AWIMB [Archive] - Page 14 - AWIMB

Jermaine Jenas on the commentary for Chelsea v Liverpool (6 replies)
Nations League draw... (0 replies)
COVID-19 madness/paranoia (4 replies)
Yesterday I encountered Simon Callow in a lavatory. (27 replies)
Carex trending on Twitter (7 replies)
Did the Chief Medical Officer get caught in a burning Spitfire or what? (2 replies)
Guess which small town gets the dubious honour of being the first in Kent (6 replies)
Turkey seems to be at war with a lot of people at the moment, doesn't it? (4 replies)
Why does there always seem to be such a nasty edge to the Portsmouth crowd? (29 replies)
Oooh. Last time we beat Pompey in the cup we went on to win it. (7 replies)
I missed the 2nd goal after going to the offie at HT*. Was it any good? (12 replies)
Tony Pulis "Portsmouth's most important game this week is against Peterborough on (1 replies)
When was the last time we went out of two cups in 5 days? (5 replies)
Portsmouth’s flood lights appear to be a bit **** (5 replies)
I see there's a little cup game on tonight... (10 replies)
Do Villa get a europa spot as City are banned from Europe? (8 replies)
Joking aside, lads, the government's Coronavirus Delay Phase actions will include (5 replies)
Surely the rest of the world has a right to sue China over this? Or nuke them? (7 replies)
The good thing about constantly having to use these alcohol-based handwashing things (8 replies)
Not in VAR’s remit to check corners given are correct (3 replies)
Arsenal £4.5m refund lol (0 replies)
Liverpool will not be invincibles (6 replies)
Why are NBC subjecting me to Brighton V Palace on a sat morn? (1 replies)
In other front page news, England ease to victory in T20 v Pakistan (1 replies)
Iceland...all washed up (0 replies)
Yeah, about those mortality levels... (6 replies)
This coronaviris nonsense is having a drastic impact (13 replies)
On the bright side, if Coronavirus really kicks off, they'll have to call a halt to (17 replies)
We need someone willing to brave the inevitable feminist backlash and talk honestly (7 replies)
Dear God. 2 more cases confirmed !!! (4 replies)
Did I imagine it or was Torreira marking their 6 foot 6 fella at corners?????? (3 replies)
I was shattered last night. My eyes kept closing during extra time. (6 replies)
What the f.....part 2 (0 replies)
Hilarious. Well, the team will break up now and mid-table obscurity beckons. (9 replies)
Well that's Auba gone (2 replies)
What the f.... (2 replies)
How come we've made 4 subs? (13 replies)
The Italian ref isn’t helping either (9 replies)
Arteta has had a ropey night. (1 replies)
Well that was ****ing dog **** (4 replies)
Don't have a good feeling. Sloppy passing, little movement. Not playing very well. (7 replies)
I think you scrutineers of BBC wokism will be amused to see the way they're reporting (0 replies)
How the f*ck is it nearly Mother's Day already? (2 replies)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that (18 replies)
Caught a few minutes of the Chavs v Nazis game last night. (9 replies)
BBC sport homepage today focuses on England beating Thailand (4 replies)
What shall I have for lunch? (4 replies)
Fair play to Deontay Wilder. If his performance wasn’t embarrassing enough he (1 replies)
Pope's pregnant secretary found dead. (3 replies)
My poor pony. (4 replies)
Is it not a massive design flaw to put the tab that minimises your browsers within a (30 replies)
So we appear to be relying on the diligence of Italy and Spain to protect Europe from (1 replies)
In other news, Angela Rayner's mum looks very much as you'd expect. (2 replies)
I wish to purchase some spices in bulk (1kg at a time) rather than the little (12 replies)
Woodward and Glazers doing a sterling job at United (0 replies)
Cheery, upbeat people can fúck off, can't they? (31 replies)
Wenger out! (7 replies)
This story is seriously messed up. (5 replies)
That fat cow is taking the piss, isn't she? (1 replies)
Mo Farah's already thin story is now basically falling apart. (31 replies)
VAR at it's comedy best this weekend (9 replies)
Well, lads, it looks like we can add boxing to the long list of things about which we (19 replies)
Good to see the Aussie women's cricket team are also massive cheats (2 replies)
If Auba had a skinhead then he'd have looked just like Titi from the camera behind (0 replies)
I’ve got no idea how we won that (1 replies)
Off to a flyer (6 replies)
Wow....Tyson Fury . What a performance and what a character (2 replies)
And for today's 'learn something new everyday' piece, I give you this..... (9 replies)
14 years since Henry scored against Real Madrid in Bernabeu (9 replies)
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... (0 replies)
F1 Predictions (8 replies)
This story is amazing. (13 replies)
Hmm this T20 women’s World Cup (3 replies)
Wilder-Fury 2 predictions (13 replies)
RB (0 replies)
Lacazette and Aubameyang tonight. (5 replies)
ParentWimb: Horrible Histories is bloody great, isn't it? (3 replies)
Haaaaaaang on, so now every person of colour has to apologise (0 replies)
The last time we played Olympiakos away (20 replies)
'Carmelite Nuns need urgent help!' is definitely the best sex spam title ever. (5 replies)
I left a home game at half time once. (16 replies)
Ouir game kicks off at 8 tonight. (16 replies)
The Donald is gone (5 replies)
Haaland at Dortmund is going to be some player (14 replies)
Porridge (5 replies)
Simeone there (0 replies)
Terrible terrible news (6 replies)
Any of you fcukers got any last minute marathon advice? (36 replies)
So it looks as though outourcing the manufacture of everything to China may come back (12 replies)
In Dubai, it seems Mikel taught them how to point to each other, showing where they (18 replies)
Nicola Sturgeon. Be honest now: (8 replies)
Nicola Sturgeon's exotic sex life (19 replies)
I fear that someone amongst us has been horribly unfair to Arsene (4 replies)
Spurs have lost Son, out for weeks apparently (17 replies)
Now I'm no great fan of lefty luvvie David Baddiel (5 replies)
Anyone know why BT Sport have Triple H previewing Wilder-Fury2 (19 replies)
I see that couple quarantined on the cruise ship with coronavirus (7 replies)
Well played, Frank. (0 replies)
Car Leasewimb. I been looking more and more at it. (11 replies)
Gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I post this image. (17 replies)
Nice karma last night with Chelsea having a player (6 replies)
Dixon...they don’t call him Slabhead for nothing (1 replies)
RIP Andrew Weatherall (1 replies)
Apparently the winter break in Dubai didn’t go too well for young Gwen (6 replies)
Quiz (30 replies)
So what will City's punishment be reduced to after they've been to appeal? (15 replies)
Dessert Ireland Disks (3 replies)
This weekend I have mostly found out that someone called Caroline Flack existed (43 replies)
The 5th place Champions League dream is alive! (1 replies)
A positive goal difference (2 replies)
I'm claiming that for my reverse jinxing. Ozil was good today - fair play to Arteta (3 replies)
That celebration shows how well liked and important Lacca is (1 replies)
Lovely stuff from Saka there....we might be excellent (1 replies)
It’s a ****ing struggle to watch the arsenal these days (5 replies)
No way we aren't conceding a silly penalty in this match (0 replies)
Eddie and Ceballos start (3 replies)
Why won't we try Pepe-Ozil-Gab behind Auba? (0 replies)
Nice of the South Africans to get some proper royalty for the coin flip imo (1 replies)
Flack Gone (1 replies)
5th Place Trophy Parade (0 replies)
Cedric Soares not fit for 3-4 weeks (6 replies)
How come most of the odd bods who wear sugical masks in gloves (2 replies)
Not sure this one quite compares to Saturn’s rings ? (0 replies)
Valentine's Day. Anyone do or will later be doing anything? (2 replies)
Call me a great mincing poof if you like, but I'm gonna say it... (6 replies)
Those thieving lefty scum at the Grauniad have just tried to rob me. (25 replies)
United got their new guy in quarantine (1 replies)
Sajid Javid gone (3 replies)
Can’t get de Kock out (5 replies)
30 years ago, wow I'm old. Remember it like it was yesterday... (6 replies)
Trump vs Bernie (1 replies)
Ethically harvested gold and sustainable diamonds (3 replies)
I don't usually go the pub at 11am on a Monday (6 replies)
With everything else going on, it's been easy to forget that not one, but two women (9 replies)
How bad was the Calcutta Cup rugby match?? (3 replies)
Rumours that they're going sell PL viewing rights by club (7 replies)
Quite impressed with Meghan Markle. I’d thought she’d leave it at least (1 replies)
Why were there some EPL games this weekend when it's meant to be the winter break? (3 replies)
Leeds doing their annual post-Christmas capitulation (3 replies)
I've had a leak for a week now :-( (1 replies)
So Sinn Fein win the popular vote in the Irish elections. (10 replies)
Juventus ready to sell (4 replies)
Anyone catch the Barrymore documentary? (14 replies)
Philip Schofield (43 replies)
You got say...good luck to him (0 replies)
Transfer window to stay open until 1st September (5 replies)
RIP Kirk...proper tragedy imo (4 replies)
Coronavirus dived there imo (1 replies)
General Belgrano 2 incoming (1 replies)
Just had the RSPCA in. (6 replies)
Advice please. (2 replies)
Right, so I've done the usual Rising Damp (x2) and Man About The House... (8 replies)
FimreviewWimb. (9 replies)
Pete Buttigieg (0 replies)
If our most recent starting XI was one person (0 replies)
Go on Oxford!! (0 replies)
Prague observations (15 replies)
Oi, Sir C! Book recommendation. (13 replies)
InsuranceWimb (2 replies)
Talking of ludicrous political systems, I see Sinn Fein is polling at 25% in Ireland. (13 replies)
So if anyone would care to counter my suggestion yesterday that the US method of (11 replies)
I've just been reading about the Iowa Caucus and I've remembered that we've got (0 replies)
Boris goes where no politician dares to tread and acknowledges the unique evil of (22 replies)
Watching the footage of this Streatham business and wondering why when he was (23 replies)
Imagine if Unai had said this... (1 replies)
Incredible seens! (1 replies)
I know some of you are fervent Brexiteers and... (0 replies)
Wow , what a toothless display that was... (2 replies)
Two week break now (0 replies)
Pépé dropped for Auba. I'd rather he'd dropped Laca. (0 replies)
Happy Brexit everyone (5 replies)
What????? (1 replies)
Is there any danger of Cheltenham getting called off? (3 replies)
So I feel I ought to mark Brexit Day with a nice dinner. (25 replies)
Coronavirus is all very well, but I'm a little confused as to why Gregg Wallace has (6 replies)
Global Emergency now...I think it’s time.... (4 replies)
You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life (11 replies)
My horse ****ing loves me. (11 replies)
Whose this Cedric chap? (3 replies)
Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's (26 replies)
Over 3000 people a day die in car crashes (13 replies)
I see Liverpool got a penalty for exactly the same thing (0 replies)
Went for a walk this morning. (29 replies)
Well that’s that...end of next week and everyone in China will be infected (1 replies)
Brexit Eve tomorrow (4 replies)
We've borrowed another player? (11 replies)
De Youthman an dem... (4 replies)
I ordered one of these last night. (11 replies)
Is anyone else struggling to care whether Giroud goes to Tottenham? (31 replies)
So investigators said that the helicopter carrying Kobe Bryant was involved in a (4 replies)
What's all the fuss? (10 replies)
This Kodi thing. Can you watch the footy on it? (4 replies)
May I assume that as a modicum of solidarity (4 replies)
I've heard it before, but this is a very funny Nicholas Parsons story (2 replies)
I can't believe that 70% of people would vote against reintroducing bears in the wild (29 replies)
The Athletic (3 replies)
Nicholas Parsons gone. (46 replies)
I had a fever on Saturday and then felt like I was having a heart (10 replies)
Looks like Mikel is experimenting with Pep's Patent Pep Pills (6 replies)
Another decent performance for the most part (11 replies)
Not a great img] (0 replies)
It seems to be being suggested that we ought to bring all UK citizens in Wuhan home. (7 replies)
Yoooo that Picard Episode 1 was a banger - no spoilers (1 replies)
Kobe (27 replies)
Utd 6-0 up (2 replies)
Pablo Mari (18 replies)
Just need to winkle de Kock Out (8 replies)
Thomas Lemar supposedly close to joining (4 replies)
Dial Square FC (8 replies)
Archer gone. (23 replies)
Some fine work by Hello! here. (7 replies)
This new contagion is a pestilence of biblical proportions (13 replies)
Just had a quick glance at the league table. It appears we have managed a grand total (6 replies)
I see some Chinee in Scotland are being tested for the Coronavirus. (17 replies)
These loan deals don’t quite seem to work (2 replies)
You woke? This is great from Tracey Ullman (5 replies)
Get this man a passport imo (0 replies)
Pray for Wuhan (18 replies)
Are they seriously debating Greggs? (0 replies)
Back when AWIMB was the natural home of Bantersaurus Rex and (48 replies)
I assume Mustafi got an assist last night (17 replies)
This Coronavirus, what have the (6 replies)
jesus. i like what you've done with the place? (11 replies)
Terry Jones :( (5 replies)
I see it's all starting to unravel with the scum (2 replies)
do we have to take (1 replies)
I'm fully on-board the Martinelli train, but I'm not sure it counts as running (26 replies)
This Martinelli kid...5 million pounds? Wow (12 replies)
Well done the Arsenal - although this is probably another one of those Ozil (6 replies)
Lol BT there...watch the last minute with Luiz (1 replies)
Hilarious. Why do I even bother keeping it on a 2nd desktop? (2 replies)
OMG bellend with the left foot (6 replies)
Lacca generally blows dog though eh? (2 replies)
Even though we face an inevitable (1 replies)
Laca 2 yards offside (0 replies)
We’ve got a new CB :cloud9: (0 replies)
We've got a player there ya cyunts! (6 replies)
Fartinelli....smells gooooooood (0 replies)
The funniest part of that incident was that even after the initial f*ck up, and then (1 replies)
Shall I turn it off now? (3 replies)
Mustafi...in the nuts.... (8 replies)
If you have shares in Boeing and hadn't already sold them (4 replies)
Jess Phillips gone. (5 replies)
Greta Thunberg is 17 (20 replies)
Of course it's terrible, if this occured but (2 replies)
Irish party politics is very, very silly. (0 replies)
I must confess I'm not particularly looking forward to tonight's game. (14 replies)
Wenger...we lost our soul when we left Highbury (2 replies)
Why can't Awimb carry on in the evening? (2 replies)
Talking of disease, I see thon Chinee have confirmed the human-to-human transmission (13 replies)