressed me greatly
- I really hope we give Bacary a contract extension. The only better right backs will never be sold
- RE:No, sorry. My mistake. Just saw the live feed and it's Martin Hayes not arobsob
- Ooh, ooh.....and another clean sheet
- Three composed and emphatically finished goals from three midfield runners
- That pass by Ozil... f**k me. He's worth a goal a game, isn't he?
- I have to criticise ramsey slightly. Some of us were trying to watch the game
- Ramsey had no problem celebrating Flamini's goal
- So Pornhub regularly publishes insights on it's own traffic
- I don't want no "striker with pace". Such players tend to be egotistical ****-sacks like old
- Award the horse who kicked Dappy in the face for 'Outstanding Contribution to Music'
- It's on.
- Terje Hauge spunked the CL final
- Herbert has a point, imo
- Holy ****. We might actually be title contenders, mightn't we?
- I must say, when the helicopter story broke, I couldn't help but picture Rab C Nesbitt and his
- Consistent
- Why do the commentators always forget Poldi? He started up front for the last 4 games of last
- Sliding knee celebration FAIL
- It's a good job this helicopter crashed in Glesgy..anywhere else couldn't have coped!
- Slightly annoying/concerning that straight off the back of City and Chelsea we have two tough away
- How about Berbatov in the January window?
- point 1: I fvcking love vincent tan's sunglasses and mustache. point 2: we're getting draxler,
- Steve Bould. Enough said.
- Pat Rice latest
- Ganpati !...just do your fecking essay ffs :)
- eastgermanautos "Bale ****s on Neymar" Have you even been watching La Liga?
- Bale hat-trick today, fella is on fire.
- Very mature win
- I am FURIOUS with Schertzinger. What the hell has she done with her fücking barnet!?
- paul walker dead! ****, that sucks. r.i.p.
- This Ozil bloke does f**k all apart from make goals
- good grief.
- Dam....these guys been raving for +25 years!
- Soldado is the new Rebrov
- :spuds:
- ppick that f**ker out. woooosh!
- Are Hansen, Shearer and Lawrenson reclusing themselves as we keep on winning?
- Soft pen, but small clubs often have the decisions going against them
- About time those f**king adverts were sorted out on this site.
- I fully agree with this post Herb.
- Is S0a9 streaming the vermin/Man Utd match?
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