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- Come on Arsenal!!!! (0 replies)
- We must get at least a replay now, surely?! (2 replies)
- Monreal has been excellent (1 replies)
- Enjoying 5Live commentary . (0 replies)
- About f**king time that clown haired c**t recieved a card. (3 replies)
- I fear the enforced Bellerin substitution will cost us (0 replies)
- That was a diabolical dive from Young. Proper starfish. I hope a bird ****s in his mouth again. (2 replies)
- HE f**kING CELEBRATES
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- Great game. (0 replies)
- Well played Wenger (0 replies)
- Bellerin oh my days.....could've gone there (0 replies)
- Well played ref (0 replies)
- If Welbz was gonna score it was always gonna be like that. Good fighting and quick thinking, but (0 replies)
- #Carltondance (0 replies)
- Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (0 replies)
- It wasn't even Phil Jones who f**ked that up (0 replies)
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quickly put a bet on for United to score in the next 6 mins (0 replies)
- Would've put Giroud on personally. Walcott will be sold in the summer also.... (6 replies)
- Why can't Schezenzeny kick any more? Grow a pair! (0 replies)
- How the f**k has Fellaini not been booked? (0 replies)
- Fellaini is a dirty *******. Tried to de-cock the Coq (1 replies)
- Here we go. LVG has screwed up now. (0 replies)
- He knows it's gone. (3 replies)
- Tactical mongoloidism from SFC there? Anyway, Shad out! (0 replies)
- 2-3 weeks. (0 replies)
- Subs before 70 mins how strange (0 replies)
- Well I think we've done well
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- Looks like van Gaal didn't like how open the first half was judging by those subs (0 replies)
- For the record Gibbs would not have scored that nacho chance. (1 replies)
- Phil Jones. Our best chance in years here (0 replies)
- Got 5Live stream on now, hope there's decent synchronicity
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- Can they now show the match where Giggs missed the open net (2 replies)
- Defending on that goal was shocking. (1 replies)
- Ozil has been reasonable today. I note that the commentators wanted to have a go at him but he's not (2 replies)
- Giroud would make the difference.
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- This game seems to be about who has the ****est defence (1 replies)
- Gabriel timed his injury real well. (0 replies)
- Best Utd have played for ages (7 replies)
- Nacho defending on his own - defending is poor - Welbeck is very poor tonight (4 replies)
- Le Coq has been the star player for me in this first half (0 replies)
- Penalty surely (3 replies)
- As I was saying, c**t ref. (1 replies)
- Come on Ozil, Stop tripping over your own f**king feet for a change
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- They're both as pisspoor as each other on recent form (0 replies)
- Free f**king header for Rooney courtesy of mertesacker and koscielny again (0 replies)
- If it was a burger flying at him Chesney would've saved it.... (1 replies)
- What sort of defending was that? (3 replies)
- Quite an exciting game. (0 replies)
- Why does Rooney always f**king score?! (0 replies)
- FFS...... what the f**k! (0 replies)
- c**t (0 replies)
- Nacho is having a good game (0 replies)
- We are still gonna win (0 replies)
- Monorail. (1 replies)
- What a f**kin goal!!! (2 replies)
- First goal scorer backers SEETHING,....fkin Nacho
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- one nil. to the mon o rail. (0 replies)
- f**k me. Class all round. (0 replies)
- Vancouver you beauty (0 replies)
- f**king brilliant (0 replies)
- c**t ref. If Bellerin gets a yellow Rojo should've got one. (0 replies)
- his nose is busted again! (2 replies)
- PorkChop, Bellerin, Per, Kos, Toronto, Coq, SantiClause, Ox, Nemo, Alexis, uncle Phil (6 replies)
- Why's Olly been dropped and why's TR7 not even on the bench? :sulk: (3 replies)
- Why do they keep (0 replies)
- So, what do we think of Villa’s pitch invasion? (14 replies)
- Lets f**king have these c**ts.
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- Hendon, Rico et al.... (2 replies)
- So, I see we're no nearer getting this Chrome issue sorted. Might help if there was someone with pc (1 replies)
- Giroud axed...Welbeck the lone striker.... (2 replies)
- I never seen such reverse psychology on here (2 replies)
- Sky have started showing that Giggs goal from the archives for tonights pre match build up (9 replies)
- So.... AWs interview with Keown for Football focus (20 replies)
- Hey Monts! How was Derbyshire? (1 replies)
- Genuinely hard to work out how Miliband et al didn't see this sort of thing coming really? (37 replies)
- ELLEN DEGENES IS GAY AND SHE'S MARRIED TO PORTIA DE ROSSI! (19 replies)
- Hand-sniffing? What's this now? Who the f**k does this? (13 replies)
- This is definitely the winner of the "Awimber with the longest forehead" award
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- Jorge, I would like to thank you for guiding me towards some excellent comedians. (18 replies)
- I went to an Afghan restaurant last night (22 replies)
- Koln's Nigerian striker, Ujah, apologises for trying to f**k goat mascot during celebration (2 replies)
- I am about to consult with an online medium. (23 replies)
- So the cricket would seem to indicate that today is the day for the sporting underdog. (3 replies)
- Should England be stripped of test status? (5 replies)
- Hodgson OUT! (0 replies)
- Desperate (0 replies)
- Last night I dreamt that James Corden and I were swimming across the Thames from the South Bank to (22 replies)
- Wicket! (0 replies)
- Butter fingers (0 replies)
- Bangledesh choking here (0 replies)
- Paloma Faith is taking Owen Jones on tour to persuade potential UKIP voters to change their minds. (2 replies)
- GAME SET MATCH.... (21 replies)
- LA, glad you're about, I have a question about the DFB pokal (16 replies)
- 31 from 18 with 2 left is still reasonable. (2 replies)
- Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... (0 replies)
- This is nice
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- Oooh. Here's a cheery diversion for a Monday morning. (15 replies)
- One of post, not looking forward to tonight (0 replies)
- I awoke this morning with a tremendous sense of foreboding. Tonight isn't going to be very enjoyable (23 replies)
- f**k off Morgan you Irish c**t. (1 replies)
- One of post but for me cup between us and united (16 replies)
- This match is nicely poised (0 replies)
- We're going to lose to those c*nts tomorrow, aren't we?
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- today I sing of the humble fishstick. :imaginemesinging: (7 replies)
- Thought I was going to have to choose between Victoria Coren and Kate Quilton Monday evening. As in (0 replies)
- Great. Just realised the Schneiderlin stats posted blank. Must be pound signs..... (7 replies)
- A replay at Blackburn, Skrtel injured and a yellow for Can. Couldn't realistically have expected (2 replies)
- Also, I can't believe that not one Times reader liked my comment about the election debates..... (3 replies)
- I know everyone loves Schneiderlin, but Coq does have much better stats..... (1 replies)
- Dead board. (1 replies)
- justice for jeff.. (4 replies)
- the rug muncher with her partner who won all the adverts was quite sweet imo (2 replies)
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmm crack
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- Just saw the games J Evans will miss - and the run in for ManU (8 replies)
- Yesterday was Scholes, today is Garry Neville so who next to criticise Ozil? (6 replies)
- Arsenal v Liverpool final and the entire media will want them to win it for Stevie rather than us (3 replies)
- Nightshift long gone. Is weekendnimb going the same way? (0 replies)
- How much of a battering would this kid get in England? (15 replies)
- Zim might run this score down :o (0 replies)
- Movie reviews, please. (26 replies)
- Vegetarian cheese. (30 replies)
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Take it off the rack if its wack put it back (0 replies)
- Here's a list of all Awimber's who will suck Fred Killah's cock >>> (1 replies)
- See Those Eyes (0 replies)
- What a great Davis Cup tennis match currently on BBC 2, I know
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- somebody should write a play with diaby as one of the main characters. (2 replies)
- Suck my cock (2 replies)
- Are people not wise to Halfords over priced con men tactics? (30 replies)
- You have to think Harrison Ford is taking this Indiana Jones/Han Solo stuff a bit too far (57 replies)
- So, should we go with #Welbz or Theo up at Old Trafford? (58 replies)
- I now know three people standing for the Greens (0 replies)
- 6 matches ban for spitting, 3 for a leg breaking tackle, doesn't seem right to me! (21 replies)
- It's still gold and white imo. (0 replies)
- So. A chap dies and leaves a widow and several children. Now, a year or so down the line, the widow (45 replies)
- If the Windies can break these two (1 replies)
- Seriously, though, what is that on Nicola Sturgeon's head? (58 replies)
- Scholes: Ozil picked the easy option with Arsenal because they'll never win the league (27 replies)
- best scotsmen. I'll start: mccleod from highlander. "that sensation you feel is the quickening." (30 replies)
- Tony Gale 'Wenger treating the FA Cup with contempt in previous seasons' (2 replies)
- When Martin met Mo (1 replies)
- This is a bloody good fifteen minutes from Jim Jeffries (2 replies)
- anyone know any good hotels in sicily ? end may - early june with the new missus (15 replies)
- No I ain't a coke head... but in retrospect, I was doing more lines than a f*cking etch a sketch. (4 replies)
- The touts and scalpers have really taken a stranglehold on the theatre. No tickets for any (23 replies)
- Conclusive evidence that Ozil is a lazy cnut! (4 replies)
- I assume the general consensus is that the FA Cup final will include 2 out of us, Manu and scousers? (1 replies)
- I am spending the weekend in Derbyshire. Should I expect disappointment? (39 replies)
- Roy Keane to be prosecuted for road rage attack or for joining ISIS
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- Sir C. Your trip to Rwanda's looking up. (41 replies)
- So, we've broken our new defender already. :drneg: #shadout (41 replies)
- A breaking story today, Diaby won't be offered a new contract. (8 replies)
- Monreal or Gibbs? (56 replies)
- Just watching the highlights. Alexis was a bit shooty wasn't he (64 replies)
- Fair enough we can't trust Investment bankers not to fix things, but the BoE!!! (1 replies)
- Who remembers Ricky the Gooner? (6 replies)
- An Asian chap last night told me that I 'look like a racist'. (33 replies)
- I tell you what this place has really gone tits up with all the adds...But (4 replies)
- I know an anal bleacher. Gayer, obviously. It's a gay thing. (12 replies)
- I simply must stop drinking on schoolnights, (41 replies)
- If you look at the fixtures left, it's difficult to see Manu getting into the top 4 (3 replies)
- FF to 2m 20s
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- England vs Bangladesh can't see another World Cup upset here (1 replies)
- Evans and Cisse will get a minimum 6 games ban if charged and found guilty for spitting (11 replies)
- So who played well last night? And more importantly, (14 replies)
- Wd this teacher top your mumming imo (12 replies)
- Alexis interview (3 replies)
- Jesus wept, how did ManU and spurs win last night? (11 replies)
- So. We won. Away. Again. (14 replies)
- Better Call Saul. I'm actually starting to think I like it better than Breaking Bad. (5 replies)
- Does Gibbsy get an assist for his chest down to Alexis for the 2nd? If so, he's the new Ozil - both (1 replies)
- Gabriel out for 3 weeks :baghead: (8 replies)
- Any news on why Szczesny wasn't in tonight's squad? (1 replies)
- The Coq and Bel were superb tonight! (7 replies)
- Terrible pitch, terrible hair from ramsey but a good win (1 replies)
- I'm guessing the bookies lost loads tonight... (10 replies)
- Utter **** defending again - ****ers (1 replies)
- I suppose it wouldn't really be a London derby, if it wasn't all a bit nervy at the end (0 replies)
- Gabriel didn't last long. Where does Wenger get these fragile players?
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- 4 minutes seems very generous (1 replies)
- Thought it was all going a bit too smoothly there. (1 replies)
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- Poor Zorro needs a goal (0 replies)
- Oh WD Giroud. That was like a proper poacher's goal wasn't it? (1 replies)
- Super from Alexis! 0-2. (0 replies)
- Poor Sanchez needs a goal (2 replies)
- As I say that (0 replies)
- This QPR team is like a time capsule of beefy PL washed up players from yesteryear (1 replies)
- Decent stream if anyone still struggling > (0 replies)
- Lord 25 minutes to hold on with Turtlesacker at the back.......please get a 2nd (0 replies)
- Do people switch off their steams at half time? As it runs smooth as anything during halftime (9 replies)
- What happened to Gabriel? My stream must've been stuck behind a pillar (3 replies)
- The old mans up off the bench and doing that double fist shake (0 replies)
- Who is that c**t co-commentator on NBC? (0 replies)
- Great goal, Ollie! Perfect counter attack. (0 replies)
- Girouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (0 replies)
- f**king gibbs ...... oh (0 replies)
- At least we have a super hero in our team. Yahoooooo! (0 replies)
- All the doom and gloom. I turned on the 2nd half and we look pretty tasty. That was a clear penalty (1 replies)
- Another goal and our 96th year in the top flight is guaranteed! (0 replies)
- The Clash songs before the kick off were the only entertainment so far... (0 replies)
- I still don't understand why Gibbs was brought back so suddenly when Monreal was probably having (8 replies)
- I always try to tell people Ozil is brilliant. (0 replies)
- Terrible pitch, terrible half of football. Ospina makes me very unhappy (3 replies)
- FFS get Ramsey and Walcott on to break this deadlock we are experiencing tonight
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- Let's all use OTT adjectives to exaggerate that first half performance: Embarrassing, disgraceful, (1 replies)
- I didn't know Major Grant from Die Hard 2 was the QPR Manager (0 replies)
- Great we're stuck with Snailersacker now. (0 replies)
- Worst half of footie from us in ages. (6 replies)
- Weird game so far. (4 replies)
- I've said enough about Ozil recently but just so we're clear.. (0 replies)
- Anyone got a stream? (3 replies)
- Le Masque (0 replies)
- Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Gibbs, Coquelin, Cazorla, Rosicky, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud (2 replies)
- One of post but just had filling redone and need advice (18 replies)
- Great to see that nasty litle c**t Barton is suspended for tonight's game.
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- List of all Awimbers who have fake female profiles on Facebook so they can get men to send cock pics (18 replies)
- >>>&g (0 replies)
- Bugger (9 replies)
- These ISIS chaps are pretty ****e at organising bungee jumping imo they should have licence revoked (65 replies)
- LA - another example of England's mind-numbingly defensive approach to ODIs
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- so....... I made some 'amuse bouche' for the bosses meeting (0 replies)
- The perfect present for Steve Williams or Sir Charlie (10 replies)
- Is any result other than a win possible tonight? (30 replies)
- I see Ramsay is back in the squad. Missed him badly agin Monaco & spuds (36 replies)
- Interesting stat this morning, blaming Ozils reintroduction for the decline of young Sanchez (34 replies)
- BBC uses Leonard Nimoy's death to talk about Dr Benjamin Spock. Eh? (36 replies)
- Leonard Nimoy's death to Fat Chicks in three posts (6 replies)
- Another 400+ score - you simply have to laugh. (8 replies)
- The Newcastle fan raped to death by a zebra story (6 replies)
- Can't see Liverpool or City dropping points but the four other teams in the scrap for CL places (10 replies)
- I had KFC in the end. And once again it was ****. (7 replies)
- These Nigerians are getting thicker and thicker. I get an email with "Captain Cole" in the header, (1 replies)
- Mmmm the new Ferrari 488 is rather gorgeous....
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- Foster moment of madness hands Villa lifeline (2 replies)
- How good is Schneiderlin? I know its just stats but Coq beats him in 5/5 categories. (6 replies)
- Reus injured again - made to play for Arsenal (15 replies)
- Dinner? Pizza, Kebab, KFC, Some sort of massive roll from Subway, (60 replies)
- So Brendan reckons Liverpool finishing in the top four would be a better achievement (34 replies)
- Have you seen this Louis CK bloke on stage? There's clips on youtube. (21 replies)
- Interesting article from Aggers on England... (4 replies)
- It was thirty years ago today... (35 replies)
- I have a new game: People Sir Charlie has probably not heard of but would almost certainly hate (22 replies)
- I have decided to grow a beard. I haven't shaved since Thursday. (20 replies)
- On this whole racism thing..... (28 replies)
- Dave Whelan steps down from Wigan leaving his 23 year old grandson in charge (33 replies)
- These make good reading. (1 replies)
- Are we allowed to talk about Adam Johnson? (25 replies)
- one of post but advice needed. new filling feels loose (17 replies)
- well went back to dentist to try today and receptionsit (19 replies)
- Ireland 201/9....will they avoid the follow on? (7 replies)
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