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- Luis Suarez will not sign for Arsenal.
- Has that useless, stupid haired, Eboué squad number stealing excuse for a striker f**ked off yet?
- Nanny state gone mad imo, there's nothing like a mid-swim fag
- In shows like American Restoration. He will take a coca cola fridge and turn it into a hot dog stand
- A shark on NY subway drinking redbull and having a fag....
- that is the point you arse....
- Lacina Traore or Sam E'to ? Maybe Willian? All available
- The teams we could get in the CL qualifier are................
- Willian the best of that bunch.
- You'll never walk alone.....or maybe you will
- Saying someone is not bigger than Liverpool. Then as punishment making them train on their own
- So when is the draw for the CL qualifiers?
- If it becomes a mind games battle next season. Mourinho will tear Moyes a new one.
- Another good'un from the Mash
- is the man with the hat back or summat ?
- oh ffs
- Is Aaron Ramsey in this photo?
- Bet he gets a lot of sympathy from Wigan fans
- The Castrol Edge ratings make Suarez the world's 3rd best playewr and Bale the 16th best
- All mods are kunts << let's see how long this lasts. Good game this.
- :itk:
- Mods! I need service please... PM me if one is yanking my chain ..thx
- Bernard gone to Shakhtar
- Splendid self-cùnting by Marvellous "I'm always right" Marve down there.
- I come on here in a free 10 minutes and the board is awash with dirty cock
- Reeking genitals.
- I really hope we sign this Suarez just to score some goals against Liverpool when we play them
- Rickie Lambert: England call for Southampton striker
- How clever is my iplod random play button?
- Wish I could grow a beard like this
- Frimmers has gone mental imo needs shooting
- You know that feeling when you finish typing a reply to a post only to
- Has anybody ever been charged twice for something by pressing the back button whilst your payment
- Your rules for the newsnow newsfeed
- So many things wrong with this picture
- Telegraph reporting that Liverpool will not sell Suarez>>>
- I am here to report the sad news of the death of humus. Humus, RIP.
- What the *******s is going on?
- Will some players wear the vibrating goal detection watch on their genitals?
- Some hemorrhoid-ridden scrote has only gone and locked his bike to mine at the station
- If we did only sign Suarez, has anyone worked out how much that would equate to us
- :no
- Gervinho officially gone
- This suarez crap is going to drag on for the whole of august isnt it
- I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to feel a little 'dirty' about being the poacher
- 2 BSODs today. Each time when I clicked on the awimb tab
- Top 4 rival *******s doesn't wash with me. Torres was sold to Chelsea the stupid Liverpool c**ts
- I thought the news yesterday re: interest rates not increasing for several years would make us more
- SuperinjunctionWIMB...
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Ol' Rag Blues - Quo
- Second signing of the summer. 27 year old Moroccan from Ligue 2 side Angers has
- Warships headed to Gibraltar
- We aint half slow at everything we do. Gervinho sale just announced.
- Wonderful photo of the old stadium
- Look at them packed into the old Lower West when it was a terrace. And how do we know this is the >>
- All sorts of shenanigans going on the dayshift today i see!
- Henry ...Suarez not coming to arsenal
- Watching Phil 'The Thrill' Mickelson play golf
- I just called my mum a moron for saying she wouldn't visit Germany because of all that
- This prog about legal highs is fascinating
- They can't seriously be considering keeping him?
- Yay. f**k you Suarez you rat f**k
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- I told you all they're going to keep him. There is no way they can sell him to us after this. No way
- Peyton Manning snap v the 49ers. No huddle offense
- Unbelievable!!
- I wonder if we'll rest Suarez for our trip to Anfield. I'd be worried he wouldn't get out alive.
- Not sure who deleted my post about the lovely Higbury pic below
- How ferociously **** are Liverpool? They used to be THE team, back in
- only Wenger was thick enough to sellour best striker to a rival, others don't do it
- So, the bin-dippers would prefer to sell us a virus it seems..
- Right that is my toys thrown out of the pram, off now
- We should do a sneaky deal with Real Madrid. They buy Swuzza
- Hull City Tigers
- Yeeeeeeeeeeeees! Woooooohooooo! Happy trails, Gervinho! nanannananana!
- Fast Eddie - is that from Motorhead? Please say YES or go play petanque otherwise!
- Rooney or bust then?
- Whats the deal with consecutiveUnited bids for Cesc, when both Cesc and Barca
- I'd be concerned if I was a Liverpool fan though, I fully expect Suarez to act unprofessionally
- Selling Gervinho looks like a mistake
- I say we bring back Adebayor
- What time today is the 'worst possible draw' 'warm balls' 'f**king fix' taking place?
- If we don't sign Suarez then any other signings will be a let down so they will need to sign a few
- Who are your favourite sportstars? (non football)
- We're going to get knocked out, aren't we? iIt's JUST fate!
- Surely the whole "not at any price" thing is Henry trying to regain the power in the
- What a difference a sale makes
- Chamakh gone. Only Bendtner and Park left
- We've are playing against Gianni Infantino
- Soooo seriously....Arsenal chances with Suarez in the side?
- Not sure why we are slagging off a club playing hard-ball with an under contract player
- FKIN BRING IT ON..,,,YEEEHAAAA THE FKIN TURKS
- We owe them one for selling us Santos.
- We got Fernebatche
- I can't take anymore of this. The transfer window should close as the season starts imo
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..FA cup
- The turks
- 5 games in 2 weeks inc away to Fen and home too Spurs. Still we have a strong squad.....
- Oh dear, Fenners
- See, I told you all we'd be home in the second leg. You'll learn.
- I can't think of any Fenebahce puns
- 72 year old retired boxer batters would be burglar....
- We will get humiliated by OFI Crete won't we?
- Jimmy out, Onions in by the looks of it
- We'll get "whacked" by Ludogorets, won't we?
- real fecker of a tie...Suarez won't be rushing to sign now as we might not be
- liverpool finally admit they are full of ****e
- St Mirren will annihlate us, won't they?
- Hang on, even if we do lose we could get a bye
- Good news. Just had a look at the Fenerbahce squad. Nothing to worry us.
- Can someone remind me what Fenerbace are going to be kicked out for?
- I'm beginning to feel there's a subtext to this Suarez saga. Liverpool wanted
- Amazing baclava in Turkey....Rifkeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
- Reading the quotes from this bellend doesn't actualy do them justice
- Tottenham v Dinamo Tbilisi, not an easy match
- I wish we'd got PSV, not least for the wonderfully named Memphis Depay
- Getting out to Shane Watson should be a droppable offence
- Cashier no 9 is a very good new UK band, i humbly recommend them. Boring live, but good
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Result of Fenerbahce European disqualification appeal due from CAS the day after 2nd leg.
- Seriously considering picking some of this up from Fortnum tomorrow
- This gets me a bit nostalgic for some old nights out
- looks like our :warchest: signing will be after the 28th of august then
- We're going out...and half of us are getting stabbed or decapitated too (im going)
- God, it's yeeeeaaarrrs since I had a doner.
- Liverpool's Raheem Sterling charged with common assault, how thick is this guy?
- That Kenny Sansom drama is rather shocking tbh...It could happen to You....Neg...
- from RAWK
- We will beat Fenerbache, won't we?
- Is our match tomorrow against City on the telebox?
- Posting on Awimb illegally? Go Home Or Face Arrest
- Fabianski will be the number 1 choice next season.
- Proper test match batting, this.
- Arsene has never "beaten" Mourinho. That's a tad annoying. I was at the 2-2 game at Highbury,
- why do you even give that clown below any recognition? he is a poof character .
- arsene ivan you got no balls courage image still no signiong no suarez you think you can win league
- The Turkey stuff has reminded me of the prosecutor from "Midnight Express" - BOOO!
- Who'd you rather be. Michael Jackson* or Michael Jordan?
- Fenerbahçe
- When do we have to submit our squad for Champions League?
- Have you seen this shocking image?
- Who would you rather be. Magic Johnson or Alan Johnson?
- It's not all glamour in the city. Lots of cafes/sandwich shops try to pass off Thursdays products on
- Pietersen's gone.
- Is there any more wasteful product packaging than toothpaste boxes?
- Bugger, bit of a collapse going on here, Cook gone as well
- David Gower reckons city folk should not be able to vote on matters that affect the countryside
- I think the best invention in recent times on flights, is the altitude/distance/time remaining
- Lyon
- What's this Lyon thing? Do we have to play them too? Can Arsene not sort it
- I liked Suarez ever since watching him on eurosport for Ajax, he was a diving c**t back then. If we
- Interesting article on who is to blame on the Suarez issue
- SOD is actually dead, isn't he.
- I purchased NYPD Blue Season one Boxset. It's f**king boring.
- The Suarez impasse as illustrated through the medium of animals
- The sooner this is over, the better. We will get knocked out by the
- I guess we'll see if Suarez really wants to join
- Winning the title will be all the more blissful after all the doubts and crap
- The PFA now saying it will be 'practically impossible' for Suarez to leave Liverpool this month
- Forget Suarez, have any of you been to the Hand & Flowers at Marlow?
- We've got our England back.
- What date did Torres join Chelsea? That's probably the best previous example we have to go on. And
- A proper old fashioned Ashes collapse today
- spurs sign Capoue and Contraeo from Madrid
- We are signing Gustavo
- kondogbia got a release clause of 8.5 million. Can we afford that?
- With Ignasi out on loan, anyone got alink to those INs/OUTs for each team. Reckon we've offloaded a
- I just called my mother and screamed at her. Awimb made me do it!
- I just can't help but feel the club has approached this transfer window very amateurishly.
- how much will it cost if we don't qualify for CL?
- Bring back David Dein
- SSN reporting that Henry has told Brendan Rodgers that it's up to him whether they sell Suarez or
- Miguel gone.
- from the post below! whats ya best airline food you've had!
- Is this Gustavo guy any good?
- By being disqualified, does Bolt avoid a drugs test? Just asking like. I mean, he went very early
- Or alternatively...we could have just turned around and given RvP an extra £25m lst year...
- Players are being hawked at Arsenal left and right, make no mistake. We did balls up Higuain, but
- what a c**t of a draw
- We are now being linked with a £20 million move for Marco Verrati. Any good?
- Manu were terrible tonight. They are one van Rapist injury away from ignominy.
- Maybe we can beat Lyon to the signing of Aliadiere
- Suárez should take legal advice, Liverpool are in breach of contract...
- I know this is an old joke but
- 'There will come a point where he'll recognise the club is not going to sell,' Rodgers said.
- Wellington to Murcia on loan. He's under contract to the Arse until 30/6/16...
- This transfer window is a load of c**t IMO. Waitrose is shut, Sainsbury's is out of stock, only Aldi
- Arsenal v Man City live ===>
- Lets just move on and they can ***c off imo
- This is the second truck in a week to do this....the other fell all the way down to the road below>>
- Arsenal v City, live on the box here in the US
- Looks legit
- I - 5 south sucks, 3 hours on this fecking highway and .....
- we need ronaldo! I'd settle for benzema but ronaldo the prioriry.
- DRS, my word
- This is why you can't force unhappy players to stay
- Bowling, Broady!
- Here's what 2.5M got you back in 1991. Just so you know, not all late summer signings are dog ****
- bueno!....12 bet stadium?
- Just who will we spend the vast amounts of cash on now?
- The mrs has abandoned me and left me with the kids for the weekend :banghead::
- Who is the greatest parliamentarian of all times in your opinion?
- It is all down to Madrid really, isn't it?. Once they decide what to do with Bale, the dominoes will
- What does my head is when the likes of carragher question
- Bowled Bresnany!
- Is s0a9 showing the match today? His site seems to be down
- Our one new signing is injured.
- whoo-hey :)
- very nice
- Any streams for today.... Not done it in a while.....
- Theo up front?
- Justice for Heysel. Let them not be forgotten.
- So what fresh meat have you f**ked recently? And were you very disgusting and did she
- Wilshere's thigh is bothering him. 2-3 weeks imo.
- Chamakh to Liverpool!!
- Is that the Finnish?
- That was nice and neat
- ****! What's the latest on Mandela???
- Chamakh is at Selhurst today. Expected to be announced at half- or full-time
- Is there anyway this game can be counted as a prem match?
- Aubameyang on a hat trick for dortmund btw
- What a pass from Theo
- A proper thrashing
- MO FARAH!!!
- The game looks about won. Now, somebody batter Nasri
- 3:0 - just what Wenger needed to justify not buying anyone.
- Link anyone?
- Giroud has looked very sharp in pre-season. Could be a big season for him.
- Great pass great run great finish.
- Jovetic looks a bit ropey. Dodged a pricey bullet there :preseasonassumptions:
- We are chasing a keeper called David Carnell apparently.
- Friendly cup winners 2013
- Where are all the Gestapo rumours?
- Sebastián Pérez on the bench - unusual for a trialist to play an official match...
- Interesting to see how the Colombian boy gets on
- good result :) though not convincing display, imho
- Friendlies mean nothing
- :trophy:
- Watching a lacrosse game; a crosse between field hockey and chasing butterflies.
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- For those that haven't seen the match and nothing else to do ===>
- I shall be joining the mac folks. gonna buy a macbook pro next weekend.
- Chamakh gone
- Brendan Rodgers lol
- Sky Sports Super Sunday imo
- good victorious trophy today we are all happy for the team and the supporters and even a little happ
- Cavani weighs in on the Suarez debacle
- Had lunch with the family at this excellent 400 year old pub (The Brickmakers) and I would
- nice, we've signed gustavo. good bit of business that.
- As much as I worship and fetish-adore all of you, i miss the following people
- only seen the goals but a couple of reports suggest
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