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- Does anyone know of any spares for tomorrow? Yes, I know it's the wrong board.
- I just assumed the Bleecher report was crap at football articles. However
- this contention - advanced with the rise of ramsey - that the welsh are the most ancient britishers.
- i like my local Fego caffe for breakfast imo..went there sunday
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- Anybody here ever forgot that you have been using an oven hob only to place an object on hob
- Flares of any sort best avoided at matches imo. But never mind the lino, spare a thought for those
- Flamini ruled out of Dortmund game
- A non-rigged draw for the World Cup qualifiers
- I am a teensy weensy bit reluctant to join in the cumfest about Jack's goal
- BGM/LA. Re Batman and Superman together
- Has the time come to hang Lewin from the nearest lamppost as a spy?
- Can you freeze cheese ?
- how long can whoever puts these refs on keep anthony taylor
- i got the wilshere goal on my ipad next to me at work, on infinite loop
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- FSF Awards - Your Nominations Wanted
- For the footbalistically illiterate and the innumerate. 31 October last we had 15 points from 9
- I'm cooking a full English for 6 people this coming Sunday
- Has the time come to hang Lewin from the nearest lamppost as a spy? Here we are putting together our
- Have we drooled over this yet?
- What's so good about London then?
- Interesting, a map of London's second languages
- Anthony Taylor has been given the Villa vs Everton game
- I realise I'm slightly late to the party here but I watched Django Unchained last night
- I was quite impressed with the Norwich central midfielders on Saturday
- BakeOffWIMB: Why has the media rounded on Ruby?
- Bobby's half-time interview on Saturday. First time I've had an involuntary erection
- Someone was encouraging me to consider Finsbury Park for buying a house yesterday, claiming it is
- Was Pires interviewed on the pitch at Half time? What did he say?
- Reasons I no longer like London
- So this is the lucky lady on the receiving end of Giroud's intricate balls
- Has modd been on?
- cracking goal that
- As if Dwight Gayle starts over Chamakh...madness!
- Fulham 4-1 up at Palace after only 55 minutes
- Won for Neg >>>
- chamakh and thomas to add to sidwell and senderos
- With a face like this you ain't gonna win nuffink mate.
- Jack Wilshere: 'I won't win Goal of the Month now'
- Kasami 3/1 for goal of the month.....powers
- Just looked at our November PL fixtures
- Time to prog rock. Mick can sing too! Get the friggin' moog dancin' man.
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- I wish one of the commentators would tell me how long that goal will live in the memory
- Only 10 days to go
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- Duck! f**k me.... f**k me.....f**k me....... lol
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- Are Dortmund any good this year?
- Another school shooting ...........
- Flamini may be wearing the Rooney helmet on his return.
- League Cup team? Fab, Jenk, Mert, Verm, Hayden, Flam, Rosicky, Ryo, Gnabry, Bendtner
- So much for BBC impartiality. Crooks' "Team of the Week" contains the following gem:
- lol what a bunch of spoiled c**ts manu fans are.....spastic cuuntoos!
- David Silva is a better player than Mesut Özil,
- Hearing Klopp talk about Wenger warms the cockles of my heart
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- Good to see I share the views of Ozil
- Reasons why I love London
- Why's it so f*cking dark! Is daylight too much to f*cking ask for at 10am?
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- Speaking of Shearer, his simple mindedness aside
- Will Crossrail be on the tube map?
- We are on ITV tonight. But how long before they mention Andros Townsend at some point
- Many things over the years have made me feel that I really have little in common with my compatriots
- Look at these dishonest c**ts
- Some lesbians are specifically referred to as a dyke. Is there a particular reason for this?
- SC - Your comments about Izal's roll in the side..
- Somehow acquired free box tickets for the game tonight
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- For the record, as much as I have defended Wenger, I think any talk of
- Are we expecting AW and Arsenal to take a particular kicking from SAF in his new book?
- I watched the first bit of MNF to see what was said about our performance. The people
- AWIMB Blimey it's still here....
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- Any won used Viagogo for tickets ?
- New won for me...French racecourse closed after 2 races because the champagne ran out!
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- Penalty missing plonker....
- Awkward hand positioning from Santi. It's Roger-esque.
- What is really annoying out here is that Basel have played, Chelsea, United,
- AW seems to have given Podoski a bit of a verbal kick up the backside
- I'm pretty sure none of you have ever heard of Emmetten?
- Perhaps Nelson will come back here....
- Another thing about Paris Gooner is that he was a rather decent footballer in the AWIMB 5-aside
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Another gypsy blonde found
- I remember him bouncing about 12 yards when he tried to shoulder charge me
- Where do you reprobates drink these days or have you all gone tee total?
- Judging by number of posts AWIMBers work load is still pretty light
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- Anyone been skiing in Meribel?
- Okay techie Question - posting pics from iPad etc. Tried copy and got nowt
- Nelson Vivas..
..resigned as manager of the club after attacking a fan in the sta
- Paul Hayward remarkbaly candid about the taste of Fergie's rectum in the new book.
- Quite odd to think of Morrissey and Ferguson fighting it out for the top of the bestseller lists.
- Despite being in CH. Still have ST and making a long w/e here
- Roy Keane on the ITV coverage tonight, will Chiles have the balls to mention the book?
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- Ferguson: "The best player to ever throw pizza on me was Cesc Fabregas. He was really accurate, just
- When the English go skiing to places like Verbier and Zermatt
- Not that I believe in karma, but should I be thinking about stem cells?
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- Apparently, this is the winning cake on tonight's GBBO final
- Ferguson is still trying to influence what referees do
- Very important, specially for Yankwimb. I need a stream for the match tonight
- The Google Doodle is annoying the piss out of me today. Keep finding myself staring at it like a
- If anyone is interested in SAF's book.....
- Fergie said Wenger was buying clones in signing Rosicky/Nasri/Arshavin. What was
- Will they announce the winner of Bake Off at half-time? I imagine Ruby's a gooner. #teamrub
- Nice to be wandering around London on a pm
- Ferguson on Steven Gerrard: "I'm one of the few who felt Gerrard was not a top, top player."
- The Arsenal play tonight and there hasn't been a single post all day about the game
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- When I was last regularly on AWIMB we played at Highbury
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- Dortmund have won 1 of their last 11 away games in Champions League
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- Milan have ruined their pitch for Barca again
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- Once again I am extremely confident about tonight's game,
- So, did we sign Ozil because we are trying to lure Shrek in January?
- OS X Mavericks
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- Do any of you watch TV shows just because you have been told they are amazing
- Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Rosicky, Arteta, Wilshere, Ramsey, Ozil, Giroud
- FFS Awimb, what's with the streams tonight? Here I am waiting at the airport and nobody helping
- Life in the USA, another day, another school shooting.
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- Gibbs puts no effort into blocking shots, the one just conceeded and the Norwich one at the wknd
- Not the best idea to piss about on the edge of your own box
- I'm getting kind of peeved with all this "Mesut Ozil has transformed Arsenal" lines I keep reading.
- Mein Gott, Ramsey! Schoolboy error!
- Scheisse, look at all zose zinging Schermans!
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- Jack out for a few months imo
- We haven't got into our stride yet. but we will.
- Should have stuck his leg outwards and gone down.
- And I thought the British Museum reading room is large.
- Wilshere going off wouldn't be such a bad thing.
- Ah, they have already covered 4km more in 30 mins. I hope they show that stat again at the end.
- Thank f**k for that
- Just lost Sky signal :baghead:
- Finally Sagna delivers a decent cross.
- GERMISSIO WOULDVE SMASHED THAT IN ROW ZZ
- I'll take a draw please, I thank you
- Giroud, our best player tonight by far
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- i know it is early doors but they are a level above us
- Not a great performance nor a great game. Lots of mistakes
- A draw so far, one defensive f**k up each.
- no hospitality providers serve prawn sandwiches these days.
- Oi! Ramsey! No!!
- Wilshere always looks off to me.
- Good decision
- Unforced sub at 57 minutes
- Dortmund have been strong for 60 minutes in most games this season and then faded
- what a c**t
- This stamina the Krauts show - I was thinking, maybe they don't smoke?
- We definitely don't deserve to lose
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- Lucky *******s.
- At least we can focus on the league now.
- Lewandowski is a vicious c**t, isn't he...
- Some ****e performances tonight
- Where the f*ck was Sagna
- They have had decent 2 shots at goal and scored twice
- Good to see the crowd stay and get behind the team.
- Very much undeserved
- That was a bit of a kick in the balls
- Bendtner and Giroud in the box....hmmmm let's play it across and have a shot
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- played about 30 seconds of that 3 minutes
- We was robbed, guv'nor. Robbed, I tell ya. Typical sporting incident, foul not given and he scores.
- Now for some indepth Adrian Child's
- played well very unlucky
- 3 teams on 6 points and 2 tricky away trips. Very tricky
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- so according to the expert panel dortmund created a hatful
- What the f*ck does Bendtner look like...I mean seriously.
- november hasn't even started yet
- Tactical master class from Jurgen Ticktock
- Wenger puts on the sleeping bag jacket and then we conceed
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- positives
- Bit unlucky. Thought Kos was superb tonight
- So they nicked it 2-1, but tonight I see we're just as good as them.
- Not a major loss. Got to win next Saturday.
- should have played for the point at the end, gonna be hard to qualify
- Ooooo i forget we could end up in the europa league
- Where could one find the final stats for distance covered during the game?
- Blimey, they're a bit good, aren't they?
- oh well as long as tonight isnt the start of a mental collapse
- Seems we do miss our natural wide players. Jack looked lost and Sagna seemed
- interesting that on the day fergie says he found a way
- Group wide open, 4 more points should be enough to get through
- Walking Dead - Episode 2 of Series 4 :
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- Oh well, as long as Ruby wins the bake off....
- My main concern tonight was
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Fullers ESB
- 1-1 would have been fair. Dortmund were good but not as good as us. Sign Lewandowski.
- Bendtner looks as if he should be playing in a robe and sandals.
- I am sure at some point Bendtner will pop up with an important goal during this season.
- Really missed a winger/width tonight, think theo is an important outlet in a game where the other
- Dortmund do run around a bit...
- We were robbed. Dortmund had nothing to offer in the second half.
- Pity Santi didn't spot Ozil when he went left instead of passing to the right
- I'm not sure the bake off rewards consistency. Francis winning is a travesty.
- Sometimes the runner up is betterer than the winner...
- We gonna win the league imo
- So far, all anyone's talked about is football (that I didn't watch), the Great British Bake Off
- Absolute disgrace of a night
- No space for Wilshere in this team imo
- Just the seven godparents for Prince George. How many money boxes does a young Prince need?
- Excellent. Apartment and flights booked for stage 17.
- Tour De France 2014 going within 250 yds of our house
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- I only glimpse at news headlines. Who's this Blonde 'Roma' girl then?
- I know this is a bit hypocritical now that I hardly go anymore
- When I see Arsenal post things on facebook. I see there is a whole area of fans
- My favourite football chant. It's lovely, isn't it?
- Has Awimb gone all 4:3 old skool stylee or is it just me that's f**ked up?
- We could really do ourselves a favour in these games v Johnny Euro by not allowing the opposition
- One hard hawaiian b@rstard imo
- I am going to have to learn a whole new language. Realty. Realtor etc
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- GoogleExcelWIMB - How the hell do you wrap text?
- That Bake Off winner scrubs up quite well
- Frimpong had a kid?
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- Flamini
- Is AWIMB going to get ads down the sides of the page now? I don't like this, not one bit.
- I don't like Juergen Klopp's teeth or beard.
- Well done Cameron IMO yogurt weaving global warming loving bull****ing green cnuts
- Ah here come the new adverts
Chris+ out imo
- So when did Bake Off become a thing? I must have missed yet another zeitgeist meeting.
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- AWIMB on iPhone or probably any phone is not great is it?
- There is a bloke in the office about 60 odd
- Reason Number 3,675 why the Tour De France is sh*t: Competitors are afraid of cobbles
- So what did Lewandunk... Lewindown...Loughwindoke ... Laughheadoff
- So Ronaldinho won Masterchef then :thubmup:
- Most Arsenal fans fell for the Henry trap.....
- Juergen Klopp addresses the media.
- Morrisey-looney-stories: In Bob Mould's autobiog he starts with a festival in the US somewhere
- So am I the only one who thought TickTock did a number on us last night?
- Balls, the Tour de Bumders is going right past my house
- Hey guys I am going to the Palace game. I haven't been to the stadium for a long time
- Why do fans feel the urge to cheer when a player puts the ball in the net way after the ref has
- What's happened to AWIMB? Why is it all downthemiddley?
- That's savage.....
- Who's going palace then?
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- I have adverts down the left and right hand side of awimb and at the top
- I really need some help in choosing a satelite tv provider...in other news... AWIMB gets ****terer.
- Word on the street is Holloway has left Palace by mutual consent. Pulis to take over
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- Tuesday Disaster
- What is the best football stats source? On PL.
- RVPs injury form picking up, out of tonights match with another.
- Jon Snow snaffles SAF
- Quick Question re Chelsea Next Tue
- Rumour: RVP was spotted in London today and dropped from tonights squad after a bust up with Moyes
- Why doesn't Kießling get picked for Germany?
- Do we still need him, should we still feed him now he's 64?
- Real Sociedad battering Manure, Moyes on the brink.
- Obviously been some confusion regarding my request for Utd away tickets
- Wouldn't surprise me if the Benfica Olympiacos game is posponed due to the pitch...
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Anyone see Juve's penalty appeal?
- Must admit I'm not a big fan of the Spitfire ale. Too fizzy, imo.
- Blimey, Zlatan...
That third goal, pure brutality!
- CALL THE f**kING BENFICA GAME OFF!!!!
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- So...a really **** set of results in the Champions League this week
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- Wenger has not won the Champ. League due to his lack of detail.
- We are top of the league I said we are top of the league!
- I had 7 out of 8 in my accumulator. f**kING BENFICA
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