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- Ladies in uniform for Jorge...
- 18 years ago today... Do you remember where you was when you was told the news?
- Jorge and arsewipe finally united in marketing gimmick...
- James Gandolfini before he was Tony
- DilemmaWIMB. Going to my girlfriends parents for midsummer eve and was just told
- There's a lot of great series on TV these days... But the Sopranos was the best of them.
- SSN and the Star saying we came in with a late bid to sign Andy Carroll
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Anyone fancy a late England 2014 World Cup bid?
- Kate Humble - yes or no?
- Billy goat - midsummer in Sweden
- Car broke down the other evening in an (almost) amusingly inopportune
- Messi summoned by judge for tax evasion - now is the time for Arsenal to be bold and offer him haven
- Higuain to be on £125,000 a week at Arsenal
- Old skool poll - what's your worst hangover story?
- Grease + Modfather = win
- Holiday pics of the PL footy stars ...last one ...hahaha ifurgaynoinsult
- Not a hangover story but. Once I finally managed to convince a lady I was after for a while
- Joe Kinnear is not wasting time clearing out at the Toon....Llambas resigned
- Is there any wonder blokes in their thirties and forties are messed up?
- I wonder if Wenger is holding out on unveiling his new contract until he has Higuin and Cesar next
- Are there any awimbers that you mix up in your mind?
- We're buying an Argentinian? An Argentinian! Jesus Ginger Christ!
- Alright football talk. When Arsene has splashed the cash. Do we have more flops or successes?
- If a crazy billionaire offered you £5m a year for life, but you had to forfeit your *****
- Russian fanny cork ads dont pull any punches
- Calling somebody an Attention seeker on a message board where
- Is there anything better than stepping out of the heat and dust of a city
- TO AWIMB I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE.
- Al Qaeda have you hostage. Lose your ***** or your eyes. Which do you choose to live without?
- Little Gay fellas have lots of gay fella mates.
- Spain vs Tahiti.....
- Okay backed 8 goals or more @ 4/7
- Anywon got or know of an Arsenal fixtures download for the Outlook calendar?
- Do you know something? Kanu doesn't get near enough
on here
- Nooooooooooooooo I needed an own goal...PISS!!!
- Probably a
but have we done the bakery FB meltdown on here?
- Amex platinum card holders...know we've got a few here...
- Heartless ref IMO, or heartfelt depending on your perspective
- I may have a St Tropez. Anyone know where I can get that paper underwear for men (larger men!!!)?
- Right. Let us break the bank for Torres...
- bored.
- Shocking day at work...
- Listen up you scrotes. I am trying to choose between 'Breaking Bad' and
- The Kansas City Brass
- AFC cause international incident over tour to 'nam
- Moyes
- Redknapp
- Late to the party,I know, but... I too was shocked stocks still by the death announced yesterday
- I'll start my waffle early. Those countdown things they've put on crossings around the city
- £30m per year Puma kit deal DONE
- As a catholic and former Spectrum owner (interesting Venn diagram, that), this made me laugh.
- talkSport (yes, I know) saying Higuain is a done deal subject to medical
- So I have a parking ticket demand from Euro car parks, private co, for overstaying
- Bloke just came for meeting in a ford fiesta with number plate DBS 3 on it...
- Anywon had any experience of those last minute thaetre ticket shop thingys
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The look on Arsene's face in this photo
- Anyone got Fibre optic Broadband?
- The annoying thing about that photo of Ferguson "comforting" Wenger is
- We pay a licence for for this?
- Well,that was my first time ever watching a team live score a double figure
- Errrrm...what on earth are these Brazilian chaps up to?
- Can the useless c**ts just announce Gonzalo FFS!
- Are you ****s seriously not going to give me a hard time for going to the theatre tonight to see
- I have a highly original idea. :FTAF: follow these awimbers friday. This week my :FTAF: are
- Seems as though Blanc is in at PSG, which means all the fun of the transfer window
- It looks like Marve has seen the error of his ways
- I am as averse to musicals as the next average AWIMBer, but the other 'Rock' one in London has girls
- wd The Camden Brewery. Started with several of their lagers (it was a warm summer night, ale-heads)
- That's a point, where is modd?
- 80's were different eh ? Comedies about 3 somes with 15 year old school girls and everyone loved it
- The Boss
- Re: Goals on FIFA; Giroud's celebration, the one in which he
- Subtitles. Whoever is in charge of typing them feels they are free to edit out
- My mom ordered a graduation cake with a cap drawn on, I guess they misheard.
- Hang on. Just went to the Guardian and saw a fairly credible breaking story about us agreeing terms
- If Huguain turns out to be half as good as his youtube videos suggest
- Five and a half years for thon teacher chap seems a bit stiff. Or does it? I'm not sure.
- U20 France v Ghana, ref is using the spray can to mark distance to wall at free kicks. I wish
- James Gandolfini on Sesame Street
- New Deltron songs!!!!!
- This whistleblower dude is a bit of a douche,imo
- How are we supposed to decide if this underage bint was worth doing time for
- I guess we are out of the Gonzalo Higuain race now that Man City are not buying Cavani
- Kurt Zouma
- ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR
- GET IN!
- Georgie North Welsh Wing Wizard
- C'MON THE LIONS!
- Blimey. End to end in the egg chasing. Exciting stuff.
- Oh ffs!!
- Have they any stretchers left ?
- F*ck me Halfpennys kicking
- Now Mack, once you drive a Ute, you have to cheer for the Wallabies
- Sexton making up for earlier f*ck up
- c**ting ref
- Clear obstuction you useless c*nt.
- Sexton has been an utter monster this half
- More like Ian Beale...
- F*ck!!!!!!!
- What the f*ck was that for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 46 meters straight for the win.....ray FINKLE it pleassse
- HAHAHAHHA JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- f**k off
- Early 70's British Rock really was, with some exceptions, a bit ****. No surprise punk came along.
- He Ray Finkled it
- Five & half feckin years!!!...Just for banging a piece of wanton, jailbait. And wasn't it both
- Jesus Christ. That was f**king tense.
- Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field, CAN'T KICK!
- I heard a rumor that Kim and Kanye are naming their child North. North West..hmm,
- Rich & his 'crew'...
- Would Wenger play Fellaini on the left wing?
- Simonsens crash at le mans...unlucky and RIP
- Not many on here today, the weather must be nice.
- Hollys tits looking nice tonight imo
- What next? GOP Congressman Wants to Ban Abortion to Save Masturbating Fetuses
- Help me AWIMB, you're my only hope
-
allman brothers - jessica
- america - ventura highway
- chuck norris was *taking care of business* back in the 80s. soldier of fortune stylee.
- beckham to the nfl.
- I am now committed to go and see ZZ Top on Monday.
- It seems we have signed this player from Barca
- Adams: I offered to join the Arsenal board... I would have even made the tea and worked for free...
- I've got Miami Vice - The Movie on another screen and, if you're a fan of the TV series,
- Great Arsenal weekend. Stadim Tour Friday. Wedding at Highbury Grove on saturday
- Whoa! Big brother is watching......
- Not the kind of thing you want to see at an airshow....
- Pissing on these Indians
- Great Player Adams but his track record in Management doesnt really support his thoughts on what he
- Indians pissing on us
- that Fabregas chap could do a job for us imo
- England.....
- Ishant's voice looooooooool
- So how's the cricket going then?
- FFS.
- Sagna has done well imo
- Damn! Poyet fired while on air and told by BBC guy!
- What was Gus Poyet accused of at Brighton? [insert lame gay joke here]
- So, it's Poyet to Newcastle then
- Jesus wept, Iraq come back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with England - I guess Peter Taylor will blame
- The Andy Murray documentary on BBC 1, really intertesting
- YES. where's bostonbrian? clips get doc rivers!
- As I recall, Billy Shakespeare wrote a few missives regarding underage dalliances
- So what did Poyet actually do? Was it him who shat in the Palace dressing room?
- I see that maths tart from Countdown is wetter than an otter's pocket for Ryan Giggs.
- What is wrong with ex-Arsenal players? First Tony Adams says Rooney isn't perhaps the best option
- Did Tony Adams really say that he should have been made Arsenal chairman?!
- Excelwimb. I swear I didn't ask it to print 45,916 pages
- anyone believing Higuain is joining is a bigger
- Joe Kinnear playing the class card...
- Andy Murray is a very odd colour on the front of the radio timse.
- Can't wait for Wimbledon to start , one of the advantages of not working
- Berni - an exciting new product from Ocado.
- Did you all have a nice weekend?
- LOL Celtic v Cliftonville
- My girlfriend told me I was talking in my sleep last night.
- So are people now prepared to concede that - whatever his qualities as a player and captain - Tony
- So,how come left backs attack more than right backs?
- Great example of attention seeking web clicks "Arsenal target states desire to stay at RM"
- Awimb Psychology experts. I keep having weird dreams where
- Been offered a ticket for Lions match on Sat. Face value
- Some more help from the WIMB massive is much needed
- Reluctant churchgoers should bring a comic imo...
- Chelsea have signed a new shirt deal with Adidas for 300m,
- Love him or hate him, the Boss really knows how to put on a show
- Man wandering around hemel Hempstead with his head stuk in a traffic bollard
- Pat Vegas Album review. This week
- Car advice please. Criteria: 1) 5k budget 2) good fuel economy 3) 1.4 engine minimum
- Oh dear, that Aussie chap who disrupted the boat race has been deported
- That really should be Baltacha's final Wimbledon wildcard.
- So Maria Sharapova's boyfriend used to go out with Serena Williams?
- Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons....
- Jorge....
- OK, just on the offchance... anyone want some Phantom tickets for 13 July matinee?
- out of this bunch what teams do we wish to avoid?
- Congratulations to Theo and Melanie...
- I saw the film Ted on Friday. Can't decide whether it was utterly ****e
- Still don't get the Poyet sacking....
- Darcis is making Nadal look what he is - very ordinary.
- You know your holiday is well and truly over when you see that photo of the cheeky cabbie on the
- Look, I don't want to gloat, but I've now got 4 holidays booked between now and November
- Berlusconi sentenced to seven years in prison and banned from holding public office by a judge in
- Is Shipping Wars on UK telly yet?
- Crap Holiday bits. When you arrive somewhere and it's boiling and you are wearing your UK clothes.
- Sanogo (The non-Arsenal player) has put France 1-0 ahead
- I have an idea for a telly programme. Channel 4 would love it
- Nadal on his way out, 2 sets down
- Shhhhhh! Only Connect's on.
- House of Cards. Views?
- Paulinho has confirmed he'll sign for
We are doomed
- juve and arsenal agree with personal terms for higuain...biggest offer will take him.
- Just turned over from the 10-stone testicle man to Rick Stein slicing up a squid.
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- Gotta be Ch4 innit?
- Anyone been to Santander?
- That guy crossing the Grand Canyon on a wire has inspired me. I am walking across the bath downstair
- More than ever, Dave realised what he was really cut out for was being in a girl band
- Damn, I have to go to Bradford tomorrow via Newport!!
- Which one of you British *f**ktards* designed Heathrow T5?
- Hmm, doesn't sound good for Mr. Mandela, does it? I fear the end could be nigh
- BrianBlackhawk, ooh were are you
- Tough luck the plucky Bruins.
- Live, ball by ball egg chasing commentary coming up :rugby:
- Obama sings Daftpunk
- I'll say it again, Italian football is a complete joke..............
- Morning Benders
- Having been inspired by our very own Monty, I decided to plan my own European road trip
- Never let it be said that I don't admit things when I'm wrong
- I thought only the Catalonians hated the French, but I've now found a useful website about it...
- Really?!?
- Whats going on? After giving it the big'un in the press at the weekend
- Ugo Ehiogu "Black coaches can give kids something to cling to". He should be reported imo.
- Anyone here driven the former Route 66?
- Dwarf Alert...my GF has dwarfs dressed as minions from Despicable Me in her office handing out popco
- Marve - disappointed
- Arsenal's new boy Yaya Sanogo starts for France U20s against USA. Kick off is at 4pm
- and the prices are intentional. I am going for the more exclusive market....interview with mad woman
- Ancelotti in at Madrid, lets hope he's happy to let Higuain go
- I'm hungry. It's payday so I can justify a ridicules lunch. What lunch will I have?
- I do hope all you twitterers follow RAWK Meltdown? If not, why not?
- Best name for a race ever.....
- When I was in New York I stayed in Chinatown and late at night
- This might help cheer Berni up after his hippy outburst
- Free Money?
- TONY....if you had a race horse.....wot would u call it!
- I just tried to help a Chinese woman in the doctors who couldn't speak Norwegian or English
- More #EverydaySexism gems
- Blood test tomorrow. hate it.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being not excited at all...how excited are you about
- So I am sitting on a packed train into work this morning and I notice a spider running down the
- Thank goodness for Laura Robson. Andy's not alone. Could have a good run except she will come up
- we need to make a mad push for another player. higuain taking too long, I for one am gting nervous.
- It's about time the whole hippy thing was seen for the pernicious, self-serving, backwards and
- we need
- Juventus reached an agreement with MCFC to sign Tévez: according to Sky Italia ¤9m
- Are there any good restaurants in Chinatown in London that you'd recommend?
- This is brilliant imo
- Would it surprise anyone if Pellegrini takes Higuain to City for Tevez?
- Just hit me, a rather bawdy song for Fellaini
- Am I the only one that likes our new (?) away shirt?
- Jesus, the sort of headline that's enough to give a chap the willies
- Hilarious how the world is playing Obama w/ this Snowden thing
- Our Standing in the World is at stake and Obama
- Oh dear, I feel sorry for you youngsters - State pension under threat
- A Filibuster sounds like a new menu choice in KFC
- USA
- Going to this place tomorrow, they apparently make the biggest burgers in the country
- Nic ..good to hear your feedback on the bull Risely as popped in last week thursday eve with GF
- Woooohoooo, moving to Brighton
- So if Juve are signing Tevez, we stuck with Higuain then are we?
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