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- Already a dodgy offside (0 replies)
- streams ? (3 replies)
- Same team as last week. (Bar Chesney). Have we ever had an attacking team as this? Santi as the (4 replies)
- Come on, you yellows (0 replies)
- This is a list of all the people on here I reckon have a ***** smaller than 4.5 inches erect >>> (10 replies)
- Yo! Headgear! (1 replies)
- I've never been so lathered in all my life. What's the feeling on Mayweather vs Pacquiao chaps? (2 replies)
- After much research I have come to the conclusion that weather forecasters are glorified astrologers (3 replies)
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- Why is it that Audi drivers are such impatient and agressive drivers? (12 replies)
- Were the Beatles a racist band? They had no black members and John Lennon used the N word. (2 replies)
- Amazing how awimb ignores star_gooner and Ukraine (0 replies)
- Good Indy article on GG's back 4 and the lost art of defending. (9 replies)
- I saw the movie Birdman and found it to be quite enjoyable though a bit quirky. Any of you seen it? (9 replies)
- I wouldn't want to be the England batsman when those Afghan boys start lobbing stuff at them. (2 replies)
- Highway to hell (2 replies)
- Angry Dutchmen smashing up Rome. (3 replies)
- I've just cum.... (1 replies)
- Sorry sir c only just saw this.. I bet you do I've got the best sir c broke back Kent hill filum (0 replies)
- Bloody hell. 50 runs on 18 balls ..my mum gets the runs after 18 balls imo (0 replies)
- Talking about dick size... I went to my girlfriend's mother's house yesterday. Went toilet >>> (3 replies)
- What is the difference between Alexis Sanchez and an owl? (0 replies)
- Is it my imagination or do IT people hate web people with a passion? (63 replies)
- Podolski has played 6 games out of 10. 1 subs appearance, 3x subbed off. 0 goals. >>> (7 replies)
- #JeSuisRangers? (20 replies)
- Impressive stuff from the Mobility Scooter, here (2 replies)
- Any LNG experts on this board? (2 replies)
- Mourinho 'ashamed' of racist Chelsea fans - but perfectly happy to play John Terry. (24 replies)
- Charming footie related story (NSFCnnts) >>>> (3 replies)
- Good god daytime tele is boring. (3 replies)
- We've got real problems with Russia don't we? Mr Putin, like every (41 replies)
- Hello. Who wants to sort me a palace ticket? (1 replies)
- Poldi barely getting playing time at Inter. Have the Poldi bum lickers on here ever >>>> (14 replies)
- Sir C - are you really sure you want Valenti in your feminist orgy? (1 replies)
- Ah, I wondered why I was seeing a rise in this sort of nonsense (5 replies)
- So Tottenham can now go ahead and build their new stadium? (4 replies)
- Modd's back, Fast Eddie's back and Rich is still as f**kwitted as ever. AWIMB's looking up! (32 replies)
- Nacho and Santi playing a little back and forth #tekkers (2 replies)
- This is really worrying me now 'Eurozone ministers gather for make-or-break talks with Greece' (37 replies)
- Seems Stan Collymore has been removed from BT Sport for challenging & exposing Rangers FC bigotry . (25 replies)
- I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film (2 replies)
- Things which are better in the US than the UK. (47 replies)
- One of post but looks like gerrard had a roy keane mufc tv moment (7 replies)
- A bit more on the Telegraph / HSBC for you.... (9 replies)
- Boooo what bollox bobbie... What a ****e con (1 replies)
- WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH THIS USLESS CVNT OF A BOARD NOW!!!!! (4 replies)
- Beatles song. (0 replies)
- Any car accidents experts here? (16 replies)
- WD Firenze (0 replies)
- What's the last season we won twice at Old Toilet? (3 replies)
- Happy New Year to any chinamen out there, by the way. (19 replies)
- The Ox and Jackie are back (11 replies)
- So I have been enjoying filling my car with fuel of late. Every time I'm on the forecourt I am (44 replies)
- Figo's manifesto includes bringing back the old offside rule. The current one isn't actually (30 replies)
- I'm back. What did I miss? Minor brush with the law but they won't take me alive. (8 replies)
- Sir C as I was saying (52 replies)
- The really disappointing aspect of the Chelsea racist abuse.... (5 replies)
- if your wife says she doesn't love you anymore you leave,....Arsene .. (14 replies)
- This seems a bit harsh on the kid, given there is no evidence of him being involved (6 replies)
- Pundits and supporters have recently taken to bemoaning the loss of the traditional football (61 replies)
- letubewimb: So I'm on the underground train then this (19 replies)
- Just seen we're playing Utd on the Monday in the Cup. Good News. (11 replies)
- Love, love will tear us apart again... (0 replies)
- Football racists? How far from the ground has a racist got to be before the football bit is dropped? (11 replies)
- Interesting to see that this bloke is starting to look a bit less f**king cocky imo. (19 replies)
- Starting to rethink this who "Dinosaur" business (9 replies)
- :lightbulb: Think I've had another book idea (7 replies)
- He’s only a poor little y**o (1 replies)
- fecking TV (54 replies)
- That video of Chelsea fans on the train - looked to me like that they were just stopping (48 replies)
- Who was banging on about this Cavani bloke? I saw him for the first time last night. Ugly f**ker. (33 replies)
- LA, newspapers (49 replies)
- SW - re Lewandowski. Never thought he was a great fit at Bayern (15 replies)
- Please don’t think I’m interfering but A friend at swimming was talking about.. with a start of (0 replies)
- I still don't feel there's been enough consideration of Gerry Adams trampolining naked with his dog (33 replies)
- I should just like to clarfify that I have never really been a serial rapist. (15 replies)
- But can we do it on a wet Monday night at Old Trafford (20 replies)
- What up awimb. (9 replies)
- This article by Oborne on the goings on at the Telegraph is terrifically sad (37 replies)
- Paulo Dybala really is quite the talent, if we did lose Theo he'd be a great signing (18 replies)
- Murinho has one of the most expensive squads in world football and yet he complaints that he had to (12 replies)
- Stupid goal to concede at this level.....BLANC OUT (4 replies)
- CAVANIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii against a Mourinho defence too (1 replies)
- Ivanovic pops up with these important goals a lot it seems (1 replies)
- negative play from the russians 1 corner all game (3 replies)
- Every round in the cup should be seeded. Top two teams playing each other in the quarters is a joke (23 replies)
- Chelsea not even bothering to park the bus on the field anymore (0 replies)
- To win the FA Cup two years in a row will be some achievement. (2 replies)
- Who said New Cross lacked culture? (7 replies)
- More on PetWIMB: I took a Mickey to Aqua Splash on the weekend >>> (14 replies)
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- More on the pet theme #petbantz (0 replies)
- I've just seen Rooney's dive. (11 replies)
- Did anybody catch that Channel 4 'Documentary' on UKIP last night? (32 replies)
- The world has literally been turned on its head, Clive. The gayers are now (58 replies)
- Was the 40th anniversary of SNL seen on U.K. TV ? (2 replies)
- I happened to listen to XFM the other day for the first time in many years. (27 replies)
- Still can't believe Floyd got banned for disputing the accuracy of the number of people >>> (33 replies)
- bloke in market place..grey bobbletop beanie..yellow chopper bike..ginger mutton chops plus his 2 (3 replies)
- What's Deptford like? I have an opportunity to invest in a buy to let 1/2 bed apartment there. (17 replies)
- wd Sainsburys for even attempting it imo (17 replies)
- Anyone interested? (3 replies)
- Instant 'just add water' Porridge - a review (9 replies)
- I went for a long stroll around London's tourist areas. It seems people actually (46 replies)
- Any of you installed a dash cam. or use a go pro when you drive/use a bike? (7 replies)
- I assume even you Godless heathens will be preparing yourselves for Lent by using up (63 replies)
- In all seriousness, I'm genuinely pleased we got United away. I think we need these kinds of (29 replies)
- My colleague seems to think that a Labour/SNP coalition is a realistic proposition (15 replies)
- Talking about Football hipsters it's all going beardy at Dulwich Hamlet (17 replies)
- People are saying we never beat United, but even I remember a number of wins recently. (20 replies)
- :footballhipsterwimb: I'm off to 1860 v St Pauli at the weekend (39 replies)
- anyone hd a lower abdomen hernia ? i may be being paranoid/google self diag but roughly its either (51 replies)
- So what did everyone think of Santi playing the box to box role yesterday? (12 replies)
- Disappointingsoundswimb. Trying to start the car only to find the battery is dead. (37 replies)
- Damn, there goes the FA Cup. Arsene can't beat the Mancs to save his life. (20 replies)
- rooney, cheating little pimp. preston 4eva. (0 replies)
- Is it really impossible to eat healthily when you're poor? (44 replies)
- Can I briefly recommend 'Kingsman - the secret service' ? (14 replies)
- I knew we would get either Liverpool or Manure - its worse for them than us (0 replies)
- Forget the fa cup, where do you get your petrol? (3 replies)
- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (3 replies)
- Our form since 2007 at OT - LLLDLLLL (1 replies)
- Oh jesus christ, we're gonna win it without beating any decent teams again, aren't we. For shame (1 replies)
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- As long as we play like Preston, with our attacking prowess, we'll be fine. :) (4 replies)
- Poofs acting like it's -10, not the +5 it actually is. (0 replies)
- Away to Utd 😐 (14 replies)
- So. No trophy for Van Gaal. Brilliant. ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL! (1 replies)
- Not a fan of Gary's bumfluff. But I guess I can forgive him, as he's been trying for the last (0 replies)
- Come on Preston. (0 replies)
- Oh god, away to ManU :baghead: (2 replies)
- Oooh, that's not gone well for the lad there. Ouch. (10 replies)
- Anyone care to re arrange the words in this article headline ? (0 replies)
- Kinda Bueno is way too sweet for my liking (1 replies)
- Hang on, Why did that topic get locked exactly? (58 replies)
- Other films what I have seen recently, with Kermodean reviews. (19 replies)
- Wild is really quite good. Surprising, since it is a/ a chick flick and b/ Has Reece Witherspoon (2 replies)
- Sanpellegrino Limone e Menta really is a top quality drink (32 replies)
- How many points are typically required to win the league? I note that, with a couple of exceptions, (30 replies)
- I saw Four Weddings And A Funeral the other day. (20 replies)
- is there any way of bypassing that f**king progress bar thingy on the online box office (4 replies)
- I just got email from The times as they couldnt renew my subscription...I didnt know I was even (0 replies)
- wd the Kaiser Chiefs on Saturday night.... top tunes imo (13 replies)
- TOP 10 MOST-HATED BRANDS 1 UKIP 2 Conservatives 3 Marmite 4 Ryanair 5 Labour 6 LibDems 7 McDonalds (43 replies)
- Speaking of the Guardian, there was an article the other day in defence of menstrual sex (7 replies)
- So there I was, nursing a Sunday evening hangover while gazing blankly at the telly, when I find (76 replies)
- Is it me or are the adverts particularly invasive and egregious today? (8 replies)
- Bradford away in the draw please :rubshands: (22 replies)
- The thing i liked most about gabriel's debut was that he seemed to want to kick the **** out of (5 replies)
- I need 3 membership numbers for Newcastle away to add to a booking (1 replies)
- Sir C.. My short stop at Umschterdum was a bit hectic by I'm pleased to report that the Krasnapolsky (8 replies)
- Jason Roberts just doesn't fancy Arsenal (21 replies)
- So we're back to being flat-track bullies again (3 replies)
- welcome to arsenal, chioma ubogagu for the ladies. (0 replies)
- Surely this is another lot of tosh, isn't it? (17 replies)
- Farkin hell Bradford's pitch is a right mess, just like the 70's (1 replies)
- Really wish Curly was around for input into this one (5 replies)
- We must win the cup. We have to do it for Abou. (0 replies)
- You gotta love how the bbc cut to Gus Poyet for his interview.... (0 replies)
- Ozil's sister...would you? (8 replies)
- I love this competition for places! Szches, Gibbs, and Chambers all with excellent games. (4 replies)
- How was Mertesacker's replacement, Gabriel's, overall performance? (3 replies)
- The last Quality British midfield/forward player to represent Arsenal (7 replies)
- Albert's done well, remember seeing him at Barnet a few years ago in the pre season friendly. (0 replies)
- Good yellow. wd. Red card on the debut Koscielny style??? (1 replies)
- Woody Harrelson a gooner (0 replies)
- Patrick Bamford has appalling hair. (0 replies)
- I just don't see Theo on this team next season. Time for Gnabry to start getting a few runouts imo. (1 replies)
- chambers is useful in that he's not a midge. (0 replies)
- Lol, trying to show how their defense is poor they show a perfectly drilled unit running back as one (0 replies)
- Szczesny, Chambers, Gabriel, Koscielny, Gibbs, Flamini, Cazorla, Welbeck, Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud. (5 replies)
- getting too cocky already. dribbling out of 8-yd box. (0 replies)
- Ollie (1 replies)
- Giroud looks thinner than he has all season. Finally back to full fitness it appears (0 replies)
- f**k sake leigh.. now we will lose again ..also mid starting to get confident (2 replies)
- We have got to score first or we will be in deep sh*t. (0 replies)
- Adam Clayton at the bass of their midfield. (1 replies)
- Whose the captain today? (2 replies)
- Rhianna leaving Arsene's apartment this morning (5 replies)
- BT Sport making it all about Mourinho (1 replies)
- Predictions for the 'boro match. (13 replies)
- Floyd banned?! What a f**king joke. I didn't read what he said but I've seen (10 replies)
- is our gk martinez any good? didn't realize he was such a big fvcker. (1 replies)
- Floyd banned? Oh dear, I've always found him amusing and never doubted his fascist persona was a (7 replies)
- Surely I should have been banned 1st? - I strongly object (2 replies)
- Several dead at Copenhagen Free Speech event. Doc is in Copenhagen, right? (3 replies)
- R.I.P the 3 West Ham fans that died in a car crash on the way to their game vs West Brom yesterday. (10 replies)
- f**k quenelle free the floyd..what a load of *******s imo so it's ok to be anti muslim (14 replies)
- Well done, India! (1 replies)
- so this place has turned into a dictatorship ? (1 replies)
- Something to put a smile on your face after our inept performance at our neighbours down the road (0 replies)
- Please no Chambers at right back today, I am conviced he'll have a great future at Arsenal but (2 replies)
- OK folks, it's over and out for Floyd (51 replies)
- Banning Floyd... Yeah good one. The only guy here who is funny. (7 replies)
- I hope the exchange of postings I had with Floyd isn't the reason he has been banned. He didn't say (2 replies)
- regrets ? ive had a few (0 replies)
- Harsh red for the Stoke fella imo. Even if he plays for Stoke. (7 replies)
- we love you reading we do..oo oo oo trevor senior my old man said be an oxford (0 replies)
- Palace (3 replies)
- i love it that if borowimb came on here...f**k all about tomo..all floyd (0 replies)
- THis guy is spot on, no doubt Murinho has also given them a few tips on to beat us (0 replies)
- Back To The Future is a f**king brilliant film. You can take ya Godfathers and Deer Hunters and (10 replies)
- The excitement of the build up to the Boro match is almost at fever pitch, isn't it? (9 replies)
- Palace 1-0 up, Bueno is happy! (9 replies)
- Arsenal 2015 v Arsenal 2003 > (13 replies)
- Middlesbrough when playing there best are better than any premier league team (1 replies)
- While Sturridge was out he could have learnt a better goal celebration! ****! (3 replies)
- And then my next thought about previous Boro tilts is (1 replies)
- West Ham out, Stoke on the way... really hard to see beyond us and the Manc scum. (5 replies)
- Happy Valentines day, AWIMB. I you all (3 replies)
- When I think of 'Boro my first thought is always (0 replies)
- Who does AW think takes this comment seruously? (2 replies)
- Blimey, England in a spot of trouble, eh! (1 replies)
- New signing Paulista may be in Sunday's squad if he passes a pre-match English exam. (7 replies)
- Would be good to see Gabriel and Gnabry on Sunday. And to rest the 2 centre-halves. But won't be an (8 replies)
- I wish it wasthe 70;s (4 replies)
- Anyone up ? (2 replies)
- Dreaming (2 replies)
- Best opening line in a Guardian article evs. (58 replies)
- Nice to see Malinga go for 8.4 an over. wd the Kiwis. (1 replies)
- I call for an evening of silence in respect of the innocent Germans murdered in Dresden (10 replies)
- That new online matchday programme doodad is very smart, isn't it. (18 replies)
- I travelled on a bus yesterday. Unaided. It was the correct bus, and got (20 replies)
- Enfield isn't the best place to buy Valentine's Day presents in a hurry. (19 replies)
- How many footballer's names can you make out of these emojis? (36 replies)
- Thoughts on this....BBC's Greatest 1 Day side of all time..... (5 replies)
- Are we not going to have the traditional Valentine's Day debate, then? (24 replies)
- I do like this North Londoner's Map of Prejudices (18 replies)
- Cricket back in the 70s was so much cooler. Even one-day cricket. (13 replies)
- El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend (17 replies)
- I AM A CRICKETEER! There, I've said it. (9 replies)
- I like the idea of a young hipster redgunamo treading the boards of glamorous London's nightclubs (7 replies)
- RIP Steve Strange. He truly has faded to grey now. (13 replies)
- Well, that turned into a late one (17 replies)
- ooooooo It's Friday 13th (10 replies)
- Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc? (16 replies)
- The phrase 'New Patrick Vieira' is often overused but in this case it's apt (3 replies)
- Music video for my latest single. Tell me what you think >>>> (5 replies)
- No Bros fans in this evening then (5 replies)
- So the Dutch Govt docs on the MH17 crash were so heavily redacted that they don't seem to say (21 replies)
- Is there an age where the compulsion to have daily ****s dies down? (9 replies)
- The Nerves (3 replies)
- Looking for 2 tickets for Arsenal - Monaco on feb 25th (1 replies)
- Wenger hails bubbly Sanchez. Do the pubs carry this new drink? (0 replies)
- Prince Andrew promoted to vice-admiral on 55th birthday (1 replies)
- Get your rope, duct tape, cable ties, and squirty cream........ (4 replies)
- See how I've risen above berni's mum based provocation? Better man, yeah? (2 replies)
- Who is this spotlight grabber? & why does Aaron have a tatoo on his knee?? (38 replies)
- Is there a real danger of peace breaking out in Ukraine? (10 replies)
- Another hagiography on the f**king Invincibles set for release (46 replies)
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