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  1. Any historians know what Arsenals worst goal drought is? (6 replies)
  2. Opinions on the Villa keeper's technique Peter? hehe (4 replies)
  3. Only saw the last five minutes of the half but we looked a bit shambolic (17 replies)
  4. Ospina was arguably pur worst player in that second half (0 replies)
  5. One man team. hehe (2 replies)
  6. Did villa fans clap us off? (0 replies)
  7. Wenger out! (0 replies)
  8. Good to see Nic getting Ozils shirt (0 replies)
  9. best sidefoot ever hehe (1 replies)
  10. You have to feel for poor Debuchy, he won't ever get his place back now… Shrug (1 replies)
  11. f**kin stupid hopeless bald headed prick (5 replies)
  12. Walcott little bit shocking with time on the ball. (5 replies)
  13. Theo rusty? (2 replies)
  14. I even managed a slight smile from my suicidal depressive state (2 replies)
  15. Dreadful penalty hehe (0 replies)
  16. Wow! Clap (4 replies)
  17. Sell Theo. (0 replies)
  18. 3rd time lucky Smile Nod (0 replies)
  19. Ozil haters ****er (0 replies)
  20. Giroud is such a pussy (1 replies)
  21. Great ball from giroud. Perfect. (0 replies)
  22. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOspinaaaaaaa (1 replies)
  23. Villa are an absolute mess...wtf (2 replies)
  24. hahahahhahahahhahaha miserable scottish c**t ****er (4 replies)
  25. World-class assist from Ozil – Bergkampesque Bow (0 replies)
  26. Great goal that. And should've had another. (0 replies)
  27. He's at the zipper again Frown. The cameraman couldn't even watch it (0 replies)
  28. The worst ref in England anthony Taylor in charge today (0 replies)
  29. Where do people go these days to get live streams? (3 replies)
  30. Djokovic versus 'Jock-a-bitch' according to one radio comment. Roll eyes (1 replies)
  31. Yay geddin!!! (0 replies)
  32. Come on Andy, I am off to Highbury! (1 replies)
  33. Andy Murray spunks too many tap ins. (0 replies)
  34. hehe There's no point on letting it go to rust on the driveway, Clive... (1 replies)
  35. I know this isn't true 'Morgan Schneiderlin snubs Liverpool and Man Utd to AGREE stunning Arsenal (1 replies)
  36. Looks like the drugs are giving Djoko a shaky hand. ****er (3 replies)
  37. No club in the first 8 divisions in England has scored less than Aston Villa. (1 replies)
  38. japan needs f**king shooting for giving those cnuts legitimacy by talking to em (4 replies)
  39. Hardly anyone on here today. Where are all the nasty piss takers? (3 replies)
  40. :Sticky: Important Announcement. I have decided to leave awimb for good. (4 replies)
  41. Chelsea vs City = money vs money. (5 replies)
  42. So this is what it's like to be Wenger hehe > (11 replies)
  43. Everyone's gone to the moon. (3 replies)
  44. Bad results for the Arsenal. (1 replies)
  45. remy, willian, and bony all look very similar. :racist: (1 replies)
  46. Roy Keane involved in a road rage incident (3 replies)
  47. Soccer Saturday tossers (0 replies)
  48. Next up, Gunnersaurus...... Over to you : boogie : (1 replies)
  49. The webpage shows the Villa game is tomorrow and the TV schedules it on Sunday. Which is it? (6 replies)
  50. Eagles Wave (3 replies)
  51. Music (0 replies)
  52. I'll give Rolls Royce GBP500 for this car they are going to scrap... (0 replies)
  53. Kevin DeBruyne is excellent (4 replies)
  54. Mi casa (1 replies)
  55. Old skool pole - how happy are you generally in life? (20 replies)
  56. I'm wondering why a dislocated shouler injury would keep a player (Debuchy)out for so long. (3 replies)
  57. Herbert >>> (1 replies)
  58. "Arteta yet to agree a new deal". He should be grateful for whatever he's offered imo. Too expensive (4 replies)
  59. Gabriel Paulista does not speak English, but we have taught him the important words like 'offside' (3 replies)
  60. Brazil v Chile at Arsenal on Mar 29th, Gabriel v Alexis? I think I'll be there Nod (0 replies)
  61. This may provide us with some interesting incidents. (2 replies)
  62. The new fella makes Keown look like a fanny magnet. (19 replies)
  63. guns or knives? (37 replies)
  64. I've had a Beach Boys epiphany. How did I ever imagine The Beatles could hold (6 replies)
  65. Costa - only 3 matches ?? (11 replies)
  66. Pauline Quirke or Kathy Burke or a bloke? (2 replies)
  67. Boris hehe Clap What a legend that man is (0 replies)
  68. So it's been set up I have to go on a business trip to Vienna for a week in March Clound Nine (11 replies)
  69. Music Just about the best opening track on an album ever Music (41 replies)
  70. Wolfsburg are building a nice little team if they get Schurlle. But f**k me, how do (17 replies)
  71. Hummels to Manu trending now.. 37m... Yikes (6 replies)
  72. Ref on Sunday is Anthony Taylor. Same as last year. (2 replies)
  73. Alexis, Ox, Welbeck, Arteta, Jack, Debuchy all out but (35 replies)
  74. Quick point of order chaps...so we are ALL now rapists ? probably... (10 replies)
  75. No, Marriott Courtyard, I do not want to spend a weekend in one of your hotels, so please stop (6 replies)
  76. Classic Metro headline from our friend Jerzy Balaowski (3 replies)
  77. been watching a youtube vid of paulista vs real. stone cold clocked ronaldo. hehe (6 replies)
  78. Why are men so obsessed with anal sex? (16 replies)
  79. John Wick - 1hr 41 mins - lots of fighting and Lovejoy - good film (2 replies)
  80. Not many bigger sporting hated rivals than Istanbul v Olympiakos, can't wait for it to start (16 replies)
  81. Those looking for their next must have box set remember this: the sign says Apple Sauce (1 replies)
  82. BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea announce there will be no pre-match news conference tomorrow (2 replies)
  83. Lenny Henry is turning our grandchildren into ****s. (3 replies)
  84. Wenger is slowly building a tremendous team (5 replies)
  85. These Russian planes, were they trying to buy fresh fruit? (4 replies)
  86. Im a little concerned about the comments on Gabriel (4 replies)
  87. Snow in Berkshire snow (8 replies)
  88. Joe Campbell starts for Villareal now, lets see how hee performs - Spanis Cup 1/4 final (1 replies)
  89. Costa to contest the FA charge, why am I not surprised (4 replies)
  90. I've answered my own qustion about Paulista if you care to read the following. (1 replies)
  91. Interesting how none of you are curious what it was like being at Highbury watching matches, who was (12 replies)
  92. So how good is this Paulista dude? Will he take us to the top? (11 replies)
  93. BBC keep MotD football highlights at least until 18/19. (5 replies)
  94. I'm still not very comfortable with the popularity of the word "awesome" (6 replies)
  95. redgunamo - I feel your pain, comrade. (21 replies)
  96. Jorge - you Habsburg Hipster hehe (11 replies)
  97. Now that's what I call a Naan Bread (47 replies)
  98. RIP Dippy, you big beautiful ******* (3 replies)
  99. Sanchez has little bit hamstring strain Frown (20 replies)
  100. Sherlock (3 replies)
  101. Yay its snowing Smile (0 replies)
  102. Here is the ISIS Management to discuss this hostage transfer deadline approaching (6 replies)
  103. Anyone seen Gabriel play then? Any good, or fourth/fifth/League Cup choice? (47 replies)
  104. Watched "Blackhat" again last night. Marvellous stuff. (73 replies)
  105. yet another ufo! they really are coming..sorry Dismal..seems he may be right (1 replies)
  106. I've been thinking and we should sign Suarez and swap Walcott for Sterling (2 replies)
  107. I just had to use my AA Card to spread pate on bread Frown (7 replies)
  108. Interesting story doing the rounds in "fleet street" (28 replies)
  109. Having a car is becoming costly. Not from the actual car point of view (7 replies)
  110. The negotiations between ISIS and Jordan (not the slapper with big tits). "We want the pilot (14 replies)
  111. ANNOUNCEMENT: AWIMB CLOSED DUE TO SNOW (22 replies)
  112. It's official! (7 replies)
  113. Come on Andy, lost the 1st 7-6, just won the 2nd 6-0 Tennis (0 replies)
  114. Trying to work out whether this would lead to more or less injuries for our boys (4 replies)
  115. Rumours that Arsenal have agreed a fee of 12m with Newcastle for Cheick Tiote (9 replies)
  116. What a game on Sky Sports, Spanish Cup semi-final, 5 goals and not half-time yet (6 replies)
  117. That's a penalty. Vertonghen grabbed him round the throat. (5 replies)
  118. Do you know of any good packages for weekend break to Barcelona? (2 replies)
  119. (0 replies)
  120. Have we signed anyone else yet? (9 replies)
  121. campaignagainstchelsea.com hehe (0 replies)
  122. ******* MY DREAMS HAVE COME THROUGH AWIMB ********* (1 replies)
  123. wd Michelle Obama imo. (2 replies)
  124. That was some free kick (0 replies)
  125. Ha ha ha ha ha (1 replies)
  126. hehe 'Don't listen to Jamie Redknapp. He is obsessed with Chelsea and obsessed with me,' (0 replies)
  127. Try again, 1000 quid to spend on a comp'.. iMac or Not? If not, what?? (11 replies)
  128. In other faith news "Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu stadium to be renamed Abu Dhabi Bernabeau" (3 replies)
  129. so where's fvcking paulista already? I need that to be in the bank. (0 replies)
  130. Say hello to the new Ghostbusters cast Frown (18 replies)
  131. So Graham Poll believes it would have been an injustice if Liverpool had won (10 replies)
  132. Is this Floyd in disguise? (2 replies)
  133. When exactly did Maureen Lipman become the UK's go-to Jew on all matters anti-semitic? (22 replies)
  134. 12 oclock meeting with MD to keep track of things..moved to 1pm ( at 12.30 ) (4 replies)
  135. (0 replies)
  136. Right, I'll ask it again. Is it common for people in the 30s to get called up to the God Squard? (10 replies)
  137. Alright, apologies for my godly ramblings, flock (1 replies)
  138. Yikes Kill it again! Kill it again! (53 replies)
  139. Now Figo wants to stand against Blatter. Why don't all these drama queens get together behind one (4 replies)
  140. What did this Costa chap do then? (15 replies)
  141. ffs Arteta has been given a contract extension wtf is it with Wengers love of **** crocks imo (6 replies)
  142. Jorge Bow (9 replies)
  143. Well United fans will be happy not be playing on Friday night in the next round (2 replies)
  144. Good pub recommendations in the Richmond area please? (20 replies)
  145. Stuart Broad in bit of a prat shocker hehe #stay#classy (7 replies)
  146. Supermac's news post last night . . . (0 replies)
  147. Supermac. If you're about, thank you so much for the Tripadvisaargh link. (21 replies)
  148. Black people, brown people, coloured people, what's the big deal? Shrug (31 replies)
  149. I think I'd rather Spurs win the League cup than Chelsea. (2 replies)
  150. Brendan Rodgers about the chimp getting out last night..bit racist about Ballotelli imo (1 replies)
  151. we're 7th in world this week per bleacher. ahead: chels, juve, athletico, real, bryan, barca. (0 replies)
  152. Alan Barnfield, aged 44, was found ‘sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses’ hehe (2 replies)
  153. Now Joel's gone we're a leetle short up front, might we sign Chad Evans in an emergency? (5 replies)
  154. To the untrained eye this could look like George Osborne drinking a bottle of piss with his cock out (2 replies)
  155. Inherent Vice - there's another one. Good premise, amusing and intriguing set-up, but then you (9 replies)
  156. AWIMB hug for mr egg and dart? (16 replies)
  157. So what did Costa do then? (11 replies)
  158. How the feck did he miss that header? (3 replies)
  159. Just seen that Danny Murphy has said this on the Radio tonight hehe (2 replies)
  160. The only plus to come out of this is that Costa will be banned for at least 6 matches (9 replies)
  161. thank f*ck we didn't get balontelly (6 replies)
  162. What the f**k what that OTT celebration from Mourinho about? hehe (3 replies)
  163. Ther 's some **** in the Liverpool end with a joint scarf on. (4 replies)
  164. Haha f**k off Gerrard you prick. And if you scrape past Bolton Palace are (0 replies)
  165. Oh God..Chelsea winning anything makes me nauseous Frown (0 replies)
  166. Costa hehe (3 replies)
  167. greedy gerrard - although they are doing a great service to football by injuring chelski scum (0 replies)
  168. Can this go to pelanties? (7 replies)
  169. Bow Super Belgians Clound Nine (1 replies)
  170. both teams are f**king odious and tedious - although i pissed myself when fabregas clattered terry (0 replies)
  171. Excellent, Terry takes out Fabregas hehe (1 replies)
  172. Fabregas injured hehe (0 replies)
  173. Who do we want here? (7 replies)
  174. With a bit of luck this will turn into a right dirty game. p.s. Shame about bojan eh (2 replies)
  175. Does anyone listen to Trap/Crunk style hip hop beats? Check my new beat please >>> (4 replies)
  176. What a horrible person Costa is, will be a disgrace if he doesn't get a min of 3 matches ban (6 replies)
  177. Calm Down (1 replies)
  178. I'm not crazy. Just major depression, breavement loss and psychological trauma. (3 replies)
  179. Still no Gabriel announcement which means it has been called off (0 replies)
  180. My old man talked about this goal Petrovic scored for us. Did anyone of you lot see it? Free kick (6 replies)
  181. Is there any stream for the European youth league game? (3 replies)
  182. Transfer Deadline Day approaches... (5 replies)
  183. The only way to remember Auschwitz (2 replies)
  184. Has Flyd been on to deny the holocaust yet? (1 replies)
  185. Bloody hell, this holocaust stuff is a bit of a tough sell, isn't it? (87 replies)
  186. Letterboks hehe (8 replies)
  187. So there's some chap in Egypt who claims to have been on hunger strike for over a year. (34 replies)
  188. Afternoon. (8 replies)
  189. Clap Following the Cumberbatch incident, The Telegraph has done a handy guide to offensive terms (3 replies)
  190. Don't know quite where to start with this story Oh well (78 replies)
  191. I used to like Benedict Cumberbatch. Now I discover he's a RACIST MONSTER! (15 replies)
  192. Main reason why Ospina should be Arsenal's first choice goalkeeper.. (4 replies)
  193. J...where do you stand on ...Buddy ? (36 replies)
  194. Miliband issues challenge to Cameron "I'll be at those debates whether theres an empty chair or not" (27 replies)
  195. Reading about Snin's possible Stag do and Sir C's response things have certainly changed since mine (4 replies)
  196. Eat half a tortilla and a piri piri chicken both covered in tabasco (0 replies)
  197. The concierge at my new office insists on calling me 'sir' (60 replies)
  198. Stag do.. im happy to invite my 16 year old son as im 43 and its 2nd marriage (43 replies)
  199. So are we done for the tranny window then? (19 replies)
  200. I watched Sunday's MotD last night. (43 replies)
  201. the patriots have found a fall guy, a patsy, I see. a lowly equipment clerk. (8 replies)
  202. Boyhood is two and three quarter hours I'll never get back. Yawn (38 replies)
  203. Darren Fletcher on a free Rub chin (10 replies)
  204. :williams: I was going to watch that* on Friday, cried off and watched The Double instead (7 replies)
  205. What's the deal about underinflated footballs? Since both teams will be using them there is no (2 replies)
  206. Hey Boston Brian (5 replies)
  207. The Daily Mail has nipplephobia. It shows female "wardrobe malfunction" pics then pixelates the (1 replies)
  208. Petrol done. Up and down the North circular a few times I am still alive Clound Nine (4 replies)
  209. Greece hasn't been in the news so much since the battle of Marathon. (20 replies)
  210. Thank goodness we have some cash to spend, our youth team is ****tier than its ever been. (0 replies)
  211. STN6 spotted on the One Show hehe (3 replies)
  212. Farking 'ell - Not a good day for the Greeks. One of their F-16s crashes at Spanish NATO base (2 replies)
  213. Tough draws for Utd and Liverpool. (2 replies)
  214. We won't leave London for 5 weeks Smile (0 replies)
  215. That'll do nicely imo - Boro at home (3 replies)
  216. The One Show... The f**king One Show! (6 replies)
  217. Time to make myself look like a complete cund at the petrol station (4 replies)
  218. Oooh. Bishop consecration just got SEXY! Blow job (8 replies)
  219. Love Letters to Richard Dawkins hehe Clap NSFW (2 replies)
  220. Mexes sent off on Saturday - the one millionth red card since Wenger took over. (2 replies)
  221. I thought Gabriela would have signed by now, its off isn't it? Cry (2 replies)
  222. Talking of dismal, are you alright, old chap? You've gone a bit quiet. (67 replies)
  223. Because we are moving home on Friday and leaving behind our fridge and freezer, I am not allowed to (27 replies)
  224. Relationship Wimb, help needed (97 replies)
  225. Natural JusticeWIMB. (31 replies)
  226. Blimey, Mad Men's Jim Cutler is only Harry Hamlin of Perseus fame (1 replies)
  227. Chelsea seem quite eager to offload Andre Schurrle. Isn't he quite good? (23 replies)
  228. The good old days..... (0 replies)
  229. New Yoork is hunkering down for an apocalyptic snow storm...I want some feckin snow Frown (0 replies)
  230. I'm finding that being on Cocodamol I'm getting all constipated. Anyone recommend a good laxative? (6 replies)
  231. One again Ze Germans leading the way in football Bow > (0 replies)
  232. Gabriel Paulista has got his work permit Clound Nine (25 replies)
  233. Gabriel has got a bit of Keown about him...... (0 replies)
  234. I've found that the best laxative known to mankind is Shepherd Neame Master Brew (2 replies)
  235. Frown I have to write some design based word****ery for this proposal (3 replies)
  236. Should chickpeas have a laxative effect? (29 replies)
  237. I've got this horrible feeling in my water that we're going to draw Bradford away tonight . (7 replies)
  238. Chambers played yesterday? (7 replies)
  239. RIP Demis Roussos. First casualty of the commie takeover. (21 replies)
  240. I went to Stevenage on Saturday. Is there a secret part that I missed. (16 replies)
  241. 600 quid laptop budget - what's my best bet? (15 replies)
  242. Awimb message board gripes (2 replies)
  243. Meanwhile, down at White Hart Lane (3 replies)
  244. What size beds do you people have? (12 replies)
  245. Poor old Chesney. Drafted back into the team and the defence fannies about for BHA to score 2 goals (13 replies)
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  247. On my second week of 3 off after a foot op - anyone got any film recommendations? (58 replies)
  248. Remember when Tomas Rosicky first joined? I remember saying that he'd be better than Pires. (30 replies)
  249. Soooo...the Greeks have voted in a bunch of communists as the answer to their addiction to living (89 replies)
  250. Blimey. The flu really is rather different to a common cold, afteralll, isn't it (16 replies)