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Charming footie related story (NSFCnnts) >>>> (3 replies)
Good god daytime tele is boring. (3 replies)
We've got real problems with Russia don't we? Mr Putin, like every (41 replies)
Hello. Who wants to sort me a palace ticket? (1 replies)
Poldi barely getting playing time at Inter. Have the Poldi bum lickers on here ever >>>> (14 replies)
Sir C - are you really sure you want Valenti in your feminist orgy? (1 replies)
Ah, I wondered why I was seeing a rise in this sort of nonsense (5 replies)
So Tottenham can now go ahead and build their new stadium? (4 replies)
Modd's back, Fast Eddie's back and Rich is still as f**kwitted as ever. AWIMB's looking up! (32 replies)
Nacho and Santi playing a little back and forth #tekkers (2 replies)
This is really worrying me now 'Eurozone ministers gather for make-or-break talks with Greece' (37 replies)
Seems Stan Collymore has been removed from BT Sport for challenging & exposing Rangers FC bigotry . (25 replies)
I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film (2 replies)
Things which are better in the US than the UK. (47 replies)
One of post but looks like gerrard had a roy keane mufc tv moment (7 replies)
A bit more on the Telegraph / HSBC for you.... (9 replies)
Boooo what bollox bobbie... What a ****e con (1 replies)
WHAT THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH THIS USLESS CVNT OF A BOARD NOW!!!!! (4 replies)
Beatles song. (0 replies)
Any car accidents experts here? (16 replies)
WD Firenze (0 replies)
What's the last season we won twice at Old Toilet? (3 replies)
Happy New Year to any chinamen out there, by the way. (19 replies)
The Ox and Jackie are back (11 replies)
So I have been enjoying filling my car with fuel of late. Every time I'm on the forecourt I am (44 replies)
Figo's manifesto includes bringing back the old offside rule. The current one isn't actually (30 replies)
I'm back. What did I miss? Minor brush with the law but they won't take me alive. (8 replies)
Sir C as I was saying (52 replies)
The really disappointing aspect of the Chelsea racist abuse.... (5 replies)
if your wife says she doesn't love you anymore you leave,....Arsene .. (14 replies)
This seems a bit harsh on the kid, given there is no evidence of him being involved (6 replies)
Pundits and supporters have recently taken to bemoaning the loss of the traditional football (61 replies)
letubewimb: So I'm on the underground train then this (19 replies)
Just seen we're playing Utd on the Monday in the Cup. Good News. (11 replies)
Love, love will tear us apart again... (0 replies)
Football racists? How far from the ground has a racist got to be before the football bit is dropped? (11 replies)
Interesting to see that this bloke is starting to look a bit less f**king cocky imo. (19 replies)
Starting to rethink this who "Dinosaur" business (9 replies)
:lightbulb: Think I've had another book idea (7 replies)
He’s only a poor little y**o (1 replies)
fecking TV (54 replies)
That video of Chelsea fans on the train - looked to me like that they were just stopping (48 replies)
Who was banging on about this Cavani bloke? I saw him for the first time last night. Ugly f**ker. (33 replies)
LA, newspapers (49 replies)
SW - re Lewandowski. Never thought he was a great fit at Bayern (15 replies)
Please don’t think I’m interfering but A friend at swimming was talking about.. with a start of (0 replies)
I still don't feel there's been enough consideration of Gerry Adams trampolining naked with his dog (33 replies)
I should just like to clarfify that I have never really been a serial rapist. (15 replies)
But can we do it on a wet Monday night at Old Trafford (20 replies)
What up awimb. (9 replies)
This article by Oborne on the goings on at the Telegraph is terrifically sad (37 replies)
Paulo Dybala really is quite the talent, if we did lose Theo he'd be a great signing (18 replies)
Murinho has one of the most expensive squads in world football and yet he complaints that he had to (12 replies)
Stupid goal to concede at this level.....BLANC OUT (4 replies)
CAVANIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii against a Mourinho defence too (1 replies)
Ivanovic pops up with these important goals a lot it seems (1 replies)
negative play from the russians 1 corner all game (3 replies)
Every round in the cup should be seeded. Top two teams playing each other in the quarters is a joke (23 replies)
Chelsea not even bothering to park the bus on the field anymore (0 replies)
To win the FA Cup two years in a row will be some achievement. (2 replies)
Who said New Cross lacked culture? (7 replies)
More on PetWIMB: I took a Mickey to Aqua Splash on the weekend >>> (14 replies)
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More on the pet theme #petbantz (0 replies)
I've just seen Rooney's dive. (11 replies)
Did anybody catch that Channel 4 'Documentary' on UKIP last night? (32 replies)
The world has literally been turned on its head, Clive. The gayers are now (58 replies)
Was the 40th anniversary of SNL seen on U.K. TV ? (2 replies)
I happened to listen to XFM the other day for the first time in many years. (27 replies)
Still can't believe Floyd got banned for disputing the accuracy of the number of people >>> (33 replies)
bloke in market place..grey bobbletop beanie..yellow chopper bike..ginger mutton chops plus his 2 (3 replies)
What's Deptford like? I have an opportunity to invest in a buy to let 1/2 bed apartment there. (17 replies)
wd Sainsburys for even attempting it imo (17 replies)
Anyone interested? (3 replies)
Instant 'just add water' Porridge - a review (9 replies)
I went for a long stroll around London's tourist areas. It seems people actually (46 replies)
Any of you installed a dash cam. or use a go pro when you drive/use a bike? (7 replies)
I assume even you Godless heathens will be preparing yourselves for Lent by using up (63 replies)
In all seriousness, I'm genuinely pleased we got United away. I think we need these kinds of (29 replies)
My colleague seems to think that a Labour/SNP coalition is a realistic proposition (15 replies)
Talking about Football hipsters it's all going beardy at Dulwich Hamlet (17 replies)
People are saying we never beat United, but even I remember a number of wins recently. (20 replies)
:footballhipsterwimb: I'm off to 1860 v St Pauli at the weekend (39 replies)
anyone hd a lower abdomen hernia ? i may be being paranoid/google self diag but roughly its either (51 replies)
So what did everyone think of Santi playing the box to box role yesterday? (12 replies)
Disappointingsoundswimb. Trying to start the car only to find the battery is dead. (37 replies)
Damn, there goes the FA Cup. Arsene can't beat the Mancs to save his life. (20 replies)
rooney, cheating little pimp. preston 4eva. (0 replies)
Is it really impossible to eat healthily when you're poor? (44 replies)
Can I briefly recommend 'Kingsman - the secret service' ? (14 replies)
I knew we would get either Liverpool or Manure - its worse for them than us (0 replies)
Forget the fa cup, where do you get your petrol? (3 replies)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (3 replies)
Our form since 2007 at OT - LLLDLLLL (1 replies)
Oh jesus christ, we're gonna win it without beating any decent teams again, aren't we. For shame (1 replies)
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As long as we play like Preston, with our attacking prowess, we'll be fine. :) (4 replies)
Poofs acting like it's -10, not the +5 it actually is. (0 replies)
Away to Utd 😐 (14 replies)
So. No trophy for Van Gaal. Brilliant. ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL! (1 replies)
Not a fan of Gary's bumfluff. But I guess I can forgive him, as he's been trying for the last (0 replies)
Come on Preston. (0 replies)
Oh god, away to ManU :baghead: (2 replies)
Oooh, that's not gone well for the lad there. Ouch. (10 replies)
Anyone care to re arrange the words in this article headline ? (0 replies)
Kinda Bueno is way too sweet for my liking (1 replies)
Hang on, Why did that topic get locked exactly? (58 replies)
Other films what I have seen recently, with Kermodean reviews. (19 replies)
Wild is really quite good. Surprising, since it is a/ a chick flick and b/ Has Reece Witherspoon (2 replies)
Sanpellegrino Limone e Menta really is a top quality drink (32 replies)
How many points are typically required to win the league? I note that, with a couple of exceptions, (30 replies)
I saw Four Weddings And A Funeral the other day. (20 replies)
is there any way of bypassing that f**king progress bar thingy on the online box office (4 replies)
I just got email from The times as they couldnt renew my subscription...I didnt know I was even (0 replies)
wd the Kaiser Chiefs on Saturday night.... top tunes imo (13 replies)
TOP 10 MOST-HATED BRANDS 1 UKIP 2 Conservatives 3 Marmite 4 Ryanair 5 Labour 6 LibDems 7 McDonalds (43 replies)
Speaking of the Guardian, there was an article the other day in defence of menstrual sex (7 replies)
So there I was, nursing a Sunday evening hangover while gazing blankly at the telly, when I find (76 replies)
Is it me or are the adverts particularly invasive and egregious today? (8 replies)
Bradford away in the draw please :rubshands: (22 replies)
The thing i liked most about gabriel's debut was that he seemed to want to kick the **** out of (5 replies)
I need 3 membership numbers for Newcastle away to add to a booking (1 replies)
Sir C.. My short stop at Umschterdum was a bit hectic by I'm pleased to report that the Krasnapolsky (8 replies)
Jason Roberts just doesn't fancy Arsenal (21 replies)
So we're back to being flat-track bullies again (3 replies)
welcome to arsenal, chioma ubogagu for the ladies. (0 replies)
Surely this is another lot of tosh, isn't it? (17 replies)
Farkin hell Bradford's pitch is a right mess, just like the 70's (1 replies)
Really wish Curly was around for input into this one (5 replies)
We must win the cup. We have to do it for Abou. (0 replies)
You gotta love how the bbc cut to Gus Poyet for his interview.... (0 replies)
Ozil's sister...would you? (8 replies)
I love this competition for places! Szches, Gibbs, and Chambers all with excellent games. (4 replies)
How was Mertesacker's replacement, Gabriel's, overall performance? (3 replies)
The last Quality British midfield/forward player to represent Arsenal (7 replies)
Albert's done well, remember seeing him at Barnet a few years ago in the pre season friendly. (0 replies)
Good yellow. wd. Red card on the debut Koscielny style??? (1 replies)
Woody Harrelson a gooner (0 replies)
Patrick Bamford has appalling hair. (0 replies)
I just don't see Theo on this team next season. Time for Gnabry to start getting a few runouts imo. (1 replies)
chambers is useful in that he's not a midge. (0 replies)
Lol, trying to show how their defense is poor they show a perfectly drilled unit running back as one (0 replies)
Szczesny, Chambers, Gabriel, Koscielny, Gibbs, Flamini, Cazorla, Welbeck, Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud. (5 replies)
getting too cocky already. dribbling out of 8-yd box. (0 replies)
Ollie (1 replies)
Giroud looks thinner than he has all season. Finally back to full fitness it appears (0 replies)
f**k sake leigh.. now we will lose again ..also mid starting to get confident (2 replies)
We have got to score first or we will be in deep sh*t. (0 replies)
Adam Clayton at the bass of their midfield. (1 replies)
Whose the captain today? (2 replies)
Rhianna leaving Arsene's apartment this morning (5 replies)
BT Sport making it all about Mourinho (1 replies)
Predictions for the 'boro match. (13 replies)
Floyd banned?! What a f**king joke. I didn't read what he said but I've seen (10 replies)
is our gk martinez any good? didn't realize he was such a big fvcker. (1 replies)
Floyd banned? Oh dear, I've always found him amusing and never doubted his fascist persona was a (7 replies)
Surely I should have been banned 1st? - I strongly object (2 replies)
Several dead at Copenhagen Free Speech event. Doc is in Copenhagen, right? (3 replies)
R.I.P the 3 West Ham fans that died in a car crash on the way to their game vs West Brom yesterday. (10 replies)
f**k quenelle free the floyd..what a load of *******s imo so it's ok to be anti muslim (14 replies)
Well done, India! (1 replies)
so this place has turned into a dictatorship ? (1 replies)
Something to put a smile on your face after our inept performance at our neighbours down the road (0 replies)
Please no Chambers at right back today, I am conviced he'll have a great future at Arsenal but (2 replies)
OK folks, it's over and out for Floyd (51 replies)
Banning Floyd... Yeah good one. The only guy here who is funny. (7 replies)
I hope the exchange of postings I had with Floyd isn't the reason he has been banned. He didn't say (2 replies)
regrets ? ive had a few (0 replies)
Harsh red for the Stoke fella imo. Even if he plays for Stoke. (7 replies)
we love you reading we do..oo oo oo trevor senior my old man said be an oxford (0 replies)
Palace (3 replies)
i love it that if borowimb came on here...f**k all about tomo..all floyd (0 replies)
THis guy is spot on, no doubt Murinho has also given them a few tips on to beat us (0 replies)
Back To The Future is a f**king brilliant film. You can take ya Godfathers and Deer Hunters and (10 replies)
The excitement of the build up to the Boro match is almost at fever pitch, isn't it? (9 replies)
Palace 1-0 up, Bueno is happy! (9 replies)
Arsenal 2015 v Arsenal 2003 > (13 replies)
Middlesbrough when playing there best are better than any premier league team (1 replies)
While Sturridge was out he could have learnt a better goal celebration! ****! (3 replies)
And then my next thought about previous Boro tilts is (1 replies)
West Ham out, Stoke on the way... really hard to see beyond us and the Manc scum. (5 replies)
Happy Valentines day, AWIMB. I you all (3 replies)
When I think of 'Boro my first thought is always (0 replies)
Who does AW think takes this comment seruously? (2 replies)
Blimey, England in a spot of trouble, eh! (1 replies)
New signing Paulista may be in Sunday's squad if he passes a pre-match English exam. (7 replies)
Would be good to see Gabriel and Gnabry on Sunday. And to rest the 2 centre-halves. But won't be an (8 replies)
I wish it wasthe 70;s (4 replies)
Anyone up ? (2 replies)
Dreaming (2 replies)
Best opening line in a Guardian article evs. (58 replies)
Nice to see Malinga go for 8.4 an over. wd the Kiwis. (1 replies)
I call for an evening of silence in respect of the innocent Germans murdered in Dresden (10 replies)
That new online matchday programme doodad is very smart, isn't it. (18 replies)
I travelled on a bus yesterday. Unaided. It was the correct bus, and got (20 replies)
Enfield isn't the best place to buy Valentine's Day presents in a hurry. (19 replies)
How many footballer's names can you make out of these emojis? (36 replies)
Thoughts on this....BBC's Greatest 1 Day side of all time..... (5 replies)
Are we not going to have the traditional Valentine's Day debate, then? (24 replies)
I do like this North Londoner's Map of Prejudices (18 replies)
Cricket back in the 70s was so much cooler. Even one-day cricket. (13 replies)
El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend (17 replies)
I AM A CRICKETEER! There, I've said it. (9 replies)
I like the idea of a young hipster redgunamo treading the boards of glamorous London's nightclubs (7 replies)
RIP Steve Strange. He truly has faded to grey now. (13 replies)
Well, that turned into a late one (17 replies)
ooooooo It's Friday 13th (10 replies)
Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc? (16 replies)
The phrase 'New Patrick Vieira' is often overused but in this case it's apt (3 replies)
Music video for my latest single. Tell me what you think >>>> (5 replies)
No Bros fans in this evening then (5 replies)
So the Dutch Govt docs on the MH17 crash were so heavily redacted that they don't seem to say (21 replies)
Is there an age where the compulsion to have daily ****s dies down? (9 replies)
The Nerves (3 replies)
Looking for 2 tickets for Arsenal - Monaco on feb 25th (1 replies)
Wenger hails bubbly Sanchez. Do the pubs carry this new drink? (0 replies)
Prince Andrew promoted to vice-admiral on 55th birthday (1 replies)
Get your rope, duct tape, cable ties, and squirty cream........ (4 replies)
See how I've risen above berni's mum based provocation? Better man, yeah? (2 replies)
Who is this spotlight grabber? & why does Aaron have a tatoo on his knee?? (38 replies)
Is there a real danger of peace breaking out in Ukraine? (10 replies)
Another hagiography on the f**king Invincibles set for release (46 replies)
I might buy this just to read on the ubahn (25 replies)
A good day for my erstwhile workmate, Duncan (10 replies)
DrivingtomainlandEuropewimb. I understand some of you do so. It seems quite interesting to (38 replies)
Speaking of Italy, how the hell has the whole 'ice-cream sandwich' idea not spread across the globe? (18 replies)
Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade (14 replies)
This new tv deal will make English clubs the wealthiest in the world. Madrid and Barcelona are on (5 replies)
i hate those manc c**ts we have got to beat them at OT - we have to get those 3 points back (12 replies)
Andy Carroll crocked agin I see...we're playing the hammers soon, are we not? (4 replies)
Michael Owen criticises Theo for not being a good finisher, I think 7 in 7 is pretty good imo (6 replies)
The Pope says not having children is a selfish decision. How many does he have then? (5 replies)
God I hate you football....you're a cvnt. Whenever I see the unspeakable Maureen-eeoh celebrate my (8 replies)
My Nostradamus went to plan. Only result in our favour was Soton v West Ham (4 replies)
Bloody chelsea, get a player sent off when Ivanovic should have got one, 1-0 (4 replies)
ManU look like the away team here. Smalling is Cyganning it with a brace, though. (6 replies)
Any chance of Podoski playing anytime or has he been officially released? (2 replies)
Paul Lambert is sacked. About ****ing time. (3 replies)
Soton v West Ham our best chance for a result tonight (5 replies)
Watching Thierry Henry on 'Football's Greatest' is emotional (9 replies)
Sweden will be the first European nation to fall under Sharia law and Islamic rule (7 replies)
What c**ts decided to let Romania in the EU? Absolutely sick of f**king Roma beggars. There's (113 replies)
I wonder how far Dr Moshe has his arm up snin's arse right now? (19 replies)
Happy 30th Birthday. (2 replies)
Seems like modd has got into the fraud game. (2 replies)
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So I watched the first two episodes of Better Call Saul last night. Good stuff imo. (30 replies)
Premier League wage cap? Wo knew? (1 replies)
neg.. 42 hr 😊 bp 118/75 ..god im healthy 😊 (4 replies)
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