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- GameofThronesWIMB - My fellow fans. You are in for sum crazy f**ked up **** tonight
- What a c**t
- The absolutely impossible prospect of Cesc and Rooney is sort of hard on worthy is it not?
- Any word on why Rooney is unhappy?
- Adrian Durham got mugged in Rio
- I was there, probably the only AWIMBer Funny how the spurs players legged it at the final
- I see Koscielny got 2nd in our player of the year vote....
- Just got the following message on Facebook.
- Naipier this over has bowled 0 W W W W.
- Anyone see Headgear playing a Hell's Angel on Banshee tonight?
- The Roonster is coming!!!
- GameOfThronesWIMB - I'm traumatised after the goings on in episode 9
- Michu
- “@OllieOGP: @DavidGoldWHU can I ask why you even signed chamakh? I'd rather you didn't. dg
- Dorian from Birds of a Feather or Rose from Keeping up appearances? #SITCOMSLAGS
- Who remembers Men Behaving Badly That time they got drunk
- Rooney better sign as I just got my tattoo 'Welcome to Arsenal Rooney' finished.
- A 33 year-old keeper on £80k a week, Ashley Williams, Yaya Sanogo and Dan Crowley.
- I came across this on google. Once Awimb was talking about the lady who carries a teddy bear on the
- any top top top players signed yet?
- Thanks to whoever posted this little gem over the weekend. Fascinating look back.
- Rather poignant that the homeless man begging outside our local shopping centre called Pep
- Anyone know about this site? Simb Weirdos?
- Anybody on here with >10,000 posts is generally observed as a bit of a weirdo with no life, right?
- Having just spent three days there I think I'd quite like to live in Berlin
- I've just eaten the mother of all bacon sandwiches.
- I put all this in a sandwich recently. But it was too much
- I have chicken burgers in a sandwich for lunch
- How have I missed this piece of Sven magic??!!
- New Liverpool away and 3rd kits are really rather unpleasant!
- I'm not big on phones but I must say the technology on this new S4 is impressive.
- On my numerous trips to the US. They always emphasise that their hotdogs are
- San Sebastian has the worlds best Tapas. The city is dedicated to it but Glasgow
- dominos pizza!!!!
- He was always destined to have this job
- Watching Japan -v- Australia - is that a straight ?
- ****
- ChoccieBiccieWIMB: Penguin or Tunnocks Caramel Wafer (dark)?
- Koscielny to Eurosport "I feel good at Arsenal, if we have ambition to fight against the other teams
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- Romania vs Trinidad tonight....can't wait
- Oohh just had a great thought. Wouldn't it be great if ManU had to do the same with Rooney as City
- Would Rooney get to keep 100% of his commercial revenue at United?
- Firstly we need to get rid of this so and so is on 200K a week.
- What's up fellow gooners - any news on Rooney?
- This place is definitely worth a visit if you are anywhere near Albury
- Fair play league champions 2012/13 season :trophy:
- Somehow this doesn't seem the most effective of strategies, imo
- TapasWIMB: Wild Boar with raisisns in a Pedro Jiminez sauce
- Do we want Wayne Rooney at Arsenal?
- Tsonga hammering federer at the french open
- If it was 1970 you could f**k off to Vegas, order yourself a shrimp cocktail
- 3 new signings. odd choice of squad numbers though.
- Berni - in the entire sporting world, the favourite group of men to turn me gay
- You haven't lived until you've tried a 'Moons over my Hammy' at Denny's
- India beat Australia by 243 runs......in a one dayer! Aussies all out for 65
- Daniel Ortega used to hunt wild boar.
- And people were wondering why certain people have high post counts
- This Archvicar of Canningbury - Justin Welsby...didn't he used to be a sports presenter?
- Greek slag, nicked
- I'd like to see Rooney at Arsenal but would spend the whole season worrying he had passed his best
- Not signing Bale was a huge mistake! Wenger regrets....
- The most important thing this time is not the signings but who will take over Webb and Riley
- The Liverhoof 4 - 4 Arshavin game just been rerun on Slysports.
- Watching bare-knuckle fighting docu 'Knuckle' for free on Youtube. Powerful stuff
- Michu would be perfect, I think. No adjustment period>>
- Surround me with champions or I'm off, warns Koscielny.
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- 3 v. 1 Fab. go for it.
- Arsene's Wanger claims to represent all of Australia
- We back each other over here Chiefy
- we've signed somebody called mitrovic from partizan belgrade.
- Another beautiful day, gardening is perhaps the best option today
- Too much curry last night.
- Really? ... FFS...
- Top flight England U 21s at new low (BBC)
- Amazing how our players who have not had a great season all want to stay
- Personally I don't think that Wenger did make a huge mistake in not signing Bale.
- With the Jovetic deal off now and the Rooney one a non-starter - who is going to be our big marquee
- All you blasphemers are going to be cast into hell's fiery lakes of sulphur.
- We're being invaded by the Irish
- The things one finds on the interweb! What on earth is going on here?
- Talking of dirty money, I got given a tenner with a massive bloodstain on it the other day.
- Bet Bale's shooting and crossing would have been trained out of him if he did come here
- Why do the Chinese love to gamble so much?
- I'm glad I've bought LA a pint
- Guess which American actor, who gained renown as a main character in one of the iconic
- 100 quid fines for people who sit in the middle lane on the motorway
- Lunch Suggestions? Need something safe as only got over the ****s
- I see it's going to be one of those days with the moaners having their
- Tsonga knocks federer out in three sets
- Rooney issues come and get me plea to Arsenal
- Lions on course for a cricket score in Perth
- Speaking of Bayern, wd Uli Hoeness for this little zinger...
- Have you ever won any competitions? and what prizes did you win?
- Cook gone, stupid waste of a review
- Roberto Martinez confirmed as new everton manager
- PortableTelephoneWIMB: I have a pay-as-you-go vodaphone on which I sometimes get spam calls
- Old ******* wimb - sat at the hospital waiting for the wife...
- In case of interest, a Chips Keswick interview...
- Just a band tune help
- Competitions I have won. I won a video recorder from a tv guide.
- Spring panzanella salad with courgettes and bacon and a bottle of chilled Corona Right that's it I will re-design the New York Subway map
- Is there any good money to be made out there. For a job that is mundane, doesn't require
- So they're finally going to build a pub at a service station. Halle-bloody-lujah!
- Got back from holiday yesterday to discover the cat-sitter had bought one of those
- I think it's already fairly clear that City don't think for one second that FFP applies to them
- The last of my holiday mementoes - I give you: a sign in the communal area of our Berlin apartment
- iphonewimb - I have a recent issue with my phone in that it often doesn't tell me that I have
- There's something infinitely depressing about this.
- Crap Ideas I thought of to make money #1 Feel free to use them
- Barclaycard are withdrawing their Premiership credit card
- Just thought I'd say. GOT's last night
- Its official now, Arshavin, Squillaci and Denilson will leave end of the month
- GameofThronesWimb....
- Buttler 32 off 11 balls
- You know which signing would make me ecstatic? Mario Gomez! Incredible record, and wants to leave to
- ah! I see squillaci is ready for his next big challenge.
- I've no idea why Cowell is fixated with her?
- Giroud, Sagna, and Kos all on for France against Uruguay now...
- Skeleton Berg off to Fulham. Are we finally buying Schwarzer?
- famous(ish) old headlines - guess the story... "TOMMY GUNNER!"
- Listening to a lot of funk & soul recently, I cant put into words how great this tune is
- The new Eisfeld
- Did anyone watch The Call Centre on BBC Three? How can that have been real?
- Man City's players wages for last season £200m
- Here's what will happen: we'll make a couple of minor signings like the French boy and this
- Anyone not renewing their ST this time?
- Jonny Parr's a cult figure!
- Whilst other teams have some horrid fans. I have come to the conclusion that Arsenal
- Pennant released by Hughes at Stoke, :newsigningonthecheap:
- One from my personal collection. Hello Boys
- Es ist die offizielle Post Dinge in verschiedenen Sprachen thread.
- Classic
- Controversywimb. the loaning of season tickets shouldn't be allowed imo.
- I briefly saw that Call Centre thing last night. A welch man was walking a prospective female
- How many days of sunshine before talk of droughts and hosepipe bans will start?
- Saffas taking a right hammering from the Injuns
- Excited! Only one more sleep until The Stone Roses
- I pick up my new car this afternoon. I didn't get a BMW in the end.
- So Tom Sharpe has left us
- It is an almost statistical certainty that at least a couple of you on here have owned a rover
- Looks like that bet on Victor Periera has gone then
- Who is going to be the player that we're linked with all summer? We'll finally capture them in mid
- Bono has vowed to boycott toilets and bathroom facilities until everyone in the third world has...
- Cant see this being popular with the Stokies
- What Roids/HGH is Matt Damon on? He looks f**king huge
- My Excel has thrown up its hands in despair and left the building imo.
- I know that the #EverydaySexism Twitter feed isn't meant to be funny
- Last resort, I am going to send Celebs begging letters.
- AWIMB's - worst car you've ever owned? I have a feeling I'll win
- When it comes to shear beauty in the world of soap operas, the biscuit has to go to
- I know some people think differently, but there is absolutely no way
- I am going to reveal Arsene Wenger's address. I don't care of the concequences
- Wenger expected to sign a new deal
- So using my super-diagnostic skillz I found the thing causing the error.
- Awimb Mysteries. Why does this smilie not work properly?
- So much for "Wenger out" .
- WTF happens here...do they really take big decisions ??
- Sharapova looks very attractive today
- Yes Stephen. You get a bit sad sometimes. We get it. Now changez le f**king disque, s'il vous plait.
- Photo of Jr vegas posting his trivia on here.
- well done to assad today imo getting those alquaeda on the run , hope parliament gives him a minutes
- Photo of GSTB posting his links on here
- So I missed the Pulis sacking. That must have been a fun day on Awimb
- My god, Williams is giving Errani a pasting in the mixed singles
- mr c! 74.6 today and yes mr not sir , im against titles
- I might get one of these Nike Fuelband thingies. Get even more obsessive.
- What is a BGY?
- Que Sera
- just snapped my anfield 89 bottle opener
- Chinese may have a huge economy but at football they have mighty tiny cocks. Lost to
- Classic comedy skit I reckon y'all don't know about
- ISS-Wimb : Good overhead pass of the International Space Station from 23:33 this evening..
- Arsenal Ladies beginning to lose their dominance - sack Vic Akers.
- Whats the acceptable time in the washing machine, as in left in?
- Why can't our bench be as good as this?
- Will he...won't he...will he....won't he...
- Huge Marouane story to break tomorrow morning!!!!!
- heathache Avenue
- Fellani on his way
- GAZIDIS: "... we can do some things which would excite you."
- Will Chris Froome win the Tour de France?
- If anyone can be cooler than mine I'd be amazed
- Look like we going to be spending big this summer
- We could do a lot worse than ...
- Here's what you need as a bloke
- GOTwimb
- well it happened today
- So many ways to look at this statement
- Amongst all the hype here tonight one main ingredient is being overlooked
- whats crackin, honkeys?
- Ivan deserves a bow tonight:bow:
- The PROPHECY is Fulfilled: the Fourth 'fro Horseman of the Apocalypse is Upon Us
- With Fellaini, Rooney and Ashley Williams we can be a major force again.
- Q: In the past, Arsene Wenger has called the wage policy a "socialist wage structure."
- Stewart Robson on radio again, he doesn't trust Wenger on buying good players
- If the Fellani bid turns out to be true. I am quite pleased with this.
- Just had a bacon sandwich on rye and poppy seed bread. And I used streaky. It was awesome.
- Good thing is Rooney will sign for us ....out of revenge
- HBJRVAHBAMIMO
- Can people please stop talking about bacon sandwiches
- Its Official.
- When you go to the cafe. What items are on your breakfast plate?
- Bloke in my office has some coffee that can only be described as Cat **** Coffee
- Breakfasts on holiday Wake up to find only a selection of cold meats
- Awwwwwwww. I always said he was a true family man.
- Why is it, when you find yourself washing hands alongside a work colleague
- I hate toilet attendants so much I will just piss then f**k off
- A fairly reliable tweeter seems to think Rooney deal is on.......
- Good to see Compton finding some form for Somerset ahead of Ashes
- Bugger. Speeding fine through from France. ¤90
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- Talking of lavatory etiquette, what sort of animal thinks it acceptable to stroll up to a urinal and
- CrazyWayToDie-WIMB
- Common Purpose or Bilderberg?
- The quality of posting on this board is going down the toilet
- Winona Ryder
- My ****s f**ked Up
- Nadal has come out of the blocks quickly here. If this goes to 4 sets plus Ill back Novak.
- In the supermarket earlier, I was talking to the merry little crone behind me in the queue.
- If fellaini comes, and with Jack in for the long run, this means there is no Cesc in our future>>
- Doc Headgear publicised a brilliant study on british vs continental toilets a while back
- I like how the wikipedia article on "wc" has recorded sound
- We should sign Fellaini for his hair alone. We need hair like that on our players
- Speaking of lavatory etiquette wtf is this sign in work lav about ??
- I bloody love this story, especially the picture. An anteater in dungarees!!
- I give up. Football has gone mad. £30m for some 5 cap brazilian tit that
- How come when I go for a ****. and have no need to piss
- How long until AWIMB is datascraped by the evil eye of Obama?
- Yank toilets have far too much water in them.
- Warchest
- I have taken a liking to the Jorge recommendation lately
- :في,نجر هو أف,ضل :عناق:
- Interesting to hear Gazidis say we have kept money in reserve. So is this £70 million then part of
- All you sitpissers make me sad. You're basically selling your birthright as men for sloth and
- We might as well sign Paul Scholes for free. And make a sneaky bid for Giggs too.
- Do they still sell those awful padded toilet seats
- I consider it a gift to be able to use the urinals in between a crowd
- Heard from a very authoritative grapevine today that Vermaelen's problem may not be *ahem* sporting
- Toilet add-ons for sale
- NAyone got half way through preparing a meal that seemed like a good idea
- Anyone need any celeb contact details. I'll PM the first request only.
- Well I'm going to go for this as 'Most Depressing Awimb Post of 2013'
- Why does umpire Nigel Llong feel the need to spell his surname with a double L
- nadal broke back. back on serve. amazing match
- I don't know why women bother with this fake tan stuff. It's so obvious and it just makes
- nadal.
- Oh god a surprise party
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