AWIMB [Archive] - Page 110 - AWIMB

Pizza for me. Proper pizza, from a converted 20' container. (8 replies)
I like he fact there is no reference to the eyewitness's attire (2 replies)
Scholes wanted Ozil substituted at half-time. Dixon agreed. (12 replies)
Today, in the gym, I heard a white man and an asian man share a racialist joke (65 replies)
Old Skool Pole: What to do? I had many Stellas and 2 bottles of wine (15 replies)
Hmm, a first time buyer's ISA. (8 replies)
While out walking this lunchtime I found myself trapped in an alley among a cluster of Polish nuns. (9 replies)
I'm getting so boring. I am considering buying one of those Dremel multi tools (27 replies)
Brilliant. Pension relief slashed. (17 replies)
Sort of expected to see a flood of criticism of ozil today but apparently not (14 replies)
Why am I amused that I have just been emailed by a Kat Bone? (8 replies)
Speaking of dwarfs, I have to be careful what I say about his chap, as he lives down the road from (16 replies)
Women you find yourself strangely attracted to (51 replies)
Looking forward to buying my first Dolce and Gabbana suit! (3 replies)
What sort of snooping software is Linkedin using? (2 replies)
So let me get this straight, if Charlie is right, the following scenario is offside: (41 replies)
BudgetWIMB. Does anyone else find this strangely arousing? (3 replies)
The important issue of last night. (43 replies)
I found myself watching video after video on Youtube last night. and home how managed to stumble (8 replies)
Where will we finish in the league? (8 replies)
OK. Have you all finished now? (0 replies)
I honestly think we would've got the goal if we'd been able to put Sanogo on instead of Gibbs. (9 replies)
I have to say, not for the first time, I was impressed with Jardim. Now he's gone all Mark Hughes (19 replies)
Anyone else notice that in the pre-match montage of Arsenal players looking crestfallen after all (27 replies)
Apart from all the other stuff. Ramsey is looking good. Like Ramsey of last season (3 replies)
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Who, I repeat who, was that complete tosser hosting the ITV coverage (17 replies)
The predictable response that the third goal at the emirates f**ked us (21 replies)
If City go out tonight we must be getting rather close to losing the 4th place trophy? (3 replies)
Why does Ozil get so much criticism from scholes? I thought he was one of our best players last (20 replies)
Well, that was all a colossal waste of time and energy, wasn't it? (24 replies)
Would it be fair to say on current form Monreal is probably the best (4 replies)
Isn't NewsBeat supposed to be for the younger audience? >>>> (1 replies)
Would this be a season of failure or success if we win the FA Cup and finish in the top 3? (11 replies)
Think that Monaco CB, Abdenour, could do a job in the PL (0 replies)
WOULDVE left #coqblock on and swapped Nemo for Ramsey (7 replies)
The F.A. Cup is there for the taking. I hope we don't blow it. (6 replies)
Watching Cazorla and Ozil is a joy. (10 replies)
T|ease Me (0 replies)
I remember when we did our first Wenger double an old Newcaste geezer with tears in his eyes when we (1 replies)
I keep getting slated but AW just won't get us into CL contention (1 replies)
Was Monreal injured? Can't think of any reason to bring on Gibbs on when chasing a 3rd goal.... (8 replies)
I can see us thrashing Madrid or Barcelona 4-0 at this stage next season. (9 replies)
We really need that Liverpool v Manu game to be dirty as possible, sendings off galore. (1 replies)
How on earth did we concede 3 goals at home from this team??? (4 replies)
Glorious failure once again.... (9 replies)
If we win at Newcastle this weekend I'll be a happy bunny despite our exit. The way we played keeps (5 replies)
I thought tonight was a fantastic effort, well done Arsene and Arsenal (7 replies)
Another in a long list of ultimately meaningless pyrrhic victories. Big deal, we're only (4 replies)
What a crushing result for Arsene. Just not meant to be. I've never seen him quite so disappointed (1 replies)
I have to say that I was more than a little bit underwhelmed by Monaco over the two legs. (12 replies)
I always fancy the away side in penalty shootouts (1 replies)
Afraid Arsene is jinxed never to win this trophy (5 replies)
Slightly annoyed by the Walcott subsitution. I think he touched the ball twice at the most. (8 replies)
WE ARE LIKE BASLE? ......f**k off (1 replies)
Anyway, 2nd and the cup is still a very good season (1 replies)
Crap. That stupid third goal at home. We knew when it went in... (5 replies)
the only hope would've been for that koscielny chance to have gone in. (0 replies)
Congratulations Monaco you have won the right to be smashed to pieces (0 replies)
f**k it we'd have lost to Bayern, Barca, Real etc so whatever. (0 replies)
That could f**k our season we wil be knackered at the weekend & all (6 replies)
So that Ox goal was a curse. (Though if we hadn't conceded the 3rd it would have been tie winning.) (4 replies)
I am knackered after that. And annoyed but good I hate this competition. (0 replies)
f**k off Ozil (1 replies)
so when do we lynch Nemo? (1 replies)
Good try but (1 replies)
It's not going to happen (3 replies)
Bono can just f**k right off as well. (1 replies)
What a monumental f**k-up. We will learn from this. (4 replies)
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Not sure whether it has been mentioned but the referee is a c**t (0 replies)
Should points out.....it doesn't matter if they score now....we still need a third. (0 replies)
GET IN RAMBO - I told you he should have started (0 replies)
B E L I E V E (0 replies)
f**k off you c**ts!!!!! (0 replies)
f**k me (0 replies)
Come on! (0 replies)
COME ON (0 replies)
Palputations kicking in. (0 replies)
Ref is becoming a bigger c**t as the game goes on. (0 replies)
Backpass for days (0 replies)
Shots from outside the box? (0 replies)
Should have taken of Hector and shuffled Welbz or Santi at RB. (0 replies)
he's leaving Nemo on for the full 90 innit (1 replies)
Pity we don't have Ox, Serge or TR7 to bring on at full back. Hector's done well, but imagine if (0 replies)
Has to be said, ozil has been considerably less than superb. So many good (0 replies)
Over elebriative sometimes. (0 replies)
SHOOT YOU c**t!!!! (1 replies)
When do we sling Per up front? (0 replies)
If Ox hadn't scored in the last tie, we wouldn't have been pushing for a 2nd, and would only need 1 (0 replies)
Scholes really hates Arsenal (2 replies)
What a horrible chant (0 replies)
This ref is such a f**king homer. c**t. (0 replies)
Paul Scholes: How can a genius footballer be such a cretinous c**t of a human? (7 replies)
Scholes is stupider than Townsend. (3 replies)
Very unlucky not to be further ahead. Excellent half. One more goal and it all changes (3 replies)
Half times seen shorter than they used to be. (1 replies)
I woul;dn't have started Wellbeck ... shows what I know as he's been ace. (0 replies)
Alan....... drives a **** car. (0 replies)
Played well, Ozil + shirt = (3 replies)
I want us to exit in a dignified manner tonight. Good performance, win but get the hell outta the CL (5 replies)
#Coqblock we really owe it to him to get a solid partner next season. (0 replies)
Ok ref, lets see you do that throughout the game you c**t (3 replies)
Wellbeck is a bit **** in a lot of ways. He shouldnt be (2 replies)
Too pedestrian. We'll never score 3. (3 replies)
OZIL (0 replies)
Going to plan. (0 replies)
Ffs :o (0 replies)
Yeah, i really dont like this ref at all. Bit of a c**t (0 replies)
Oh....he's one of those foreigners (0 replies)
That is f**kin dreadful by the referee (0 replies)
Kevin Campbell looks lively just his touch not great at times (0 replies)
Get one more be half time lads they'll **** their pants (1 replies)
Unlucky Welbz (0 replies)
Brilliant finish. Love the way he went to hold his quiff until he realised it was still on. (0 replies)
Good finish (0 replies)
Thoroughly deserved, that. Well played lads. Good lad, ollie, weaker foot (0 replies)
Olly. You fighter. (0 replies)
BELIEVE (0 replies)
It's on (0 replies)
Have it. (0 replies)
Townsend wants is to win. Anytime we break you (2 replies)
Have I been in a coma for the last 10 years? Where did this conscious touch business come in? (0 replies)
Ref is a c**t. Really pissing me off. (0 replies)
They are not bad this lot. Scoring three here would be some achievement (2 replies)
W're too nervous. Everything almost but not quite. (0 replies)
We're getting closer..... (1 replies)
I've seen better starts from us, it has to be said. Usual big game jitters getting to us. (0 replies)
Almost TPT folks, Toilet Paper Time. Set your sphincter to pulsate, as Arsenal are in action! (2 replies)
I though Andy Townesnd was Finnish. (0 replies)
How about a prediction? I'll go for 0-2 (10 replies)
Here's some extremely camp Swedish eurovision sign language as a pre match warm up. (3 replies)
Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud (2 replies)
Rambo looked like the player of the 1st half of last season on Sat. So we drop him. Insane. (0 replies)
Must be celebtime. Bumped into James Martin today and a hairy biker yesterday. (2 replies)
Heskey starts then .. (0 replies)
Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Ozil, Welbeck, Alexis, Giroud (1 replies)
Remember we created a lot of chances against them in the first leg, all we need tonight is more of (7 replies)
dead nazi **** reincarnated. (0 replies)
Wenger out! (7 replies)
What is the strategy to be, go all out or sit back & wait & get them on the counter attack? (11 replies)
Its soooo obvious we are going to win (24 replies)
I must be getting old. The junkmail in the post has changed. (10 replies)
Speaking of matters of the environment, does anyone else bother separating their (13 replies)
Of course, even those who hold out no hope tonight expect a heroic failure. (78 replies)
So 'Pikey' is OK, apparently. Can't say I really understand the rules anymore, tbh. (90 replies)
That Aussie boxer who died (46 replies)
I'm currently giving Eastbound and Down another watch, it's pretty great (0 replies)
So apparently, gay men Dolce & Gabbana don't like the idea of gay people having IVF babies and (13 replies)
Love these away trips....here's the official line up live at the Parc des Princes (2 replies)
Today, I intend to protest St Patrick's Day by not having a drop of alcohol pass my lips. (28 replies)
Ooh...just read down the board and saw Jorge calling Sir C an arriviste! You do realise J, that (9 replies)
Agus anois, la feile padraig shona daoibh. (25 replies)
wd The Daily Mash (2 replies)
Nobody wants to see that sort of thing in a match (yes we do) (1 replies)
Yorkshire First - the voice for Yorkshire. (8 replies)
I've not had a coffee for a week or so now. This week I've started on Green Tea (4 replies)
Following the 'Middle class' bit below, have you been socailly mobile? (56 replies)
The moddtopus has declared the tribble ours and that be good enuogh for me (0 replies)
What's all this "we'll do it:" *******s? Arsenal have been doing this every (2 replies)
Surely the sticky has served its purpose and can now f**k off? (5 replies)
Do you think we'll ever get rid of Gunnersaurus? He's just so embarrassing, incongruous and (9 replies)
Steve Williams: An apology (2 replies)
Lets hope there is some complacency in the Monaco ranks tonight being 3-1 up. (0 replies)
It's not jinxing if you anonymously say it in a poll, right? (16 replies)
One other thing on our side tonight. We have no pressure at all imo (39 replies)
Series 5 - Episode 14 of The Walking Dead (2 replies)
So. Reading it is, then. (19 replies)
Jamie Redknapp at Heathrow Terminal Three! WHAT COULD THIS MEAN??? (4 replies)
I don’t for one moment think we’re “back in the title race” but what would it take, I wonder, (63 replies)
Game over 3-0 (6 replies)
According to this we have won every game we have ever played against Reading (4 replies)
Come on Reading, 1-0 up! (12 replies)
I caught that one hour 'Invincibles' show over the weekend (1 replies)
FA Cup (5 replies)
Gabriel back in the squad for tomorrow, good news imo! (5 replies)
Arteta and Debuchy are Police Academy 3 (39 replies)
Right, let's quit f**king about, HERE'S a shed. (24 replies)
Differences between the UK and mainland Europe. (13 replies)
OK. What is there hanging in your wardrobe that, with hindsight, you think may have been a bad idea? (22 replies)
They are everywhere. (22 replies)
Now here's a man who fills his mustard trousers well. Look and learn, j. (9 replies)
I need Awimb's assistance with something. (as usual) (41 replies)
SIr Charlie - your thoughts? (53 replies)
An entire thread about rubber soul amd no mention of norwegian wood (69 replies)
Text book stuff from George Boyd. (1 replies)
Sir Charlie out and about (2 replies)
So we are sending out over 1000 solar phone chargers to one of the poorest island in the world (16 replies)
It's 50 years this year since the relase of Rubber Soul. Half a century. (62 replies)
Is the big nosed boy f**ker around yet ? (18 replies)
This Grant Shapps / Michael Green business is strange, it's like a **** Fight Club (5 replies)
I'll get this out of the way early. This Rooney KO video. (18 replies)
I'm up in Newcastle and the local media are determined they will give us a game next weekend (1 replies)
My li'l won - Champagne-Charlie as we like to call her, did well this weekend. She won the Swedish (14 replies)
I found Giroud’s goal both immensely satisfying but also a reminder of what we’re missing to (17 replies)
Poyet gone, not that it's much of a shock (2 replies)
I tell you what, Clive, this must feel like a hell of a long tim ago if you're a Spurs fan (29 replies)
'Liquid faecal excrement' (6 replies)
Talking of films, I saw one with Chris Rock last night called 'Top Five' that was really very good. (0 replies)
A few points (21 replies)
Review - Boyhood. (4 replies)
Extra bonus: Coloccini can't play against us next weekend. (1 replies)
We're still bang there you know. (6 replies)
There may have been something in what those Barcelona c**ts said about Cesc. (2 replies)
I was hoping the Spuds would do us a favour. (1 replies)
Afternoon AWIMBers .. Just Back To .... (6 replies)
Give Rooney his due, this is pretty funny: (2 replies)
I've just turned on the TV at 40 minutes and it is 3-0 wtf happened? (4 replies)
Just for today, come on you Spuds. (1 replies)
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Chelsea are just toying with me aren't they? Getting my hopes up that this will be a glorious (3 replies)
That's the Spurs for you - always letting you down. We need a draw here. (0 replies)
A draw in the Man U v Spurs game would do nicely imo (3 replies)
StatsWimb - little between Olly G, Costa and Aguero. Pretty similar (1 replies)
:JeSuisClarkson: (0 replies)
All out for glory against Monaco then, is it? Right. Very good. (10 replies)
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Ozil still not looking inspiring. (2 replies)
A definite pen and a but the cnut Gale feels it was difficult decision for the ref (9 replies)
That was some finish by Giroud. Still plenty of people who (9 replies)
Giroud, Kos, and Ramsey with great games. Santi as well when he came on. (4 replies)
one of post but we most in form english team and treble is on (2 replies)
Never realised that Arsenal have now won 8 home PL matches in a row for the 1st time since moving to (6 replies)
Ozil today was Bergkamp-esque. Utterly impeccable in his first touch (5 replies)
You're not fit to referee! Ha ha ha (0 replies)
Wow! five wins in a row. It's the Spring awakening! (2 replies)
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Coquelin (4 replies)
Olly has played some truly sublime flicks in and around the box today. (1 replies)
Six points off top (3 replies)
I remember Flamster scoring a late icing-on-the-cake goal when we beat Everton 7-0 at Highbury. Ber (0 replies)
Hahahah, terrible defending from West Ham, great finish by Ramsey, great for (0 replies)
:floodgates: (0 replies)
Wooh! #2 (0 replies)
Looked like a shove on Cazorla from behind and a 2 footed tackle from in front (1 replies)
Wooh! (0 replies)
Good stuff Ramsey. (0 replies)
As much as I am not a Theo fan.... Wouldn't have subbed him there. (0 replies)
Wouldn't expect such bad passing from Ozil. (3 replies)
It's 1-0, tight game, you're through on goal....abd you PASS the ball to someone on the (1 replies)
Fat Sam appears to be so apoplectic I fear he may choke on his chewing gum. (1 replies)
We're so open for the counter. Just inviting them in. (0 replies)
Villa. (0 replies)
We're making it far too easy for West Ham counter attacks. I know we do this all the time (0 replies)
Glorious team goal - not to take away from the shot itself. (0 replies)
As much as I am not a Theo fan, it was a pen, the second he had to take it so quickly - BUT (0 replies)
Chambers at RB makes me sad. Where's Hector? (1 replies)
Blimey, look at Giroud. Getting all Batigol (1 replies)
Great goal (1 replies)
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