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You're right Billy. When Ramsey stinks he absolutely farts (0 replies)
Thank god Lamela is awful, else Spurs would be out of sight here (0 replies)
I know it's been said before, but the difference between good Ramsey and bad (0 replies)
Missed the first half. Got in for the 2nd half. We are struggling to get any control (7 replies)
Surely these c*nts will tire at some point. (1 replies)
Ozil sighting (1 replies)
I think SFC doesn't trust Feo to play in important games anymore. (3 replies)
Oh oh (0 replies)
Ospina parries back into play for the third time. So, so lucky (2 replies)
Strange substitution. (1 replies)
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65 minutes, **** all game, where are the changes? (1 replies)
Ref really taking the piss (1 replies)
Only so long you can play **** and not get punished (3 replies)
Owen Hargreaves is giddy at the prospect of Spurs winning this on my commentary (0 replies)
What the f**k is wrong with Ramsey these days ? (1 replies)
What an absolute f**king shambles we are. Pathetic. (0 replies)
There it is. We are going to get f**king hammered now unless we massively improve (1 replies)
f**k me, clear the f**king thing (0 replies)
Another very very soft yellow. This could cost us. (4 replies)
Red card on the way. The ref is on a f**king mission now (0 replies)
Get Welbeck off. (5 replies)
Feo for Welbz ASAP please (0 replies)
Commentators desperate for our goal to be offside. Really? (4 replies)
Well the ref is a f**king c**t but i am afraid we need to do a lot better (4 replies)
May I criticize Ospina? He seems to make a big deal out of standard saves... (10 replies)
Can someone tell bellerin to stop getting f**king sucked in all the time (2 replies)
**** half from us really. Still, we're winning and can't play any worse. (1 replies)
Been a while since I've been this desperate for an half time whistle (1 replies)
Reminds me of last seasons fixture. (0 replies)
Dear oh dear. Could we please stop giving the f**king ball away? (1 replies)
Mmm...they will score soon (1 replies)
WELLLBZ.....what pace!! Blew rose away there.... (3 replies)
i really do hate spurs (3 replies)
Other than creating that goal, Welbz seems to struggle a bit tbh (2 replies)
COME ON FFS!!! (0 replies)
Can we say something about that sublime finish please (2 replies)
David Attenborough narrates Arsenal (3 replies)
stream anyone ? (0 replies)
Ozil Gummage (0 replies)
Welbeck just murdered Danny Rose (0 replies)
I'm scared. Kane is going to tear Pear a new one sed Michael Owen. (0 replies)
Pat, ever tried playing along to this won. This fella seems to have nailed it. (10 replies)
Fingertip on that from Hugo Lloris (0 replies)
Red stockings (1 replies)
Our coach stuck in traffic and will be 15 mins late. WENGER OUT :baguette: (3 replies)
Scholes saying you want to play Cazorla off the front and not in midfield (0 replies)
BBC continuing to ram homosexuality down our throats. Ridiculous story speculating about homosexual (6 replies)
I take it that patch of land next to WHL seen from the helicopter shots is where they (0 replies)
Welbz in for Walcott Otherwise unchanged (3 replies)
Sky say "Sanchez faces late fitness test" (9 replies)
ALEXIS STARTS..... (0 replies)
Awimbtimetravlelshag: Olivia Neutron Bomb! (1 replies)
Headgear ... back? (1 replies)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you,the King: (0 replies)
Change Of Heart (0 replies)
GET IN!!!! (3 replies)
Dylan Hartley is a f**king retarded c**t. (2 replies)
Stick a pony in ya pocket (0 replies)
keep it up boyo's (0 replies)
I hate the bbc but thisAlba sit is briliant, The music alone ch 161 (0 replies)
My favoured team for tomorrow. (26 replies)
This Devon Cycling team is looking for more sponsors (0 replies)
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Horrible rumour doing the rounds that jacks Instagram of him training yesterday (4 replies)
Anyone watching Fortitude? (27 replies)
For a bit of amusement, open Google, type The ****hole and then click the maps tab in the results... (17 replies)
Interesting article on how crowded London is in Time Out (7 replies)
I've got to go for a dinner tomorrow. (9 replies)
See? What did I tell you about these f**king Icelandic ****s? (47 replies)
Nicholas Parsons is clearly enjoying the rare treat of being the butchest man in the room (19 replies)
I tell you what, they 2018 World Cup in Russia is shaping up to be fun (24 replies)
Business Story of the Day: Poundland to buy 99p Stores (13 replies)
So this 6 k run around the Emirates might be a fun thing to do. (12 replies)
Geordie Armstrong's testemonial looked a laugh (1 replies)
dismalswamp has me musing on the question of firearms. (26 replies)
Almost psycho head coshing moment averted... (31 replies)
Whilst I may have a comical car. It's rather nippy and quite excellent in the City. (9 replies)
What do we reckon with Alexis? Wenger saying he's injured but wants to play and (15 replies)
Hard not to laugh, really. (0 replies)
"Hero pilots died clutching joystick after steering plane through skyscrapers" (2 replies)
So this Kane chap has scored 0.71 goals per 90 mins, while Olly G has 0.92? (That must only be (2 replies)
One of the really interesting things about this Wilshere rebuttal is he's training in a Bain mask (4 replies)
Gosh. She really was somewhat toothsome, was she not? (9 replies)
I was disgusted to find out exactly where Glitter touched his victims. (68 replies)
Well said Jack (45 replies)
Britain's most hated cyclist... (8 replies)
Great that Coq's signed. Some Newsnow article on stats said he was ahead of Schneiderlen in 7 out (2 replies)
As Coq has signed a new deal, Be prepared for him now to be awful and most probably sent off (3 replies)
Have Chuba & Coq signed new deals all over the news but nothing on the arse (3 replies)
So everyone's favourite tennis player is getting married in a 5* hotel HE OWNS. (2 replies)
Coquelin has extended his contract until 2019 according to L'Equipe (6 replies)
Apple TV, disappointing. Can't run either BT Sport or Sky Go through it (1 replies)
David Hytner's combined XI (63 replies)
I guess I'd better ask for a refund for my Gary Glitter tickets now. (2 replies)
Liverpool fan left with unfortunate scarring after leg amputation (0 replies)
Alexis Sanchez ruled out of Tottenham vs Arsenal in derby blow for Arsene Wenger. (4 replies)
I quite like the fact that j's new computer arrived and he's just disappeared off the face of the (20 replies)
Alexis out for Sunday (96 replies)
Wenger Out! (2 replies)
Those wacky Buddhists (6 replies)
She's here and she's beautiful (25 replies)
'kinell...you know you're getting on a bit when even the players' mums are younger than you (0 replies)
Next season's kit revealed (5 replies)
Blimey, go to the gym for an hour and WW III breaks out between b and n (9 replies)
Things people harp on about how great they are but they are not that good really. (38 replies)
There's a lot of anger on here today. Let's talk about something uncontroversial and mollifying. (30 replies)
So on my journey through my back catalogue I found this, best album cover ever imo (5 replies)
Saved by the Bell reunion!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! (1 replies)
On a completely different subject, any car insurance experts here? (12 replies)
Gabriel may be the final piece in the jigsaw. With his purchase and the rise of Bellerin and (12 replies)
Blimey, Clark Carlisle. Now that's what you call putting your body on the line. (53 replies)
Have we heard from snin? I'm worried that his boiling oil at the dinner table thing may have gone (10 replies)
Watching my new Macbook Pro slowly make its way to me on order tracking (24 replies)
I’m generally a supporter of Wenger’s ‘concentrate on our own game, not the opposition’ philosophy, (10 replies)
Dortmund really are trying their hardest to relegated, lost again last night (101 replies)
Are you fannies really crying about Wilshere smoking Shisha? (5 replies)
Wilshere caught smoking again. (28 replies)
I was just reading about this bus Strike. (1 replies)
Why isn't Neville criticising Sturridge for passing the ball while looking the other way? (1 replies)
Liverpool (8 replies)
Poor Podolski, things not going his way at Inter (4 replies)
Corker of a goal. (0 replies)
Comedy defending from Dortmund again It's all looking rather grim for them (5 replies)
Monty, your modus operandi in debate, be it political, ethical or philosophical is to draw up a list (3 replies)
boston are you about? Edelman can add Tinder slore ring to his super bowl ring (1 replies)
Hold on to your *******(s), boys. It's getting nippy out there. (62 replies)
Some prick just came in the office wearing the new easy prick identification coat..canada goose (18 replies)
The cyclists are winning (16 replies)
Springsteen playing dublin twice this july (21 replies)
Even the Guardian readers are giving this one a right shoeing. (11 replies)
Oooh, Mark Rylance's face will be on again tonight. (20 replies)
tonight i'm doing.prawn tempura fondue :eating: (46 replies)
I've chucked La Toynbee out of my angry leftyorgy. In comes (37 replies)
Monty's, B's and A's posts below (26 replies)
Just a slap on the wrist for West Ham United and Sakho then. (4 replies)
WD the boy Squires again. Transfer Window: (14 replies)
sw - I think it's a little OTT to refer to an 'AWIMB touted title charge' (10 replies)
I don't understand why Wenger views Gabriel's not speaking English as a handicap in this league (1 replies)
Dr Headgear- I think I disagree with your claim that western culture cannot claim a moral highground (20 replies)
Yay! Something else isn't about Islam despite the fact that it clearly is. (48 replies)
Thanks b (0 replies)
In regard to LA's post below. Yes (1 replies)
Hung parliament? Minority government? Another election in July? (52 replies)
Unsung hero (11 replies)
Sorry, snin. I've only just picked up your hilarious assertion that Iran is more democratic (0 replies)
bloody hell lewis make your mind up man (0 replies)
While I entirely understand Jordan's motivations, it's hard not to feel that executing a failed (101 replies)
So, Spurs away this weekend then ? Just another fixture, or a measure of how far we've come (15 replies)
If you are the bloke who drove into Nic what's your excuse? (14 replies)
Almost as funny as watching Bayern at the moment (9 replies)
Day 4 of non smoking. I haven't caved in yet. (39 replies)
Just been involved in a bad car accident so I need your advice (46 replies)
the most exciting thing to happen in Belgium the last 40 years (1 replies)
Any of you do something like this after a tough loss?.... (1 replies)
Bayern are imploding. Might be a good time to play them in the quarter finals. (6 replies)
Van Gaal's Yanited: the blind leading the Blind. (1 replies)
Under the skin exactly catches Glasgow and modern Scotland. Last year's best film. (4 replies)
Oh Lordy. Poor Jordanian pilot chappy's got burned. (11 replies)
RIP Frank Borghi (1 replies)
Has anyone noticed how close we have crept to 2nd place? (4 replies)
Tim "Bodywarmer" Sherwood favourite for the Rs job (3 replies)
As LA pointed out earlier. (37 replies)
Capers in a fish pie, what say you? (45 replies)
So where does 'Appy 'Arry land next? He's running out of clubs (13 replies)
The most 'communityesque' of a place I ever lived was in Lisburn, County Antrim. (18 replies)
I see Adrian Durham is so mad he's spitting nails at Arsenal's turnaround (2 replies)
Worst defensive record in the league, haven't won since pre-Christmas, resigns post-transfer window. (18 replies)
Bloody BBC have lost the Open Golf to f**king Sky from 2017 (29 replies)
Berni - of course you're right about the bus, in that the incident happened a few minutes from where (26 replies)
Given how nondescript the January transfer window was, do we think that Jim White is sitting at home (84 replies)
Those who were familiar with Household's 'Rogue Male'. There's another 'Rogue Male' available, (4 replies)
What exactly is Murray's problem? He had a big chance to win his 3rd slam and f**ked up. (14 replies)
Traditional Biscuit Selection, selection headache (25 replies)
Apoligies if it's already been posted, but would someone be so kind as to explain what the (2 replies)
Arsenal starlet Akpom signs four-and-a-half year extension The Coq next please DilemmaWIMB. The road we've moved into is full of elderly couples, who have all clearly known each (43 replies)
I want eine Wurst im Semmel (20 replies)
Early contender for today's worst article (12 replies)
So a bus in Holborn tried to reconstruct the scene from Live and Let Die? (3 replies)
Transfer deadline night and this place is dead (10 replies)
Looks like we dodged a bullet with Zaha. He cost Man Utd 11m for 28 mins playing time (2 replies)
This team could well win the league next season. (43 replies)
Ooh, hello. BBC making passing references to the schurrle deal being worth 50 million in total (18 replies)
It appears transfer deadline day brings out the best in the complete (1 replies)
Got tickets for Monaco away via As Monaco and their hospitality setup (6 replies)
Will Diaby be fit in time for the Spurs game? (0 replies)
f**k dis **** (0 replies)
Before it fades from memory, big Per danced into the box and sent over a deft left foot chipped (3 replies)
how do chelsea do it ? (7 replies)
Oh FFS, this fat knacker is claiming to be a gooner (1 replies)
Anywon know when MOTD 2 is on iplayer please? (5 replies)
Monday Supper Club beckons. (0 replies)
Nice to see the Greek finance minister is treating his position with the gravity it deserves. (35 replies)
Andy Murray's glw. Discuss. (19 replies)
Nacho deserves more credit imo (46 replies)
Gordon Brown seems to want to give all our money to the scotch to make them vote Labour. (38 replies)
this popped up..come over all uneccesary..mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please... (2 replies)
Harry Kane is going to f**k us right up this weekend, isn't he? (22 replies)
Oh i get Monty91 now - he's the contrarian! (9 replies)
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Am I alone in feeling unfettered optimism? (25 replies)
You have to admire the Cup of Nations lads, don't you? Not for them the boring Geoff Stelling (11 replies)
Soooo the 50/1 to win the league and the 8/1 to finish 2nd (9 replies)
We can't really carry on with this embarrassment of riches in midfield , can we ? (49 replies)
Six Nations on Saturday (6 replies)
Chickpea chips, eh? Something to consider imo. (1 replies)
wtf with the Online Gooner?? (18 replies)
Villa's Sanchez put in quite the performance yesterday (3 replies)
So this is the kind of human filth who makes a Wenger Out banner (21 replies)
Reading have signed 33 year old Ayigbeni Yakubu (8 replies)
Cor, you can really tell Roma have been taken over by the Americans, can't you? (0 replies)
Has anyone called Kim Kallstrom yet? (1 replies)
Things must have changed. Nobody is even mentioning the deadline day. (35 replies)
I do enjoy eating chicken feet off the sunday roast (13 replies)
In view of the below thread, I feel inclined to remind people that we have won three meaningful (17 replies)
Oh nearly forgot, funny story. A couple of weeks ago I visited Burma (4 replies)
Of course it will all mean nothing if we lose next week (2 replies)
Affairs of State have interfered with my Easter plans. I will therefore be spending Holy Week (37 replies)
Young Hector's looking quite the prospect, isn't he ? (21 replies)
What did young Mesut say to Theo in that interview? (27 replies)
I haven't had a cigarette since Saturday night. What a tremendously good mood I am in. (9 replies)
Lot's of tippy tappy yesterday welcome back Arsene I did think (17 replies)
He just had to give the ball to Marshawn loooooooooooooooooool (0 replies)
You don't realise quite how much you're used to traffic noise until it's not there, do you? (16 replies)
Talk of Reus? Isn't he a glass-ankled midget no.10? (5 replies)
Only in America (10 replies)
probably on of the dullest deadline days in recent history.. (4 replies)
What a f**king end to the commercial bowl (10 replies)
I actually sat through a whole 4 f**king hour Stupor Bowl game. It would have been better if there (2 replies)
HELLO??? WHERE ARE THE ANTIS TONIGHT??? (19 replies)
Who doesn't start up front? Now all our attackers are fit (barring Welbz) who gets dropped next (23 replies)
Go patriots!..... (2 replies)
Deflatriots +1.5pts got a funny feeling Brady gets it done tonight (0 replies)
Matches like this always make me laugh when i think about the women wanting equal pay (2 replies)
We did well to win 5-0. According to the guardian villa dominated for long periods (8 replies)
it appears our winning formula is to give the opposition more of the ball and (1 replies)
That whole 'internal solutions' idea isn't working out too badly at the moment (11 replies)
Ozil's little flick for the first Probably the best assist of the season. (1 replies)
I guess today's match won't be available on Demand (8 replies)
Spurs Fan Left Red Faced With Hilariously Bad Arsenal Prediction (0 replies)
Ohhhhhh (2 replies)
First time we've scored 5 in a league game for over 2 years? (4 replies)
Has Ospina conceded a goal yet? (3 replies)
Wenger in !!! (0 replies)
David Payne is a shrewdie....very wise words (0 replies)
Coquelin covers the space Flamini points to (2 replies)
What a f**king goal that is. And akpom looks good as well (4 replies)
I want to suck you all off. Having a blinding day so far imo. (2 replies)
Ospina's the clear #1 now: calm, concentrated and gets the job done. (10 replies)